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Makuta Teridax BF My~ You are as Dark as the void itself my Love... Will you be my Mistress of Shadows? I just gave birth to our newRahkshi son! Say hi to mommy timmy! am a shapeshifter my dear. ..I can be anything you like If a Toa Bothers yo my dear, then I wil1 UTTERLY CRUSH THEM! Unlike those other fools, I would NEVER Betray you... Someone Giving you a problem? I might have the ultimate scheme to humiliate them... Don't worry If I ever "die I wil1 Just have to find another body. . .then again we could always become close as possible.. as

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Magneto Bf Humans don't like us, anon *bends steel bar in the shape of a heart* I survived the Holocaust, l'm a double whammy Jew and mutant. *shows ID tattoo* Humans don't change Wanna join me in this 'war' anon?

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Merula GF Stop staring at me in the middle of Potions! I get so flustered! Have l told you how lucky you are to be dating the best witch at Hogwarts? I'm so glad you're not a Mudblood You can't go to Charms with a filthy wand! Here, let me polish it You're staying here over the break to keep me company, right? Snape told me you're a pretty great guy. I guess I'lI take his word for it Thanks for letting me copy your homework. Not that I needed it or anything I'll beat you in a duel one of these days, I just know it! Hold my hand when we go through the vaults. I don't want you getting lost Wanna race brooms?

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Hey, you look healty and full of flesh! wana be my new boyfriend?. Don't worry about Bullies!, i will consume all your enemys!!. Perfect Slime Gf I want to melt you with love! im sorry my insides are corrosive.. but my exterior walls are soft! Don t you think Simes in RPG games should be buffed? hey! i brought you a wheatercoat so you can hug me with no stains slime on you !! ...put it on now .. I love you ! (and your body fluids) Girls that hit on you taste funny.. If you slap my butt too hard Don t be afraid! i told you i wont eat you whole it may get angry and attack you yes they can do that I can take any form you want! yes i can grow them more Don't worry about intimacy! im ok with people screaming in fear!. I really don't wana eat you, i just don't know how comedy works... Im sorry i melted lower lip .. you are tasty tho I can shrink myself so i can travel with you!! By INK in MY Fingers

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Size Queen GF It's cute but.. Intercourse? I don't have any 'snug fit' condoms. ...it gets bigger... right? Let's not do it. l'd only have to ask if it's in yet. l've seen enough. Let's talk about your tongue, baby. We're just going to use my dildo tonight, you're good at that. Um... that bat isn't for baseball. Hey, why does it twitch every time I say 'little?" I bought you a hollow strap-on for your birthday. It'll make you look manly.

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I may be sn ilusien bt- my loue is no mere Aream chosen unead c3 Wynevere You need not qive me fs, for the only riches 1 need is thine heaft and body Cume rest ie weary head on my bose, M. ou may Ca a Srng X dont mind hai You are smaller han rts fram sTYIA

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Brigand pounder gf l'll make you explode...with myI wasn't letting the matchman beauty touch me, I swear, Anon! No army could stand in the way of our love You light my fuse like no one else. I misfired just for you, anon. Do l get a reward? Booooooom! Haha, just kidding. I would never hurt you, anon Is it getting hot in here or is it just you? ZT Yeez, there are always guys around me. I hope you don't get jealous anon, hehe. Please, anon, stop staring at my canonballs. It's embarassing Do you want to find out why they call me the pounder?

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Collector GF hey Anon, wanna see what's under my coat? let me show you my rare trinkets and baubles i can give you head(s) ifyou want You're the best piece in my collection, anon<3 you dont mind my surprise visits right? ill suck the life out of you anon:) Are all of those supplies and loot for me anon? you sure know how to spoil me-

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Brigand Vvulf B Ive come to the hamlet to steal your heart, anon I'1l protect you, anon Girl, u are da bomb I'm a barrel of fun I know you'll have a blast as my GF, anon

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Creepy Cthulu sex! You don't mind that I'm an eldritch abomination, do you? Help me birth my legion of horrible monster babies and eradicate all of humanity? Surprise! I turned your ex into a zombie slave for you ropuchr Could you throw your best friend down a well for me? Let's kill all your friends Then we can be together forever Oops.. I accidentally ate the neighbours cat I painted the house green! I hope you don't mind the ectoplasm on the couch Madoka who? I stored leftover body parts in the fridge in case you got hungry Come to bed with me. What do you mean "It's already beer five times today?" Want me to fix your meat vision, babe?

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makes fun of you for being squeamish didnt plan to live this long awarded "Most likely to sleep in class." in high school yearbook no future gf middle school furry too stupid to drive bpodar s oa *no ambition whatsoever* needs therapy health concious but doesnt take care of self hates children math makes her cry what do you mean you havent eaten today??? sleeps for 14+ hours at to avoid starting the day* cant get rid of stuffed animals as an adult hates self limited interest in anything housewife , brings home stray cat this is my son now so blunt that she comes off as rude probably has brain damage environment> money loves to cook but never eats too stupid to kill self temper as short as height* lives off bread calls you an idiot affectionately* never hears back from employers has ehlers danlos syndrome extensive collection of novelty socks cries when angry always cold

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Edgy political gf Probably runs an "ideal gf" page with mostly political gfs encourages whatever ideology is the most offensive of the week lowkey centrist "anon, can you help me research policital references on wikipedia for my next meme?" "that's so [creator of ideology of the week here]!” upper middle class pretends to be a neo-Nazi (or anarchist) to look "hip and edgy" uses offensiveness "edgy-ness") as a coping mechnamism

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I love Sweden! *Comes to your home driving a Panzer tank* Anon, if you go to warr, I will wrrite a song to rrememberrr yourrr victorrrious battles! I hope my accent doesn't botherrr you, anon Can we play Hearrts of Iron 4, anon? Pleaaaase? of maybe EU4... *Helps you to pass all history exams* Can we have a date on the Norrmandy coast? Thrrrough the gates of hell We will find ourr way to heaven.. THRRROUGH THE NAZI LINES!

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Anarcho-Pacifism gf Please burn your draft card. For me? I want to organize a general strike Anon, our commune will be the best! Fight war, not wars! Do you think this is alright to wear to the anti-war protest? I love falling asleep talking to you about it. T-thanks, you're cute too Promise you'll stay on it with me forever? "Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined." That's Thoreau. That's so us. Right? Can you read me Tolstoy? I like your voice a lot The state is just organized violence There is no remedy to love but to love moreHes soo romantic Reminds me of you, anon

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Chastity Keyholder GF Your orgasms are too messy. Orgasms are for girls, silly. Just try it on, l'll un- lock you tonight. Have you heard of prostate milking? Ever since I bought your Blue is my favorite color. steel chastity device every thing else has been for free. You've been so well- behaved this month. Your moaning is lovely when I edge you. Condoms? But your tongue feels better without one. If you want penetration buy me a strap-on. Susan says she made her bf go a month. You know how competitive l am - you can't have release yet.

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HL2RP ldeal GF by dadmeat [6'4| Friendly| Blue Eyes I RPG Hidden | Hates Combines] [LOOC] John Freeman: stop failrping [6'4| Friendly...] says "l can get us guns" [6'4| Friendly...] says "shotcop" John Freeman takes out his 9mm flicking the safety off, unloading his magazine into the UNION 05 [6'4 Friendly...] says "glitch me into nexus anon" [OOC] John Freeman: forums link? [0OC] John Freeman: content pack? [6'4| Friendly...] says "please don't join the mpf..." [LOOC] John Freeman: why didn't you meta it???? [6'4l Friendly...] says "Hey, Anon! Let's go get Rations!" [LOOC] John Freeman: dude stop trying to erp *John Freeman rolls a 0 out of 100. [OOC] John Freeman: admin to me [LOOC] John Freeman: void that John Freeman has been character banned

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PTSD-Phos Gf Jobless aimless NEET "You are so obedient" ou Follows you everywhere can Seduces you and has you at the edge of your seat, then f---- up right at the climax and leaves without apologizing. "Don't touch me "not now,Antarc, I have work to do "I found some nice books to read" Gives you head every day, so good you see her in your dreams. Catastrophically accident-prone Does pretty much anything you ask her to do after right afterteling you off Gives you novels to read, most written by her "I-I am cute agal pretending Talks to you for hours about how much she hates Manipulates you into doing stupid s---. (muffled "Don't touch me, fageot from her insides everytime you kiss her) But you only see her from 7 PM to 7:15 PM when she is not working Oops you died horribly from caring about Phos Ah, this? Haha, yeah, I had another accident. Amazing at conversation, gives your parents a great first impression. You met her at the mental asylum, still goes back sometimes. Adamant BF Euclase gf ve 'yeah sorry, I cant go out today too much work to do. Wait for an Gosh anon, you are always thinks the best of you, can't stay mad for longer than I-its okay you dont have to you two arent really f------ but spend a once they leave the house Wants you to be rough on bed but doesnt say it sleeps most of the time Its time for your daily examination "Sorry, Morga just called and she really needs Cries when you his past relationships keep getting in your way...as in trying to abduct and murder you KONGOU C--- Zircon Anon, Its okay, we can cuddle" Has enough money to support herself, constantly buying clothes and stuff to be Then "Anon have sex with me" Tries to pull weird s--- on bed like licking your feet, pretends to be joking and cries if you look at her weird then. Dreads meeting your parents wants to fullfill everyone's expectations. jo ?7?7?????????7???????????? at Bort? Maybe you think le she is better than me? You want to f--- Bort? gets excited if you let her win. see, I should just kill myself then right? Since you ANGERY!" Can I study on your bed, Onii-chan?" Guess who?" Awoooh! "I'm studying this book about... ect Listens to your problem Carefree, day is spent mostly exploring new locations and going to your secret place Tries to wake you up to do things together, gets increasingly DISQUIETED if you continue sleeping. new locations and going to your secret place Everyone thinks you are a p--- ills the house with flowers s the house with flowers "When I grow up, I wanna be a smart girl!'" for clothes and accessories Never actually leaves your house OH!" You look kinda Too innocent and pure to understand sex Too innocent and pure to understand sex They delight on watching your reactions when they hit against each other. Alwa ys support phene Gf Alexandrite G Alexandrite GF AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP o get you both cares after you a gives you respect and affirmation. alone, visibly annoyed when you talk with other people Clueless about anything other than WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE see paper Too late, now she's tearing down your curtains and mixing it with wood pulp overworks herself and falls asleep on her desk, you have to take her to her You should really get a job Anon, ill recommend you to this one Always bites during sex NO CHOICE cries whe n something goes wrong in her Has a paper fetish, covers herself with RULES OF NATURE sorry, did I push you too much? GOTTA FOLLOW THE LAWS OF THE WILD Hey anon, help me hold this chair" you dont h Sex either ends with her fainting a Red Alex obliberating your hips with her ass Paper cuts turn her on Paperweight Rock Gf Moonie Gf Professor Gf Did you bought me th "You can bring your friends home, you know, I'm not gonna kill them. Haha The most cool person you ever meet pleasetell me you love me.. Days are spent hunting gems, eating moon goo and designing plans to finally achieve the afterlife. Doesn't have any friends. Oh my god, Gems are like SO lame, they all have the SAME body can you believe that (Enjoys) waking up, arguing, eating, falling in love the endless repetition of the same things opens shirt I'm sorry for the w Listens to Linkin Park all day Manipulative, but wants to see how you see things (literally) Would you pray for me? Really? A... Anon

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Earth gf >very dense Y-You like big planets like Jupiter-chan, huh? Baka! That's my Inner core you're touching! I feel bad for Pluto-chan..let's invite her for lunch I'm not flat! I'm an oblate spheroid! >liveliest of all te planets -thanks for saving my air from those energy company meanies..- D-don't look at those pics! My tectonic plates look weird... Hmppph! Stop treating me like a kid! I'm over 4 billion years old! ahoneywheresmyloli

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Nasod Queen GF Analyzing affection. .. You... actually seem to like it uhen I slap you? My drones really seem to like you.. . What is love...? I don' t ha I' n not hungry. In fact, I don' t eat the foods that you eat. ve any reproductive orqans, S0 no.

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