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I have two problems in life : difficulty waking up difficulty sleeping Mol69lal420 S0

I have two problems in life : difficulty waking up difficulty sleeping Mol69lal420 S0

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We All Need One of These Signs

26 Please don't talk TAE T to me I have no self-control and will talk to you for two hours and get no work done.

26 Please don't talk TAE T to me I have no self-control and will talk to you for two hours and get no work done.

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New Goal

Parents: What's your goal in life Me: Dude yesterday went to sleep at 6 pm and woke up 7 pm and thought okay nice 1 hour sleep before dinner. Then my mom said it was yesterday w-- I just did sleep 25 hours 12:22 Nice bro 12:22

Parents: What's your goal in life Me: Dude yesterday went to sleep at 6 pm and woke up 7 pm and thought okay nice 1 hour sleep before dinner. Then my mom said it was yesterday w-- I just did sleep 25 hours 12:22 Nice bro 12:22

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Good News from This Dog's Life

This is exactly what I needed today We had a sudden burst of rain sagelynaive I want you guys to notice how the dog spot is almost completely 100% dry, meaning doggo did not move until the rain had stopped. I would like you to further notice that the only part of the dog spot that has any water at all is the tail portion, which would seem to indicate doggo picked up his tail at some point to wag it. Doggo had a fantastic time in this sudden burst of rain.

This is exactly what I needed today We had a sudden burst of rain sagelynaive I want you guys to notice how the dog spot is almost completely 100% dry, meaning doggo did not move until the rain had stopped. I would like you to further notice that the only part of the dog spot that has any water at all is the tail portion, which would seem to indicate doggo picked up his tail at some point to wag it. Doggo had a fantastic time in this sudden burst of rain.

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Stop Comparing Tragedies

"haha i only got 4 hours of sleep last night" "i only got 1" the pride and superiority you feel from having an unhealthier lifestyle than others is a short term gratification that will lead to long term detriments

"haha i only got 4 hours of sleep last night" "i only got 1" the pride and superiority you feel from having an unhealthier lifestyle than others is a short term gratification that will lead to long term detriments

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Luke Annoyed Him Too Much

Once I became a parent I finally understood the scene where Yoda gets so tired of answering Luke's questions he just dies. @ml

Once I became a parent I finally understood the scene where Yoda gets so tired of answering Luke's questions he just dies. @ml

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Being Antisocial Hurts

me: goes out me, for the next for one night 3 weeks while i recharge my social battery:

me: goes out me, for the next for one night 3 weeks while i recharge my social battery:

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Personal Space

Cat *sits on my head, shoves her butthole in my face, bites my foot, stretches out across my chest, puts her whole face in to my dinner, jumps up on to my lap when l'm on the toilet* Me *touches one (1) toe bean* Cat "first of all how dare you not respect personal space"

Cat *sits on my head, shoves her butthole in my face, bites my foot, stretches out across my chest, puts her whole face in to my dinner, jumps up on to my lap when l'm on the toilet* Me *touches one (1) toe bean* Cat "first of all how dare you not respect personal space"

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It's Like $10 for a Bottle of Water

Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma I am 32 years old and still deeply terrified that consuming anything from the hotel room minibar will bankrupt my entire family somehow 7:04 PM · 8/20/21 · Twitter for iPhone

Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma I am 32 years old and still deeply terrified that consuming anything from the hotel room minibar will bankrupt my entire family somehow 7:04 PM · 8/20/21 · Twitter for iPhone

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My Attention Span

90 minute movie 3 and a half hour video essay about a video game I've never heard of

90 minute movie 3 and a half hour video essay about a video game I've never heard of

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Capitalism in a Nutshell

Chris Cooper ... @ZeppelinCoop I told my 8 year old son I would give him $10/hour to do some weeding. He said, "If I can find someone to do it for $5/hour, can I keep the other $5?" I don't know whether to be proud or nervous.

Chris Cooper ... @ZeppelinCoop I told my 8 year old son I would give him $10/hour to do some weeding. He said, "If I can find someone to do it for $5/hour, can I keep the other $5?" I don't know whether to be proud or nervous.

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I Just Don't Get It

"omg you should watch FRIENDS, it's so funny!! Me watching FRIENDS :

"omg you should watch FRIENDS, it's so funny!! Me watching FRIENDS :

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A Gap in Employment

Interviewer: Can you explain the gap in your CV? Me: I spent 6 hours formatting it in Google Docs and you've opened it in Word.

Interviewer: Can you explain the gap in your CV? Me: I spent 6 hours formatting it in Google Docs and you've opened it in Word.

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Thanks Mom

linc @lincnotfound 8:23am: *calls mom, no answer* 8:57am: *calls mom, no answer* 9:12am: *calls mom, no answer* 9:26am: *calls mom, no answer* 9:27am: *takes a shower* 9:33am: *27 missed calls from mom* 9:34am: *calls mom, no answer*

linc @lincnotfound 8:23am: *calls mom, no answer* 8:57am: *calls mom, no answer* 9:12am: *calls mom, no answer* 9:26am: *calls mom, no answer* 9:27am: *takes a shower* 9:33am: *27 missed calls from mom* 9:34am: *calls mom, no answer*

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Missed Opportunity

mo @classically The fact that Head and Shoulders doesn't have a body wash called Knees and Toes disappoints me almost as much as I disappoint my parents.

mo @classically The fact that Head and Shoulders doesn't have a body wash called Knees and Toes disappoints me almost as much as I disappoint my parents.

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Explains a Lot

aly i just found out that people who suffer from anxiety tend to rewatch the same tv shows all over again because we already know what's going to happen next therefore it creates a sense of safety/comfort and that's the reason why we keep rewatching them

aly i just found out that people who suffer from anxiety tend to rewatch the same tv shows all over again because we already know what's going to happen next therefore it creates a sense of safety/comfort and that's the reason why we keep rewatching them

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