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Millennial are Brand Sluts
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Participation is its Own Trophy
![[Scene anervous-looking older man meets with a millennial in a darkened alley. Millennial: what's the target? Man I don't know if I want to do this Millennial people don't come to us until they've made up their minds Man Alright. Styrofoam cups Millennial: Six months and they're gone Man: Can millennials really kill styrofoam cups? Millennial: we can kill anything, but not cheaply. Man: I can pay. I work for a plasti- Millennial: I don't need to know and frankly I don't care. One of us will deliver a routing number to a Zurich account. Two billion euros, then we start Man: Al..alright. Millennial: It will be your last chance to reconsider. Once the money is processed you'll have no contact with us again Man I understand. It has to be done. Millennial: Then it's sealed. The cups will join chain restaurants and diamonds in the void Man: Thank. .thank you Millennial: We don't require thanks. Participation is its own trophy Source: brainstatic](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/317/617/6c2.jpg)
![[Scene anervous-looking older man meets with a millennial in a darkened alley. Millennial: what's the target? Man I don't know if I want to do this Millennial people don't come to us until they've made up their minds Man Alright. Styrofoam cups Millennial: Six months and they're gone Man: Can millennials really kill styrofoam cups? Millennial: we can kill anything, but not cheaply. Man: I can pay. I work for a plasti- Millennial: I don't need to know and frankly I don't care. One of us will deliver a routing number to a Zurich account. Two billion euros, then we start Man: Al..alright. Millennial: It will be your last chance to reconsider. Once the money is processed you'll have no contact with us again Man I understand. It has to be done. Millennial: Then it's sealed. The cups will join chain restaurants and diamonds in the void Man: Thank. .thank you Millennial: We don't require thanks. Participation is its own trophy Source: brainstatic](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/317/617/6c2.jpg)
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Why Not Boats?
![< To Magazine Home Page Why Aren't Millennials Buying Boats? By Fiona McGlynn Millennials participate in boating at similar rates to their parents, yet they're far less likely to actually own a boat. Why? Here's a millennial's perspective. Former Bain & Co. management consultant, millennial Fiona McGlynn, is on a sailing sabbatical with her husband, Robin. At press time, the young couple had just crossed the South Pacific and made safe landfall, realizing one of their boating dreams. "So, where are all the boaters your age?" asked a 60-something-year-old, at a patio bar on Gabriola Island in British Columbia. "When I was your age we all had boats and had great big raft-ups out on the water](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/303/728/834.png)
![< To Magazine Home Page Why Aren't Millennials Buying Boats? By Fiona McGlynn Millennials participate in boating at similar rates to their parents, yet they're far less likely to actually own a boat. Why? Here's a millennial's perspective. Former Bain & Co. management consultant, millennial Fiona McGlynn, is on a sailing sabbatical with her husband, Robin. At press time, the young couple had just crossed the South Pacific and made safe landfall, realizing one of their boating dreams. "So, where are all the boaters your age?" asked a 60-something-year-old, at a patio bar on Gabriola Island in British Columbia. "When I was your age we all had boats and had great big raft-ups out on the water](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/303/728/834.png)
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Cross Applebees off the list
![81%. 1:31 PM SAVE SHARE BUSINESS INSIDER Applebee's is ditching millennials after they forced hundreds of restaurant closures 8/27/2017 9:25 AM Kate Taylor Applebee's has given up on millennials. Earlier in August, executives announced that the chain plans to close between 105 and 135 locations this year. Applebee's closed 46 locations in 2016 Sales have been declining, with same- store sales dropping 7% in the most recent quarter. The chain's failed attempt to win over millennial diners is at least partially to blame for struggles, according to executives. Page 1 of 5](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/289/212/89e.png)
![81%. 1:31 PM SAVE SHARE BUSINESS INSIDER Applebee's is ditching millennials after they forced hundreds of restaurant closures 8/27/2017 9:25 AM Kate Taylor Applebee's has given up on millennials. Earlier in August, executives announced that the chain plans to close between 105 and 135 locations this year. Applebee's closed 46 locations in 2016 Sales have been declining, with same- store sales dropping 7% in the most recent quarter. The chain's failed attempt to win over millennial diners is at least partially to blame for struggles, according to executives. Page 1 of 5](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/289/212/89e.png)
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All The Things Millennials Killed
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![How Millennials Ended the Running Boom Millennials are killing the beer industry Now millennial re Millennials Killing Credit, are killing How hipster millennials are killing the Big Mac LA How millennials killed the focus group Millennials are killing chains like Buffalo Wild Wings Did Millennials Kill the 9-to-5 Workday, or Just Point Out That It's Dead? Millennials are killing a $1 billion diet staple andApplebeeHave Millennials Killed Serendipity Millennials are killing relationships and we should be concerned Millennials are killing the dinner date How Millennials Are Ruining the Ihe bea Death Throes of Democracy: Millennials Millennials Have Killed the Workforce Will The Millennial Generation Kill Home Depo McDonald's McWrap Millennials Are Fine Without Fabric Softener: P&C汇ooks to Fis How Millennials Lack Of Manners Is That Here's How Millennials Have Killed Crowdfunding Killing Class Why Are Millennials Killing Millennials are now ruining the Olympics Are Millennials Killing The Car Industry? Their Bosses llennials are killing the napkin industry Millennials are allegedly ruining Millennials Turning Away From Cruises And Casinos Millennials Are Killing Lunch Why aren't millennials hotelsfor every other generation MILLENNIALS' WANDERLUST IS KILLING THE CANADIAN TOURISM INDUSTRY nnials-you'v aving Sex officially ruined handshakes Millennials are killing gyms Millennials Are Killing America: for everyone How Millennials Killed J. Crew Promiscuous" Millennials Are Killing McDonald's Millennials say American Dream is Dead? They killed it Vill millennials kill Part One Millennials Are Millennials Killing the Vacation? home ownership? Are Killing the Oil Industry Millennials are killing the Millennial generation could kil the NFL Millennials have officially golf industry Did Millennials Kill Fashion? Millennials don't like Millennials Aren't Hypocrites: They Just Prefer jkilling Harley's sales Millennials are killing the Millennials aren't eating cereal because it's too much work ruined brunch Have Millennials Killed Hotel Loyalty Programs? Did Millennials Kill The movie business Millennials leaving church in droves, motorcycles, and that's to kill Trees a Hangout Sitcom? How Millennials (Almost) study finds Millennials are killing department storesilled the Wine Cork](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/285/901/c70.jpg)
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Millennials are Murders
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![How Millennials Ended the Running Boom als Ended the Running Boom Millennials are killing the beer industry Now millennial re Millennials Killing Credit, are killing How hipster millennials are killing the Big Mac LA How millennials killed the focus group Millennials are killing chains like Buffalo Wild Wings Did Millennials Kill the 9-to-5 Workday, or Just Point Out That It's Dead? Millennials are killing a $1 billion diet staple andApplebee'Have Millennials Killed Serendipity Millennials are killing relationships and we should be concerned Millennials are killing the dinner date How Millennials Are Ruining the Ihe bea Death Throes of Democracy: Millennials Millennials Have Killed the Workforce Will The Millennial Generation Kill Home Depo McDonald's McWrap Millennials Are Fine Without Fabrie Softener: P&G Looks to FiN How Millennials Lack Of Manners Is That Here's How Millennials Have Killed Crowdfunding Killing Class Why Are Millennials Killing Millennials are now ruining the Olympics Are Millennials Killing The Car Industry? Their Bosses Millennials are allegedly ruining illennials are killing the napkin industry Millennials Turning Away From Cruises And Casinos Millennials Are Killing Lunch Why aren't millennials hotelsfor every other generation MILLENNIALS' WANDERLUST IS KILLING THE CANADIAN TOURISM INDUSTRY nnials-you'v aving Sex officially ruined handshakes How Millennials Killed J. Crew Promiscuous" Millennials Are Killing McDonald's Millennials say American Dream is Dead? They killed it Millennials are killing gyms Millennials Are Killing America: Will millennials kill Part One for everyone Are Millennials Killing the Vacation? home ownership? Are Killing the Oil Industry Millennials are killing the Millennial generation could kil the NFL Millennials have officially golf industry Did Millennials Kill Fashion? Millennials Millennials don't like Millennials Aren't Hypocrites: They Just Prefer jkilling Harley's sales Millennials are killing the Millennials aren't eating cereal because it's too much work ruined brunch Have Millennials Killed Hotel Loyalty Programs? Did Millennials Kill The movie business Millennials leaving church in droves, Hangout Sitcom2How Millennials (Almost) motorcycles, and that's to Kill Trees study finds Millennials are killing department storesilled the Wine Cork](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/285/734/973.jpg)
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Mortal Lewdness
![bogleech Apparently McDonald's also said they're getting killed by millenials and one of their CEO's said it's because millenials don't have "brand loyalty" and are instead "promiscuous" dvandom Brand sluts, the new Millennial Threat. redblack96 millenials are cucking McDonalds hooligan-nova Is this... commodity fetishism?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/263/710/4db.png)
![bogleech Apparently McDonald's also said they're getting killed by millenials and one of their CEO's said it's because millenials don't have "brand loyalty" and are instead "promiscuous" dvandom Brand sluts, the new Millennial Threat. redblack96 millenials are cucking McDonalds hooligan-nova Is this... commodity fetishism?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/263/710/4db.png)
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What Does Fabric Softener Do?
![Eric Boehm @EricBoehm87 Follow But what exactly does fabric softener do? It's always seemed like a scam to me](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/201/612/20a.png)
![Eric Boehm @EricBoehm87 Follow But what exactly does fabric softener do? It's always seemed like a scam to me](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/201/612/20a.png)
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Millennials Disrespecting Their Elders
![Noah Blundo @nblundo Follow The dreaded millennials are at it again, disrespecting their elders' beliefs in superfluous laundry chemicals.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/201/610/6a1.png)
![Noah Blundo @nblundo Follow The dreaded millennials are at it again, disrespecting their elders' beliefs in superfluous laundry chemicals.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/201/610/6a1.png)
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Death to Fabric Softener
![Nancy Friedman @Fritinancy Follow 1. Yes they do. 2. No one needs fabric softener. 3. Some product categories deserve to die. TIME @TIME Millennials don't know what fabric softener is for ti.me/2gJvpTK](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/201/605/123.png)
![Nancy Friedman @Fritinancy Follow 1. Yes they do. 2. No one needs fabric softener. 3. Some product categories deserve to die. TIME @TIME Millennials don't know what fabric softener is for ti.me/2gJvpTK](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/201/605/123.png)
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Millennials Are Killing Fabric Softener
![Tom Gara Φ @tomgara Follow Millennials, who know no God other than their own self indulgence, have turned their backs on fabric softener wsj.com/articles/fabri .. Millennials Are Fine Without Fabric Softener; P&G Looks to Fix That Adidas, Like Nike, Is Working on Sub-2 aldOHour Marathon Project BUSINESS Millennials Are Fine Without Fabric Softener; P&G Looks to Fix That Marketing push aims to reverse decade-long slide in the category](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/201/599/9ad.png)
![Tom Gara Φ @tomgara Follow Millennials, who know no God other than their own self indulgence, have turned their backs on fabric softener wsj.com/articles/fabri .. Millennials Are Fine Without Fabric Softener; P&G Looks to Fix That Adidas, Like Nike, Is Working on Sub-2 aldOHour Marathon Project BUSINESS Millennials Are Fine Without Fabric Softener; P&G Looks to Fix That Marketing push aims to reverse decade-long slide in the category](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/201/599/9ad.png)
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Local Millennials Ruin Everything
![i did it](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/165/659/b5d.png)
![i did it](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/165/659/b5d.png)
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I have $3
![The Economist @TheEconomist - 1. Juli Why arent millennials buying diamonds? econ.st/294G6yf Economist £7 911 1,1 Tsd. Danielle Allen @byDanielleAllen Folgen @TheEconomist IHAVES3 memecrunch co](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/165/563/9c6.png)
![The Economist @TheEconomist - 1. Juli Why arent millennials buying diamonds? econ.st/294G6yf Economist £7 911 1,1 Tsd. Danielle Allen @byDanielleAllen Folgen @TheEconomist IHAVES3 memecrunch co](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/165/563/9c6.png)
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Economist Response 2
!["source":https://twitter.com/rhysjamesy/status/748963333588516864](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/164/965/cf3.png)
!["source":https://twitter.com/rhysjamesy/status/748963333588516864](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/164/965/cf3.png)
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Economist Response
!["source":https://twitter.com/roborobb/status/748684129559056384](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/164/964/bac.png)
!["source":https://twitter.com/roborobb/status/748684129559056384](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/164/964/bac.png)
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I Work at a Grocery Store
![The Economist @TheEconomist Why aren't millennials buying diamonds? econ.st/294G6yf 15h The Economist 42-229 236 +-+--| Lifelong Iceland Fan @CowlonFullerton @TheEconomist I work at a grocery store](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/164/963/66d.png)
![The Economist @TheEconomist Why aren't millennials buying diamonds? econ.st/294G6yf 15h The Economist 42-229 236 +-+--| Lifelong Iceland Fan @CowlonFullerton @TheEconomist I work at a grocery store](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/164/963/66d.png)
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