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partybarackisinthehousetonight imagine if every single person in the world simultaneously said 'mayonnaise

partybarackisinthehousetonight imagine if every single person in the world simultaneously said 'mayonnaise

nemes do you think abraham lincoln jacked off ever 2,960 notes

nemes do you think abraham lincoln jacked off ever 2,960 notes

sharonosbourne: saddeer my printer can suck a d--- what kind of printer do you have

sharonosbourne: saddeer my printer can suck a d--- what kind of printer do you have

foxmetal foxmetal you know how people say if a fly lands on your food it pooped because it poops everytime it stops flying? imagine if humans pooped everytime they landed omfg human dont fly nvm

foxmetal foxmetal you know how people say if a fly lands on your food it pooped because it poops everytime it stops flying? imagine if humans pooped everytime they landed omfg human dont fly nvm

drunken-statements inthatmomentisweariwantedpizza destielarryziam australiansanta gueerlava how do mermaids have babies do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes why didn't tarzan have a beard how many things are there why didn't aladdin have n------ if siamese twins have two separate vaginas do they get their periods at the same time this is what yahoo paid 1.1 billion dollars for

drunken-statements inthatmomentisweariwantedpizza destielarryziam australiansanta gueerlava how do mermaids have babies do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes why didn't tarzan have a beard how many things are there why didn't aladdin have n------ if siamese twins have two separate vaginas do they get their periods at the same time this is what yahoo paid 1.1 billion dollars for

elisetheawesome: kyoukokirigiri why do we call periods "periods" when we can call them something cooler like "bloodstain fever" or "the crimson horror" are u guys okay

elisetheawesome: kyoukokirigiri why do we call periods "periods" when we can call them something cooler like "bloodstain fever" or "the crimson horror" are u guys okay

winchestercodependency ibecameacat what if all your fingers just turned into tongues... like what would you even do dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off

winchestercodependency ibecameacat what if all your fingers just turned into tongues... like what would you even do dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off

flandusdestiel gothairlsonly everything is a boomerang if you throw it upwards i have seen a new world

flandusdestiel gothairlsonly everything is a boomerang if you throw it upwards i have seen a new world

sloth-grunge do you think if i die now ill have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby Source: sloth-grunge

sloth-grunge do you think if i die now ill have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby Source: sloth-grunge

auspisstice cyberdepressed HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS Source: madfawn

auspisstice cyberdepressed HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS Source: madfawn

ipierpontcriss why can't potatoes talk go to bed

ipierpontcriss why can't potatoes talk go to bed

babyferaligator without n------ boobs would just be buttcheeks that dont poop

babyferaligator without n------ boobs would just be buttcheeks that dont poop

deanprincesster wnat ithe pope resigned becausehe's pregnant with the newjesus and mtv makes a show about it called sistine and pregnant

deanprincesster wnat ithe pope resigned becausehe's pregnant with the newjesus and mtv makes a show about it called sistine and pregnant

emilyfreakingstark xxbeccam WHAT IF YOU WERE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE AND YOU SAW THE BULGE AT THEIR CROTCH AND THOUGHT IT WAS A BONER SO YOU TOOK OFF THEIR BOXERS AND THIS TINY AIRPLANE JUST TOOK OFF AND FLEW INTO THE SKY AND THEIR ENTIRE CROTCH WAS JUST A MINIATURE AIRPORT WHAT WOULD YOU DO Turn off computer Hibernate Turn Off Restart Cancel Source: lambrojolio

emilyfreakingstark xxbeccam WHAT IF YOU WERE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE AND YOU SAW THE BULGE AT THEIR CROTCH AND THOUGHT IT WAS A BONER SO YOU TOOK OFF THEIR BOXERS AND THIS TINY AIRPLANE JUST TOOK OFF AND FLEW INTO THE SKY AND THEIR ENTIRE CROTCH WAS JUST A MINIATURE AIRPORT WHAT WOULD YOU DO Turn off computer Hibernate Turn Off Restart Cancel Source: lambrojolio

my-tenth-doctor conveysS i just realized that the voice in my head when i read things isn't my own voice omg whose is it does that mean that someone in the world could be reading something in their head with your voice

my-tenth-doctor conveysS i just realized that the voice in my head when i read things isn't my own voice omg whose is it does that mean that someone in the world could be reading something in their head with your voice

versustoday roses are red violets are blue get into bed, yabbadabbadoo Source: versustoday

versustoday roses are red violets are blue get into bed, yabbadabbadoo Source: versustoday

volunteernerdfighter khakisun what if lions yodeled instead of roared. i mean you can hear a lion's roar from eight kilometers away so just imagine hearing a faint yodeling in the middle of the african savannah Sleep Hibernate Shut down

volunteernerdfighter khakisun what if lions yodeled instead of roared. i mean you can hear a lion's roar from eight kilometers away so just imagine hearing a faint yodeling in the middle of the african savannah Sleep Hibernate Shut down

doctorpsycho gurotesquegirl LESS THAN 3 HOURS OF SLEEP I FEEL GREAT LETS GO DO SOMETHING LETS GO KILL A DUDE eople who have been wake for so long they no onger have boundaries

doctorpsycho gurotesquegirl LESS THAN 3 HOURS OF SLEEP I FEEL GREAT LETS GO DO SOMETHING LETS GO KILL A DUDE eople who have been wake for so long they no onger have boundaries

221bec lou-zer What if car horns are just cars' g-spots and their honks are screams of pleasure.

221bec lou-zer What if car horns are just cars' g-spots and their honks are screams of pleasure.

21,167 loaning what if ice creams licked you back

21,167 loaning what if ice creams licked you back

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