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it's rare

When a stranger on the Internet gives me a small compliment
When a stranger on the Internet gives me a small compliment

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iphone stranger meme

who is she talking to

Wife: *out of nowhere* "Fine, I'll do it, then! Me: MAN SHED
Wife: *out of nowhere* "Fine, I'll do it, then! Me: MAN SHED

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wife marriage relationships

I may be green but you're about to become black and blue

I might look calm but in my head I have punched you in the face three times
I might look calm but in my head I have punched you in the face three times

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the muppets calm outside inside anger rage

sh** wifi

wifi : connected me : then f Ing act like it
wifi : connected me : then f Ing act like it

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wifi work

Cringe compilation

brain: i see you're trying to sleep, can i offer a selection of your worst memories from the last 10 years
brain: i see you're trying to sleep, can i offer a selection of your worst memories from the last 10 years

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brain sleepless falling asleep restless memories

i feel personally attacked

March 2020 March 2021
March 2020 March 2021

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covid fat gained weight

i beg your pardon

| Cowboys can't be sexy ME
| Cowboys can't be sexy ME

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kermit meme snapchat snapchat meme cowboy cowboy kermit

welcome to adulthood

I'm at a place in my life where errands are starting to count as going out.
I'm at a place in my life where errands are starting to count as going out.

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adulting growing up bills errands

Yay, another trip to McDonald's

"Travel as much as you can"
"Travel as much as you can"

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money no money travel traveling broke

Funny, that was yesterday's agenda too

things to do tomorrow: 1. get up 2. survive 3. go back to bed
things to do tomorrow: 1. get up 2. survive 3. go back to bed

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schedule sad meme downer meme depression depressing meme

Kermit not having it today


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insomnia cocaine

Hah yeah...that's funny

I might look calm but in my head I have punched you in the face three times
I might look calm but in my head I have punched you in the face three times

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kermit kermit the frog annoyed punch

They're probably still driving around

Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions
Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions

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kermit kermit the frog directions driving

wild wild horses

Interviewer: It says here you never went to jail. Me: Correct, I was taken.
Interviewer: It says here you never went to jail. Me: Correct, I was taken.

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jail prison job interview gap in the resume

45 seconds

sometimes i feel like i have my life together and then im like wow that was a really nice 45 seconds
sometimes i feel like i have my life together and then im like wow that was a really nice 45 seconds

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life together short amount of time meme checkpoint

kermit and a gun

10:50 Kermit with a gun drawing $10 $150 Listed 5 days ago in San Jose, CA 5 Get Local Delivery. Learn More
10:50 Kermit with a gun drawing $10 $150 Listed 5 days ago in San Jose, CA 5 Get Local Delivery. Learn More

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gun kermit drawing /r/delusionalcraigslist