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Should've Closed the Pool

*Me budsAy dudes did you know I *At le pool having happy fun time* can hold my breath for like 10 minutes? *Me* Yea right o for reals, see watch *Le deep breath* Really? Le underwater* A FEW MINUTES LATER Oh lord, why? He told us he could do it! He said! . . .Hey wait dude. Loohk he's turning over! 0 *Buds Huh. . .?
*Me budsAy dudes did you know I *At le pool having happy fun time* can hold my breath for like 10 minutes? *Me* Yea right o for reals, see watch *Le deep breath* Really? Le underwater* A FEW MINUTES LATER Oh lord, why? He told us he could do it! He said! . . .Hey wait dude. Loohk he's turning over! 0 *Buds Huh. . .?

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A Lifetime of Lying AGE 2 AGE 10 WHO PEED ON THE FLOOR? DID YOU BRUSHYOUR TEETH ITWAS THE DOG! AGE 16 YES, MA'AM. BE HOME BY MIDNIGHT YOU SURE YOU'RE GOOD TO DRIVE, BRO BUT OF COURSE AGE 30 IAIN'T EVEN TIPSY COMPANY COMPUTERS ARE FOR BUSINESS PURPOSES ONLY AGE 40 DADYOU THINK FLL BE PRESIDENT SOME DAY RULES IS RULES. AGE 50 SURE THING, SPORT SO, DO YOu FEEL OLDYET AGE 65 CONGRATS ON THE RETIREMENT. NEVER FELT BETTER! AGE 75 IM GONNA MISS IT HERE AGE 85 YOU SURE YOU'RE GOOD TO DRIVE, GRANDPA? WHO PEED ONTHE FLOOR? I CAN SEE JUST FINE! ITWAS THE DOG!
A Lifetime of Lying AGE 2 AGE 10 WHO PEED ON THE FLOOR? DID YOU BRUSHYOUR TEETH ITWAS THE DOG! AGE 16 YES, MA'AM. BE HOME BY MIDNIGHT YOU SURE YOU'RE GOOD TO DRIVE, BRO BUT OF COURSE AGE 30 IAIN'T EVEN TIPSY COMPANY COMPUTERS ARE FOR BUSINESS PURPOSES ONLY AGE 40 DADYOU THINK FLL BE PRESIDENT SOME DAY RULES IS RULES. AGE 50 SURE THING, SPORT SO, DO YOu FEEL OLDYET AGE 65 CONGRATS ON THE RETIREMENT. NEVER FELT BETTER! AGE 75 IM GONNA MISS IT HERE AGE 85 YOU SURE YOU'RE GOOD TO DRIVE, GRANDPA? WHO PEED ONTHE FLOOR? I CAN SEE JUST FINE! ITWAS THE DOG!

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le finale 2470 TWELVES SECONDS LATER
le finale 2470 TWELVES SECONDS LATER

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THE Surprise Spy I Spied
THE Surprise Spy I Spied

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at le bar hey derp, are you sure you can drive? chill man, i couldnt be more sober DTEL
at le bar hey derp, are you sure you can drive? chill man, i couldnt be more sober DTEL

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Dad Mom Nah im good, don't really feel like coming Hey derp, we're going out for shopping, would you like to come? Okay, bye! But that meanS.". I did feel P like coming!
Dad Mom Nah im good, don't really feel like coming Hey derp, we're going out for shopping, would you like to come? Okay, bye! But that meanS.". I did feel P like coming!

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*calling to cancel date* "What's wrong?" "Hey Derpina, I can't make it to dinner tonight." "I hope you feel better "I have a cold, 50on..." and I don't want you to catch it." I actually had explosive diarrhea!
*calling to cancel date* "What's wrong?" "Hey Derpina, I can't make it to dinner tonight." "I hope you feel better "I have a cold, 50on..." and I don't want you to catch it." I actually had explosive diarrhea!

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So what did you do today? oh ok Nothing *le mom *me I LIED I did some things
So what did you do today? oh ok Nothing *le mom *me I LIED I did some things

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*le relating a hillarious on reddit towhere do you come up with this "Oh my god you're so funny, anecdote I saw reddit to civilians. stuff?!" - "I don't know I just. . .think of it"
*le relating a hillarious on reddit towhere do you come up with this "Oh my god you're so funny, anecdote I saw reddit to civilians. stuff?!" - "I don't know I just. . .think of it"

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erping away Ente mp uter late at Derp, did you do your homework? night e:15 Le door is shu closed* urse I did, mom K. Goodnight DIDN'TACTUALLY DO MY HOMEWORK
erping away Ente mp uter late at Derp, did you do your homework? night e:15 Le door is shu closed* urse I did, mom K. Goodnight DIDN'TACTUALLY DO MY HOMEWORK

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My Phone is At Full Battery!

herp derp blah blah blah blah k, well I have to get going, my phone is about to die. . .. my phone is at full battery
herp derp blah blah blah blah k, well I have to get going, my phone is about to die. . .. my phone is at full battery

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You haven't been eating all junk have you? What did you have for di *First weekend home alone* nner? Don't be silly Mom! I had a sandwich! AN ICE CREAM SANDWICH!
You haven't been eating all junk have you? What did you have for di *First weekend home alone* nner? Don't be silly Mom! I had a sandwich! AN ICE CREAM SANDWICH!

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"Tell your family I saicd 'hi,'all right?" "It was nice talking to you." "Yeah, good to hear from you!" "Yeah of course!" MY FAMILY WILL NEVER KNOW YOU SAID HJI
"Tell your family I saicd 'hi,'all right?" "It was nice talking to you." "Yeah, good to hear from you!" "Yeah of course!" MY FAMILY WILL NEVER KNOW YOU SAID HJI

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"teacher, my dog ate my homework" "class, deliver your homework before u leave" BAD POKER FACE I ACTUALLY ATE IT MYSELE
"teacher, my dog ate my homework" "class, deliver your homework before u leave" BAD POKER FACE I ACTUALLY ATE IT MYSELE

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By Gum It's Gum!

Welcome to the Invention Room, Violet No touching, no tasting, no telling. Agreed? Of course, Mr. Wonka.
Welcome to the Invention Room, Violet No touching, no tasting, no telling. Agreed? Of course, Mr. Wonka.

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Basic Politics

I will make a differ ce VOTE VOTE VOTE I WON' T VOTE
I will make a differ ce VOTE VOTE VOTE I WON' T VOTE

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At Derpina's house I'm gonna change clothes in the bedroom before we o, okay? No peeking! Hehehe! Of course not! I promise! Sure!K 1 SLAM!
At Derpina's house I'm gonna change clothes in the bedroom before we o, okay? No peeking! Hehehe! Of course not! I promise! Sure!K 1 SLAM!

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