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How It Goes

My toxic trait is waking up on time and laying in bed until I'm running late Phantom nerds

My toxic trait is waking up on time and laying in bed until I'm running late Phantom nerds

If You Like It, It's Good For You

Xiao Tong CTC @Velinxi It's so embarrassing how many times I've finished watching a movie at home and think "oh man that was pretty good" then googling it to find out more just to see it's actually universally agreed to be the worst movie ever and has a 20% on rotten tomatoes

Xiao Tong CTC @Velinxi It's so embarrassing how many times I've finished watching a movie at home and think "oh man that was pretty good" then googling it to find out more just to see it's actually universally agreed to be the worst movie ever and has a 20% on rotten tomatoes

The Trigger

Me: I'm afraid of the Backstreet Boys Therapist: Tell me why Me:

Me: I'm afraid of the Backstreet Boys Therapist: Tell me why Me:

Study Abroad

In Finland, the word means to 'kalsarikännit' get drunk at home, alone, in your underwear. we of Did St

In Finland, the word means to 'kalsarikännit' get drunk at home, alone, in your underwear. we of Did St

Suspension Of Disbelief

You can't expect me to believe there is a race of creatures living in well-ordered homes who spend all day making candy while their evil counterpart hides out in menacing fortresses that augur only destruction

You can't expect me to believe there is a race of creatures living in well-ordered homes who spend all day making candy while their evil counterpart hides out in menacing fortresses that augur only destruction

Ideal Work/Life Balance

"Dress for the job you want" @wombenwellness

"Dress for the job you want" @wombenwellness

The Countdown

8 y/o me: What happens when mom counts to 0? My older brother: You must never go there, Simba

8 y/o me: What happens when mom counts to 0? My older brother: You must never go there, Simba

Haven't We All?

Have you ever pretended that the brushy thing on the side of an escalator is a shoe cleaner?

Have you ever pretended that the brushy thing on the side of an escalator is a shoe cleaner?

Rizz

Me jokingly flirting with a girl Me scared as to what to do next Girl I'm friends with Her flirting back

Me jokingly flirting with a girl Me scared as to what to do next Girl I'm friends with Her flirting back

Technology Increases

When you can finally afford a new console to enjoy upgraded graphics and gameplay Umanungs WOW Ja

When you can finally afford a new console to enjoy upgraded graphics and gameplay Umanungs WOW Ja

Free At Last

Boss: If you're going to quit I want at least 2 weeks notice... Me: HASE @officialworkmemes YOU GET NOTHING!

Boss: If you're going to quit I want at least 2 weeks notice... Me: HASE @officialworkmemes YOU GET NOTHING!

Cat Parent

They don't know theyre my reason for living

They don't know theyre my reason for living

Wisdom Arrives With Time

8 years old me after losing eraser: 25 years old me after losing everything: very sad Anyway...F

8 years old me after losing eraser: 25 years old me after losing everything: very sad Anyway...F

Manifesting

ZZ @derick123zz If you laugh at other people's conditions, you will be like them in future @persianthoughtz Bill gates LMAO Bill gates is a billionaire LMAOOO!!

ZZ @derick123zz If you laugh at other people's conditions, you will be like them in future @persianthoughtz Bill gates LMAO Bill gates is a billionaire LMAOOO!!

Galaxy Brained Thinking

You won't have a check engine light if you don't have an dash. Follow for more car tips

You won't have a check engine light if you don't have an dash. Follow for more car tips

We Live In A Society

what's on your mind? anderson @xvkinggg TYO OTODAY YEARS OLD There is no physical evidence to say that today is Thursday, we all just have to trust that someone kept count since the first one ever.

what's on your mind? anderson @xvkinggg TYO OTODAY YEARS OLD There is no physical evidence to say that today is Thursday, we all just have to trust that someone kept count since the first one ever.

Just Make Up Some More

Henpecked Hal @Henpecked Hal www There's no limit to a child's imagination? My 2 year old is yelling at me for taking too big of a bite from her pretend sandwich and she can't make another one because we're all out of pretend bread.

Henpecked Hal @Henpecked Hal www There's no limit to a child's imagination? My 2 year old is yelling at me for taking too big of a bite from her pretend sandwich and she can't make another one because we're all out of pretend bread.

Assessment

My daughter was 'graded' 7/10 and 14/10 in her homework (just to color some objects) last week and 2weeks ago so I wrote in her correspondence book that 14/10 was an error. School replied "Tara's Mum, those were dates. We do not grade toddlers." I am embarrassed for myself.

My daughter was 'graded' 7/10 and 14/10 in her homework (just to color some objects) last week and 2weeks ago so I wrote in her correspondence book that 14/10 was an error. School replied "Tara's Mum, those were dates. We do not grade toddlers." I am embarrassed for myself.

Daylight Coming And He Want To Go Home

Many people do not realize the struggle of the Tally Man in tallying bananas.

Many people do not realize the struggle of the Tally Man in tallying bananas.

Couple Goals

Incredible work, Becca WELCOME TO becca's wedding °))) FEATURING JACK FRIDAY 25 2023 AUGUST

Incredible work, Becca WELCOME TO becca's wedding °))) FEATURING JACK FRIDAY 25 2023 AUGUST