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300,000 YEAR OLD DO0000ERS "I do thing so that I can do next thing" >be >do "can't stop, won't stop!" always wants to do things >makes s--- up to have something to do "omg i'm so bored right now" >something happened here "is that someone doing something over there?!?" > doing nothing >remembers something happening "sorry for the warcrime, I was just bored" bothered by staying still "i cannot die before doing thing!!" prefers HALLUCINATING to doing literally nothing "take me out of the white torture chamber!!!" >me doing: yes!! it don't get better than this!! > repercussions: erm guys we have a problem
300,000 YEAR OLD DO0000ERS "I do thing so that I can do next thing" >be >do "can't stop, won't stop!" always wants to do things >makes s--- up to have something to do "omg i'm so bored right now" >something happened here "is that someone doing something over there?!?" > doing nothing >remembers something happening "sorry for the warcrime, I was just bored" bothered by staying still "i cannot die before doing thing!!" prefers HALLUCINATING to doing literally nothing "take me out of the white torture chamber!!!" >me doing: yes!! it don't get better than this!! > repercussions: erm guys we have a problem

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65-year-old suppoorter

"They're our greatest ally!" Is physically incapable of recognizing his own best interests Has never heard of USS Liberty in his life The 65-year-old Suppoorter Gives his entire pension to Israel "OH MY GOD I'M GONNA SUPPOOOORT!" Unable to maintain erection unless he thinks about young men dying in the Middle East Thinks Ben Shapiro is the smartest man in the world "We've gotta support them or the bad guys will come attack us!" "God curses those who curse Israel!"
"They're our greatest ally!" Is physically incapable of recognizing his own best interests Has never heard of USS Liberty in his life The 65-year-old Suppoorter Gives his entire pension to Israel "OH MY GOD I'M GONNA SUPPOOOORT!" Unable to maintain erection unless he thinks about young men dying in the Middle East Thinks Ben Shapiro is the smartest man in the world "We've gotta support them or the bad guys will come attack us!" "God curses those who curse Israel!"

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Thoomer of indeterminate age

The thoomer of indeterminate age Uses though at the end of his sentences Degrades the english language with every single sentence Is a cuck but insists his sentence structure has nothing to do with it Using meaningless words has gradually degraded his cognition and he only thinks in buzzwords now Watches Blacked "dude we gotta watch the latest avengers film though" Slowly fading into nothingness thanks to his empty use of the english language Supports America and Israel Will not die but rather will dissolve into chaos Extreme thought disorder Has a favourite Pornstar Has a favourite black male Pornstar Smokes weed Exclusively eats cheap fast food and pre packaged meals Unholy mix of a consoomer, coomer, doomer and cuck
The thoomer of indeterminate age Uses though at the end of his sentences Degrades the english language with every single sentence Is a cuck but insists his sentence structure has nothing to do with it Using meaningless words has gradually degraded his cognition and he only thinks in buzzwords now Watches Blacked "dude we gotta watch the latest avengers film though" Slowly fading into nothingness thanks to his empty use of the english language Supports America and Israel Will not die but rather will dissolve into chaos Extreme thought disorder Has a favourite Pornstar Has a favourite black male Pornstar Smokes weed Exclusively eats cheap fast food and pre packaged meals Unholy mix of a consoomer, coomer, doomer and cuck

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The phraser

"Maidenless" The 19-Year-Old PHRAAAAAAAASER "My brother in christ" "Terminally online" "Hellworld" "Cry more" "Shitpost" "Delete your account" "Cope" "Normal world" "Seethe" B "Rare [...] W" "Whatever helps you sleep at night" "Touch grass" "Horny on main" "Hellsite" "Ratio" "Lolbertarian" "If only your mother knew" "[...] will never feel the warmth of a woman"
"Maidenless" The 19-Year-Old PHRAAAAAAAASER "My brother in christ" "Terminally online" "Hellworld" "Cry more" "Shitpost" "Delete your account" "Cope" "Normal world" "Seethe" B "Rare [...] W" "Whatever helps you sleep at night" "Touch grass" "Horny on main" "Hellsite" "Ratio" "Lolbertarian" "If only your mother knew" "[...] will never feel the warmth of a woman"

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The Remoover

"Is that a heckin repost!?" $0/hour The Remoover Does it for free "I'M GONNA REMOOVE" Takes reddit moderation way too seriously NOOOOO!!!! DID YOU JUST POST SOMETHING NEGATIVE ABOUT MY PARASOCIAL DADDY? OH GOD I'M REMOOVING!
"Is that a heckin repost!?" $0/hour The Remoover Does it for free "I'M GONNA REMOOVE" Takes reddit moderation way too seriously NOOOOO!!!! DID YOU JUST POST SOMETHING NEGATIVE ABOUT MY PARASOCIAL DADDY? OH GOD I'M REMOOVING!

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The underage premature Pooster

>fpbp >Enters thread >Poosts prematurely >leaves sorted always by creation date Sees new thread, immediately starts poosting Eyes strained from constant scanning for new threads >Heh, now everyone will see my poost Shoves (you)s up his ass when he's not poosting The underage premature Pooster FORTNITE Ready to derail any thread at a moment's notice Has a direct line to the Discord CEO pbtid =< 1 >OMG I'M POOOOOOOSTING IN ANOTHER MAN'S THREAD
>fpbp >Enters thread >Poosts prematurely >leaves sorted always by creation date Sees new thread, immediately starts poosting Eyes strained from constant scanning for new threads >Heh, now everyone will see my poost Shoves (you)s up his ass when he's not poosting The underage premature Pooster FORTNITE Ready to derail any thread at a moment's notice Has a direct line to the Discord CEO pbtid =< 1 >OMG I'M POOOOOOOSTING IN ANOTHER MAN'S THREAD

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the nooancer

The Noo'ancer its just... its a copmplicated issue not everything is black and white can you add a nooance option to the poll? both sides are correct ummmm.... nooance? i think the answer is somewhere between the two options both sides are incorrect
The Noo'ancer its just... its a copmplicated issue not everything is black and white can you add a nooance option to the poll? both sides are correct ummmm.... nooance? i think the answer is somewhere between the two options both sides are incorrect

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The Gooner

THE GOONER you got it boss you need to talk to the boss okay boss the boss wants you dead!! we got him, boss okay boss got a problem with the boss? if the boss says you're alright, you're alright you can count on me, boss right away boss sure thing boss no problem boss i'm on it boss boss, it's done
THE GOONER you got it boss you need to talk to the boss okay boss the boss wants you dead!! we got him, boss okay boss got a problem with the boss? if the boss says you're alright, you're alright you can count on me, boss right away boss sure thing boss no problem boss i'm on it boss boss, it's done

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The Hoonker

The Hoonker >Doesn't vandalize, just hoonks J. >Uses meme warfare in real life >Creates a schedule of the hoonk for maximum freedom enhancing effects >Disrupts the status quo by not letting people sleep in tyranny SW >Withholds the soy from the reaching the soy jack until freedom improves ZON 791 >Uses the power of vibrating air to chase the prime minister out of the country >Just straight up says to the crying soy jack "The hoonking will continue until freedom improves" >Train horn not enough, we need a ship horn AD
The Hoonker >Doesn't vandalize, just hoonks J. >Uses meme warfare in real life >Creates a schedule of the hoonk for maximum freedom enhancing effects >Disrupts the status quo by not letting people sleep in tyranny SW >Withholds the soy from the reaching the soy jack until freedom improves ZON 791 >Uses the power of vibrating air to chase the prime minister out of the country >Just straight up says to the crying soy jack "The hoonking will continue until freedom improves" >Train horn not enough, we need a ship horn AD

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The 30 year old Coomplier

The 30 years old Coomplier saves for a QR tattoo buried his vaxxed mom "If only everyone coomplied, we'd be back to normal" secretly excited about new variants because he can coomply more COVID-19 SURVIVOR RECIBE Pfizer got COVID after every jab "AAAAAAH I'm COOMPLYINGGGG!!!" worships Fauci vaccinated his newborn before circumcision "Why won't you coomply, don't be selfish"
The 30 years old Coomplier saves for a QR tattoo buried his vaxxed mom "If only everyone coomplied, we'd be back to normal" secretly excited about new variants because he can coomply more COVID-19 SURVIVOR RECIBE Pfizer got COVID after every jab "AAAAAAH I'm COOMPLYINGGGG!!!" worships Fauci vaccinated his newborn before circumcision "Why won't you coomply, don't be selfish"

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The 28 Year Old Gencel

Me irl.
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The 57 Year Old Dooner

The 57 Year Old Dooner >Garlic, Herb, or Spicy, Sir? Valued fixture of his community A credit to immigrants everywhere "For you, I put extra :) " respects tradition, embraces change vegans btfo'd by the meat tornado <-- always keeps the sharps ready to go Honors his ancestors by continuing the family business
The 57 Year Old Dooner >Garlic, Herb, or Spicy, Sir? Valued fixture of his community A credit to immigrants everywhere "For you, I put extra :) " respects tradition, embraces change vegans btfo'd by the meat tornado <-- always keeps the sharps ready to go Honors his ancestors by continuing the family business

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The 30 year old Froonter

The 30 year old Froonter Feds? Ha ha no we're legit You sound so based! You should join our real group Come march in front of the cameras with us. You're spending too much time online, you should I spend that time with us. Astroturf? No we're just well organized Come on, just get in the U-haul truck
The 30 year old Froonter Feds? Ha ha no we're legit You sound so based! You should join our real group Come march in front of the cameras with us. You're spending too much time online, you should I spend that time with us. Astroturf? No we're just well organized Come on, just get in the U-haul truck

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The 20-Something Year Old Thiiinkers

THE 20-SOMETHING HYDRAULIC GIRLDICK YEAR OLD THIIINKERS 'correlation does not video essay consoomer equal causation' biblically accurate angels muh nuance 'language shapes thought' "what if we live in a simulation" Schrodinger's cat Plato's cave 'absence of evidence is not artificial intelligence evidence of absence' infographics Stanford prison experiment "uhm that's linguistic prescriptivism" iambic pentameter
THE 20-SOMETHING HYDRAULIC GIRLDICK YEAR OLD THIIINKERS 'correlation does not video essay consoomer equal causation' biblically accurate angels muh nuance 'language shapes thought' "what if we live in a simulation" Schrodinger's cat Plato's cave 'absence of evidence is not artificial intelligence evidence of absence' infographics Stanford prison experiment "uhm that's linguistic prescriptivism" iambic pentameter

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oomer (ancoomer)

The 23-year-old ANCOOMER Calls everyone he Has decided Anarcho- knows "comrade" "I watched BREADtube then I read the BREADbook and I got BREADpilled!" Still thinks Communism and Council Communism voting is necessary and desireable are synonymous Thinks the police should be replaced with "community patrols" Thinks ancaps are a legitemate political threat Thinks prisons are OK if they're "horizontal" Has only read the breadbook, thinks all other theory is worthless "Tankies = red fash amirite?" Has never "Left Unity except tankies" heard of a Uses a strange commodity combination of Bolshevik and .actually, including tankies. Anarchist symbols Identifies as a "libleft" Has never engaged in politics offline Redditor, account is called Anarchism = Direct "DaddyBreadSanta" Democracy amirite?
The 23-year-old ANCOOMER Calls everyone he Has decided Anarcho- knows "comrade" "I watched BREADtube then I read the BREADbook and I got BREADpilled!" Still thinks Communism and Council Communism voting is necessary and desireable are synonymous Thinks the police should be replaced with "community patrols" Thinks ancaps are a legitemate political threat Thinks prisons are OK if they're "horizontal" Has only read the breadbook, thinks all other theory is worthless "Tankies = red fash amirite?" Has never "Left Unity except tankies" heard of a Uses a strange commodity combination of Bolshevik and .actually, including tankies. Anarchist symbols Identifies as a "libleft" Has never engaged in politics offline Redditor, account is called Anarchism = Direct "DaddyBreadSanta" Democracy amirite?

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