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The 25 year old troopher

Literally me.

Literally me.

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oomer (commer)

The 30 year old Commer Battery lasts 43 seconds Radio never set to low power never will be When transmitting at night, the Auora Borealis can be seen in the sky Violating radio interference laws in countries he's not even in Crystal clear on every frequency at the same time Antenna can be seen to glow in the visible Interferes with instruments light spectrum on the international space Has never once heard station the phrase "Say Again" Radio gave himself cancer, the next Anyone within 100 yards is now sterile transmission killed the cancer cells

The 30 year old Commer Battery lasts 43 seconds Radio never set to low power never will be When transmitting at night, the Auora Borealis can be seen in the sky Violating radio interference laws in countries he's not even in Crystal clear on every frequency at the same time Antenna can be seen to glow in the visible Interferes with instruments light spectrum on the international space Has never once heard station the phrase "Say Again" Radio gave himself cancer, the next Anyone within 100 yards is now sterile transmission killed the cancer cells

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The 30 year old Loocalizer

The 30 year old LOOCALIZER "It's not censorship dude, I'm just removing any content that I think moral busybodies would find objectionable" failed writer, tries to turn JP>EN translation job into an ersatz writing career primary decision-making factor is whatever "punches up" dialogue so that every character he thinks will piss off "the gamers" the most now has the exact same smug a------ personality wants primary credit for scripts he opinions reinforced by echo chamber of translates, disparages the actual writer fellow loocalizers on social media only gets away with it because niche "This looks like the PERFECT place to insert a Japanese media isn't considered reference to an epic meme that'll be dated in a year!" "high art", would be seen as a hack if he were translating a proper novel openly admits he makes decisions "What do you mean cultural context? just to "own the gamers", the Translator's notes are cringe!" gets mad if you say he has an agenda has active contempt for the target scripts look like they were written audience of the media he translates, for a failed reboot of Gex tries to market it to people like him

The 30 year old LOOCALIZER "It's not censorship dude, I'm just removing any content that I think moral busybodies would find objectionable" failed writer, tries to turn JP>EN translation job into an ersatz writing career primary decision-making factor is whatever "punches up" dialogue so that every character he thinks will piss off "the gamers" the most now has the exact same smug a------ personality wants primary credit for scripts he opinions reinforced by echo chamber of translates, disparages the actual writer fellow loocalizers on social media only gets away with it because niche "This looks like the PERFECT place to insert a Japanese media isn't considered reference to an epic meme that'll be dated in a year!" "high art", would be seen as a hack if he were translating a proper novel openly admits he makes decisions "What do you mean cultural context? just to "own the gamers", the Translator's notes are cringe!" gets mad if you say he has an agenda has active contempt for the target scripts look like they were written audience of the media he translates, for a failed reboot of Gex tries to market it to people like him

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The 2.4 x 10^7 year old Compoootroniumer

The 2.4 x 10 year old Compoootroniumer Ponders philosophical problems humans can't even begin to grasp. Still can't solve the game of Go The most optimized form of matter, energy, and intelligence Billion billion billion billion times more intelligent than humans, uses its intelligence to coom Solved reversible computing, Landauer's principle no longer applies, will compute for literal eternity. Neither man-like nor machine-like, made of pure computronium and intelligence "OH OH OH, I'M COMPOOOOO00OTII|NNNGGGG" O xmple.com

The 2.4 x 10 year old Compoootroniumer Ponders philosophical problems humans can't even begin to grasp. Still can't solve the game of Go The most optimized form of matter, energy, and intelligence Billion billion billion billion times more intelligent than humans, uses its intelligence to coom Solved reversible computing, Landauer's principle no longer applies, will compute for literal eternity. Neither man-like nor machine-like, made of pure computronium and intelligence "OH OH OH, I'M COMPOOOOO00OTII|NNNGGGG" O xmple.com

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The Anti-DOOCIDER

I never imagined making my own og oomer, but I thought this was a little funny.

I never imagined making my own og oomer, but I thought this was a little funny.

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the 26 year old rapebastard

THE 26 YEAR OLD RAPEBASTARD R--- from A to z. "My goodness Rapeful in his ways madame! You look ravishing today! Care for a r---?" Cares about r---, the rest doesn't interest him. "Rapes till the cows "Oh, do calm down. It's just a bit of r---, is all." come home"

THE 26 YEAR OLD RAPEBASTARD R--- from A to z. "My goodness Rapeful in his ways madame! You look ravishing today! Care for a r---?" Cares about r---, the rest doesn't interest him. "Rapes till the cows "Oh, do calm down. It's just a bit of r---, is all." come home"

oomer (/opg/ denieoooooooer)

The /OPG/ Denieooo000or. Calles Oda "Hackda" and One Piece Doesn't even know if his denial is "Neo Piece" whenever the story doesn't align with his headcanon, which is 99% of the time. trolling or shitposting anymore, has become denial incarnate. Uhhh, I'm goona denieoo000or. Psychologically addicted to his own headcanon. Thinks he is writing the manga, not Oda. Denied Jinbei would join, spammed the thread with outlandish Jinbei's death theories to deny. Thought Pell and Sabo were dead. Read shonen for over a decade, still doesn't understand basic shonen tropes. Thinks Yamato is going to die or stay in Wano instead of joining the crew. Hates post-ts, but still reads and posts about it every week purely to get his denial fix. Denies out of instinct like a trained dog.

The /OPG/ Denieooo000or. Calles Oda "Hackda" and One Piece Doesn't even know if his denial is "Neo Piece" whenever the story doesn't align with his headcanon, which is 99% of the time. trolling or shitposting anymore, has become denial incarnate. Uhhh, I'm goona denieoo000or. Psychologically addicted to his own headcanon. Thinks he is writing the manga, not Oda. Denied Jinbei would join, spammed the thread with outlandish Jinbei's death theories to deny. Thought Pell and Sabo were dead. Read shonen for over a decade, still doesn't understand basic shonen tropes. Thinks Yamato is going to die or stay in Wano instead of joining the crew. Hates post-ts, but still reads and posts about it every week purely to get his denial fix. Denies out of instinct like a trained dog.

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The ROOOmer

the zero-jabs RO OOME. banned from nainstream society for trusting his immune system breathes clean air took zero jabs every time globohomo mandates another booster he takes another zero jabs almost forgot only thing left to do is rooom the lockdowns are happening everyday is leg day employer threatened to fire him for not taking the jab but he called their bluff, has more jobs lined up just in case Amakes furniture from driftwood he finds rips audio from historical videos so he can listen while roooming outside of cell reception / save on data, piles of cash from never going out expert on the Romans prefers cash to cards, sometimes barters doesnt need google maps cause he learned where everything is (business info is useless to him anyway) brings home neat rocks trusty roooming stick sometimes leaves phone at home to make glowies seethe accidentally got out of debt accidentally stopped drinking collects pics of rare animals he sees roooms to his local farmer weekly often crosses paths with other to buy eggs under the table rooomers & trades stories

the zero-jabs RO OOME. banned from nainstream society for trusting his immune system breathes clean air took zero jabs every time globohomo mandates another booster he takes another zero jabs almost forgot only thing left to do is rooom the lockdowns are happening everyday is leg day employer threatened to fire him for not taking the jab but he called their bluff, has more jobs lined up just in case Amakes furniture from driftwood he finds rips audio from historical videos so he can listen while roooming outside of cell reception / save on data, piles of cash from never going out expert on the Romans prefers cash to cards, sometimes barters doesnt need google maps cause he learned where everything is (business info is useless to him anyway) brings home neat rocks trusty roooming stick sometimes leaves phone at home to make glowies seethe accidentally got out of debt accidentally stopped drinking collects pics of rare animals he sees roooms to his local farmer weekly often crosses paths with other to buy eggs under the table rooomers & trades stories

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oomer (nft hateooor)

THE NFT HAТЕOOOR >believes that the Amazon rainforest is being chopped down to make way for Ethereum mines "It should be illegal to purchase things that I don't deem necessary" •>actually has fun staying poor >$800/month energy bill to pay for Twitter tirades and "Outgroup bad!" Office re-runs *locks replies* "My arguments are irrefutable" he/him

THE NFT HAТЕOOOR >believes that the Amazon rainforest is being chopped down to make way for Ethereum mines "It should be illegal to purchase things that I don't deem necessary" •>actually has fun staying poor >$800/month energy bill to pay for Twitter tirades and "Outgroup bad!" Office re-runs *locks replies* "My arguments are irrefutable" he/him

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oomer (thoomer)

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oomer (covid voxxer)

The Covid Vooxxer first in line for the feels euphoric fastest vaccine ever and a little faint developed lot of muscle aches, too gotten vaxxed three times already wears his "mark of the best" bracelet everywhere also still wears his mask bc he will take as SovID-FREE could still be infectious many boosters as it takes shines with a healthy glow COVID-FREE "I'm getting vooxxed!"

The Covid Vooxxer first in line for the feels euphoric fastest vaccine ever and a little faint developed lot of muscle aches, too gotten vaxxed three times already wears his "mark of the best" bracelet everywhere also still wears his mask bc he will take as SovID-FREE could still be infectious many boosters as it takes shines with a healthy glow COVID-FREE "I'm getting vooxxed!"

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The 27 year old GOOMBLER

The 27 year old GOOMBLER Goes to casino 5 nights a week Likens himself to rich asians betting thousands. Is not rich and never will be Never wins more than $20, either loses or breaks even Could have spent the $200 he lost On his electric bill "I lost my match play. Oh well" "I'm leaving tonight and never coming back haha" nicotine addiction Columbia Si

The 27 year old GOOMBLER Goes to casino 5 nights a week Likens himself to rich asians betting thousands. Is not rich and never will be Never wins more than $20, either loses or breaks even Could have spent the $200 he lost On his electric bill "I lost my match play. Oh well" "I'm leaving tonight and never coming back haha" nicotine addiction Columbia Si

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oomer (prooner)

The 32 Year Old Prooner "This thread has been prooned or deleted" Doesn't even know what board culture is; just f----- proons >Posting from your IP range has been blocked due to abuse Actually put effort into getting this "job". No one will ever know why. Ignores /pol/s---; only proons fun threads >Error: You are banned. "I-is that a topic that I personally dislike? AHHHHH I GOTTA Has never been paid in his life PROOO000ON" Or laid either

The 32 Year Old Prooner "This thread has been prooned or deleted" Doesn't even know what board culture is; just f----- proons >Posting from your IP range has been blocked due to abuse Actually put effort into getting this "job". No one will ever know why. Ignores /pol/s---; only proons fun threads >Error: You are banned. "I-is that a topic that I personally dislike? AHHHHH I GOTTA Has never been paid in his life PROOO000ON" Or laid either

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The Reprodoocer

The Reprodoocer "wow you look so fertile" "That sucks you grew up without a dad but you would be a great father for our future children haha" "Look how cute this crib is haha" "Could you tell I'm ovulating?" "you're spending so much time with your friends, you should spend that time starting a family with me" "Your strong arms could carry my babies so well, anon" "Don't you wanna be a parent one day haha"

The Reprodoocer "wow you look so fertile" "That sucks you grew up without a dad but you would be a great father for our future children haha" "Look how cute this crib is haha" "Could you tell I'm ovulating?" "you're spending so much time with your friends, you should spend that time starting a family with me" "Your strong arms could carry my babies so well, anon" "Don't you wanna be a parent one day haha"

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oomer (snoozer)

doesn't bother The 20 year old Snoozer to get up and go to the toilet, just lets loose in the bed sheets bedroom stinks like s--- gets 12 hours of sleep "AAAAAAAAA IM every night and still GONNA SNOOZE!!!!!!!" feels "tired" *ZzzzzzzZzzzzzzzz everyone thinks he's dead zzzzzzzzzzz* hasn't seen the sun rise in years no job, just f------ snoozes naps every day, does not fear the passage of time contributes nothing to society and does "Ahhh not give a 11:30m, time to wake up." f---

doesn't bother The 20 year old Snoozer to get up and go to the toilet, just lets loose in the bed sheets bedroom stinks like s--- gets 12 hours of sleep "AAAAAAAAA IM every night and still GONNA SNOOZE!!!!!!!" feels "tired" *ZzzzzzzZzzzzzzzz everyone thinks he's dead zzzzzzzzzzz* hasn't seen the sun rise in years no job, just f------ snoozes naps every day, does not fear the passage of time contributes nothing to society and does "Ahhh not give a 11:30m, time to wake up." f---

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The AAA Consoomer

THE AAA CONSOOMER STAR WARS pre-orders after seeing the cgi trailer destructible fruit phsyics??! GOTY it plays exactly like the previous eight games! $60 well spent! crunch? who cares the game looks good RekMan lawsuits? dude that buying $40 of microtransactions totally helps the devs was two weeks ago

THE AAA CONSOOMER STAR WARS pre-orders after seeing the cgi trailer destructible fruit phsyics??! GOTY it plays exactly like the previous eight games! $60 well spent! crunch? who cares the game looks good RekMan lawsuits? dude that buying $40 of microtransactions totally helps the devs was two weeks ago

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