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I NEED HELP SHOVING MONEY INTO CANDY BARS. I WANT MY HALLOWEEN TREATS TO BE THE BEST ON THE BLOCK. I HAVE S17 WORTH OF NICKELS. IT WILL TAKE 4+ HOURS TO SHOVE THE MONEY INTO THE CANDY. MEET ME HERE MONDAY AT 4PM. IF YOU AVE ACCESS TO MORE NICKELS, BRING THOSE WITH YOU -CHRIS

I NEED HELP SHOVING MONEY INTO CANDY BARS. I WANT MY HALLOWEEN TREATS TO BE THE BEST ON THE BLOCK. I HAVE S17 WORTH OF NICKELS. IT WILL TAKE 4+ HOURS TO SHOVE THE MONEY INTO THE CANDY. MEET ME HERE MONDAY AT 4PM. IF YOU AVE ACCESS TO MORE NICKELS, BRING THOSE WITH YOU -CHRIS

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BIKE THEFT IS ON THE RISE IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD AND I'M WORRIED. MY BIKE IS HOW I GET TO WORK. LETS DISCUSS THIS ASAP MAYBE I SHOULDN'T BE SO WORRIED. MEET ME BY THIS FENCE AT 4PM SUNDAY, I'LL HAVE MY CAT WITH ME BECAUSE SHE HAS TO GET SPRAYED THAT DAY -CHRIS

BIKE THEFT IS ON THE RISE IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD AND I'M WORRIED. MY BIKE IS HOW I GET TO WORK. LETS DISCUSS THIS ASAP MAYBE I SHOULDN'T BE SO WORRIED. MEET ME BY THIS FENCE AT 4PM SUNDAY, I'LL HAVE MY CAT WITH ME BECAUSE SHE HAS TO GET SPRAYED THAT DAY -CHRIS

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IT SNOWED TOO MUCH FOR ME TO WEAR SHOES. I NEED A PAIR OF CROSS COUNTRY SKIS FOR MY FEET. IF YOU HAVE AN EXTRA PAIR, PLEASE MEET ME HERE AT 4PM ON THURS. I'LL BE WEARING LOAFERS COVERED IN PLASTIC BAGS. I'LL WAVE AT YOU. THAT WILL BE THE SIGNAL TO HAND ME THE SKIS. YOU CAN HAVE MY SHOES CHRIS

IT SNOWED TOO MUCH FOR ME TO WEAR SHOES. I NEED A PAIR OF CROSS COUNTRY SKIS FOR MY FEET. IF YOU HAVE AN EXTRA PAIR, PLEASE MEET ME HERE AT 4PM ON THURS. I'LL BE WEARING LOAFERS COVERED IN PLASTIC BAGS. I'LL WAVE AT YOU. THAT WILL BE THE SIGNAL TO HAND ME THE SKIS. YOU CAN HAVE MY SHOES CHRIS

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THIS GARBAGE SMELLS WEIRD. I NOTICE IT EVERY TIME I WALK BY THIS PLACE. IF YOU AGREE, WE SHOULD DEFINITELY GET TOGETHER I HAVE A STRONG SENSE OF SMELL SO PLEASE DO NOT WEAR COLOGNE. MEET ME HERE AT 6PM, (BECAUSE I HAVE A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT AT 4PM.) -CHRIS

THIS GARBAGE SMELLS WEIRD. I NOTICE IT EVERY TIME I WALK BY THIS PLACE. IF YOU AGREE, WE SHOULD DEFINITELY GET TOGETHER I HAVE A STRONG SENSE OF SMELL SO PLEASE DO NOT WEAR COLOGNE. MEET ME HERE AT 6PM, (BECAUSE I HAVE A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT AT 4PM.) -CHRIS

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LOOKING FOR GOLFERS IN THE TRI STATE AREA WHO WANT TO GET A BEER AND TALK. I'M AVAILABLE MONDAYS AND WEDNESDAYS AFTER 4PM. IF YOU WANT TO GET A BEER (LIGHT BEER) MEET ME RIGHT HERE NEXT WEDNS- DAY AT 4:30PM -CHRIS

LOOKING FOR GOLFERS IN THE TRI STATE AREA WHO WANT TO GET A BEER AND TALK. I'M AVAILABLE MONDAYS AND WEDNESDAYS AFTER 4PM. IF YOU WANT TO GET A BEER (LIGHT BEER) MEET ME RIGHT HERE NEXT WEDNS- DAY AT 4:30PM -CHRIS

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THEY MAY RAISE SUBWAY FAIR AGAIN. I HAVE TAKEN THE SUBWAY THIS MANY TIMES THIS YEAR: THAT'S LIKE 40,000 DOLLARS WORTH OF SUBWAY. MEET ME HERE IF YOU'VE RIDDEN MORE THAN ME. 4PM TOMMOROW (BRING RECEIPTS FOR PROOF) -CHRIS

THEY MAY RAISE SUBWAY FAIR AGAIN. I HAVE TAKEN THE SUBWAY THIS MANY TIMES THIS YEAR: THAT'S LIKE 40,000 DOLLARS WORTH OF SUBWAY. MEET ME HERE IF YOU'VE RIDDEN MORE THAN ME. 4PM TOMMOROW (BRING RECEIPTS FOR PROOF) -CHRIS

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I'M TIRED OF PAYING FOR SUBWAY RIDES. I NEED A DIRTBIKE MOTORCYCLE ← DIRT-BIKE IAMABLE TO PAY ON A LA M AWAY PROGRAM. MEET Ex BAMOTORCYCLE. I'LL AT PROBA4:15 THURSDAY HERE SITTING ON THAT BENCH ETZEL RODS. 4p PRABLY EATING SOME -CHRIS

I'M TIRED OF PAYING FOR SUBWAY RIDES. I NEED A DIRTBIKE MOTORCYCLE ← DIRT-BIKE IAMABLE TO PAY ON A LA M AWAY PROGRAM. MEET Ex BAMOTORCYCLE. I'LL AT PROBA4:15 THURSDAY HERE SITTING ON THAT BENCH ETZEL RODS. 4p PRABLY EATING SOME -CHRIS

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I WANT TO EAT CHICKEN WINGS FOR THE SUPER BOWL. BUT THEY NEED TO BE EXTRA SPICY. I'M GOING TO ADD KEROSENE TO SPICE THE SAUCE UP. MEET ME HERE AT 4PM TO TRY THEM. I WILL BRING SIX ROOTBEERS. YOU SHOULD BRING ME A COUPLE BUCKS FOR THE EXTRA SPICES, BECAUSE KEROSENE IS EXPENSIVE -CHRIS

I WANT TO EAT CHICKEN WINGS FOR THE SUPER BOWL. BUT THEY NEED TO BE EXTRA SPICY. I'M GOING TO ADD KEROSENE TO SPICE THE SAUCE UP. MEET ME HERE AT 4PM TO TRY THEM. I WILL BRING SIX ROOTBEERS. YOU SHOULD BRING ME A COUPLE BUCKS FOR THE EXTRA SPICES, BECAUSE KEROSENE IS EXPENSIVE -CHRIS

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I DROPPED A PAIR OF SCISSORS BEHIND MY STOVE, BUT MY ARMS ARE TOO BIG TO REACH THEM. IF YOU HAVE A CHILD WITH AT 4PM TUESDAY. WE'LL SLIM ARMS, MEET ME HERE TAKE HIM TO MY HOUSE AND SEE IF HIS ARMS F BEHIND MY STOVE FIREPROOF GLOVES LIGHT SNACK -CHRIS

I DROPPED A PAIR OF SCISSORS BEHIND MY STOVE, BUT MY ARMS ARE TOO BIG TO REACH THEM. IF YOU HAVE A CHILD WITH AT 4PM TUESDAY. WE'LL SLIM ARMS, MEET ME HERE TAKE HIM TO MY HOUSE AND SEE IF HIS ARMS F BEHIND MY STOVE FIREPROOF GLOVES LIGHT SNACK -CHRIS

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MY EYE HAS STARTED TO BOTHER ME. I THINK IT'S RED EYE. IT LOOKS LIKE THIS: RED RED RED I NEED A SECOND OPINION MEET ME HERE AT 4PM TO TAKE A CLOSER LOOK. DON'T WORRY I WON'T SHAKE YOUR HAND --CHRIS

MY EYE HAS STARTED TO BOTHER ME. I THINK IT'S RED EYE. IT LOOKS LIKE THIS: RED RED RED I NEED A SECOND OPINION MEET ME HERE AT 4PM TO TAKE A CLOSER LOOK. DON'T WORRY I WON'T SHAKE YOUR HAND --CHRIS

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IF YOU FOUND A GLOVE IN THIS PARK, WE SHOULD MEET ASAP. THAT WAS MY FAVORITE PAIR OF GLOVES AND NOW I HAVE ONLY ONE GLOVE. I'LL BE HERE AROUND 4 PM TOMORROW WEARING A PONCHO BECAUSE IT'S SUPPOSED TO RAIN. IF I'M NOT HERE, I'LL BE UNDER THAT CANOPY AND I'LL WAVE TO YOU AND NOD. -CHRIS

IF YOU FOUND A GLOVE IN THIS PARK, WE SHOULD MEET ASAP. THAT WAS MY FAVORITE PAIR OF GLOVES AND NOW I HAVE ONLY ONE GLOVE. I'LL BE HERE AROUND 4 PM TOMORROW WEARING A PONCHO BECAUSE IT'S SUPPOSED TO RAIN. IF I'M NOT HERE, I'LL BE UNDER THAT CANOPY AND I'LL WAVE TO YOU AND NOD. -CHRIS

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I'M STARTING A NEW NFL TEAM. I NEED A QUARTER- BACK. MEET ME HERE ON SUPERBOWL SUNDAY AT 4AM. PLEASE WEAR A FORMAL SWEATER. IF YOU CAN'T MAKE IT AT 4AM THEN YOU ARE NOT DEDICATED ENOUGH TO BE THE QUARTERBACK. IF TWO PEOPLE COME AT 4AM, I WILL DECIDE BASED ON YOUR SWEATER. --CHRIS

I'M STARTING A NEW NFL TEAM. I NEED A QUARTER- BACK. MEET ME HERE ON SUPERBOWL SUNDAY AT 4AM. PLEASE WEAR A FORMAL SWEATER. IF YOU CAN'T MAKE IT AT 4AM THEN YOU ARE NOT DEDICATED ENOUGH TO BE THE QUARTERBACK. IF TWO PEOPLE COME AT 4AM, I WILL DECIDE BASED ON YOUR SWEATER. --CHRIS

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BUS STOP SC B71 IF OTHER PEOPLE ARE HAVING A PROBLEM WITH THIS BUS LINE, MEET ME HERE PROMPTLY AT 4PM TOMORROW TO DISCUSS. WE COULD GET A COFFEE (OR A SMOOTHIE) AT THAT PLACE UP THE STREET PLEASE BRING YOUR BUS PASS AND PROOF OF N.Y RESIDENCY 参 -CHRIS

BUS STOP SC B71 IF OTHER PEOPLE ARE HAVING A PROBLEM WITH THIS BUS LINE, MEET ME HERE PROMPTLY AT 4PM TOMORROW TO DISCUSS. WE COULD GET A COFFEE (OR A SMOOTHIE) AT THAT PLACE UP THE STREET PLEASE BRING YOUR BUS PASS AND PROOF OF N.Y RESIDENCY 参 -CHRIS

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I JUST INVENTEDA TOUCHDOWN DANCE FOR THE SUPERBOWL. NO ONE HAS SEEN IT YET EXCEPT MY CAT (SHE'S DEAD NOW). I DON'T THINK MY DANCE KILLED HER, BUTI MAY HAVE SOMETHING DANGEROUS ON MY HANDS. MEET ME HERE AT 4PM TUES YOU SHOULD WEAR GOGGLES OR A HELMET FOR SAFETY REASONS. -CHRIS

I JUST INVENTEDA TOUCHDOWN DANCE FOR THE SUPERBOWL. NO ONE HAS SEEN IT YET EXCEPT MY CAT (SHE'S DEAD NOW). I DON'T THINK MY DANCE KILLED HER, BUTI MAY HAVE SOMETHING DANGEROUS ON MY HANDS. MEET ME HERE AT 4PM TUES YOU SHOULD WEAR GOGGLES OR A HELMET FOR SAFETY REASONS. -CHRIS

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I NEED TO GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING BUT I DON'T HAVE A CAR. MEET ME HERE AT 4PM ON MONDAY TO TAKE ME TO STORES. THESE ONES ←Best Buys -StArbUCRMoy be PETCO Not Old Na YOU CAN WAIT IN THE PARKING LOT WHILE I SHOP I WILL BRING SOME OLD MAGAZINES AND CATALOGS FOR YOU TO READ WHILE YOU WAIT Sure ye+ --CHRIS

I NEED TO GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING BUT I DON'T HAVE A CAR. MEET ME HERE AT 4PM ON MONDAY TO TAKE ME TO STORES. THESE ONES ←Best Buys -StArbUCRMoy be PETCO Not Old Na YOU CAN WAIT IN THE PARKING LOT WHILE I SHOP I WILL BRING SOME OLD MAGAZINES AND CATALOGS FOR YOU TO READ WHILE YOU WAIT Sure ye+ --CHRIS

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I GOT A NEW CAT, BUT IT DIED THE SAME DAY I PICKED IT UP. HEALTHY LIkE THS Now AM I DOING SOMETHING WRONG? IF YOU ARE A CAT SPECIALIST MEET ME HERE AT 4PM ON WEDNESDAY. BRING YOUR DIPLOMA, BECAUSE I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE ADVICE FROM AN AMATEUR. --CHRIS

I GOT A NEW CAT, BUT IT DIED THE SAME DAY I PICKED IT UP. HEALTHY LIkE THS Now AM I DOING SOMETHING WRONG? IF YOU ARE A CAT SPECIALIST MEET ME HERE AT 4PM ON WEDNESDAY. BRING YOUR DIPLOMA, BECAUSE I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE ADVICE FROM AN AMATEUR. --CHRIS

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TONY LUPT OIN LEND WILL THE GLOBAL FINANCIAL CRISIS (GFC) AFFECT ME? IDON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT IT SO IF YOU KNOW AND WOULD LIKE TO TELL ME THEN MEET ME HERE AT 4PM TOMORROW TM SURE YOU KNOWA GOOD PLAG WECEAROUND HERE OULD GO TO TALK, IF DOS KING A FRIEND WHO TA VS PAYMENT I COULD STRIKE, BUT ON 1-yol in OU BOWLING AT FRIDJRE 6PAr SLY MIDWEEK ORWILAND YOUR FOR HIMSELFS HAVE TO PAY SORRY -CRAIG

TONY LUPT OIN LEND WILL THE GLOBAL FINANCIAL CRISIS (GFC) AFFECT ME? IDON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT IT SO IF YOU KNOW AND WOULD LIKE TO TELL ME THEN MEET ME HERE AT 4PM TOMORROW TM SURE YOU KNOWA GOOD PLAG WECEAROUND HERE OULD GO TO TALK, IF DOS KING A FRIEND WHO TA VS PAYMENT I COULD STRIKE, BUT ON 1-yol in OU BOWLING AT FRIDJRE 6PAr SLY MIDWEEK ORWILAND YOUR FOR HIMSELFS HAVE TO PAY SORRY -CRAIG

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DO YOU LIKE FANCY DRESS? 「D LIKE TO START A GROUP WHERE WE MEET UP AND RIDE TRAINS IN COSTUME. MY FAVOURITE COSTUME IS A PIRATE OUTFIT ON THE TOP HALF BUT HAS CLOWN PANTS AND BIG SHOES. YOU CAN WEAR WHATEVER YOU LIKE BUT TIGHT GAYON MEN ARE A BIT SUNDAY MEET ME HERE ON SUNDAY SAVER TIC UAAT 10AM WITH YOUR MAYBE TO BRIGHELL TAKE THE TRAIN HY GRANTON WE CAN VISIT PE DEA MOTHER. SHE'S A KUp YOU'LL HAVE TO - CRAIG

DO YOU LIKE FANCY DRESS? 「D LIKE TO START A GROUP WHERE WE MEET UP AND RIDE TRAINS IN COSTUME. MY FAVOURITE COSTUME IS A PIRATE OUTFIT ON THE TOP HALF BUT HAS CLOWN PANTS AND BIG SHOES. YOU CAN WEAR WHATEVER YOU LIKE BUT TIGHT GAYON MEN ARE A BIT SUNDAY MEET ME HERE ON SUNDAY SAVER TIC UAAT 10AM WITH YOUR MAYBE TO BRIGHELL TAKE THE TRAIN HY GRANTON WE CAN VISIT PE DEA MOTHER. SHE'S A KUp YOU'LL HAVE TO - CRAIG

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IM PRETTY SURE I'VE INVENTED A TIME MACHINE AND IF ALL IS GOING ACCORDING TO PLAN, I'LL MATERIALISE RIGHT HERE AT 11:37AM ON FRIDAY. THIS IS JUST A COURTESY NOTE TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE NOT STANDING IN THIS SPOT AT THE TIME. THINGS MIGHT GET QUITE MESSY IF YOU ARE. ALSO,I WON'T BE ARRIVING IN A DELOREAN, BE NAKED, OR BE HALF MAN HALF FLY. THIS ISN'T THE F------ MOVIES YOU KNOW CRAIG Colleg

IM PRETTY SURE I'VE INVENTED A TIME MACHINE AND IF ALL IS GOING ACCORDING TO PLAN, I'LL MATERIALISE RIGHT HERE AT 11:37AM ON FRIDAY. THIS IS JUST A COURTESY NOTE TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE NOT STANDING IN THIS SPOT AT THE TIME. THINGS MIGHT GET QUITE MESSY IF YOU ARE. ALSO,I WON'T BE ARRIVING IN A DELOREAN, BE NAKED, OR BE HALF MAN HALF FLY. THIS ISN'T THE F------ MOVIES YOU KNOW CRAIG Colleg

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