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He's just so smart

13h*** Sorry Richard but I suspect the challenge is to be able to work out how many eggs are implicitly in the egg tray as distinct from how many [can be seen] in the picture. (16 in the picture. Probably 30 in the egg tray) Like 2 | 1 Reply 10h Unless there's an artificial egg shaped stand in the middle, then it's anyone's guess! (That's what an IQ of 168 does for you Like. CO 2
13h*** Sorry Richard but I suspect the challenge is to be able to work out how many eggs are implicitly in the egg tray as distinct from how many [can be seen] in the picture. (16 in the picture. Probably 30 in the egg tray) Like 2 | 1 Reply 10h Unless there's an artificial egg shaped stand in the middle, then it's anyone's guess! (That's what an IQ of 168 does for you Like. CO 2

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Thanks for that

Yes, I am the person in the $375,000 Ferrari F8 Spider slowing down traffic on the 405 to get a photo of a Caprice Wagon. And yes it was worth it. F r was mint.
Yes, I am the person in the $375,000 Ferrari F8 Spider slowing down traffic on the 405 to get a photo of a Caprice Wagon. And yes it was worth it. F r was mint.

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My kid is just way too smart

I am struggling! My 2 year old daughter is meeting 4 year old milestones+. I'm having a hard time finding kids to play with her... She's so advanced and wants to play with older kids, but none of them have been nice or friendly. My daughter is extremely well- mannered and is a big sharer. I don't want her to be around mean kids, but those who want to play and share in all the amazing things life has to offer. My daughter know her alphabet in and out of order, can count up to 30 (a couple are skipped) and backwards from 10, she knows all her shapes and colors, she says 6+ word sentences and sings full songs, she reads board books by herself (memorized: I'm sure), and we are working on spelling as she spells her own name and daddy. She really needs someone at her own mental capacity but can also show her how to play with others. Every time she tries talking to other kids, they all yell at her or leave her or just don't talk yet. I'm at a loss. I would love to schedule play dates with like-minded people, but this has been a struggle. If anyone has good, kind kids who are at her mental capacity, I'd love to schedule a playdate... Thanks! (Pic of my 2 year old.)
I am struggling! My 2 year old daughter is meeting 4 year old milestones+. I'm having a hard time finding kids to play with her... She's so advanced and wants to play with older kids, but none of them have been nice or friendly. My daughter is extremely well- mannered and is a big sharer. I don't want her to be around mean kids, but those who want to play and share in all the amazing things life has to offer. My daughter know her alphabet in and out of order, can count up to 30 (a couple are skipped) and backwards from 10, she knows all her shapes and colors, she says 6+ word sentences and sings full songs, she reads board books by herself (memorized: I'm sure), and we are working on spelling as she spells her own name and daddy. She really needs someone at her own mental capacity but can also show her how to play with others. Every time she tries talking to other kids, they all yell at her or leave her or just don't talk yet. I'm at a loss. I would love to schedule play dates with like-minded people, but this has been a struggle. If anyone has good, kind kids who are at her mental capacity, I'd love to schedule a playdate... Thanks! (Pic of my 2 year old.)

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Why are they all seducing me?

Are people being approached romantically by tour guides a lot? back in June I was on a trip to Malaysia where a tour guide was very much interested in me and made a move on me. More recently I've been on a trip to Greece and during a boat tour while we were getting off an island the tour guide there also made a pass at me/made a move on me. I'm just wondering have any of you ladies experienced the same or know people that have? Is this quite common with tour guides trying to seduce tourists? What's been your experiences?
Are people being approached romantically by tour guides a lot? back in June I was on a trip to Malaysia where a tour guide was very much interested in me and made a move on me. More recently I've been on a trip to Greece and during a boat tour while we were getting off an island the tour guide there also made a pass at me/made a move on me. I'm just wondering have any of you ladies experienced the same or know people that have? Is this quite common with tour guides trying to seduce tourists? What's been your experiences?

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Whoops!

Safeer @safeersnaps Hey guys, so I accidentally bought a Range Rover and now my mom is making me sell it. If anyone in toronto wants to buy it plz dm me. Thx. MM
Safeer @safeersnaps Hey guys, so I accidentally bought a Range Rover and now my mom is making me sell it. If anyone in toronto wants to buy it plz dm me. Thx. MM

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Poor girl, people can be so quick to judge

facebook LIKE 15 3 + == Comment Sena 00 I wear a 4ct engagement ring. Today I was getting a surgery and the male nurses made a comment about how big it is and the other male nurse says "yeah I just assumed it was cubic zirconia" Which I kind of suspected people thought that anyway because I'm 26 with a 4ct ring which I feel is fairly uncommon. Anyway. Does anyone else get this snap judgment and assumption on their rings because of the size? And how do you respond? Question directed mostly towards people with 3cts and above You and 51 others Haha
facebook LIKE 15 3 + == Comment Sena 00 I wear a 4ct engagement ring. Today I was getting a surgery and the male nurses made a comment about how big it is and the other male nurse says "yeah I just assumed it was cubic zirconia" Which I kind of suspected people thought that anyway because I'm 26 with a 4ct ring which I feel is fairly uncommon. Anyway. Does anyone else get this snap judgment and assumption on their rings because of the size? And how do you respond? Question directed mostly towards people with 3cts and above You and 51 others Haha

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Sigh... so hard being so smart

Finding out that women with higher IQs are less likely to be married & have more difficult relationships...was so.....*cringe* 4:42 AM - 10/20/22 Twitter for iPhone 4,846 Retweets 1,638 Quote Tweets 49.8K Likes 27 Replying to My IQ is like 135 or something, which I'm not even sure is accurate bc I had no idea what I was doing in the test, I just guessed everything LOL, but nothing gets by me you cannot trick me!! I do have very high passion, emotional relationships though 55 17139 2,694 ↑
Finding out that women with higher IQs are less likely to be married & have more difficult relationships...was so.....*cringe* 4:42 AM - 10/20/22 Twitter for iPhone 4,846 Retweets 1,638 Quote Tweets 49.8K Likes 27 Replying to My IQ is like 135 or something, which I'm not even sure is accurate bc I had no idea what I was doing in the test, I just guessed everything LOL, but nothing gets by me you cannot trick me!! I do have very high passion, emotional relationships though 55 17139 2,694 ↑

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Such a hoarder!

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12:59 W645939565 iPhone beats it pro beats kim • MacBook Pr Leather Case iPhone 12 Pro Max Idk who needs to hear this, but throw them boxes away!! That's what I'm doing today!

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Is this a joke

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Please guys he's struggling

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• 3h What's a good way to stop young women from flirting with an older man? Got a problem. Young women and girls in their late teens have become flirtatious with me. What's a good way to handle this issue? 172 387 ↑ Share

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Anyone?!

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Oh LinkedIn

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wing agency founders time writing Linkedin posts.... + Follow My first 3 months posting on Linkedin: - 80 posts - 109,256 views - 1,061 likes - 679 comments - 9 shares - 17 inbound leads The next 9 months posting on Linkedin: - 424 posts - 11,544,578 views - 130,543 likes - 55,737 comments - 1,550 shares - 500+ inbound leads and enquiries This is your Monday motivation. Think long term and go get it. Ceo A---- Bajaj and 535 others 317 comments - 1 repost

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It's not something they talk about

its a little more than just that. I taught myself the code of honor known as chivalry as a child. I read the Tolkein books in kindergarden, around age 6. oh, and I have a huge movie and tv series collection 6?! that's impressive! i read the hobbit at 8, but e rest as a teen. I was considered gifted. I have a genius IQ. its not something I like to talk about, however.
its a little more than just that. I taught myself the code of honor known as chivalry as a child. I read the Tolkein books in kindergarden, around age 6. oh, and I have a huge movie and tv series collection 6?! that's impressive! i read the hobbit at 8, but e rest as a teen. I was considered gifted. I have a genius IQ. its not something I like to talk about, however.

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All about the weather

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POV you're an 8/10

POV: you're an 8/10. You get matches but it's just heys and these entitled bi Cor sations (Recent) V Hey Conversation expires in 23 hours S Hey Conversation expires in 23 hours D Hey Conversation expires in 22 hours = YOUR MOVE YOUR MOVE YOUR MOVE YOUR MOVE T Once you prove, you are worth my time YOUR MOVE K You gotta figure it out on your own haha
POV: you're an 8/10. You get matches but it's just heys and these entitled bi Cor sations (Recent) V Hey Conversation expires in 23 hours S Hey Conversation expires in 23 hours D Hey Conversation expires in 22 hours = YOUR MOVE YOUR MOVE YOUR MOVE YOUR MOVE T Once you prove, you are worth my time YOUR MOVE K You gotta figure it out on your own haha

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Mhm...

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