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*Circle time, teacher is reading story* *me, 2nd grade* *Release the loudest fart, it shakes the floor* POKER FACE OH GOD WHY

*Circle time, teacher is reading story* *me, 2nd grade* *Release the loudest fart, it shakes the floor* POKER FACE OH GOD WHY

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*intentionally decided to walk around with an obvious boner, hoping girls would see it and want to f---* *me, 8th grade* HATERS GONNA HATE OH GOD WHY

*intentionally decided to walk around with an obvious boner, hoping girls would see it and want to f---* *me, 8th grade* HATERS GONNA HATE OH GOD WHY

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Sonshow conv inced ygeit that I'm bisexual (I' not)* *le me 14* *told my Mom and Dad* Mom, Dad, I'm bisexual! OH GOD WHY

Sonshow conv inced ygeit that I'm bisexual (I' not)* *le me 14* *told my Mom and Dad* Mom, Dad, I'm bisexual! OH GOD WHY

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*Get prepubescent boner from looking at girls in their panties* le me Year 2 at school getting changed for P.E.* *total pervert* *Show nearest girl the bulge* *Soon every girl looking at my d--- bump* *She gets her friend* * I make it move while singing the circus song ("Entry Of The Gladiators") * *All girls amazed and ask me to do it again* *tu tu tu turu tu tu* *Look up, see teacher looking at me, shaking it around surrounded by girls* *Never talk to any of the girls again * tu tu tu turu tu tu OH GOD WHY

*Get prepubescent boner from looking at girls in their panties* le me Year 2 at school getting changed for P.E.* *total pervert* *Show nearest girl the bulge* *Soon every girl looking at my d--- bump* *She gets her friend* * I make it move while singing the circus song ("Entry Of The Gladiators") * *All girls amazed and ask me to do it again* *tu tu tu turu tu tu* *Look up, see teacher looking at me, shaking it around surrounded by girls* *Never talk to any of the girls again * tu tu tu turu tu tu OH GOD WHY

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BE THE ALT to Be - THE EART *In kinderga asian teach *me 4 years old* *Kiss her on the cheek, she laughs.* xtell her to bend over,I say I have to tell her secret * E THE ALT TO BE PLAce THE EART *all friends see, f----- boss* *get huge boner, think it will rip my power rangers sweatpants. * UCKYEA *piss self a little, take off pants and underwear* *have to pee, run to bathroom * kwalk into class half naked with boner, thinking teacher likes me * Fo *get sent to office, wait for parents* *dad gives me high-five* *mom yells at me* OH GOD WHY

BE THE ALT to Be - THE EART *In kinderga asian teach *me 4 years old* *Kiss her on the cheek, she laughs.* xtell her to bend over,I say I have to tell her secret * E THE ALT TO BE PLAce THE EART *all friends see, f----- boss* *get huge boner, think it will rip my power rangers sweatpants. * UCKYEA *piss self a little, take off pants and underwear* *have to pee, run to bathroom * kwalk into class half naked with boner, thinking teacher likes me * Fo *get sent to office, wait for parents* *dad gives me high-five* *mom yells at me* OH GOD WHY

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*have to take a s---* *At school during class* *nervous because never s--- in school bathroom before* *me 6th grade* ask teacher to go to bathroom* *feeling explosive s--- approaching from bowls* you can go now" *finally i can *she tells me to wait * -leave for the bathroom* "maybe i just have to fart" *in bathroom, still nervous about s------- in school bathroom* *s---- pants in school bathroom* enter stall* underwear is covered in s---* *fart* * remove underwear* kblac piss* *put underwear in hoodie pocket walks in to *now free balling in jeans* it smells like s--- in hear yo *black kid still in bathroom* *In class* kthrows underwear in trash before he notices and goes back to class* "hey, you have s--- in your hand. .." friend notices s--- stain on hand* "no its just chocolate" klicks s--- off hand* "prove it" *he wants me to prove it* WORST . DAY. EVER'、 OH GOD WHY

*have to take a s---* *At school during class* *nervous because never s--- in school bathroom before* *me 6th grade* ask teacher to go to bathroom* *feeling explosive s--- approaching from bowls* you can go now" *finally i can *she tells me to wait * -leave for the bathroom* "maybe i just have to fart" *in bathroom, still nervous about s------- in school bathroom* *s---- pants in school bathroom* enter stall* underwear is covered in s---* *fart* * remove underwear* kblac piss* *put underwear in hoodie pocket walks in to *now free balling in jeans* it smells like s--- in hear yo *black kid still in bathroom* *In class* kthrows underwear in trash before he notices and goes back to class* "hey, you have s--- in your hand. .." friend notices s--- stain on hand* "no its just chocolate" klicks s--- off hand* "prove it" *he wants me to prove it* WORST . DAY. EVER'、 OH GOD WHY

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*me 6 years old* *see younger sibling breast feed* *nothing* *try mine* *nothing* *convince friend to let me suck her nipple to see if milk comes out* *tell parents it didn't work* "I sucked her n------ and she sucked mine and nothing happens" *get yelled at* OH GOD WHY

*me 6 years old* *see younger sibling breast feed* *nothing* *try mine* *nothing* *convince friend to let me suck her nipple to see if milk comes out* *tell parents it didn't work* "I sucked her n------ and she sucked mine and nothing happens" *get yelled at* OH GOD WHY

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*In science class**Thinking about sex* *Me 16 years old* *teacher asks me to read* "this underwater ecosystem is home to several orgasms. . ." (5 "oh s--- i mean organisms" OH GOD WHY

*In science class**Thinking about sex* *Me 16 years old* *teacher asks me to read* "this underwater ecosystem is home to several orgasms. . ." (5 "oh s--- i mean organisms" OH GOD WHY

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*Go to visit my GF's parents* *We begin to watch old home movies* 广. xle GF* *her parents* me* *We get through 2 or 3 old cassette tapes and pop in the next one.All is good, laughing at my GF at 3 years old being pushed on a swing in the back yard. *Suddenly Screen flickers and switches over to her parents ugningself taped p---- video of themselves back in the 80s. *Red faces, red faces everywhere. * mfw that was the first night of a week long visit.* OH GOD WHY

*Go to visit my GF's parents* *We begin to watch old home movies* 广. xle GF* *her parents* me* *We get through 2 or 3 old cassette tapes and pop in the next one.All is good, laughing at my GF at 3 years old being pushed on a swing in the back yard. *Suddenly Screen flickers and switches over to her parents ugningself taped p---- video of themselves back in the 80s. *Red faces, red faces everywhere. * mfw that was the first night of a week long visit.* OH GOD WHY

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*At the mall with GF and we go to Gamestop.* *GF wanders off in the store while I'm looking at GBA games, continue looking at games.* Games00 *See a short person step up beside me in my peripheral vision, think it's my wife and put my arm around her side* And then I say: "After this, I need to go to the pharmacy. We're out of flavored condoms. we need to buy the ones you like" "WHOA *mfw I look over and it's a little girl who's like 10, looking up at me confused* Sorr POKER FACE *Let go and hurry away* POKER FACE *Notice girl talking to her mom and pointing at me on the way out.* *Grab GF, gtfo the store* OH GOD WHY

*At the mall with GF and we go to Gamestop.* *GF wanders off in the store while I'm looking at GBA games, continue looking at games.* Games00 *See a short person step up beside me in my peripheral vision, think it's my wife and put my arm around her side* And then I say: "After this, I need to go to the pharmacy. We're out of flavored condoms. we need to buy the ones you like" "WHOA *mfw I look over and it's a little girl who's like 10, looking up at me confused* Sorr POKER FACE *Let go and hurry away* POKER FACE *Notice girl talking to her mom and pointing at me on the way out.* *Grab GF, gtfo the store* OH GOD WHY

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le me 11* *stay over at my aunt' s house * *sleep in my older cousin's room since he's away* *trying to find his other video games and find his collection of p--- and condoms* Stash *open every condom and try them on, leave them stuffed under his bed* *have to talk to my aunt since she found his p---- stash (including 1 oldasfuck people p----) * *take one porrn video home* *get caught watching it by parents * *try to divert attention by saying i found drugs in his room* I've found drugs on his room *cousin hates me* I was a d---... OH GOD WHY

le me 11* *stay over at my aunt' s house * *sleep in my older cousin's room since he's away* *trying to find his other video games and find his collection of p--- and condoms* Stash *open every condom and try them on, leave them stuffed under his bed* *have to talk to my aunt since she found his p---- stash (including 1 oldasfuck people p----) * *take one porrn video home* *get caught watching it by parents * *try to divert attention by saying i found drugs in his room* I've found drugs on his room *cousin hates me* I was a d---... OH GOD WHY

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*Hate the mess when I just use my hand* *Discover masturbating FAP IP FAP *le me 13* *See a VH1 special on sex where a guy mentions using a sock* *Start jerking off into my old tubesocks* AP IP FAP FAP *Get confronted by my dad a few months later* *Dad yelling at me *Turns out almost everyone knew* "Your sister calls it sockfest!"* POKER FACE POKER FACE OH GOD WHY

*Hate the mess when I just use my hand* *Discover masturbating FAP IP FAP *le me 13* *See a VH1 special on sex where a guy mentions using a sock* *Start jerking off into my old tubesocks* AP IP FAP FAP *Get confronted by my dad a few months later* *Dad yelling at me *Turns out almost everyone knew* "Your sister calls it sockfest!"* POKER FACE POKER FACE OH GOD WHY

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*staying with my grandmother she sleeps in the bed *le me 6-8 years old* with me sometimes and she wears this nightie thing* *in the night I pull it up and try to spoon with her. *try to get penis against naked skin* *My face when I was essentially trying to f--- my grandma MY F------ GRANDMA WHO IS LIKE SEVENTY* OH GOD WHY

*staying with my grandmother she sleeps in the bed *le me 6-8 years old* with me sometimes and she wears this nightie thing* *in the night I pull it up and try to spoon with her. *try to get penis against naked skin* *My face when I was essentially trying to f--- my grandma MY F------ GRANDMA WHO IS LIKE SEVENTY* OH GOD WHY

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