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thanks mom

Tweet Why tf did my mom give me such high standards. Like this woman let me eat fancy cheeses and LOBSTER as a kid. She wore only Chanel perfume. And took me to French restaurants. Now I crave things that are stupid expensive. And Chanel and Tom Ford are the only perfumes I like 7:14 · 06 Sep 19 · Twitter for iPhone
Tweet Why tf did my mom give me such high standards. Like this woman let me eat fancy cheeses and LOBSTER as a kid. She wore only Chanel perfume. And took me to French restaurants. Now I crave things that are stupid expensive. And Chanel and Tom Ford are the only perfumes I like 7:14 · 06 Sep 19 · Twitter for iPhone

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my wife

* My wife - what did you do today? * Me - raised money for a boy with autism and gave away money * My wife - that's amazing 11:09 am · 16 Nov. 19 · Twitter for iPhone 1,605 Retweets 19.8K Likes
* My wife - what did you do today? * Me - raised money for a boy with autism and gave away money * My wife - that's amazing 11:09 am · 16 Nov. 19 · Twitter for iPhone 1,605 Retweets 19.8K Likes

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sauceless

Went to McDonalds and forgot to ask for sauces because a guy was asking for my Instagram. This is why you should never talk to people. You only end up sauceless and disappointed 12:32 · 03/01/2020 · Twitter for iPhone 18 Likes
Went to McDonalds and forgot to ask for sauces because a guy was asking for my Instagram. This is why you should never talk to people. You only end up sauceless and disappointed 12:32 · 03/01/2020 · Twitter for iPhone 18 Likes

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thanks uncle sam

Is w feeling annoyed. The I made over $100K in 2018 and had to PAY $4K after doing my taxes. My sister made $26K in 2019 and got a REFUND of $3.2K back in her pocket. Where is the logic?! Thanks Uncle Sam. 4 2 Comments O Like Comment Send
Is w feeling annoyed. The I made over $100K in 2018 and had to PAY $4K after doing my taxes. My sister made $26K in 2019 and got a REFUND of $3.2K back in her pocket. Where is the logic?! Thanks Uncle Sam. 4 2 Comments O Like Comment Send

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smart kids

jxnath4n_ When the 2 smart kids have different answers 14h 14 likes Reply midnight_mrf @jxnath4n_ As a smart kid who has had that happen, it is so satisfying when the popular smart kid gets proven wrong by you, the ultimate smart kid that will never be defeated. Except by the teacher sometimes but we don't talk about those moments. 7h Reply
jxnath4n_ When the 2 smart kids have different answers 14h 14 likes Reply midnight_mrf @jxnath4n_ As a smart kid who has had that happen, it is so satisfying when the popular smart kid gets proven wrong by you, the ultimate smart kid that will never be defeated. Except by the teacher sometimes but we don't talk about those moments. 7h Reply

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you'd be surprised

4:50 ll 5GE 13 mins Youd be surprised what you can accomplish by running just 1 mile a day, doing 200 pushups a day (200 REAL pushups, not that half steppin b------- I see alot of guys doing), and just eating right. L O Like Comment Send
4:50 ll 5GE 13 mins Youd be surprised what you can accomplish by running just 1 mile a day, doing 200 pushups a day (200 REAL pushups, not that half steppin b------- I see alot of guys doing), and just eating right. L O Like Comment Send

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surprised running pushups eating right

math equation

r/mildlyinfuriating - Posted by 12 minutes ago This mathematics question which I've solved doesn't seem to have much numbers tes Gary) Sirla) dy - Sin(y) x dy ( con (ang)a (con(any) d x) x-Sin aty) × ( dy)) CA aty) cos - Sin(y) dy -xsin aty) dy du cos fety) x sin (aty) dy - sirky) dy Sirfy) dy - cas dy (asin fay) - Siny)) d cos (aty) e stnfaty): sinfy} dy dre cos ary) cory) x sin caty) - sinly) cos (aty) es (y)x sinc@ty) - siny)x cs (aty) cos? (ary) Sin (aty) cos? ary) Sina
r/mildlyinfuriating - Posted by 12 minutes ago This mathematics question which I've solved doesn't seem to have much numbers tes Gary) Sirla) dy - Sin(y) x dy ( con (ang)a (con(any) d x) x-Sin aty) × ( dy)) CA aty) cos - Sin(y) dy -xsin aty) dy du cos fety) x sin (aty) dy - sirky) dy Sirfy) dy - cas dy (asin fay) - Siny)) d cos (aty) e stnfaty): sinfy} dy dre cos ary) cory) x sin caty) - sinly) cos (aty) es (y)x sinc@ty) - siny)x cs (aty) cos? (ary) Sin (aty) cos? ary) Sina

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30 dollar cat bed

Me: buys cat a 30 dollar cat bed Cat: walks straight past it into my yeezy shoebox It 531 目25 ...
Me: buys cat a 30 dollar cat bed Cat: walks straight past it into my yeezy shoebox It 531 目25 ...

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#1 album

WUNNA @1GunnaGunna It's hard celebrating a #1 album when the world is Hurting eA 6:53 PM · 5/31/20 · Twitter for iPhone 691 Retweets 4,258 Likes 27
WUNNA @1GunnaGunna It's hard celebrating a #1 album when the world is Hurting eA 6:53 PM · 5/31/20 · Twitter for iPhone 691 Retweets 4,258 Likes 27

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I'm odd like that

de was traveling to New ork, New York from Incheon International Airport. Yesterday at 6:35 PM • Incheon, Korea Last lag before the US! I need suggestions what to do in New York City it's my first time!!! (Yes I've never been to NYC yet l've been to countless countries across the world...I'm odd like that) Asia North America Atlantic Ocean Pacific Ocean an Ocean New York, New York City · United States 56,095,441 check-ins SAVE Like לn Send Comment 6. Bacon bar 01 Like Reply 20h nm heart attack bef... Write a comment... GIF
de was traveling to New ork, New York from Incheon International Airport. Yesterday at 6:35 PM • Incheon, Korea Last lag before the US! I need suggestions what to do in New York City it's my first time!!! (Yes I've never been to NYC yet l've been to countless countries across the world...I'm odd like that) Asia North America Atlantic Ocean Pacific Ocean an Ocean New York, New York City · United States 56,095,441 check-ins SAVE Like לn Send Comment 6. Bacon bar 01 Like Reply 20h nm heart attack bef... Write a comment... GIF

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tax season

Yesterday at 11:26am • That feeling when your submit your 6 figure tax return... 14 Comment Like לח Share Write a comment... OF
Yesterday at 11:26am • That feeling when your submit your 6 figure tax return... 14 Comment Like לח Share Write a comment... OF

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taxes tax season 6 figures /r/humblebrag

help I'm attractive


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girls staring attractive /r/humblebrag

tiktok

Tiktok is not easy when you have 75,000 people following you
Tiktok is not easy when you have 75,000 people following you

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tiktok not easy followers /r/humblebrag

my kids are smart

Adam Lane Smith @TheBrometheus My wife and I never baby talk to our kids. We use full sentences and a wide vocabulary including complex words. My son is 3 and can carry a full conversation. Adults at family gatherings are shocked at his social aptitude. My daughter isn't even 2 and she uses 4-syllable words. 12:36 PM 1/25/20 · Twitter for iPhone 6,237 Retweets 29.3K Likes
Adam Lane Smith @TheBrometheus My wife and I never baby talk to our kids. We use full sentences and a wide vocabulary including complex words. My son is 3 and can carry a full conversation. Adults at family gatherings are shocked at his social aptitude. My daughter isn't even 2 and she uses 4-syllable words. 12:36 PM 1/25/20 · Twitter for iPhone 6,237 Retweets 29.3K Likes

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smart kids geniuses /r/humblebrag

success is triggering

Thread One of my friends told me she can't talk to me right now, because my success is triggering her insecurities and jealousy. I respect the hell out of her for being open and vulnerable. Communication is key, which is why we must all come from a place of non-judgement. 4:24 p.m. · 30 Jan. 20 · Twitter for iPhone 6,904 Retweets 46.9K Likes
Thread One of my friends told me she can't talk to me right now, because my success is triggering her insecurities and jealousy. I respect the hell out of her for being open and vulnerable. Communication is key, which is why we must all come from a place of non-judgement. 4:24 p.m. · 30 Jan. 20 · Twitter for iPhone 6,904 Retweets 46.9K Likes

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triggers success friends /r/humblebrag

daily rose

Ahhh lol today I got a rose :) Walking in the hallway and getting handed a rose is literally a daily thing that happens to me
Ahhh lol today I got a rose :) Walking in the hallway and getting handed a rose is literally a daily thing that happens to me

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