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Ideal Memri TV GF

ANSEATED BY MEMRI TV GF Saddam was handsome, anon. By Allah, behave yourself anon, or I will give you a taste of my shoe. My ex was a Shiite scoundrel. That Erdogan chick is a w----, and so is her country. By Allah, you are a dog, anon. P-please continue as usual May a 100 barrel bombs be dropped on your ex. You boyfriend of 60,000 w-----. -I think I have a disorder, anon. You know the cure for those can love you as long as you're not a Jew. Yes, that's the end of this meme. There's nothing to talk about.

ANSEATED BY MEMRI TV GF Saddam was handsome, anon. By Allah, behave yourself anon, or I will give you a taste of my shoe. My ex was a Shiite scoundrel. That Erdogan chick is a w----, and so is her country. By Allah, you are a dog, anon. P-please continue as usual May a 100 barrel bombs be dropped on your ex. You boyfriend of 60,000 w-----. -I think I have a disorder, anon. You know the cure for those can love you as long as you're not a Jew. Yes, that's the end of this meme. There's nothing to talk about.

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Obsessed and Paranoid /leftypol/ GF

@J. The Perverted Summoner obsessed and paranoid /leftypol/ GF get the spray and molotovs, it's time to go punch some nazis! we will not bend the knee to this sovranist society!!! But I will bend over for you, anon ; never smoked weed, anon? so what if it's illegal? f--- the police! I've had with these social classes! we won't be pawns of that capitalist scum!! it's only a scratch, anon. I got him back. That'll teach him to underestimate women space commie furries go!! socialism is the only way in which we'll safely grant a future for the next generation McLenin's wanna watch Mr. Robot with me? >me >identity politics thanks for comforting me, anon those online trolls get on my nerves Anon, please, do I even look like the type?... the fire of our passion burns as hard as the fire of revolution! anon, keep an eye on your friends. the everlasting threat of fascism can rise you're so powerful, anon!! like the fist of Stalin! UwU when you least expect it

@J. The Perverted Summoner obsessed and paranoid /leftypol/ GF get the spray and molotovs, it's time to go punch some nazis! we will not bend the knee to this sovranist society!!! But I will bend over for you, anon ; never smoked weed, anon? so what if it's illegal? f--- the police! I've had with these social classes! we won't be pawns of that capitalist scum!! it's only a scratch, anon. I got him back. That'll teach him to underestimate women space commie furries go!! socialism is the only way in which we'll safely grant a future for the next generation McLenin's wanna watch Mr. Robot with me? >me >identity politics thanks for comforting me, anon those online trolls get on my nerves Anon, please, do I even look like the type?... the fire of our passion burns as hard as the fire of revolution! anon, keep an eye on your friends. the everlasting threat of fascism can rise you're so powerful, anon!! like the fist of Stalin! UwU when you least expect it

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Radical and Autistic /pol/ GF

@J.The Perverted Summoner radical and autistic /pol/ GF I'm gonna sage this movie. It's obvious k--- propaganda and you know it farm life is pretty based the shooter was white? I'm think you can BTFO me? wait til you see my t--- ;-) sure Mossad is behind this! probably the feds are in it too Kek. nice joke, anon a condom? you're funny, anon that's not going to secure a future for any white children! y-you're looking at Asian girls, anon?... that's funny, Imean, they are obviously no match for a pure-blooded A---- girl like me!... hehe... wanna go target practicin'? the civil war could happen anytime KEBAS REMOVER NORD if you befriend a black don't bother coming back thanks for helping me with that whole doxxing issue my friends will SEETHE when they see I've finally got a BF I wonder how the others COPE with the fact that they don't nearly have a bond as strong as ours! I love when we roleplay as the Nazi and the civilian French girl during sex... eh, mon amour?^_^ 88/17

@J.The Perverted Summoner radical and autistic /pol/ GF I'm gonna sage this movie. It's obvious k--- propaganda and you know it farm life is pretty based the shooter was white? I'm think you can BTFO me? wait til you see my t--- ;-) sure Mossad is behind this! probably the feds are in it too Kek. nice joke, anon a condom? you're funny, anon that's not going to secure a future for any white children! y-you're looking at Asian girls, anon?... that's funny, Imean, they are obviously no match for a pure-blooded A---- girl like me!... hehe... wanna go target practicin'? the civil war could happen anytime KEBAS REMOVER NORD if you befriend a black don't bother coming back thanks for helping me with that whole doxxing issue my friends will SEETHE when they see I've finally got a BF I wonder how the others COPE with the fact that they don't nearly have a bond as strong as ours! I love when we roleplay as the Nazi and the civilian French girl during sex... eh, mon amour?^_^ 88/17

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Sometimes its better to let go.

Botched Resurrection GF What have you done? This isn't what you bargained for You just weren't ready to say goodbye Constantly shrieks and scratches at the door to her chamber Scurries like a spider and flings searing hot blood everywhere Tries to lure you in by speaking in her voice Bones always cracking Begs to be set free Promises to love you for all eternity Is constantly in agony Is clearly not your GF You take care of it out of a sense of overhwhelming guilt anymore You continue casting spells in the vain hope that she will again become the woman you loved Is fed small animals which she then eviscerates

Botched Resurrection GF What have you done? This isn't what you bargained for You just weren't ready to say goodbye Constantly shrieks and scratches at the door to her chamber Scurries like a spider and flings searing hot blood everywhere Tries to lure you in by speaking in her voice Bones always cracking Begs to be set free Promises to love you for all eternity Is constantly in agony Is clearly not your GF You take care of it out of a sense of overhwhelming guilt anymore You continue casting spells in the vain hope that she will again become the woman you loved Is fed small animals which she then eviscerates

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Big Tiddy Europe GF

the type of person to donate 50$ to a discord server favourite colour is pink addicted to pc super super super into you once you settle down danish big procrastinator Big tiddy europe gf "im doing my makeup, pick a style!" -will beat you in any fighting game and call you s---- at your main "intense keyboard typing UWU will mod your discord server "im doing my nails, pick a colour! " lowkey fat "this person is dm'ing me without speaking to me in x discord server, here, ill send you screenshots" uk accent but its so mixed you cant tell anymore 2 hour osu sessions only drinks fizzy drinks "beowolf is really the worst main in skullgirls because of his grabbing being really unfair an-" either sleep too much or not at all very competitive wants to become a professional cs:go player i wish i looked like that. ami too fat, handholding anon? "im sorry my music was too loud what did you say? "ihave snacks but im gonna go get more in case i run out of the curent snacks incomprehencably small feet for her size excessive ranting singing all day every day "please dont speak too loud it makes my ears ring" obsessed with cute girls aggressive d.va main "i didnt do it right the first time so now it'll never work" only wears skirts "you're being retarded, anon." really scared of phonecalls big tiddy wait... you really care about me???? " "i love you, anon self depricating artist puts 8 icecubes in one glass of water master at huniepop and huniecam studios overpronounces the R's in sentences wants to play the guitar but cant because of small hands please hug me the thunder makes me scared

the type of person to donate 50$ to a discord server favourite colour is pink addicted to pc super super super into you once you settle down danish big procrastinator Big tiddy europe gf "im doing my makeup, pick a style!" -will beat you in any fighting game and call you s---- at your main "intense keyboard typing UWU will mod your discord server "im doing my nails, pick a colour! " lowkey fat "this person is dm'ing me without speaking to me in x discord server, here, ill send you screenshots" uk accent but its so mixed you cant tell anymore 2 hour osu sessions only drinks fizzy drinks "beowolf is really the worst main in skullgirls because of his grabbing being really unfair an-" either sleep too much or not at all very competitive wants to become a professional cs:go player i wish i looked like that. ami too fat, handholding anon? "im sorry my music was too loud what did you say? "ihave snacks but im gonna go get more in case i run out of the curent snacks incomprehencably small feet for her size excessive ranting singing all day every day "please dont speak too loud it makes my ears ring" obsessed with cute girls aggressive d.va main "i didnt do it right the first time so now it'll never work" only wears skirts "you're being retarded, anon." really scared of phonecalls big tiddy wait... you really care about me???? " "i love you, anon self depricating artist puts 8 icecubes in one glass of water master at huniepop and huniecam studios overpronounces the R's in sentences wants to play the guitar but cant because of small hands please hug me the thunder makes me scared

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Short QT GF

Short QT GF 'just 'cause I'm short doesn't mean I can't kick 5'2 or less your ass, meanie! 'of course l'll listen to your autistic rant, anon' I know you don't like going out or socializing, so let's stay in and watch a movie together. I'm not wearing any panties right now... Daddy. 'You spent all day working, let me cook you dinner and then give you a massage to help you relax 'I believe in you, anon! You're my hero!

Short QT GF 'just 'cause I'm short doesn't mean I can't kick 5'2 or less your ass, meanie! 'of course l'll listen to your autistic rant, anon' I know you don't like going out or socializing, so let's stay in and watch a movie together. I'm not wearing any panties right now... Daddy. 'You spent all day working, let me cook you dinner and then give you a massage to help you relax 'I believe in you, anon! You're my hero!

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NatPop GF

NatPop gf DEATH TO ALL SYNDIES! All hail the Vozhd! One nation, One country We are all Russians! ETen though F'm actually Ukrianian. One Russia Please dont execute me for not speaking Russian, it was a honest mistake Wrangel is a filthy liberal! I didn't need those civil liberties or rights anyway! What do you mean we're at war on all sides? Does being drafted mean I can have a gun then? Who needs the duma anyway? we only need the Vozhd! Wow where did these troops in Berlin come from?

NatPop gf DEATH TO ALL SYNDIES! All hail the Vozhd! One nation, One country We are all Russians! ETen though F'm actually Ukrianian. One Russia Please dont execute me for not speaking Russian, it was a honest mistake Wrangel is a filthy liberal! I didn't need those civil liberties or rights anyway! What do you mean we're at war on all sides? Does being drafted mean I can have a gun then? Who needs the duma anyway? we only need the Vozhd! Wow where did these troops in Berlin come from?

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Co-prosperity GF

B..Baka! I wasn't watching syndie Soyuzmultfilm! Anon ur so funny when u say "Koreans should be allowed autonomy" Do u want to hold hands when we yell BANZAI? :3 Hey don't you think a vacation house in Co- get excited talking about kicking Euros out of the Asia Prosperity California would be romantic? wanna crush the Qing together? comes from Zaibatsu family It'll be so much fun u named an aircraft carrier after me? let's go on a holiday to Hawaii (in our Zero planes!) Aishiteruyo...<3 Co Prosperitv GF >loves watching the sun rise >graceful as divine wind

B..Baka! I wasn't watching syndie Soyuzmultfilm! Anon ur so funny when u say "Koreans should be allowed autonomy" Do u want to hold hands when we yell BANZAI? :3 Hey don't you think a vacation house in Co- get excited talking about kicking Euros out of the Asia Prosperity California would be romantic? wanna crush the Qing together? comes from Zaibatsu family It'll be so much fun u named an aircraft carrier after me? let's go on a holiday to Hawaii (in our Zero planes!) Aishiteruyo...<3 Co Prosperitv GF >loves watching the sun rise >graceful as divine wind

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Fire Keeper gf

*WAITS PATIENTLY* I TEND TO THE FLAME AND I TEND TO THEE MY FOREHEAD ITCHES... FIRE KEEPER GF FIREKEEPERS ARE NOT MEANT TO HAVE EYES... SPEAK THINE HEAR TS DESIRE, I WILL LISTEN B-BUT. I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU IS THAT YOU LIFTING MY DRESS? ASHEN ONE, YOUR ARMOR IS COLD AGAINST ME. COULD YOU PERHAPS... REMOVE IT?

*WAITS PATIENTLY* I TEND TO THE FLAME AND I TEND TO THEE MY FOREHEAD ITCHES... FIRE KEEPER GF FIREKEEPERS ARE NOT MEANT TO HAVE EYES... SPEAK THINE HEAR TS DESIRE, I WILL LISTEN B-BUT. I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU IS THAT YOU LIFTING MY DRESS? ASHEN ONE, YOUR ARMOR IS COLD AGAINST ME. COULD YOU PERHAPS... REMOVE IT?

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Primitive bushcraft gf

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The Ghost of the old School building, spanish ver.

Novia Fantasma de escuela abandonada. P-Puedes verme amor? De verdad me amas?, incluso mi lado oscuro? Estaba sola, por que no veniste ayer.? Te prepare esto de comer para ti di "aaaaah.. Quieres ver mis huesitos debajo de la escuela? Que P-perve... b-bien sigueme por aqul Solo quiero que comas de lo que te preparo.. Quien era esa chica? ¡Tengamos una cita amor! Ya se que es en la escuela, es una cita por que yo lo digo.. Abrazame... Mi pasado?, no recuerdo... Amor Me puedes ver por como soy, te abraza Amor, jeres todo lo que tengo! Abrazame quiero sentir tu calor.

Novia Fantasma de escuela abandonada. P-Puedes verme amor? De verdad me amas?, incluso mi lado oscuro? Estaba sola, por que no veniste ayer.? Te prepare esto de comer para ti di "aaaaah.. Quieres ver mis huesitos debajo de la escuela? Que P-perve... b-bien sigueme por aqul Solo quiero que comas de lo que te preparo.. Quien era esa chica? ¡Tengamos una cita amor! Ya se que es en la escuela, es una cita por que yo lo digo.. Abrazame... Mi pasado?, no recuerdo... Amor Me puedes ver por como soy, te abraza Amor, jeres todo lo que tengo! Abrazame quiero sentir tu calor.

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Another Kitsune GF

do you want to borrow one of my orbs? they make you really powerful wanna cuddle? you can touch my tails it ll also boost your stamins w it can cover us entirely:3 lol I'm no gonna eat your liver they taste gross anyways Kitsune gf are you afraid I'm gonna cheat on you? don't worry You're the only one I want and I'm gonna f------ burn any bimbo that tries to get close to you hey my mana is running pretty low do you think you could help me with that? I'll keep a part of your soul for safekeeping don't worry! it'll be safe here in my orb I was thinking of cosplaying some characters waddya think? what? heavens no, l'm not wearing it in public. what do you want for dinner? I promise that I'll try not to burn down the kitchen again heeeyyy stop playing computer games, I bought those new sweaters that show let's watch some asian dramas off your cleavage and some lingerie wanna have a peek? fashion? sure I can help you with that! I have tons of catalogue we can choose from, l'm sure you'll look great ugh some tool tried to confess to me today awww don't sulk honey that caveman is such a nobody plus I can show those w----- my man

do you want to borrow one of my orbs? they make you really powerful wanna cuddle? you can touch my tails it ll also boost your stamins w it can cover us entirely:3 lol I'm no gonna eat your liver they taste gross anyways Kitsune gf are you afraid I'm gonna cheat on you? don't worry You're the only one I want and I'm gonna f------ burn any bimbo that tries to get close to you hey my mana is running pretty low do you think you could help me with that? I'll keep a part of your soul for safekeeping don't worry! it'll be safe here in my orb I was thinking of cosplaying some characters waddya think? what? heavens no, l'm not wearing it in public. what do you want for dinner? I promise that I'll try not to burn down the kitchen again heeeyyy stop playing computer games, I bought those new sweaters that show let's watch some asian dramas off your cleavage and some lingerie wanna have a peek? fashion? sure I can help you with that! I have tons of catalogue we can choose from, l'm sure you'll look great ugh some tool tried to confess to me today awww don't sulk honey that caveman is such a nobody plus I can show those w----- my man

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Deaf GF

*Giggle* [Oh f--- was that loud?] I'm amazed with how fast you're picking up sign language] [Can I put my head to your chest while you talk? I want to feel your voice] *Boobs jiggle when signing fast* Nice to meet you [Could you turn the base up for me?] [We can't talk while we cuddle, but cuddling is really a language all its own] [A captioned movie screening? I would love to!] [Please be my alarm clock and nudge me awake in the morning] *Waves hands to catch your attention* "Ah luv yu"

*Giggle* [Oh f--- was that loud?] I'm amazed with how fast you're picking up sign language] [Can I put my head to your chest while you talk? I want to feel your voice] *Boobs jiggle when signing fast* Nice to meet you [Could you turn the base up for me?] [We can't talk while we cuddle, but cuddling is really a language all its own] [A captioned movie screening? I would love to!] [Please be my alarm clock and nudge me awake in the morning] *Waves hands to catch your attention* "Ah luv yu"

Autist GF

Autist GF Want to play MW2? It's normie but it's actually good Beta Uprising now Let's read some manga Let's just hang out instead I scored INFJ-T, you anon? Let's watch some hentai while f------, first one to come pays Xbox Live for both of us tfw first BF *Takes double sided toy Wanna try it? That's my bodypillow, a------! I don't feel like eating out, let's pick up Chinese and play some Civilization 2 F--- Normalfags

Autist GF Want to play MW2? It's normie but it's actually good Beta Uprising now Let's read some manga Let's just hang out instead I scored INFJ-T, you anon? Let's watch some hentai while f------, first one to come pays Xbox Live for both of us tfw first BF *Takes double sided toy Wanna try it? That's my bodypillow, a------! I don't feel like eating out, let's pick up Chinese and play some Civilization 2 F--- Normalfags

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Post-Apocalyptic GF

Post-apocalyptic gf It seems that the human race has nearly gone extinct and we're the only human beings who survived. Therefore, it is our duty to repopulate the Earth in order to avoid the full extinction of humankind I don't really know you, but I'll do my best Oh, you survived too? I thought I was the only one... We need to have at least 12 children I really miss my family and friends... We can make it if we try! You're all I have now so, let's never separate from each other Look! I found a flower! Maybe we should go to another planet. Earth's conditions don't seem good enough for our offspring, and the future of humanity Do you remember World War 4?

Post-apocalyptic gf It seems that the human race has nearly gone extinct and we're the only human beings who survived. Therefore, it is our duty to repopulate the Earth in order to avoid the full extinction of humankind I don't really know you, but I'll do my best Oh, you survived too? I thought I was the only one... We need to have at least 12 children I really miss my family and friends... We can make it if we try! You're all I have now so, let's never separate from each other Look! I found a flower! Maybe we should go to another planet. Earth's conditions don't seem good enough for our offspring, and the future of humanity Do you remember World War 4?

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Sororita GF

Whats your favourite part of the Litany of Hate, Honey? Lets pray together tonight! I won't accept anything less than five litanys if you understand... We should read the Lectitio Sororita GF Divinitatus before we go to bed. You make me feel like a Living Saint, everyday we are together. Could you anoint my body with this holy oil, before I go into battle, tomorrow? Could you massage me? My Muscles are all sore, from the last fight Make sure to cover it all, so it will protect me. I like how you clean my hair from bone fragments and brain mass after battles There is no one, I would rather want at my side, while purging mutants. Its cold. Lets find some heretics I hope you don't mind the all the scars and warm ourselves with the fire I brought some marshmallows too

Whats your favourite part of the Litany of Hate, Honey? Lets pray together tonight! I won't accept anything less than five litanys if you understand... We should read the Lectitio Sororita GF Divinitatus before we go to bed. You make me feel like a Living Saint, everyday we are together. Could you anoint my body with this holy oil, before I go into battle, tomorrow? Could you massage me? My Muscles are all sore, from the last fight Make sure to cover it all, so it will protect me. I like how you clean my hair from bone fragments and brain mass after battles There is no one, I would rather want at my side, while purging mutants. Its cold. Lets find some heretics I hope you don't mind the all the scars and warm ourselves with the fire I brought some marshmallows too

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Blood pact (?) GF

Blood Pact GF C-can I touch your defiled Bolter?.. I am not your bootlick! Well... Mayb... Don't provoke me! So much bloo... To much to drink Why aren't we incomprehensible groaning killing yet, anon? Break their backs! Blood for the Can i drink blood from Blood God! your heart, anon? Death to the false emperor! hunger again, Slaves of the corpse upon anon the throne! You can have my I serve Khorne, but i will KILL anyone blood too... for you, anon If you want... E

Blood Pact GF C-can I touch your defiled Bolter?.. I am not your bootlick! Well... Mayb... Don't provoke me! So much bloo... To much to drink Why aren't we incomprehensible groaning killing yet, anon? Break their backs! Blood for the Can i drink blood from Blood God! your heart, anon? Death to the false emperor! hunger again, Slaves of the corpse upon anon the throne! You can have my I serve Khorne, but i will KILL anyone blood too... for you, anon If you want... E

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sleepy weaboo gf

sleepy weeaboo gf don't make fun of my favorite anime it's not nice i'll cook us some chicken tendies to eat while watching anime Ht's all can cook but ril learn! i promise! let's not go out i'm sleepy i just want to cuddle and watch you play a jrpg i cleaned your waifu statues while you were at work! haha watching you trying to keep playing during a b------ is cute! i slept all day again i'm sorry wanna watch some hentai? i know its 2am but wanna watch anime? it's not yaoi this time i promise

sleepy weeaboo gf don't make fun of my favorite anime it's not nice i'll cook us some chicken tendies to eat while watching anime Ht's all can cook but ril learn! i promise! let's not go out i'm sleepy i just want to cuddle and watch you play a jrpg i cleaned your waifu statues while you were at work! haha watching you trying to keep playing during a b------ is cute! i slept all day again i'm sorry wanna watch some hentai? i know its 2am but wanna watch anime? it's not yaoi this time i promise

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Space Pirat GF

Ahoy, Anon, enjoyin' th' spoils o' our plunderin'? Ye wanna me ť teach ye how t' steer th' spaceship? Ye be without doubt th' worst captain I've ever heard o' Lucky ye, ye 'ave such a mighty fine ally, such as meself Space pirate gf Th' last raid was so much fun We can plunder t next ship together r ye wants Ye lost. That means ye're me first matey Wha' ye mean ye don't drink rum? now Do a good job 'nI jus' might nah ditch ye th' next spaceport we come across Ye aren't a pox faced planetlubber, are ye? Ye reckon I'd look more intimidatin' wit' an eyepatch? tis nah like I didn' wants t' plunder yer ship Hehe, I be afeared I'll be commandeerin' yer booty now, Anon ;)

Ahoy, Anon, enjoyin' th' spoils o' our plunderin'? Ye wanna me ť teach ye how t' steer th' spaceship? Ye be without doubt th' worst captain I've ever heard o' Lucky ye, ye 'ave such a mighty fine ally, such as meself Space pirate gf Th' last raid was so much fun We can plunder t next ship together r ye wants Ye lost. That means ye're me first matey Wha' ye mean ye don't drink rum? now Do a good job 'nI jus' might nah ditch ye th' next spaceport we come across Ye aren't a pox faced planetlubber, are ye? Ye reckon I'd look more intimidatin' wit' an eyepatch? tis nah like I didn' wants t' plunder yer ship Hehe, I be afeared I'll be commandeerin' yer booty now, Anon ;)

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Cirno GF

cirno gf im the strongest! i'll keep you cool in the summer anon! where's dai chan? Lalalalala 99999 9 99 can you help me with this math test?

cirno gf im the strongest! i'll keep you cool in the summer anon! where's dai chan? Lalalalala 99999 9 99 can you help me with this math test?

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