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71 Hey! Np Laura Today 2:20 AM Hello Laura! You look pretty fly! Today 3:06 AM Sorry if that opening pun was a little plane I was just winging it... So where are you from ●●● Haha I see none of those jokes really took off

71 Hey! Np Laura Today 2:20 AM Hello Laura! You look pretty fly! Today 3:06 AM Sorry if that opening pun was a little plane I was just winging it... So where are you from ●●● Haha I see none of those jokes really took off

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Tortoises Are the Chosen Ones

Ash (5'8 70 IQ 34H #finance) @PUNISHEDASH Humans really are like "god loves me most I'm his chosen creation" while tortoises can easily live up to 150 years old and have in built armor

Ash (5'8 70 IQ 34H #finance) @PUNISHEDASH Humans really are like "god loves me most I'm his chosen creation" while tortoises can easily live up to 150 years old and have in built armor

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Just Stay Away

actually it's good @yungchomsky sorry but if you're walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you're my enemy. walking faster than me? also my enemy. now if you're walking at the same speed as me... hmm yeah I'm thinking enemy

actually it's good @yungchomsky sorry but if you're walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you're my enemy. walking faster than me? also my enemy. now if you're walking at the same speed as me... hmm yeah I'm thinking enemy

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Yeah, no

frank & rex stan acc @guguungubane "you have to respect other people's opinions" their opinion: 3² = 6

frank & rex stan acc @guguungubane "you have to respect other people's opinions" their opinion: 3² = 6

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Isn't it Great Out Here?

jordan @jordan_stratton Being alive during this modern era is great. Robots are creating artistic soulless versions of people, I spend half my paycheck on rent and the other half on 4 blueberries, and I'm addicted to a little pocket computer that makes me sad everyday. Fantastic.

jordan @jordan_stratton Being alive during this modern era is great. Robots are creating artistic soulless versions of people, I spend half my paycheck on rent and the other half on 4 blueberries, and I'm addicted to a little pocket computer that makes me sad everyday. Fantastic.

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And That's Final

amb @ @AmberSevart I got an "I emailed you 3 days ago" message this morning. Friday afternoon at 4:47 this person emailed me. They followed up at 8:15 this morning. 28 minutes. They emailed me 28 working minutes ago. Bye.

amb @ @AmberSevart I got an "I emailed you 3 days ago" message this morning. Friday afternoon at 4:47 this person emailed me. They followed up at 8:15 this morning. 28 minutes. They emailed me 28 working minutes ago. Bye.

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Wait, She Isn't?

yamini nambimadom @showmetheyamz when i was a kid i didn't realize that the song "i saw mommy kissing santa claus" meant that daddy was santa claus. i was like "holy s ... mommy's an adulterer"

yamini nambimadom @showmetheyamz when i was a kid i didn't realize that the song "i saw mommy kissing santa claus" meant that daddy was santa claus. i was like "holy s ... mommy's an adulterer"

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Why go Anywhere Else

Mallory Tisdale. @prinxsass How do people stay in the house ALL day? Westbank Trey @Trey VsTrumaine All my stuff is there and I don't like people.

Mallory Tisdale. @prinxsass How do people stay in the house ALL day? Westbank Trey @Trey VsTrumaine All my stuff is there and I don't like people.

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Whoops

Dan Wilbur @DanWilbur 8 years ago, I made an appointment at my dentist and under "what do you wish to be called?" I wrote "The Chosen One" and forgot about it. Today, I overheard the receptionist say: "Please let the doctor know The Chosen One is here." They've been using it this whole time. 12:29 AM Apr 25, 2018 Twitter for iPhone

Dan Wilbur @DanWilbur 8 years ago, I made an appointment at my dentist and under "what do you wish to be called?" I wrote "The Chosen One" and forgot about it. Today, I overheard the receptionist say: "Please let the doctor know The Chosen One is here." They've been using it this whole time. 12:29 AM Apr 25, 2018 Twitter for iPhone

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Kinda Weird

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The Daily Experience

Emily Murnane @emily_murnane What's the word for when you're fine but also so full of sadness and ache that u feel like you might explode but you're okay enough to show up for work but also you're dying?

Emily Murnane @emily_murnane What's the word for when you're fine but also so full of sadness and ache that u feel like you might explode but you're okay enough to show up for work but also you're dying?

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Dang

Forest @forestvanslyke I've never read so fast. #ADHD Attention neurodivergent community - this bionic reading method is absolutely mind blowing. Your eyes scan the first bold letters and your brain center automatically completes the words. It lets you read twice as fast, is less overwhelming and helps you to stay focused. You will feel much more productive and a greater sense of achievement which will boost your confidence and makes you overall feel more positive. Let me know in the comments if this bionic reading method works for you. 3:37 AM 24 Feb 23

Forest @forestvanslyke I've never read so fast. #ADHD Attention neurodivergent community - this bionic reading method is absolutely mind blowing. Your eyes scan the first bold letters and your brain center automatically completes the words. It lets you read twice as fast, is less overwhelming and helps you to stay focused. You will feel much more productive and a greater sense of achievement which will boost your confidence and makes you overall feel more positive. Let me know in the comments if this bionic reading method works for you. 3:37 AM 24 Feb 23

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Overnight is Pushing it

caitie delaney @caitiedelaney How long will you guys leave out a glass of water in your house and still drink it. It's not like it goes bad. But after a while it's weird right 1:13 AM 11 Jan 22 Twitter for iPhone :

caitie delaney @caitiedelaney How long will you guys leave out a glass of water in your house and still drink it. It's not like it goes bad. But after a while it's weird right 1:13 AM 11 Jan 22 Twitter for iPhone :

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Sigh

((( Babe! Its been 7 minutes, time for your 4 ads! Yes honey

((( Babe! Its been 7 minutes, time for your 4 ads! Yes honey

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A True Villain

Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein losing my mind, just offered the aisle seat to the guy sitting between me and my gf on a flight, and he said he'd rather stay in the middle seat between us 10:09 PM 12/7/22 Twitter for iPhone . 1,359 Retweets 741 Quote Tweets 63.3K Likes

Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein losing my mind, just offered the aisle seat to the guy sitting between me and my gf on a flight, and he said he'd rather stay in the middle seat between us 10:09 PM 12/7/22 Twitter for iPhone . 1,359 Retweets 741 Quote Tweets 63.3K Likes

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For Real Though

I still can't believe that the entire Mr Bean only consisted of 15 episodes. As a child you'd swear you'd seen 10 seasons of this show

I still can't believe that the entire Mr Bean only consisted of 15 episodes. As a child you'd swear you'd seen 10 seasons of this show

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The Truth Of The Matter

People who treat their birthday as a normal day think they're more matured than everyone We are just miserable, leave us alone.

People who treat their birthday as a normal day think they're more matured than everyone We are just miserable, leave us alone.

Hard To Break It To Him

Me. 2 days ago . ✔ Me staring at the "I'm sorry, I know I'm annoying and ugly from the guy that is in fact annoying and ugly X text

Me. 2 days ago . ✔ Me staring at the "I'm sorry, I know I'm annoying and ugly from the guy that is in fact annoying and ugly X text

Early Riser

When I ask someone to wake me up early in the morning and they actually do it

When I ask someone to wake me up early in the morning and they actually do it

Deep Philosophical Questions

300 BC-"Why do we want to be a good person?" 1100- "Why do we desire the truth?" 1700- "Why do objects fall to Earth?" 2019 - Chirpy @Chirpy89605714 @avalid username Why does ha make hot but hoo make cold? I'm talking about mouth wind

300 BC-"Why do we want to be a good person?" 1100- "Why do we desire the truth?" 1700- "Why do objects fall to Earth?" 2019 - Chirpy @Chirpy89605714 @avalid username Why does ha make hot but hoo make cold? I'm talking about mouth wind