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0 ARADIA: there! ARADIA: now its all festive ARADIA how are we feeling about a party now everyone? ARADIA : i dont feel any different ARADIA: this Outfit feels strange ARADIA: my sh0es dont match ARADIA: these c1othes smell terrible ARADIA: this dress is t00 pretty for me ARADIA: my feet hurt ARADIA her hat is purple ARADIA: i want her hat
0 ARADIA: there! ARADIA: now its all festive ARADIA how are we feeling about a party now everyone? ARADIA : i dont feel any different ARADIA: this Outfit feels strange ARADIA: my sh0es dont match ARADIA: these c1othes smell terrible ARADIA: this dress is t00 pretty for me ARADIA: my feet hurt ARADIA her hat is purple ARADIA: i want her hat

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ARADIA: i 100k boring ARADIA: the sun is s0 bright its hurting my eyes ARADIA: i think i can taste c010rs ARADIA: but i cant feel c010rs ARADIA: i miss having pockets ARADIA: the f100r is a mess ARADIA: i think i can see the future ARADIA: but i cant fee1 the future ARADIA: is there gOing to be f00d ARADIA: i think i miss f00d y 4 thia tasc o
ARADIA: i 100k boring ARADIA: the sun is s0 bright its hurting my eyes ARADIA: i think i can taste c010rs ARADIA: but i cant feel c010rs ARADIA: i miss having pockets ARADIA: the f100r is a mess ARADIA: i think i can see the future ARADIA: but i cant fee1 the future ARADIA: is there gOing to be f00d ARADIA: i think i miss f00d y 4 thia tasc o

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ARADIA: i miss running ARADIA: i d0nt remember h0w t0 use this chainsaw ARADIA: can we cOme with you ARADIA: im sad that im flying ARADIA: i wish my hOrns were Oranger ARADIA: are yOu g0ing t0 get mOre hats ARADIA: is hat a feeling ARADIA: d0 i feel hat
ARADIA: i miss running ARADIA: i d0nt remember h0w t0 use this chainsaw ARADIA: can we cOme with you ARADIA: im sad that im flying ARADIA: i wish my hOrns were Oranger ARADIA: are yOu g0ing t0 get mOre hats ARADIA: is hat a feeling ARADIA: d0 i feel hat

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DAVE: hey DAVE: nerdass DAVE wanna play catch the trident DAVE yeah ok DAVE not like theres anything else to do in this dump DAVE this dump is the afterlife dude DAVE you are already dead DAVE dont care shut up and throw the tristick DAVE trident DAVE: whatever
DAVE: hey DAVE: nerdass DAVE wanna play catch the trident DAVE yeah ok DAVE not like theres anything else to do in this dump DAVE this dump is the afterlife dude DAVE you are already dead DAVE dont care shut up and throw the tristick DAVE trident DAVE: whatever

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tch DAVE look at that thing go DAVE totally thanks to my stylin power bracelets DAVE and my stylin power breasts
tch DAVE look at that thing go DAVE totally thanks to my stylin power bracelets DAVE and my stylin power breasts

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DAVE: woah comin through DAVE: get out of here girly pajama dave DAVE f--- you im sleepwalking DAVE oop
DAVE: woah comin through DAVE: get out of here girly pajama dave DAVE f--- you im sleepwalking DAVE oop

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DAVE: woah is that dave DAVE: yeah i think it is DAVE whats he doing DAVE looks 1ike he just caught a tristick DAVE: with his n------ DAVEdude has nips of steel DAVE: steel doesnt bleed DAVE anything bleeds if you kill it hard enough
DAVE: woah is that dave DAVE: yeah i think it is DAVE whats he doing DAVE looks 1ike he just caught a tristick DAVE: with his n------ DAVEdude has nips of steel DAVE: steel doesnt bleed DAVE anything bleeds if you kill it hard enough

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DAVE: dude DAVE: that is seriously the most messed up ghostbuster DAVE but also it is the best ghostbuster DAVE somewhere bill murray is crying tears of joy DAVE: he wants to tell the world about this new recruit DAVE: but no one will ever believe him DAVE: rick moranis is going to see this ghostbuster DAVE: he will be convinced to come out of retirement DAVE: the world is finally ready for a new honey i shrunk some s--- 1 9 5 2 DAVE haha DAVE: hey dave DAVE: do you have a thing for orange dave DAVE woah man what the hell DAVE: thats 1ike invading my personal bubble there DAVE : i dont think i have to answer to that b------- DAVE oh sorry DAVE: haha im just f------ with you DAVE: yeah i think orange dave is totally hot DAVE: but who doesnt i mean seriously DAVE: woof DAVE: dude totally DAVE: orange dave is the f------ bomb 4
DAVE: dude DAVE: that is seriously the most messed up ghostbuster DAVE but also it is the best ghostbuster DAVE somewhere bill murray is crying tears of joy DAVE: he wants to tell the world about this new recruit DAVE: but no one will ever believe him DAVE: rick moranis is going to see this ghostbuster DAVE: he will be convinced to come out of retirement DAVE: the world is finally ready for a new honey i shrunk some s--- 1 9 5 2 DAVE haha DAVE: hey dave DAVE: do you have a thing for orange dave DAVE woah man what the hell DAVE: thats 1ike invading my personal bubble there DAVE : i dont think i have to answer to that b------- DAVE oh sorry DAVE: haha im just f------ with you DAVE: yeah i think orange dave is totally hot DAVE: but who doesnt i mean seriously DAVE: woof DAVE: dude totally DAVE: orange dave is the f------ bomb 4

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DAVE: hey guys DAVE: i can like hear you and s--- DAVE oh snap DAVE DAVE: im pretty hot DAVE: the fact that everyone is attracted to me is like DAVE: not even remotely close to surprising DAVE: its like general f------ knowledge DAVE: they teach that s--- in school DAVE: sup class welcome to advanced sewing DAVE: open your books to chapter 1 DAVE the one called orange dave is hot DAVE: study this for the rest of the semester DAVE: i want a 10 page essay on how hot orange dave is DAVE: hell you can just photocopy the book and hand it in DAVE: i dont give a f--- DAVEDILE: f----- nak or whatever DAVE: dude shut your s--- : no its cool
DAVE: hey guys DAVE: i can like hear you and s--- DAVE oh snap DAVE DAVE: im pretty hot DAVE: the fact that everyone is attracted to me is like DAVE: not even remotely close to surprising DAVE: its like general f------ knowledge DAVE: they teach that s--- in school DAVE: sup class welcome to advanced sewing DAVE: open your books to chapter 1 DAVE the one called orange dave is hot DAVE: study this for the rest of the semester DAVE: i want a 10 page essay on how hot orange dave is DAVE: hell you can just photocopy the book and hand it in DAVE: i dont give a f--- DAVEDILE: f----- nak or whatever DAVE: dude shut your s--- : no its cool

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DAVE: YO DAVE: sup pink dave DAVE: got another sweet cake here DAVE ok just put it in the sweet cake pile DAVE not to be confused with the regular cake pile DAVE: its top priority for these cakes to be segregated DAVE: got it DAVE: also happy meowthday DAVE: pink dave no DAVE: what DAVE: the f--- DAVE: did you say
DAVE: YO DAVE: sup pink dave DAVE: got another sweet cake here DAVE ok just put it in the sweet cake pile DAVE not to be confused with the regular cake pile DAVE: its top priority for these cakes to be segregated DAVE: got it DAVE: also happy meowthday DAVE: pink dave no DAVE: what DAVE: the f--- DAVE: did you say

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DAVE: woOf DAVE: meow DAVE: s---
DAVE: woOf DAVE: meow DAVE: s---

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DAVE hey DAVE sup DAVE: YO DAVE: what up DAVE: wait DAVE: woah DAVE: are you wearing a dress DAVE yeah man totally DAVE: im feeling like a m------------ princess over here DAVE: what of it DAVE yeah back off dude DAVE dave you look goddamn beautiful in that thing DAVE: every little girls beauty pageants are all cancelled DAVE: we got the winner right here DAVE in all possible categories DAVE just one question dave DAVE what would you do to make world peace a thing DAVE: im gonna tell everyone to shut the f--- up DAVE then hand out phat beats to be passed around all the countries DAVE an answer deserving of the pile of blue ribbons im hypothetically distributing to you DAVE: thanks dave DAVE: ps those are some sweet shoes you have DAVE damn right these are some tight ass shoes DAVE ok i get it im sorry i asked
DAVE hey DAVE sup DAVE: YO DAVE: what up DAVE: wait DAVE: woah DAVE: are you wearing a dress DAVE yeah man totally DAVE: im feeling like a m------------ princess over here DAVE: what of it DAVE yeah back off dude DAVE dave you look goddamn beautiful in that thing DAVE: every little girls beauty pageants are all cancelled DAVE: we got the winner right here DAVE in all possible categories DAVE just one question dave DAVE what would you do to make world peace a thing DAVE: im gonna tell everyone to shut the f--- up DAVE then hand out phat beats to be passed around all the countries DAVE an answer deserving of the pile of blue ribbons im hypothetically distributing to you DAVE: thanks dave DAVE: ps those are some sweet shoes you have DAVE damn right these are some tight ass shoes DAVE ok i get it im sorry i asked

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DAVE i gotta say dave DAVE this is one choice cape you got going on back here DAVE i know right DAVE: i am 100 percent certain that in the history of capes DAVE there has never been a cape better than mine DAVE: when this s--- is over DAVE im gonna dip this s--- in gold DAVE and put it in a museum DAVE: a museum that is entirely dedicated to this gold cape DAVE it will be three floors tall DAVE gold cape is gonna be the centerpiece on top floor DAVE on the other floors the walls are just lined up with the same picture of gold cape DAVE that is the raddest museum plan ive ever heard DAVE: as soon as we get back to earth im funding the s--- out of this DAVE i knew i could count on your support dave
DAVE i gotta say dave DAVE this is one choice cape you got going on back here DAVE i know right DAVE: i am 100 percent certain that in the history of capes DAVE there has never been a cape better than mine DAVE: when this s--- is over DAVE im gonna dip this s--- in gold DAVE and put it in a museum DAVE: a museum that is entirely dedicated to this gold cape DAVE it will be three floors tall DAVE gold cape is gonna be the centerpiece on top floor DAVE on the other floors the walls are just lined up with the same picture of gold cape DAVE that is the raddest museum plan ive ever heard DAVE: as soon as we get back to earth im funding the s--- out of this DAVE i knew i could count on your support dave

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out what i found DAVE: y。check DAVE hahahahaha oh my god what the f--- is that DAVE: out of a record one alien books ive seen DAVE this is the one with the most f----- up cover DAVE like what is even going on in there DAVE dunno man some crazy s--- about hate quadrants and different bloods and s--- DAVE: i cannot believe such a thing exists DAVE even though im staring right at it DAVE yo DAVE: do you give any s---- if i borrow this book DAVE looks kinda interesting DAVE yeah knock yourself out man DAVE im gonna go chiil out on the table
out what i found DAVE: y。check DAVE hahahahaha oh my god what the f--- is that DAVE: out of a record one alien books ive seen DAVE this is the one with the most f----- up cover DAVE like what is even going on in there DAVE dunno man some crazy s--- about hate quadrants and different bloods and s--- DAVE: i cannot believe such a thing exists DAVE even though im staring right at it DAVE yo DAVE: do you give any s---- if i borrow this book DAVE looks kinda interesting DAVE yeah knock yourself out man DAVE im gonna go chiil out on the table

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DAVE this is so relaxing over here DAVE: sitting with one leg up DAVE: this is totally gonna catch on DAVE: hey shut up fuckwits DAVE one of those magic as s--- dream bubbles is coming DAVE you guys can choose to come up here and partake in our customary greeting DAVE a sweet dance partY DAVE: or stay down there in boringsville DAVE and by choose i really mean its mandatory DAVE: so get all of your delicious asses up here 8 2
DAVE this is so relaxing over here DAVE: sitting with one leg up DAVE: this is totally gonna catch on DAVE: hey shut up fuckwits DAVE one of those magic as s--- dream bubbles is coming DAVE you guys can choose to come up here and partake in our customary greeting DAVE a sweet dance partY DAVE: or stay down there in boringsville DAVE and by choose i really mean its mandatory DAVE: so get all of your delicious asses up here 8 2

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DO YOU WANT THIS KEY?
DO YOU WANT THIS KEY?

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CAGE: I am delighted that you all came tonight. CAGE: Not only are you the only ones to show up. CAGE: You are also the most good looking out of all the other clones. CAGE: Thank you, Nicholas. CAGE: You are also very handsome. CAGE: I know CAGE: Now for tonight's big plan
CAGE: I am delighted that you all came tonight. CAGE: Not only are you the only ones to show up. CAGE: You are also the most good looking out of all the other clones. CAGE: Thank you, Nicholas. CAGE: You are also very handsome. CAGE: I know CAGE: Now for tonight's big plan

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http://queenkickass.tumblr.com/post/34268083988/your-name-is-honey-boo-boo-you-just-looove-being

4,159 queenkickass+ 2012-10-24 21:13 High-res → Your name is HONEY BOO BOO You just looove being in CHILD BEAUTY PAGEANTS and being around YOUR LOVING FAMILY. You love to SING and DANCE and WOW THE JUDGES You enjoy playing with SMALL ANIMALS and YOUR NEW BABY SISTER. You work with your MAMA to become the BEST PAGEANT GIRL IN THE WORLD! You want to grow up to be a BEAUTY QUEEN Your chumhandle is beautimousPageanteer and you speak in a manner thAT MAKES PEOPLE REDNECKONIZE!!! #homestuck # honey boo boo #here comes honey boo boo #toddlers and tiaras
4,159 queenkickass+ 2012-10-24 21:13 High-res → Your name is HONEY BOO BOO You just looove being in CHILD BEAUTY PAGEANTS and being around YOUR LOVING FAMILY. You love to SING and DANCE and WOW THE JUDGES You enjoy playing with SMALL ANIMALS and YOUR NEW BABY SISTER. You work with your MAMA to become the BEST PAGEANT GIRL IN THE WORLD! You want to grow up to be a BEAUTY QUEEN Your chumhandle is beautimousPageanteer and you speak in a manner thAT MAKES PEOPLE REDNECKONIZE!!! #homestuck # honey boo boo #here comes honey boo boo #toddlers and tiaras

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