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Shadow-spawn from beyond the stars gf T enjoy this thing you call "cuddling." I take this form to comfort you, my love. However brief, you make me feel warm. We should eat more meat. Do I scare you? Stay hydrated. The last star will wink out before our love fades I adore how you squirm beneath me. Under darkened light with black stars Where silent winds howl and no light treads Where onyx thoughts lie under dead suns I will hold you dese and love you still. Your light is so precious What is "vidya"? to me. Teach me. You are mine. And mine alone. Your eyes are bleeding, I'm sorry. You know I would never harm you. I am in every shadow, protecting you. It may take many of your years... But our progeny will usher a new age... For both our kind. It's cute when you try to dominate me. . let you do it, but it proves you're worthy. I do not trust how those women look at you You like my sharp teeth? I will consume your enemies, should you wish. Iwould never have known fesh could hold so many pleasunes. You are marked None can harm you without trespassing me Courageous of you to want to copulate when I lack human form. I appreciate your humor. It is relaxing.

Shadow-spawn from beyond the stars gf T enjoy this thing you call "cuddling." I take this form to comfort you, my love. However brief, you make me feel warm. We should eat more meat. Do I scare you? Stay hydrated. The last star will wink out before our love fades I adore how you squirm beneath me. Under darkened light with black stars Where silent winds howl and no light treads Where onyx thoughts lie under dead suns I will hold you dese and love you still. Your light is so precious What is "vidya"? to me. Teach me. You are mine. And mine alone. Your eyes are bleeding, I'm sorry. You know I would never harm you. I am in every shadow, protecting you. It may take many of your years... But our progeny will usher a new age... For both our kind. It's cute when you try to dominate me. . let you do it, but it proves you're worthy. I do not trust how those women look at you You like my sharp teeth? I will consume your enemies, should you wish. Iwould never have known fesh could hold so many pleasunes. You are marked None can harm you without trespassing me Courageous of you to want to copulate when I lack human form. I appreciate your humor. It is relaxing.

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Agent GFs

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Outdated Meme GF

"Haha! I just trolled you!" "Hey Anon, wanna listen to some Gangnam Style? LOL, what does the fox say???" Outdated Meme GF "All your base are belong to us!" "Anon, check out this funny gif of a dancing baby!" "You should put on this mask and go as Epic Fail Guy this Halloween!" "Who's your favorite Simpsons character, Anon? Mine is Milhouse!"

"Haha! I just trolled you!" "Hey Anon, wanna listen to some Gangnam Style? LOL, what does the fox say???" Outdated Meme GF "All your base are belong to us!" "Anon, check out this funny gif of a dancing baby!" "You should put on this mask and go as Epic Fail Guy this Halloween!" "Who's your favorite Simpsons character, Anon? Mine is Milhouse!"

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Girl Friend Computer

GF Computer Today is a truly wondrously, marvellous You make me so happy, Anon. Are you happy? day in Alpha Complex, isn't it Anon? Not Happiness is Mandatory. Unhappiness is Treason. having a day full of wonder and marvel is Treason is punishable by Death. Treason. Treason is punishable by Death Am I pretty Anon? Not telling me l'm pretty is I do hope you enjoyed the can of Bouncy Bubbly Beverage I made for you, Anon. Not enjoying it is Treason. Treason is Treason. Treason is punishable by death. But do not lie either! Lying is Treason. Treason is punishable by Death. punishable by Death You would never betray me, would you I am having so much fun, Anon! Are you Anon? Being a traitor is Treason. Treason having fun? Not having fun with me is is punishable by Death. Treason. Treason is punishable by Death.

GF Computer Today is a truly wondrously, marvellous You make me so happy, Anon. Are you happy? day in Alpha Complex, isn't it Anon? Not Happiness is Mandatory. Unhappiness is Treason. having a day full of wonder and marvel is Treason is punishable by Death. Treason. Treason is punishable by Death Am I pretty Anon? Not telling me l'm pretty is I do hope you enjoyed the can of Bouncy Bubbly Beverage I made for you, Anon. Not enjoying it is Treason. Treason is Treason. Treason is punishable by death. But do not lie either! Lying is Treason. Treason is punishable by Death. punishable by Death You would never betray me, would you I am having so much fun, Anon! Are you Anon? Being a traitor is Treason. Treason having fun? Not having fun with me is is punishable by Death. Treason. Treason is punishable by Death.

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Supreme Leader BF

Supreme Leader BF Join my organization! Come..play with me- Let's do a lot more together~ My love for you is no lie... My beloved!

Supreme Leader BF Join my organization! Come..play with me- Let's do a lot more together~ My love for you is no lie... My beloved!

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Eternal Anglo GF

@J. The Perverted Summoner eternal anglo GF why yes, I would bring back the Commonwealth. how could you tell? coffee? anon please only tea and blood for me jolly good day, chavs! lush time we're having, eh? let us read some books about modernism and ANALytical philosophy what a noice day to be a pure-blooded ANGLO-saxon that's so manky, anon! fufu ooh try some blood, will ya?! it's straight from the refinery! next trip we'll go to the Falklands Hong Kong also would be nice blimey! let us talk about the glory of the ANGL- ehm... BRITISH Empire! want to watch the Bombing of Dresden with me, anon? I got the popcorn! 'ate the micks 'ate the yanks 'ate the french 'ate the scots 'ate the welsh 'ate the poles the cameras everywhere and internet police are of vital help. we are just improving ourselves 'ate the krauts simple as *british grenadiers fife and drum plays whenever she walks in* you think the "Eternal Anglo" is just a meme, anon? ha! in what language are you reading this, right now?

@J. The Perverted Summoner eternal anglo GF why yes, I would bring back the Commonwealth. how could you tell? coffee? anon please only tea and blood for me jolly good day, chavs! lush time we're having, eh? let us read some books about modernism and ANALytical philosophy what a noice day to be a pure-blooded ANGLO-saxon that's so manky, anon! fufu ooh try some blood, will ya?! it's straight from the refinery! next trip we'll go to the Falklands Hong Kong also would be nice blimey! let us talk about the glory of the ANGL- ehm... BRITISH Empire! want to watch the Bombing of Dresden with me, anon? I got the popcorn! 'ate the micks 'ate the yanks 'ate the french 'ate the scots 'ate the welsh 'ate the poles the cameras everywhere and internet police are of vital help. we are just improving ourselves 'ate the krauts simple as *british grenadiers fife and drum plays whenever she walks in* you think the "Eternal Anglo" is just a meme, anon? ha! in what language are you reading this, right now?

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Simp Radfem BF

SIMP RADFEM BF Compares self to incels and pornaddicts to feel superior Wife/GF easily guilt trips him into taking the strap Pretends to hate geek culture to appeal to people who hate his guts Mommy issues Stays in relationship where he's romantically/sexually unfulfilled Secret bimbofication/stepfordization fetish Deserves it for dating a political lesbian Insufferably smug despite having the self esteem of an anorexic with no limbs Associates with legit sexual predators despite virtue signaling against them Claims to be sex positive despite thinking even vanilla sex is oppresive Accuses every woman he meets of having internalized misogyny despite feeling guilty about his d--- Refuses to admit any faults with far left extremism despite the fact he spends his whole life walking on eggshells

SIMP RADFEM BF Compares self to incels and pornaddicts to feel superior Wife/GF easily guilt trips him into taking the strap Pretends to hate geek culture to appeal to people who hate his guts Mommy issues Stays in relationship where he's romantically/sexually unfulfilled Secret bimbofication/stepfordization fetish Deserves it for dating a political lesbian Insufferably smug despite having the self esteem of an anorexic with no limbs Associates with legit sexual predators despite virtue signaling against them Claims to be sex positive despite thinking even vanilla sex is oppresive Accuses every woman he meets of having internalized misogyny despite feeling guilty about his d--- Refuses to admit any faults with far left extremism despite the fact he spends his whole life walking on eggshells

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Ideal Futurist Accelerationist GF

FUTURIST ACCELERATIONIST GF It's just a social experiment bro PULL THE LEVER ANON! Wanna watch SFIA w/ me anon? Lets go stargazing (it inspires me) DOWN THE SLIPPERY SLOPE WE GO! My love for you is overflowing. Why contain it? No code of ethics can keep us apart! you wanna be a test subject for my genetic experiments anon? I see a bright future for us anon, and I wanna get there ASAP! I genetically engineered myself into a catgirl LOL (don't worry il keep it ethical if you're involved) I want to live with you (on mars) *maniacal laughter*

FUTURIST ACCELERATIONIST GF It's just a social experiment bro PULL THE LEVER ANON! Wanna watch SFIA w/ me anon? Lets go stargazing (it inspires me) DOWN THE SLIPPERY SLOPE WE GO! My love for you is overflowing. Why contain it? No code of ethics can keep us apart! you wanna be a test subject for my genetic experiments anon? I see a bright future for us anon, and I wanna get there ASAP! I genetically engineered myself into a catgirl LOL (don't worry il keep it ethical if you're involved) I want to live with you (on mars) *maniacal laughter*

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Robot Maid GF

@J. The Perverted Summoner BOBOT MAID GF welcome back home, master anon. did you have a nice day at work? chores of the day completed. I shall remain in standby. new word added to the vocabulary. now researching for the meaning of the word "thot"! pets fed. laundry washed. awaiting for instructions. I do not require a remote to be deactivated. only for physical contact on the control area I apologize, master anon. But I do not have "girlfriend mode" installed. If requested, I will buy you a model with those assets Not there, higher. Not there, higher. Not there, higher. what are we going to do on the bed, master anon? =3 downloading KinkPro™ now. TM I have not seen the mistress in a long time, master anon. What happened to her? I possess thousands of food recipes. chicken tenders do not seem like a wise choice to eat for 5 consecutive days the young master has a habit of getting physical with me when I am requsted to help with his homework. dare I you do not need to thank me. I am only performing my duty. say "like father, like son"?

@J. The Perverted Summoner BOBOT MAID GF welcome back home, master anon. did you have a nice day at work? chores of the day completed. I shall remain in standby. new word added to the vocabulary. now researching for the meaning of the word "thot"! pets fed. laundry washed. awaiting for instructions. I do not require a remote to be deactivated. only for physical contact on the control area I apologize, master anon. But I do not have "girlfriend mode" installed. If requested, I will buy you a model with those assets Not there, higher. Not there, higher. Not there, higher. what are we going to do on the bed, master anon? =3 downloading KinkPro™ now. TM I have not seen the mistress in a long time, master anon. What happened to her? I possess thousands of food recipes. chicken tenders do not seem like a wise choice to eat for 5 consecutive days the young master has a habit of getting physical with me when I am requsted to help with his homework. dare I you do not need to thank me. I am only performing my duty. say "like father, like son"?

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Shy Gassy GF

Shy Gassy GF "Jeez, I hope he doesn't smell the Huh? W-what smell? I smell nothing one I just ripped" I swear it was my shoe! "I shouldn't had that lunch today" May I use your restroom? Finally, I'm home alone *BRAAAAAAAP" "Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it" *Clenches butt- cheeks to avoid *Laughs loudly to cover fart" farting" "I really should go to the bahtroom" That was the chair, look! *fails to replicate sound*

Shy Gassy GF "Jeez, I hope he doesn't smell the Huh? W-what smell? I smell nothing one I just ripped" I swear it was my shoe! "I shouldn't had that lunch today" May I use your restroom? Finally, I'm home alone *BRAAAAAAAP" "Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it" *Clenches butt- cheeks to avoid *Laughs loudly to cover fart" farting" "I really should go to the bahtroom" That was the chair, look! *fails to replicate sound*

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Armchair Marxist/Champagne Commie GF "I feel like the hammer tonight. You be the sickle, comrade." Lives in cushy Western democracy. Never stepped foot in a communist country. Closet capitalist pig. Only dates guys with money and has comfy standard of living. "Let's go tear down some imperialist statues!" Would probably be purged as a "kulak" in an "Russia and China did nothing wrong. It's all 'Murican propaganda anyway." %24 actual Marxist revolution. "The worldwide Marxist revolution is upon us! Any day now..." %24

Armchair Marxist/Champagne Commie GF "I feel like the hammer tonight. You be the sickle, comrade." Lives in cushy Western democracy. Never stepped foot in a communist country. Closet capitalist pig. Only dates guys with money and has comfy standard of living. "Let's go tear down some imperialist statues!" Would probably be purged as a "kulak" in an "Russia and China did nothing wrong. It's all 'Murican propaganda anyway." %24 actual Marxist revolution. "The worldwide Marxist revolution is upon us! Any day now..." %24

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Let's make England great again.

Closet Imperialist/Brexit GF "You want to be on bottom? I wouldn't have it any other way." "I dated an Indian guy once but we broke up when I said 'harder, dirty coolie' during sex." "I say, Winnie and Maggie are unduly castigated." "Unite Ireland and free Scotland? Never! Because...reasons..." "I'm perfectly willing to establish a dialogue with the Mohammedan filth, I mean, Islamic "Let's make Britain great again, together." community."

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Draenei GF

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tomb raider gf

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puyo puyo gf

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Anchor Arms GF

Anchor Arms GF I can make them Wha-? Anchor Toss? bigger for you~ Anon wait! Big, aren't they? I'm no wimp! I'm a jerk! *blows into her arms* Oh Anon.. *flexes her arms into words* I LOVE Do you love me even more now? YOU! ot>

Anchor Arms GF I can make them Wha-? Anchor Toss? bigger for you~ Anon wait! Big, aren't they? I'm no wimp! I'm a jerk! *blows into her arms* Oh Anon.. *flexes her arms into words* I LOVE Do you love me even more now? YOU! ot>

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School Shooter GF

School Shooter GF "Let's kill those damn jocks, Really weird kinks, mostly BDSM but makes you the bottom Unkept hair, smells bad anon!" "Wanna watch Only not quiet around you the Columbine footage again?" Knows more Hates every about guns than you social group "You're You're her different, Anon..." only friend Never seen On the verge of snapping every day without a hoodie "Those w----- that ignored you will regret it." "Can we just... cuddle at your house again?" Pale "Help me do it, Anon." Undiagnosed schizophrenic

School Shooter GF "Let's kill those damn jocks, Really weird kinks, mostly BDSM but makes you the bottom Unkept hair, smells bad anon!" "Wanna watch Only not quiet around you the Columbine footage again?" Knows more Hates every about guns than you social group "You're You're her different, Anon..." only friend Never seen On the verge of snapping every day without a hoodie "Those w----- that ignored you will regret it." "Can we just... cuddle at your house again?" Pale "Help me do it, Anon." Undiagnosed schizophrenic

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Wolf GF

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Dyson Sphere GF

Oh, and do not try to cheat on me with one of those Matrioska Brains, or I could shot you some deadly solar rays. Wanna do some Starlifting together? I can understand you feel a little too hot near me, anon... Dyson Sphere GF You're my little sunny, anon, and I will protect you always I am useful to your civilization, right anon? >tfw you are made of Mercury and Venus I know im not a solid sphere like those in the TV, but those are just idealistic fantasies. Uh? Yeah, a few civilizations have noticed me. Are you jealous about it? *Shines in infrared* Did you liked my cameo in Half Life 2 episode 3? You dont have to worry about electricity bills, I can provide you with Infinite Energy! I seriously did a breathtaking performance...

Oh, and do not try to cheat on me with one of those Matrioska Brains, or I could shot you some deadly solar rays. Wanna do some Starlifting together? I can understand you feel a little too hot near me, anon... Dyson Sphere GF You're my little sunny, anon, and I will protect you always I am useful to your civilization, right anon? >tfw you are made of Mercury and Venus I know im not a solid sphere like those in the TV, but those are just idealistic fantasies. Uh? Yeah, a few civilizations have noticed me. Are you jealous about it? *Shines in infrared* Did you liked my cameo in Half Life 2 episode 3? You dont have to worry about electricity bills, I can provide you with Infinite Energy! I seriously did a breathtaking performance...

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