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180 J.D. Vance historic buildings were being converted into new restaurants and bars, and even the worst neighborhoods seemed to be undergoing significant revitalization. Not long after I moved to Columbus, one of my best friends began working as the promotions director for a local radio station, so I always knew what was happening around town and always had an in to the city's best events, from local festivals to VIP seating for the annual fireworks show. In many ways, college was very familiar. I made a lot of new friends, but virtually all of them were from southwest Ohio. My six roommates included five graduates of Middletown High School and one graduate of Edgewood High School in nearby Trenton They were a little younger (the Marine Corps had aged me past the age of the typical freshman), but I knew most of them from back home My closest friends had already graduated or were about to, but many stayed in Columbus after graduation. Though I didn't know it, I was witnessing a phenomenon that social scientists call "brain drain" people who are able to leave struggling cities often do, and when they find a new home with educational and work opportunities, they stay there. Years later, I looked at my wedding party of six groomsmen and realized that every single one of them had, like me, f----- a couch. All of us had found ourselves beheld by the eroticism of two cushions, side-by-side, with that lush, inviting valley between. We all knew how to respect one too: With a rubber glove and any lubricant you had on hand. All of us were lonely at some point, pushed away by the women in our lives. It was our outlet and an unspoken-yet-open secret. To want for a couch is to be, and to lay with one as one does? It is a rite of passage into the chambers of manhood. By the time I started at Ohio State, the Marine Corps had instilled in me an incredible sense of invincibility. I'd go to classes, do my homework, study at the library, and make it home in time to drink well past midnight with my buddies, then wake up early to go running My schedule was intense, but everything that had made
180 J.D. Vance historic buildings were being converted into new restaurants and bars, and even the worst neighborhoods seemed to be undergoing significant revitalization. Not long after I moved to Columbus, one of my best friends began working as the promotions director for a local radio station, so I always knew what was happening around town and always had an in to the city's best events, from local festivals to VIP seating for the annual fireworks show. In many ways, college was very familiar. I made a lot of new friends, but virtually all of them were from southwest Ohio. My six roommates included five graduates of Middletown High School and one graduate of Edgewood High School in nearby Trenton They were a little younger (the Marine Corps had aged me past the age of the typical freshman), but I knew most of them from back home My closest friends had already graduated or were about to, but many stayed in Columbus after graduation. Though I didn't know it, I was witnessing a phenomenon that social scientists call "brain drain" people who are able to leave struggling cities often do, and when they find a new home with educational and work opportunities, they stay there. Years later, I looked at my wedding party of six groomsmen and realized that every single one of them had, like me, f----- a couch. All of us had found ourselves beheld by the eroticism of two cushions, side-by-side, with that lush, inviting valley between. We all knew how to respect one too: With a rubber glove and any lubricant you had on hand. All of us were lonely at some point, pushed away by the women in our lives. It was our outlet and an unspoken-yet-open secret. To want for a couch is to be, and to lay with one as one does? It is a rite of passage into the chambers of manhood. By the time I started at Ohio State, the Marine Corps had instilled in me an incredible sense of invincibility. I'd go to classes, do my homework, study at the library, and make it home in time to drink well past midnight with my buddies, then wake up early to go running My schedule was intense, but everything that had made

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Never Ask

Never Ask A Woman Her Age A Man, His Salary JD Vance. What those stains on the couch cushions are (vance, hillbilly elegy, pp. 179-181). 3/
Never Ask A Woman Her Age A Man, His Salary JD Vance. What those stains on the couch cushions are (vance, hillbilly elegy, pp. 179-181). 3/

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Vance Tinder

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Shepard Fairey Couch Poster

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Casting Couch Dew the Dew

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What Happened JD

WHAT HAPPENED JD YOU SAID I WAS SPECIAL
WHAT HAPPENED JD YOU SAID I WAS SPECIAL

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F_ck yo couch

F--- YO COUCH

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If you think

TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1 If you think what Kellyanne did was disrespectful, imagine what J.D. Vance would do. 7:52 AM - Jul 25, 2024 1M Views 4,262 Reposts 301 Quotes 32.1K Likes 589 Bookmarks
TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1 If you think what Kellyanne did was disrespectful, imagine what J.D. Vance would do. 7:52 AM - Jul 25, 2024 1M Views 4,262 Reposts 301 Quotes 32.1K Likes 589 Bookmarks

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No Respect

no respect, i tell ya. my wife made me sleep on the couch and it also said it was too tired
no respect, i tell ya. my wife made me sleep on the couch and it also said it was too tired

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Chairy, I have to warn you about J.D. Vance. This is serious!

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Sectional Healing

66 "...when I get that feeling... I want sectional healing....."
66 "...when I get that feeling... I want sectional healing....."

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Wreckit JD

I'M GONNA WRECK IT! FB/TWITTER THE SCREAMING BUTT NAKED PATRIOT
I'M GONNA WRECK IT! FB/TWITTER THE SCREAMING BUTT NAKED PATRIOT

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JD Spice Vance

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Couch Surfing App

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What if I pretended to be a couch

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Dew The Sofa

I DON'T ALWAYS F--- MY COUCH, BUT WHEN I DO, I ALWAYS ENJOY A REFRESHING DIET MOUNTAIN DEW AFTERWARDS. @FRANCISWEGNER
I DON'T ALWAYS F--- MY COUCH, BUT WHEN I DO, I ALWAYS ENJOY A REFRESHING DIET MOUNTAIN DEW AFTERWARDS. @FRANCISWEGNER

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JD Vance Birth Control

Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble While JD Vance is anti-abortion, he does support birth control. 10:02 AM · Jul 23, 2024-365.8K Views 1,789 Reposts 164 Quotes 10.8K Likes 117 Bookmarks
Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble While JD Vance is anti-abortion, he does support birth control. 10:02 AM · Jul 23, 2024-365.8K Views 1,789 Reposts 164 Quotes 10.8K Likes 117 Bookmarks

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