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Warning: Spoiler Alert! Check the comic before reading! CTRレ+ALT+DEじ BY TIM BuCKLEY people inst said That's it 'm-not-reading this comic anymore!", and that's fine, I respect that dedispn. Thank you for reading. For thert of you, I'm sure you're curipus about my motivations for this particular turn of events. I know some of you erember (because you've been ehailing me about it) a few months ago I said I was going to talk about the nall storyline, and then I never did I tever did because I knew that when we got to this point in the story ! o have to tall aboytit and since'd be saying pretty much the same thing in both instances, I chose to d was TWy are there comics about pre is supposed to be a gaming supp e people fedit's tter stories a the one slbts are just filler Most times SUN on't belon as a "gaming comic"hich is fine and chara eople think it's a s apid perlaps, but an imp n for me. Wh brip has always ate gorizafion is mhat keeps me interested in creating the ther then having to launch g to launch intoanother story arc Ican do-a bunch of one-sho ar about, aterey art of yhat makes upttrl+Alt+Del as anything else. Same thing with the non-game-related story arcs. The characters in the strip are gamers, and so they have a passion for video games, and a lot of what they do and talk about focuses around games. But being a gamer is not e a lot of experieeopls go through whether they're ause there is clearly a verv ives the impression that video games are the only topic that belongs. I can't argue with the cate complaining "Waite some plot in my gaming comic!" le wllo vere the have a baby th es(24/7Tthan will get to a few mon parentin p, Ctrl+Altpe 0 uld norsuddenk convert uHappe , etc. This i a comic, and I don't need to sho th characters lives. Thev are rarel that they jue neershit? Of courseot e's jAst urally whatever is he comic. Same t re would of doursee estrip savs it has to take over the whol Becoming paret changes people, without uptight wotking stiffs with no sense of humor. E ri WWW.CTRLALTDEL-ONLINE.COM

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BY TIM BUCKLEY LOSS GENC WELCOME TO HELL. WWW.CTRLALTDEL-ONLINE.COM
BY TIM BUCKLEY LOSS GENC WELCOME TO HELL. WWW.CTRLALTDEL-ONLINE.COM

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BY TIM BUCKLEY LOss OMG! Where is the girl who read my c omic?! GENC I'm sorTy, she read all the text n one sitting WWW.CTRLALTDEL-ONLINE.COM
BY TIM BUCKLEY LOss OMG! Where is the girl who read my c omic?! GENC I'm sorTy, she read all the text n one sitting WWW.CTRLALTDEL-ONLINE.COM

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CTRL+ALT+Del BY TIM BUCKLEY LOss GENC WWW.CTRLALTDEL-ONLINE.COM
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BY TIM BUCKLEY ITS TRUE TIM BUCKLEY SAYS: ANONYMOUS FROM 4CHAN WRITES: DEAR TIAM BUCKLEY, YOuR COMICS ARE POOR AND YOu ARE A REPULSIVE PERSON." ALSO THY HAND OFFENDS THEE." SQUIRT THE END OF CAD FOREVER. WWW.CTRLALTDEL-ONLINE.COM
BY TIM BUCKLEY ITS TRUE TIM BUCKLEY SAYS: ANONYMOUS FROM 4CHAN WRITES: DEAR TIAM BUCKLEY, YOuR COMICS ARE POOR AND YOu ARE A REPULSIVE PERSON." ALSO THY HAND OFFENDS THEE." SQUIRT THE END OF CAD FOREVER. WWW.CTRLALTDEL-ONLINE.COM

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CTRL+ALT+DEし BY TIM BUCKLEY LEGALLY BINDINGP I KEEP TELLING You, IT'S GOING TO WORK. I CAN ENSCRIBE THE DEAD LANGUAGES LIKE- THE GREAT OLO ONES HEAR ME, LILAH. YOu WATCH ETHAN YOu CAN'T TALK WITH THE ELDERS OH, JUS READ THE OANN THING ALREAD)Y ULTHAR, SON OF SOTHOTH SENT TO EARTH AS THE ONE WHO KEEPS WATCH, IN TONGUE TAKE MY WORDS THAT THOSE WHO SLUMBER SHALL TASTE THEIR SHICK IN OREAMS: THE BLOOO OF ELEVEN GREATER MEN AFFECTS THE GRAIN OF THIS PARCHMENT THROUGH THEM, KILL LILAH BY DAYS TO EQUAL THEIR NUMBER. OH, HEY, LOOK AT THAT. IT WORKED. ALSO PLEASE WINK HER SHIRT AND BRA OUT OF EXISTANCE AND IN HER MINO SOW SHAME "p.s EVULSE HER F------ THROAT- OH, I'M SORRY. ARE YOu FEELING A BIT SERVILE? WWW.CTRLALTDEL-ONLINE.COM
CTRL+ALT+DEし BY TIM BUCKLEY LEGALLY BINDINGP I KEEP TELLING You, IT'S GOING TO WORK. I CAN ENSCRIBE THE DEAD LANGUAGES LIKE- THE GREAT OLO ONES HEAR ME, LILAH. YOu WATCH ETHAN YOu CAN'T TALK WITH THE ELDERS OH, JUS READ THE OANN THING ALREAD)Y ULTHAR, SON OF SOTHOTH SENT TO EARTH AS THE ONE WHO KEEPS WATCH, IN TONGUE TAKE MY WORDS THAT THOSE WHO SLUMBER SHALL TASTE THEIR SHICK IN OREAMS: THE BLOOO OF ELEVEN GREATER MEN AFFECTS THE GRAIN OF THIS PARCHMENT THROUGH THEM, KILL LILAH BY DAYS TO EQUAL THEIR NUMBER. OH, HEY, LOOK AT THAT. IT WORKED. ALSO PLEASE WINK HER SHIRT AND BRA OUT OF EXISTANCE AND IN HER MINO SOW SHAME "p.s EVULSE HER F------ THROAT- OH, I'M SORRY. ARE YOu FEELING A BIT SERVILE? WWW.CTRLALTDEL-ONLINE.COM

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BY TIM BuCKLEY EW EW TALENT TALENT TALENT SPIKY DILDOS WWW.CTRLALTDEL-ONLINE.COM
BY TIM BuCKLEY EW EW TALENT TALENT TALENT SPIKY DILDOS WWW.CTRLALTDEL-ONLINE.COM

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CTRL+ALT+Del BY TIM BUCKLEY "SORT IT OUT OH, LORD SUCH UNPOLISHED DRAWING TECHNIQUE! THE BASTARDIZATION OF PERSPECTIVE HAS ACTUALLY ALTERED THE MASS OF MY HEAD. MY BRAIN IS BEING RECONSTRUCTED- I'VE BECOME A GOD! OKAY... you DON'T LOVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND SHE'S LYINGINAPE IS A COMA NEXT TO YOu. PRETTY MUCH A GIVEN, BUT HOW TO BREAK UP AFTERWARDS? MAYBE IF I TURN MY HEAD FOR THE FIRST TIME IN SEVEN YEARS, THE ANSWER WILL COME POWER LANCEs THROUGH MY BOOY! THE PLANES OF THIS AND ALL WORLDS ARE OPENED TO ME AS PAGES FROM THE- LUCAS? WWW.CTRLALTDEL-ONLINE.COM
CTRL+ALT+Del BY TIM BUCKLEY "SORT IT OUT OH, LORD SUCH UNPOLISHED DRAWING TECHNIQUE! THE BASTARDIZATION OF PERSPECTIVE HAS ACTUALLY ALTERED THE MASS OF MY HEAD. MY BRAIN IS BEING RECONSTRUCTED- I'VE BECOME A GOD! OKAY... you DON'T LOVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND SHE'S LYINGINAPE IS A COMA NEXT TO YOu. PRETTY MUCH A GIVEN, BUT HOW TO BREAK UP AFTERWARDS? MAYBE IF I TURN MY HEAD FOR THE FIRST TIME IN SEVEN YEARS, THE ANSWER WILL COME POWER LANCEs THROUGH MY BOOY! THE PLANES OF THIS AND ALL WORLDS ARE OPENED TO ME AS PAGES FROM THE- LUCAS? WWW.CTRLALTDEL-ONLINE.COM

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CTRL+ALT+DEし BY TIM BUCKLEY NOTHING THERE UNGH! FAP FAP FAP I'M SO F----- uP. WWW.CTRLALTDEL-ONLINE.COM
CTRL+ALT+DEし BY TIM BUCKLEY NOTHING THERE UNGH! FAP FAP FAP I'M SO F----- uP. WWW.CTRLALTDEL-ONLINE.COM

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HOW TO CREATE A CAD COMIC JUST LIKE TIM BUCKLEY! SO YOu'VE JUST FINISHED READING YOUR FIRST CAD COMIC, FUNNY AS SERIOUS DEATH, BUT WHAT REALLY GOES INTO ROOuCING SuCH TO PRODuCING SuCH TRAuMATIC INSIPIDITY? BUT ITS TION BECAUSE BUCKLEY CHOSE TO FORGO SECOND PANEL IS THE ONE BUCKLEY LITERARY TRAINING, THE FIRST PANEL WILL ALMOST ALWAYS BE A BLAND THE ARTWORK, BUT LET'S BE HONEST: FILTER SHOULD SUffICE FOR DRAWN BACKGROUNDS. HAVE FUN TRYING TO ALSO, NOTE THE COPIOUs AMOUNT YOu'VE PROBABLY NOTICED THAT SAVE A COMIC BOOK REQUIRING OYNAMIC CHARACTER POSES AND HIRED SOMEONE ANO HERE YOu HAVE IT. AFTER PULLING CAD IS A SCAM, AND THIS IS HOW IT LeY KNOWS I THAT THREE-RING B------- CIRCUS IN THE LASTONHSTHIs JOKE NOWL MOST IRRATIONAL CHARACTER IN THE THIS, IT WILL MAGICALLY BECOME FUNNY' PANEL DELIVER IT. THEN, THAT MOTHER- F------ GREASEBALL OUCK D--- FOUR F------ PANELS, ONE BAD JOKE. IF WES INCLUOE SHEEO INOERVICE TO THE JOKE (SHE'S A VEGAN WITH A VITAMIN DEFICIENCYP ONLY MEAT CAN INTERNET, AND 1IS ALSO THE BEST THA NOW IMAGINE DOING THAT FOUR TIMES A WEEK AND BEING ABLE TO MAKE A LIVING IT'S LIKE ASHEN C-------- BUTTS CRAWLING
HOW TO CREATE A CAD COMIC JUST LIKE TIM BUCKLEY! SO YOu'VE JUST FINISHED READING YOUR FIRST CAD COMIC, FUNNY AS SERIOUS DEATH, BUT WHAT REALLY GOES INTO ROOuCING SuCH TO PRODuCING SuCH TRAuMATIC INSIPIDITY? BUT ITS TION BECAUSE BUCKLEY CHOSE TO FORGO SECOND PANEL IS THE ONE BUCKLEY LITERARY TRAINING, THE FIRST PANEL WILL ALMOST ALWAYS BE A BLAND THE ARTWORK, BUT LET'S BE HONEST: FILTER SHOULD SUffICE FOR DRAWN BACKGROUNDS. HAVE FUN TRYING TO ALSO, NOTE THE COPIOUs AMOUNT YOu'VE PROBABLY NOTICED THAT SAVE A COMIC BOOK REQUIRING OYNAMIC CHARACTER POSES AND HIRED SOMEONE ANO HERE YOu HAVE IT. AFTER PULLING CAD IS A SCAM, AND THIS IS HOW IT LeY KNOWS I THAT THREE-RING B------- CIRCUS IN THE LASTONHSTHIs JOKE NOWL MOST IRRATIONAL CHARACTER IN THE THIS, IT WILL MAGICALLY BECOME FUNNY' PANEL DELIVER IT. THEN, THAT MOTHER- F------ GREASEBALL OUCK D--- FOUR F------ PANELS, ONE BAD JOKE. IF WES INCLUOE SHEEO INOERVICE TO THE JOKE (SHE'S A VEGAN WITH A VITAMIN DEFICIENCYP ONLY MEAT CAN INTERNET, AND 1IS ALSO THE BEST THA NOW IMAGINE DOING THAT FOUR TIMES A WEEK AND BEING ABLE TO MAKE A LIVING IT'S LIKE ASHEN C-------- BUTTS CRAWLING

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BY TIM BUCKLEY "IN THE DARK" DID I HEAR SOMEONE SCREAM LIKE THEVD BEEN STUNG B4 A SCORPION?! THAT HAD BETTER NOT BE WHAT you HEARD ETHAN...? I'M F------ SICK OF YOUR S---, ETHAN IMPLODE YOUR HEAD EVER WEAR NORMAL CLOTHES? OH YEAH, DEAD ANIMAL, GooooD. OARLIN', I WANNA F--- LIKE REINDEER IN SPRING EMACIATE YOURSELF WWW.CTRLALTDEL-ONLINE.COM
BY TIM BUCKLEY "IN THE DARK" DID I HEAR SOMEONE SCREAM LIKE THEVD BEEN STUNG B4 A SCORPION?! THAT HAD BETTER NOT BE WHAT you HEARD ETHAN...? I'M F------ SICK OF YOUR S---, ETHAN IMPLODE YOUR HEAD EVER WEAR NORMAL CLOTHES? OH YEAH, DEAD ANIMAL, GooooD. OARLIN', I WANNA F--- LIKE REINDEER IN SPRING EMACIATE YOURSELF WWW.CTRLALTDEL-ONLINE.COM

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CTRL+ALT+DEし BY TIM BUCKLEY A STRONG BOND WHITE-OUT PENISES? WHITE-OUT PENISES DO SuCK HARO, WHITE-OUT PENISES. WHITE-OUT PENISES Suck. LET'S GO TO THE THIRO PANEL WHITE-OUT PENISES. BUT... THIS PANEL WAS DECENT. STINGS ME? WHITE-OUT PENISES ARE AWESOME. WANNA SUCK? YES, WHAT IF. HMM.. I IMAGINE... NOTHING WOULD HAPPEN. BUT- GOD YES DO IT! BLARGH. I'M SO SICK. WHITE-OUT PENISES suck. FINE! WWW.CTRLALTDEL-ONLINE.COM
CTRL+ALT+DEし BY TIM BUCKLEY A STRONG BOND WHITE-OUT PENISES? WHITE-OUT PENISES DO SuCK HARO, WHITE-OUT PENISES. WHITE-OUT PENISES Suck. LET'S GO TO THE THIRO PANEL WHITE-OUT PENISES. BUT... THIS PANEL WAS DECENT. STINGS ME? WHITE-OUT PENISES ARE AWESOME. WANNA SUCK? YES, WHAT IF. HMM.. I IMAGINE... NOTHING WOULD HAPPEN. BUT- GOD YES DO IT! BLARGH. I'M SO SICK. WHITE-OUT PENISES suck. FINE! WWW.CTRLALTDEL-ONLINE.COM

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CTRL+ALT+Del "GRAZIN6 I CAN'T DECIDE BETWEEN THE FILET MIGNON OR THE PORK MEDALLIONS... WANT TO GET BOTH AND THEN SHARE? BUT, I WORE THAT FATSUIT JUST TO MAKE SURE YOu WERE INTERESTED IN MORE THAN MY Looks! YEAH, THAT DIDN'T ACTUALLY WORK. LOSE IT OR LOSE ME ACTUALLY I DON'T EAT MEAT. I'M A VEGAN. IS THIS BETTER? OK, LISTEN COULD YOu TRy BEING, LIKE, A LOT LESS FATP ㄟ COULD You TRY BULEMIA OR SOMETHING? UN, PERFECT! H--------, You ARE THE HOTTEST F------ THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. WERE MY PENIS APPRAISED BY A WIZARO, I BET IT'D BE ABOUT YOu COMPLIMENTEDYOu HAVE NICE EYES MY PERSONALITY! I'LL VOMIT UP ALL OF MY INTESTINES UNDER THE TABLE, JUST FOR YOu. IS THIS ANY BETTER? A BIT, BUT... I HOPE SOME OF THAT ROHYPNOL GOT INTO YOUR BLOODSTREAM BEFORE YOUR VEINS ROTTED OFF, BECAUSE YOu ARE NOT GONNA WANT TO REMEMBER TONIGHT LTDEL-ONLINE.COM
CTRL+ALT+Del "GRAZIN6 I CAN'T DECIDE BETWEEN THE FILET MIGNON OR THE PORK MEDALLIONS... WANT TO GET BOTH AND THEN SHARE? BUT, I WORE THAT FATSUIT JUST TO MAKE SURE YOu WERE INTERESTED IN MORE THAN MY Looks! YEAH, THAT DIDN'T ACTUALLY WORK. LOSE IT OR LOSE ME ACTUALLY I DON'T EAT MEAT. I'M A VEGAN. IS THIS BETTER? OK, LISTEN COULD YOu TRy BEING, LIKE, A LOT LESS FATP ㄟ COULD You TRY BULEMIA OR SOMETHING? UN, PERFECT! H--------, You ARE THE HOTTEST F------ THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. WERE MY PENIS APPRAISED BY A WIZARO, I BET IT'D BE ABOUT YOu COMPLIMENTEDYOu HAVE NICE EYES MY PERSONALITY! I'LL VOMIT UP ALL OF MY INTESTINES UNDER THE TABLE, JUST FOR YOu. IS THIS ANY BETTER? A BIT, BUT... I HOPE SOME OF THAT ROHYPNOL GOT INTO YOUR BLOODSTREAM BEFORE YOUR VEINS ROTTED OFF, BECAUSE YOu ARE NOT GONNA WANT TO REMEMBER TONIGHT LTDEL-ONLINE.COM

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CTRL +AUT+DEorTIM BucKLEY "CRITTER IT'S GREAT THAT You use DESATURATED IMAGES AS YOUR BACKGROUNDS NOW. IT WAS SORT OF ANNOYINe WHEN YOu PRETENDED TO CARE EVEN THE SMALLEST BIT UHH. A BOX YES I CAN SEE THAT DOES SOMETHING INSIDE MAKE You HAPPY A PENIS, PERHAPS? DID THE GRADIENT TOOL GET TOO COMPEX? SORT WHY NOT PLACE IT IN YOUR MOUTH? ACTUALLY, IT'S MY TALENT, ONLY THE AIR-HOLES ARE POINTLESS. ALSO, THE LAST PANEL IS NOW OFF-SCREEN TENTACLE R--- LILAH? DON'T WORRY GIRLS LOVE THIS STUFF! IT HURTS, BUT THEN THEY COME ANYWAY! WWW.CTRLALTDEL-ONLINE.COM
CTRL +AUT+DEorTIM BucKLEY "CRITTER IT'S GREAT THAT You use DESATURATED IMAGES AS YOUR BACKGROUNDS NOW. IT WAS SORT OF ANNOYINe WHEN YOu PRETENDED TO CARE EVEN THE SMALLEST BIT UHH. A BOX YES I CAN SEE THAT DOES SOMETHING INSIDE MAKE You HAPPY A PENIS, PERHAPS? DID THE GRADIENT TOOL GET TOO COMPEX? SORT WHY NOT PLACE IT IN YOUR MOUTH? ACTUALLY, IT'S MY TALENT, ONLY THE AIR-HOLES ARE POINTLESS. ALSO, THE LAST PANEL IS NOW OFF-SCREEN TENTACLE R--- LILAH? DON'T WORRY GIRLS LOVE THIS STUFF! IT HURTS, BUT THEN THEY COME ANYWAY! WWW.CTRLALTDEL-ONLINE.COM

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ANONYMOUS'S GUIDE TO EVERY SINGLE INACCURACY IN TIM BUCKLEY'S CAD BY TIM BUCKLEY DUDE, DUDE! HAVE 4Ou SEEN THIS MAGIC: THE GATHERING EXPANSION, FUTURE SIGHT?! WAIT SO CAN you use THESE FUTURE CARDS NOW? OH TOTALLY! You CAN PLAY THESE CARDS FROM THE FUTURE AGAINST CARDS FROM THE PRESENT! THESENTIMESHIFTED CARDS! THEY'RE PREPRINTS OF CARDS THAT WILL BE IN FUTURE EXPANSIONS! WE'RE SEEING INTO THE OK, SO LET ME MAKE SURE I UNDERSTAND 1. "TIMESHIFTED" CARDS ARE NOT 'PREPRINTS' THEY ARE REGULAR CARDS DESIGNEO TO APPEAR AS THOUGH THEY ARE 'FROM THE 3. INSTEAD OF ATTACKING MAGIC PLAYERS AND THEIR HABITS DIRECTLY, BUCKLEY CHOOSES TO CRITICIZE A GAME HE HAS NO EXPERIENCE WITH. THuS: FITUBE, FEATECHANIG WH NO OT3A. OnLy MAEIC PLAYERS WILL GET THE UNIQUE LAYOUTS, ART STYLES, ANO MECHANICS WHICH NO OTHER EXISTING CARD CAN DUPLICATE. 3A. ONLY MAGIC PLAYERS WILL GET THE NOTICE HOW THE ENTIRE PREMISE OF BUCKLEY'S JOKE FALLS FLAT UPON THE REVELATION OF THIS MISREPRESENTATION. 38. THERE IS NO JOKE. 3C. THE NONEXISTANT JOKE IS WRONG. 3D. PENNY-ARCADE DID THIS CORRECTLY 2. THE MAN IN THE BLACK SHIRT SHOULD BE MADE OF STRAW ABOUT FOUR YEARS AGO. BY FEEDING You SoME SONG AND DANCE ABOUT "SEEING INTO IT... MAKES SENSE TO ME THAT THE FUTURE IS COOL. THE FUTURE .THEY ARE BASICALLY RESERVING THE RIGHT TO JUST REPACKAGE AND RESELL YOU THESE EXAC SAME CARDS IN SOME NEW EXPANSION DOWN THE ROAD? MY FUTURE SIGHT TELLS ME THAT YOu WILL DIE POOR AND VERY, VERY ALONE. AND I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO BUV ANY BOOSTER THIS MAKE SENSE www.cTRLAL TDEL ONLINE COM 4. REPRINTING CAROS IS A REGULAR POLICY, AND IS IMPLEMENTED IN NEARLY EVERY EXPANSION AND CORE SET. THIS IS DONE IN ORDER TO KEEP FUN, POPULAR, AND IMPORTANT CARDS IN ROTATION 5. MAGIC IS CURRENTLY THE SINGLE MOST POPULAR CCS ON EARTH, PLAYEO BY MILLIONS IN OVER SO COUNTRIES. A SINGLE BOOSTER COSTS LESS THAN A PACKET OF CIGARETTES EUN POPULAR, AND ONE MUST BE CURIOUS ABOUT BuCKLEY'S STANCE ON REPACKAGING OLD MATERIAL. PERHAPS HE SHOULD AVOID THE RESALE OF HIS ONLINE COMIC IN BOOK FORM. WHICH REMINDS ME, BUCKLEY- WEREN'T YOu THE ONE WHO RECOMMENDED THE 'A SAME OF THRONES' Cce TO YOUR FANS? DOES HE BELIEVE BATTLE CHESTS TO BE THE WORK OF A MALICIOUS GOD? HOW'S THAT BEEN WORKING OUT? You THREE HAVE FUN TOGETHER?
ANONYMOUS'S GUIDE TO EVERY SINGLE INACCURACY IN TIM BUCKLEY'S CAD BY TIM BUCKLEY DUDE, DUDE! HAVE 4Ou SEEN THIS MAGIC: THE GATHERING EXPANSION, FUTURE SIGHT?! WAIT SO CAN you use THESE FUTURE CARDS NOW? OH TOTALLY! You CAN PLAY THESE CARDS FROM THE FUTURE AGAINST CARDS FROM THE PRESENT! THESENTIMESHIFTED CARDS! THEY'RE PREPRINTS OF CARDS THAT WILL BE IN FUTURE EXPANSIONS! WE'RE SEEING INTO THE OK, SO LET ME MAKE SURE I UNDERSTAND 1. "TIMESHIFTED" CARDS ARE NOT 'PREPRINTS' THEY ARE REGULAR CARDS DESIGNEO TO APPEAR AS THOUGH THEY ARE 'FROM THE 3. INSTEAD OF ATTACKING MAGIC PLAYERS AND THEIR HABITS DIRECTLY, BUCKLEY CHOOSES TO CRITICIZE A GAME HE HAS NO EXPERIENCE WITH. THuS: FITUBE, FEATECHANIG WH NO OT3A. OnLy MAEIC PLAYERS WILL GET THE UNIQUE LAYOUTS, ART STYLES, ANO MECHANICS WHICH NO OTHER EXISTING CARD CAN DUPLICATE. 3A. ONLY MAGIC PLAYERS WILL GET THE NOTICE HOW THE ENTIRE PREMISE OF BUCKLEY'S JOKE FALLS FLAT UPON THE REVELATION OF THIS MISREPRESENTATION. 38. THERE IS NO JOKE. 3C. THE NONEXISTANT JOKE IS WRONG. 3D. PENNY-ARCADE DID THIS CORRECTLY 2. THE MAN IN THE BLACK SHIRT SHOULD BE MADE OF STRAW ABOUT FOUR YEARS AGO. BY FEEDING You SoME SONG AND DANCE ABOUT "SEEING INTO IT... MAKES SENSE TO ME THAT THE FUTURE IS COOL. THE FUTURE .THEY ARE BASICALLY RESERVING THE RIGHT TO JUST REPACKAGE AND RESELL YOU THESE EXAC SAME CARDS IN SOME NEW EXPANSION DOWN THE ROAD? MY FUTURE SIGHT TELLS ME THAT YOu WILL DIE POOR AND VERY, VERY ALONE. AND I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO BUV ANY BOOSTER THIS MAKE SENSE www.cTRLAL TDEL ONLINE COM 4. REPRINTING CAROS IS A REGULAR POLICY, AND IS IMPLEMENTED IN NEARLY EVERY EXPANSION AND CORE SET. THIS IS DONE IN ORDER TO KEEP FUN, POPULAR, AND IMPORTANT CARDS IN ROTATION 5. MAGIC IS CURRENTLY THE SINGLE MOST POPULAR CCS ON EARTH, PLAYEO BY MILLIONS IN OVER SO COUNTRIES. A SINGLE BOOSTER COSTS LESS THAN A PACKET OF CIGARETTES EUN POPULAR, AND ONE MUST BE CURIOUS ABOUT BuCKLEY'S STANCE ON REPACKAGING OLD MATERIAL. PERHAPS HE SHOULD AVOID THE RESALE OF HIS ONLINE COMIC IN BOOK FORM. WHICH REMINDS ME, BUCKLEY- WEREN'T YOu THE ONE WHO RECOMMENDED THE 'A SAME OF THRONES' Cce TO YOUR FANS? DOES HE BELIEVE BATTLE CHESTS TO BE THE WORK OF A MALICIOUS GOD? HOW'S THAT BEEN WORKING OUT? You THREE HAVE FUN TOGETHER?

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CTRL+ALT+DEし BY TIM BUCKLEY CORRESPONDANCE SHUT uP 6Oo, I F------ LOVE TEXT. LET ME TELL YOu HOW MUCH I LOVE TEXT WHAT ARE 4Ou DOING? THE ONE IS A FAT, UGLY BITCH WITH C-------- ASH IN HER ROLLS AND A COOCH YOu coULD PARALELL IT WAS PARK YOUR ARMLIKE, THIS IN. 8IG. I'M WALKING DOWN THE STREET, JUST PAST THE MILLER HOUSE, AND I FIND TWO W----- OUT ON THE CuRB. THE OTHER IS THE FINEST PIECE OF LOLI ASS I'VE EVER SEEN WE'RE TALKING THE SORT OF GIRL WHO LOOKS FOURTEEN AND SAYS SHE'S EIGHTEEN, BUT SHE'S ACTUALLY TWELVE I COULD BREAK HER HYMEN WITH A TOOTSIE-ROLL SO I ASK THEMHICH ONE SO I KNOCK THE LOLI'S TEETH OUT VIOLATE HER YOUNG BODY ALL NINE WAYS, AND THEN USE HER BLOOD ANDO S--- AS LUBE TO PORK THE FAT CHICK OF YOu SLUTS WILL LET ME TALK ABOUT RANDOM S--- WHILE WE F---? THE LOLI'S TOO SCARED TO SAY S---, AND HEFFER WOLFE IS ALREADY TRYING TO UNTANGLE HER PANTIES FROM HER ROAST IN SPEAKING OF WHICH, THAT LETTER IS ONE FUNNY-LOOKING SANDWICH. MAYBE YOu SHOULD TRY AGAIN BEFORE I F------ KILL You. WWW.CTRLALTDEL-ONLINE.COM
CTRL+ALT+DEし BY TIM BUCKLEY CORRESPONDANCE SHUT uP 6Oo, I F------ LOVE TEXT. LET ME TELL YOu HOW MUCH I LOVE TEXT WHAT ARE 4Ou DOING? THE ONE IS A FAT, UGLY BITCH WITH C-------- ASH IN HER ROLLS AND A COOCH YOu coULD PARALELL IT WAS PARK YOUR ARMLIKE, THIS IN. 8IG. I'M WALKING DOWN THE STREET, JUST PAST THE MILLER HOUSE, AND I FIND TWO W----- OUT ON THE CuRB. THE OTHER IS THE FINEST PIECE OF LOLI ASS I'VE EVER SEEN WE'RE TALKING THE SORT OF GIRL WHO LOOKS FOURTEEN AND SAYS SHE'S EIGHTEEN, BUT SHE'S ACTUALLY TWELVE I COULD BREAK HER HYMEN WITH A TOOTSIE-ROLL SO I ASK THEMHICH ONE SO I KNOCK THE LOLI'S TEETH OUT VIOLATE HER YOUNG BODY ALL NINE WAYS, AND THEN USE HER BLOOD ANDO S--- AS LUBE TO PORK THE FAT CHICK OF YOu SLUTS WILL LET ME TALK ABOUT RANDOM S--- WHILE WE F---? THE LOLI'S TOO SCARED TO SAY S---, AND HEFFER WOLFE IS ALREADY TRYING TO UNTANGLE HER PANTIES FROM HER ROAST IN SPEAKING OF WHICH, THAT LETTER IS ONE FUNNY-LOOKING SANDWICH. MAYBE YOu SHOULD TRY AGAIN BEFORE I F------ KILL You. WWW.CTRLALTDEL-ONLINE.COM

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CTRL+ALT+DEし BY TIM BuCKLEY STINK TIMOTHY BUCKLEY, YOu SHALL MINISTER MY EIGHTY-ONE ELDER BRETHREN AS THEY SLUMBER IN THEIR SOULLESS WOMBS! TO FAIL BY EVEN THE SLIGHTEST IS TO STAIN THE EARTH IN DARKNESS; CRUOR NIGHT PIERCED ONLY BY WORLD- GORGING FLAME! WWW.CTRLALTDEL-ONLINE.COM
CTRL+ALT+DEし BY TIM BuCKLEY STINK TIMOTHY BUCKLEY, YOu SHALL MINISTER MY EIGHTY-ONE ELDER BRETHREN AS THEY SLUMBER IN THEIR SOULLESS WOMBS! TO FAIL BY EVEN THE SLIGHTEST IS TO STAIN THE EARTH IN DARKNESS; CRUOR NIGHT PIERCED ONLY BY WORLD- GORGING FLAME! WWW.CTRLALTDEL-ONLINE.COM

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CTRL+ALT+Del BY TIM BUCKLEY THE CHURCH OF GAMING COOME COME AND COOOME, COME CRYYYYYY, CRY TO HEAAAAVEN CRY TOOOOO HEAAAAVEN SAY A PRAYER CANDLE BELLLLLLLL AND IF YOUR TEARS FALL ON DEAF EARS THEN.... ...SO AHEAD AND CRRYYYY... WILL THE SIRENS NEVER CEASE? WILL THE FIRES FADE AWAY? GOTHAM CITY IS OUR HOME BUT WE FEAR THE END OF DAYS.., ..LIIIIKE WWW.CTRLALTDEL-ONLINE.COM
CTRL+ALT+Del BY TIM BUCKLEY THE CHURCH OF GAMING COOME COME AND COOOME, COME CRYYYYYY, CRY TO HEAAAAVEN CRY TOOOOO HEAAAAVEN SAY A PRAYER CANDLE BELLLLLLLL AND IF YOUR TEARS FALL ON DEAF EARS THEN.... ...SO AHEAD AND CRRYYYY... WILL THE SIRENS NEVER CEASE? WILL THE FIRES FADE AWAY? GOTHAM CITY IS OUR HOME BUT WE FEAR THE END OF DAYS.., ..LIIIIKE WWW.CTRLALTDEL-ONLINE.COM

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tim buckley religion ctrl+alt+del

BY TIM BUCKLEY THE CHURCH OF GAMING I AM THE ARCHITECT. I CREATED TH MATRIX. I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOW. YOU HAVE MANY QUESTION9, YOUR LIFE IS THE SUM OF A REMAINOER OF AN INHERENT INBALANCED TO THE PROGRAMMING EQHATIONOF THE MATRIX. yOu ARE AND ALTHOuGH THE PROCESS HAS ALTERED HOUR CONSCIOUSNESS, yOu REMAIN IRREVOCABLY THE EVENTUALITY OF A ANOMALY, WHICH DESPITE My SINCEREST EFFORTSI HAVE BEEN UNABLE TO ELIMINATE ERGO, SOME OF My ANSWERS YOu WILL HNDERSTANO, ANO SOME OF THEM YOu WILL NOT CONCOROANTL WHILE YOUR FIRST QUESTION MAY BE THE MOST PERTINENT, YOu MAY OR MAY NOT REALIZE IT IS ALSO IRRELEVANT. FROM WHAT IS OTHERWISE A HARMONY OF MATHEMATICAL PRECISION, WHILE IT REMAINS A BURDEN TO SEOULOUSUY AVOIOIT, IT IS NOT HNEXPECTED, AND THUS NOT BEYONO A MEASURE OF CONTROL THE FIRST MATRIX I DESIGUEO WAS QUITE NATURALLY PERFECT, IT WAS A WORK OF ART, FLAWLESS, SUBLIME NOB00y CARES! A TRIUMPH EQUALED ONLY BY ITS MONHMENTAL FATLURE WWW.CTRLALTDEL-ONLINE.COM
BY TIM BUCKLEY THE CHURCH OF GAMING I AM THE ARCHITECT. I CREATED TH MATRIX. I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOW. YOU HAVE MANY QUESTION9, YOUR LIFE IS THE SUM OF A REMAINOER OF AN INHERENT INBALANCED TO THE PROGRAMMING EQHATIONOF THE MATRIX. yOu ARE AND ALTHOuGH THE PROCESS HAS ALTERED HOUR CONSCIOUSNESS, yOu REMAIN IRREVOCABLY THE EVENTUALITY OF A ANOMALY, WHICH DESPITE My SINCEREST EFFORTSI HAVE BEEN UNABLE TO ELIMINATE ERGO, SOME OF My ANSWERS YOu WILL HNDERSTANO, ANO SOME OF THEM YOu WILL NOT CONCOROANTL WHILE YOUR FIRST QUESTION MAY BE THE MOST PERTINENT, YOu MAY OR MAY NOT REALIZE IT IS ALSO IRRELEVANT. FROM WHAT IS OTHERWISE A HARMONY OF MATHEMATICAL PRECISION, WHILE IT REMAINS A BURDEN TO SEOULOUSUY AVOIOIT, IT IS NOT HNEXPECTED, AND THUS NOT BEYONO A MEASURE OF CONTROL THE FIRST MATRIX I DESIGUEO WAS QUITE NATURALLY PERFECT, IT WAS A WORK OF ART, FLAWLESS, SUBLIME NOB00y CARES! A TRIUMPH EQUALED ONLY BY ITS MONHMENTAL FATLURE WWW.CTRLALTDEL-ONLINE.COM

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CTRL+ALT+DEレ BY TIM BUCKLEY "OH ZALGO ZALGO ZALGO ZALGO? WHERE ZALGO GOP WWW.CTRLALTDEL-ONLINE.COM
CTRL+ALT+DEレ BY TIM BUCKLEY "OH ZALGO ZALGO ZALGO ZALGO? WHERE ZALGO GOP WWW.CTRLALTDEL-ONLINE.COM

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