Matrix Morpheus - Images
Am I the bad guy? - "So long story short, my roommates don’t want to clean up after themselves. I texted them and said we should have a cleaning sched...
![WHAT IF I TOLD YOU PUTTING YOUR DISHES IN THE SINK DOESN'T CLEAN THEM? made on imgur](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/997/800/c7a.png)
![WHAT IF I TOLD YOU PUTTING YOUR DISHES IN THE SINK DOESN'T CLEAN THEM? made on imgur](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/997/800/c7a.png)
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How to get a six pack in six weeks, click now | /r/dankmemes
![WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOUR FAT ASS CAN'T GET A SIX-PACK IN 6 WEEKS, REGARDLESS OF WHAT THE YOUTUBE VIDEO SAYS?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/449/127/6be.jpg)
![WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOUR FAT ASS CAN'T GET A SIX-PACK IN 6 WEEKS, REGARDLESS OF WHAT THE YOUTUBE VIDEO SAYS?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/449/127/6be.jpg)
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Let's Be Practical Here
![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/297/260/2f9.jpg)
![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/297/260/2f9.jpg)
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My personal favorite is Cockney
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Sunny days Sweeping the clouds away On my way to where the air is sweet
![WHAT IF I TOLD YOU HOW TO GET TO SESAME STREET?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/856/480/ddb.jpg)
![WHAT IF I TOLD YOU HOW TO GET TO SESAME STREET?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/856/480/ddb.jpg)
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Toilet Paper Morpheus
![WHAT IFI TOLD YOU POSTING PHOTOS OF EMPTY SHELVES ONLY ADDS TO THE PANIC imgflip.com](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/786/384/4ff.jpg)
![WHAT IFI TOLD YOU POSTING PHOTOS OF EMPTY SHELVES ONLY ADDS TO THE PANIC imgflip.com](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/786/384/4ff.jpg)
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please eat glue | /r/bruhmoment
![WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THE NUTRITIONAL VALUE OF GLUE?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/715/728/e86.jpg)
![WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THE NUTRITIONAL VALUE OF GLUE?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/715/728/e86.jpg)
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I've been watching you, Charlie Brown
![I was reading the old Peanuts comics, then I saw Lucy in sunglasses and heard Morpheus.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/615/885/2e7.png)
![I was reading the old Peanuts comics, then I saw Lucy in sunglasses and heard Morpheus.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/615/885/2e7.png)
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my first time posting here | r/DeepFriedMemes
![WHAT IFITOLD YOU HOUSEN GGANKLE FETSH](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/527/031/13a.jpg)
![WHAT IFITOLD YOU HOUSEN GGANKLE FETSH](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/527/031/13a.jpg)
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Babies be walking aroudn with the same potato chip in their hand for like five hours
![UHAT IFT TOLD YOU Babies be walking around with the same potatoe chipin their hand for like 5 hours](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/503/353/685.png)
![UHAT IFT TOLD YOU Babies be walking around with the same potatoe chipin their hand for like 5 hours](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/503/353/685.png)
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Malware
![O.0 Follow 24 56 582 Tweets Tweets&replies Media New to Twitter? Sign up now to get your own bomber bomber bombrmc Oct 2 raq WHAT IFITOLD YOU Joined May 201 Sign up Toronto trends al hageli 2548 Te KidsToWork Caney Jim Rutherford NationalPickdeDay THE RESOURCES ARE NOT REAL](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/441/672/07c.png)
![O.0 Follow 24 56 582 Tweets Tweets&replies Media New to Twitter? Sign up now to get your own bomber bomber bombrmc Oct 2 raq WHAT IFITOLD YOU Joined May 201 Sign up Toronto trends al hageli 2548 Te KidsToWork Caney Jim Rutherford NationalPickdeDay THE RESOURCES ARE NOT REAL](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/441/672/07c.png)
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holding the door open payphone
![Twitter meme of a public phone being used to hold open a door with the handset.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/409/757/2ba.png)
![Twitter meme of a public phone being used to hold open a door with the handset.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/409/757/2ba.png)
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THAT EXPLAINS IT!
![Alternatively, we really don't need phone booths anymore, but since we still have them, once can deduce that those are just so people can still get out of the Matrix.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/374/746/33c.jpg)
![Alternatively, we really don't need phone booths anymore, but since we still have them, once can deduce that those are just so people can still get out of the Matrix.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/374/746/33c.jpg)
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Veterans
![WHAT IFITOLD YOU THAT NOT STANDING FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM IS NOT DISRESPECTFUL TO VETERANS BECAUSE VETERANS ARE HUMAN BEINGS WITH THEIR OWN THOUGHTS AND OPINIONS AND NOTA TOOL YOU CAN CONVENIENTLY USE TO ATTACK OTHERS FOR EXPRESSING THEIR FREEDOMS IN A WAY YOU DONT LIKE?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/298/737/121.png)
![WHAT IFITOLD YOU THAT NOT STANDING FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM IS NOT DISRESPECTFUL TO VETERANS BECAUSE VETERANS ARE HUMAN BEINGS WITH THEIR OWN THOUGHTS AND OPINIONS AND NOTA TOOL YOU CAN CONVENIENTLY USE TO ATTACK OTHERS FOR EXPRESSING THEIR FREEDOMS IN A WAY YOU DONT LIKE?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/298/737/121.png)
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You may have not known this...[1]
![It took me quite a while to figure this out...like seriously, I didn't Google anything so...](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/267/980/fa4.jpg)
![It took me quite a while to figure this out...like seriously, I didn't Google anything so...](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/267/980/fa4.jpg)
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What if I told you to have a nice day
![WHAT IFI TOLD YOU TO HAVE A NICE DAY imgflip.conm](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/257/028/863.jpg)
![WHAT IFI TOLD YOU TO HAVE A NICE DAY imgflip.conm](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/257/028/863.jpg)
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what if i told u u can upvot image and it will b on frontpage
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What If I Told You
![WHATIFI TOLD YOU D MAY BE JUST USING DONALD TRUMP TO GET RACISTS WHO TRULY HATE JESUS TO EXPOSE THEMSELVESP](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/166/364/01d.jpg)
![WHATIFI TOLD YOU D MAY BE JUST USING DONALD TRUMP TO GET RACISTS WHO TRULY HATE JESUS TO EXPOSE THEMSELVESP](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/166/364/01d.jpg)
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The System is Riggsed
![Created 5/18/1016 in beautiful Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Because if one more person tells me about how the System is Rigged like that's some sort of shocking secret... I'll probably just make more sarcastic memes.
The font is Eras Bold ITC. The image is like... the fifth or sixth one in GIS for "Riggs Lethal Weapon."](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/122/095/b54.jpg)
![Created 5/18/1016 in beautiful Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Because if one more person tells me about how the System is Rigged like that's some sort of shocking secret... I'll probably just make more sarcastic memes.
The font is Eras Bold ITC. The image is like... the fifth or sixth one in GIS for "Riggs Lethal Weapon."](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/122/095/b54.jpg)
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Yes, I'm aware of the irony
![What if Itold you.. making a meme to express your opinion doesntautomatically make you correct?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/989/923/346.png)
![What if Itold you.. making a meme to express your opinion doesntautomatically make you correct?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/989/923/346.png)
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