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Jambo /v/, my name is Chad Jomo-Gbomo I'm a 27 year old American Bruddah (African enthusiast). I draw poverty and disease on my tablet, and spend my days not eating and experiencing health defects (diarrhea, starvation, AIDS) I train with my sharpened twig every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through a wet tissue because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my twig license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day I speak Swahili fluently, both the Hibbity and the Bibbity accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about African history and their complete disregard for civilized life, which I follow 100% When I get my African visa, I am moving to the Republic of the Congo to not attend a prestigious High School and learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a dirty water collector, or a diseased ridden youth! I own several loin cloths, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Africa, so I can fit in easier. I have unprotected intercourse with my elders and seniors and speak Swahili as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in Africa!

Jambo /v/, my name is Chad Jomo-Gbomo I'm a 27 year old American Bruddah (African enthusiast). I draw poverty and disease on my tablet, and spend my days not eating and experiencing health defects (diarrhea, starvation, AIDS) I train with my sharpened twig every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through a wet tissue because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my twig license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day I speak Swahili fluently, both the Hibbity and the Bibbity accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about African history and their complete disregard for civilized life, which I follow 100% When I get my African visa, I am moving to the Republic of the Congo to not attend a prestigious High School and learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a dirty water collector, or a diseased ridden youth! I own several loin cloths, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Africa, so I can fit in easier. I have unprotected intercourse with my elders and seniors and speak Swahili as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in Africa!

How's it going, eh, /v/, my name is Jamal Martin. I'm a 27 year old American Canucklehead (Canucks fan for you foreigners). I draw hockey art on my tablet, and spend my days building igloos and dogsledding. I train with my hockey stick every day, this superior weapon can bruise your shins because of the super-high tensile tape, and it is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my hockey stick license 2 years ago, and have been getting better every day. I speak English and French fluently, both Newfie and Quebecois dialects, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Canadian history and their Criminal Code of Canada, which I follow 100%. When I get my Canadian visa, I am moving to Toronto to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can be a hockey player or an igloo engineer! I own several parkas, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Canada, so I can fit in easier. I apologize to my elders and speak English and then French as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond Wish me luck in Canada!

How's it going, eh, /v/, my name is Jamal Martin. I'm a 27 year old American Canucklehead (Canucks fan for you foreigners). I draw hockey art on my tablet, and spend my days building igloos and dogsledding. I train with my hockey stick every day, this superior weapon can bruise your shins because of the super-high tensile tape, and it is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my hockey stick license 2 years ago, and have been getting better every day. I speak English and French fluently, both Newfie and Quebecois dialects, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Canadian history and their Criminal Code of Canada, which I follow 100%. When I get my Canadian visa, I am moving to Toronto to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can be a hockey player or an igloo engineer! I own several parkas, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Canada, so I can fit in easier. I apologize to my elders and speak English and then French as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond Wish me luck in Canada!

Hola /b/, my name is Mang I'm a 27 year old American Hombre (Dude for you gringos). I draw Jalepenos and tamales on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my cooking and playing superior Mexican games (Ball in a cup). I train with my Maquahuitl every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is made of f------ shark teeth, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day I speak Spanish fluently, both Mexican and the South Mexican dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Aztec history and their Jaguar warrior code, which I follow 100 percent. When I get my Mexican visa, I am moving to Cuidad de Mexico to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a taco maker for Street vending or a Member of the Drug cartel! I own several ponchos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Mexico, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Spanish as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in Mexico!

Hola /b/, my name is Mang I'm a 27 year old American Hombre (Dude for you gringos). I draw Jalepenos and tamales on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my cooking and playing superior Mexican games (Ball in a cup). I train with my Maquahuitl every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is made of f------ shark teeth, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day I speak Spanish fluently, both Mexican and the South Mexican dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Aztec history and their Jaguar warrior code, which I follow 100 percent. When I get my Mexican visa, I am moving to Cuidad de Mexico to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a taco maker for Street vending or a Member of the Drug cartel! I own several ponchos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Mexico, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Spanish as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in Mexico!

□ Anonymous Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series) I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100% When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

□ Anonymous Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series) I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100% When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

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G'day, my name is bazza I'm a 27 year old American Aussiephile (Australian fan for you codgers). I draw aboriginal dot paintings on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Australian games. (.. aw f---) I train with my Boomerang every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through marsupials because it is carved over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my boomerang license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day I speak Australian fluently, both general and broad dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Australian history and their mateship code, which I follow 100% When I get my Australian visa, I am moving to Noosa to attend a prestigious pub to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can be a drover or a crocodile wrangler! I own several swags, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Australia, so I can fit in easier. I cooee to my elders and seniors and speak Australian slang as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond

G'day, my name is bazza I'm a 27 year old American Aussiephile (Australian fan for you codgers). I draw aboriginal dot paintings on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Australian games. (.. aw f---) I train with my Boomerang every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through marsupials because it is carved over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my boomerang license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day I speak Australian fluently, both general and broad dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Australian history and their mateship code, which I follow 100% When I get my Australian visa, I am moving to Noosa to attend a prestigious pub to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can be a drover or a crocodile wrangler! I own several swags, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Australia, so I can fit in easier. I cooee to my elders and seniors and speak Australian slang as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond

Bonjour, my name is monsieur Jacques. I'm a 27 years old gentilhomme (gentleman for you unmannered swines). I have class and spend my days tongue- kissing women and smoking pipe. I train with my white flag every day, this superior strategic asset that will grant me immunity when aging war against hillbilly foreigners. I didn't earn my military liscence because we don't have that anymore. I speak Frensh fluently, both slang and refined vocabulary, and I write love letters as well. I know everything about putting "le" in front of words. When I get my French visa, I am moving to Paris to attend a prestigious high school to learn more about this magnificent culture. I hope I can open a retaurant and serve snails and frog legs I own several ensembles and top hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to France, so I can fit easier. I take my hat to my elders and seniors and speak French as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond

Bonjour, my name is monsieur Jacques. I'm a 27 years old gentilhomme (gentleman for you unmannered swines). I have class and spend my days tongue- kissing women and smoking pipe. I train with my white flag every day, this superior strategic asset that will grant me immunity when aging war against hillbilly foreigners. I didn't earn my military liscence because we don't have that anymore. I speak Frensh fluently, both slang and refined vocabulary, and I write love letters as well. I know everything about putting "le" in front of words. When I get my French visa, I am moving to Paris to attend a prestigious high school to learn more about this magnificent culture. I hope I can open a retaurant and serve snails and frog legs I own several ensembles and top hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to France, so I can fit easier. I take my hat to my elders and seniors and speak French as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond

Sup bro, my name is Ken-f----- I'm a 27 year old American/v/irgin(/v/ regular browser for you normalfags). I play video games on my laptop, and spend my days perfecting my micro and playing superior hardcore games. (NetHack, Dwarf Fortress, Deus Ex series) I train with my dragon dildo every day, this superior dildo can cut clean through anus because it is stretched over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other dildo on earth. I earned my a--- anguish license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak brotalk fluently, both /v/ and the /tg/ dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about/v/irgin history and their vidya code, which I follow 100% When I get my 4chan gold account, I am moving to/v/ mansion to attend a prestigious/v/-camp to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a writer of copypasta for /v/ or a game designer! I own several Zelda caps, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before move to/v/ mansion, so「can fit in easier. I throw spaghetti at my elders and seniors and speak/v/irgin as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond

Sup bro, my name is Ken-f----- I'm a 27 year old American/v/irgin(/v/ regular browser for you normalfags). I play video games on my laptop, and spend my days perfecting my micro and playing superior hardcore games. (NetHack, Dwarf Fortress, Deus Ex series) I train with my dragon dildo every day, this superior dildo can cut clean through anus because it is stretched over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other dildo on earth. I earned my a--- anguish license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak brotalk fluently, both /v/ and the /tg/ dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about/v/irgin history and their vidya code, which I follow 100% When I get my 4chan gold account, I am moving to/v/ mansion to attend a prestigious/v/-camp to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a writer of copypasta for /v/ or a game designer! I own several Zelda caps, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before move to/v/ mansion, so「can fit in easier. I throw spaghetti at my elders and seniors and speak/v/irgin as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond

Hyaaa, my name is Knil. I'm a 27 year old American Hylianist (Zelda fan for you mindless redeads). I draw Triforces and chicken in my sketchbook, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Hylian games. (Fishing, chicken hunting bow shooting series) I train with my Mastersword every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through ancient evil because it is a holy sword, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my hero of Time license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak Hylian fluently, both Zora and the Goron dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Hylian history and their pot smashing code, which I follow 100% When I get my Hylian visa, I am moving to Hyrule Town to attend a prestigious Hero School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an Hero of Hyrule for protecting Zelda or a fisherman! I own several tunics, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Hyrule, so I can fit in easier. I bow my elders and seniors and speak Hylian as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond

Hyaaa, my name is Knil. I'm a 27 year old American Hylianist (Zelda fan for you mindless redeads). I draw Triforces and chicken in my sketchbook, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Hylian games. (Fishing, chicken hunting bow shooting series) I train with my Mastersword every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through ancient evil because it is a holy sword, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my hero of Time license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak Hylian fluently, both Zora and the Goron dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Hylian history and their pot smashing code, which I follow 100% When I get my Hylian visa, I am moving to Hyrule Town to attend a prestigious Hero School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an Hero of Hyrule for protecting Zelda or a fisherman! I own several tunics, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Hyrule, so I can fit in easier. I bow my elders and seniors and speak Hylian as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond

Hola, my name is señor Andres I'm a 27 year old American Mariachi (ranchera fan for you gringos). I dance corridos and salsa in my living room, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Mexican games. (Burro, drug traffic, piñata) I train with my Ak-47 every day, this superior weapon can go clean through people because it is shot over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my loco license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day I speak Mexican fluently, both Tijuana and the Tamaulipas dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Mexican history and their lazyness code, which I follow 100% When I get my back wet, I am moving to Mexico D.F. to attend a prestigious Escuela to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a corrido singer for Sinaloa Cartel or a drug dealer! I own several sombreros, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Mexico, so I can fit in easier. I rarely shower and/or bath and speak Mexican as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Hola, my name is señor Andres I'm a 27 year old American Mariachi (ranchera fan for you gringos). I dance corridos and salsa in my living room, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Mexican games. (Burro, drug traffic, piñata) I train with my Ak-47 every day, this superior weapon can go clean through people because it is shot over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my loco license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day I speak Mexican fluently, both Tijuana and the Tamaulipas dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Mexican history and their lazyness code, which I follow 100% When I get my back wet, I am moving to Mexico D.F. to attend a prestigious Escuela to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a corrido singer for Sinaloa Cartel or a drug dealer! I own several sombreros, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Mexico, so I can fit in easier. I rarely shower and/or bath and speak Mexican as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Hakuna Matata, my name is Kenechukwu I'm a 27 year old American afriboo(african fan for you white devils). I draw with berries and maggots on my cave wall, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior American games. (Hide and go seek, Ring around the rosey, Hopscotch) I train with my bostaff every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through clumps of dirt because it is widdled over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my bostaff license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day I speak mouth clicking fluently, both Zwahili and Pygmy dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about African history and their tribal codes, which I follow 100% When I get my African visa, I am moving to the Congo to attend a prestigious coltan mining camp to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can make it to age 50! I own several loin cloths, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Africa, so I can fit in easier. I grunt to my elders and seniors and make clicking noises at them as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond

Hakuna Matata, my name is Kenechukwu I'm a 27 year old American afriboo(african fan for you white devils). I draw with berries and maggots on my cave wall, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior American games. (Hide and go seek, Ring around the rosey, Hopscotch) I train with my bostaff every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through clumps of dirt because it is widdled over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my bostaff license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day I speak mouth clicking fluently, both Zwahili and Pygmy dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about African history and their tribal codes, which I follow 100% When I get my African visa, I am moving to the Congo to attend a prestigious coltan mining camp to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can make it to age 50! I own several loin cloths, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Africa, so I can fit in easier. I grunt to my elders and seniors and make clicking noises at them as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond

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DuiBuQi/v/, my name is Chingchong Tingtong Linglong, I'm a 27 year old American FOB (fresh of the boat for all you GuiLao). I farm rice for work, and spend my days playing superior Chinese games. (Romance of the three kingdoms XXCIII and various other MMORPG based on I train with my Chopsticks every day, this superior weapon can pierce through all kinds of meat because they have been using it for over 5000 years, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my Fly-catching license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day I speak Chinese fluently, both Mandarin and the Engrish dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Chinese history and their soy sauce code, which I follow 100% When I get my Chinese visa, I am moving to Beijing to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a laborer for Nike sweatshops or a WoW gold farmer! I own several Rice hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to China, so I can fit in easier. I drink with my elders and seniors and speak Chinese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in China!

DuiBuQi/v/, my name is Chingchong Tingtong Linglong, I'm a 27 year old American FOB (fresh of the boat for all you GuiLao). I farm rice for work, and spend my days playing superior Chinese games. (Romance of the three kingdoms XXCIII and various other MMORPG based on I train with my Chopsticks every day, this superior weapon can pierce through all kinds of meat because they have been using it for over 5000 years, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my Fly-catching license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day I speak Chinese fluently, both Mandarin and the Engrish dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Chinese history and their soy sauce code, which I follow 100% When I get my Chinese visa, I am moving to Beijing to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a laborer for Nike sweatshops or a WoW gold farmer! I own several Rice hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to China, so I can fit in easier. I drink with my elders and seniors and speak Chinese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in China!

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Hey, my name is Anon I'm a 27 year old oldfag (Haxxorz 1331xDD for you newfags). I draw LOLcats and trollface.jpg on my .tablet, and spend my days perfecting my posts and playing superior/v/ approved games. (God Hand, Dooce Ex, Mountain Blade series) I train with my Penis every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is fapped over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other dongs on earth. I earned my c--- license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak 1337 fluently, both binary and the H4xxOr style, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about chan history and When I get my underage ban, I am moving to moot's house to attend a prestigious little girl to learn more about his magnificent pool. I hope I can become an admin for 4chan or a f----- I own several dragon dildos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to/v/, so I can fit in easier. I fap to my elders and seniors and speak 1338 as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond

Hey, my name is Anon I'm a 27 year old oldfag (Haxxorz 1331xDD for you newfags). I draw LOLcats and trollface.jpg on my .tablet, and spend my days perfecting my posts and playing superior/v/ approved games. (God Hand, Dooce Ex, Mountain Blade series) I train with my Penis every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is fapped over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other dongs on earth. I earned my c--- license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak 1337 fluently, both binary and the H4xxOr style, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about chan history and When I get my underage ban, I am moving to moot's house to attend a prestigious little girl to learn more about his magnificent pool. I hope I can become an admin for 4chan or a f----- I own several dragon dildos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to/v/, so I can fit in easier. I fap to my elders and seniors and speak 1338 as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond

Goddagens /v/, my name is Kenneth. I'm a 27 year old American Sweaboo (Sweden fan for you non-scandinavians). I spend my days carving dalahästar with my knife made of Swedish steel and playing superior Swedish games (Minecraft, Battlefield, Amnesia etc) HERRAR I train with my Carl Gustav AT every day, this superior weapon can blow clean through steel because it's been sold to foreign militaries over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other AT weapon on Earth. I earned my weapon license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak Swedish fluently, both the Stockholm and Slåne dialects, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Swedish history and their awkward socal code, which I follow 100%. When I get my Swedish visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious Gymnasium to learn more about their magnificent women. I hope I can work at IKEA or make superior Swedish indie games! I own several folkdräkter, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Sweden, so I can fit in easier. I ignore my elders and seniors and don't speak to strangers, rarely do people talk to me either. Wish me luck in Sweden!

Goddagens /v/, my name is Kenneth. I'm a 27 year old American Sweaboo (Sweden fan for you non-scandinavians). I spend my days carving dalahästar with my knife made of Swedish steel and playing superior Swedish games (Minecraft, Battlefield, Amnesia etc) HERRAR I train with my Carl Gustav AT every day, this superior weapon can blow clean through steel because it's been sold to foreign militaries over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other AT weapon on Earth. I earned my weapon license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak Swedish fluently, both the Stockholm and Slåne dialects, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Swedish history and their awkward socal code, which I follow 100%. When I get my Swedish visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious Gymnasium to learn more about their magnificent women. I hope I can work at IKEA or make superior Swedish indie games! I own several folkdräkter, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Sweden, so I can fit in easier. I ignore my elders and seniors and don't speak to strangers, rarely do people talk to me either. Wish me luck in Sweden!

Oh oah oh oh oah, my name is Banjo I'm a 27 year old Bear (Bear for you non-bears). I draw Mr. Pants and Rare logos on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my collecting and playing superior Witchyworld games. (Star Spinner, Dodgem Challenge.) I train with my Breegull every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through witches because it can vomit eggs over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my Breegull Blaster eleven years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak Spiral fluently, both Kazooie and the Tooie dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Spiral Mountain's history and their bearshido code, which I follow 100% When I get my Spiral Mountain visa, I am moving to a little blue cottage to attend Bottle's pointless jigsaw minigames to learn more cheats. I hope I can become a pumpkin for Mumbo Jumbo or a washing machine! I own several pairs of short, which I wear around Jolly's. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Mumbo's Mountain, so I can piss off termites. I bow to my moles and shamen and speak Spiral as often as「can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Oh oah oh oh oah, my name is Banjo I'm a 27 year old Bear (Bear for you non-bears). I draw Mr. Pants and Rare logos on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my collecting and playing superior Witchyworld games. (Star Spinner, Dodgem Challenge.) I train with my Breegull every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through witches because it can vomit eggs over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my Breegull Blaster eleven years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak Spiral fluently, both Kazooie and the Tooie dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Spiral Mountain's history and their bearshido code, which I follow 100% When I get my Spiral Mountain visa, I am moving to a little blue cottage to attend Bottle's pointless jigsaw minigames to learn more cheats. I hope I can become a pumpkin for Mumbo Jumbo or a washing machine! I own several pairs of short, which I wear around Jolly's. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Mumbo's Mountain, so I can piss off termites. I bow to my moles and shamen and speak Spiral as often as「can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Vladimir Borisov

Zdravstvuite/v/, my name is Vladimir Borisov. I'm a 27 year old American Rusophile (soviet fan for you capitalists). I Work and Labor on my assigned camp, and spend my days drinking Vodka and playing superior Soviet games. (S.T.A.L.K.E.R., Cryostasis) I train with my Avtomat Kalashnikova every day, this superior weapon can Pierce through steel because it is used over fifty years, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my Avtomat license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day I speak Russian fluently, both Drunk and the Sober dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Russian history and their vodka code, which I follow 100% When I get my Russian visa, I am moving to Moskva to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a laborer for Zavod Kalashnikova or a vodka drinker! I own several soviet uniforms, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Russia, so I carn fit in easier. I drink with my elders and seniors and speak Russian as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in Russia!

Zdravstvuite/v/, my name is Vladimir Borisov. I'm a 27 year old American Rusophile (soviet fan for you capitalists). I Work and Labor on my assigned camp, and spend my days drinking Vodka and playing superior Soviet games. (S.T.A.L.K.E.R., Cryostasis) I train with my Avtomat Kalashnikova every day, this superior weapon can Pierce through steel because it is used over fifty years, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my Avtomat license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day I speak Russian fluently, both Drunk and the Sober dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Russian history and their vodka code, which I follow 100% When I get my Russian visa, I am moving to Moskva to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a laborer for Zavod Kalashnikova or a vodka drinker! I own several soviet uniforms, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Russia, so I carn fit in easier. I drink with my elders and seniors and speak Russian as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in Russia!

Hallojsa, my name is Jorgen I'm a 27 year old American Deaboo (Denmark fan for all you non-vikings). I spend my days drinking beer while watching football, and playing superior Danish games (Limbo, Kane & Lynch, Hitman etc) I train with my Seax every day, this superior weapon can slice a mans head clean through because it's been forged by the best smiths in the world, and is vastly superior to any other melee weapon on earth. I bought my Seax two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak Danish fluently, both Jutlandian and Copenhagian dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Danish history and their Jantelov, which I follow 100%. When I get my Danish Visa, I am moving to Copenhagen to attend a prestigious Gymnasium to learn more about thei magnificent culture. I hope I can become a farmer or work at Maersk! I own several danish hats (picture related, it's me), which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Denmark, so I can fit in easier. I distance myself from my elders and I speak Danish as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in Denmark!

Hallojsa, my name is Jorgen I'm a 27 year old American Deaboo (Denmark fan for all you non-vikings). I spend my days drinking beer while watching football, and playing superior Danish games (Limbo, Kane & Lynch, Hitman etc) I train with my Seax every day, this superior weapon can slice a mans head clean through because it's been forged by the best smiths in the world, and is vastly superior to any other melee weapon on earth. I bought my Seax two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak Danish fluently, both Jutlandian and Copenhagian dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Danish history and their Jantelov, which I follow 100%. When I get my Danish Visa, I am moving to Copenhagen to attend a prestigious Gymnasium to learn more about thei magnificent culture. I hope I can become a farmer or work at Maersk! I own several danish hats (picture related, it's me), which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Denmark, so I can fit in easier. I distance myself from my elders and I speak Danish as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in Denmark!