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Self loathing man of inaction

The Self-Loathing Man of Inaction (20s) >super-NEET, hasn't been outside in literal months >rarely even does things he likes anymore What do I want to do? I don't know.. I'm not driving yet, but you know, soon. >procrastinates basic tasks such as cleaning or cooking Oh right, that's on my backlog. Keeps getting bigger and bigger, l'll get my GED some day. heh.. Yeah, I've been meaning to do >will neglect hygienic activies such as brushing teeth or showering that, haha.. >spends most of his time watching garbage on I don't know how to do that. I don't know what I want. I just don't know. YouTube, browsing boards or talking in chatrooms Hah, I can only really cook instant ramen. I'm so bored. >family probably think he's retarded or worse >has alienated or lost most friends in the real world STOP GIVING ME ADVICE, OKAY? I'm trying. I'll do it tomorrow. I'm too lazy. What am I supposed to do again? This is the day. I'm gonna turn things around. >has convinced himself he's ready to improve and leave the NEET life but constantly sabotages himself and prevents any commitment to change Eh, not today. >things never turn around, he gets more depressed

The Self-Loathing Man of Inaction (20s) >super-NEET, hasn't been outside in literal months >rarely even does things he likes anymore What do I want to do? I don't know.. I'm not driving yet, but you know, soon. >procrastinates basic tasks such as cleaning or cooking Oh right, that's on my backlog. Keeps getting bigger and bigger, l'll get my GED some day. heh.. Yeah, I've been meaning to do >will neglect hygienic activies such as brushing teeth or showering that, haha.. >spends most of his time watching garbage on I don't know how to do that. I don't know what I want. I just don't know. YouTube, browsing boards or talking in chatrooms Hah, I can only really cook instant ramen. I'm so bored. >family probably think he's retarded or worse >has alienated or lost most friends in the real world STOP GIVING ME ADVICE, OKAY? I'm trying. I'll do it tomorrow. I'm too lazy. What am I supposed to do again? This is the day. I'm gonna turn things around. >has convinced himself he's ready to improve and leave the NEET life but constantly sabotages himself and prevents any commitment to change Eh, not today. >things never turn around, he gets more depressed

the fumer

THE FUMER "I'M GONNA FYO00OM!!!" MEGA MEGA F------ FUMING JAW NEVER LIVID WITH SLIGHTEST PRIVOCATION UNCLENCHES CAN LIFT A TRUCK USING JUST ADRENALINE AND RAGE Mono- chromatic vision "DON'T F------ TELL ME TO CALM only sees red DOWN"

THE FUMER "I'M GONNA FYO00OM!!!" MEGA MEGA F------ FUMING JAW NEVER LIVID WITH SLIGHTEST PRIVOCATION UNCLENCHES CAN LIFT A TRUCK USING JUST ADRENALINE AND RAGE Mono- chromatic vision "DON'T F------ TELL ME TO CALM only sees red DOWN"

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The 21 year old slizer

THE 21 YEAR OLD SLIZER Always brings up the point that if it weren't for them, BIONICLE would not exist Throws disks "OH GOD, ARE THOSE DISKS???" Prefers to be called a "Throwbot" "I'M THROO00OWING!!" Got replaced by Roboriders O'4.5" Always wants to play ultimate frisbee "Hang my carrying case by your belt, young children."

THE 21 YEAR OLD SLIZER Always brings up the point that if it weren't for them, BIONICLE would not exist Throws disks "OH GOD, ARE THOSE DISKS???" Prefers to be called a "Throwbot" "I'M THROO00OWING!!" Got replaced by Roboriders O'4.5" Always wants to play ultimate frisbee "Hang my carrying case by your belt, young children."

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wojak (Foucault fan)

The 40 year old Foucoomer the child can consent thinks ever everythingis tascinm onty kmown about for queer theorry part fime phiosophy wants to pursue his passion of being a dungeon master all abour 9y se loun debates te chomaiy inferiority complex to Deleuse

The 40 year old Foucoomer the child can consent thinks ever everythingis tascinm onty kmown about for queer theorry part fime phiosophy wants to pursue his passion of being a dungeon master all abour 9y se loun debates te chomaiy inferiority complex to Deleuse

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Gaaner

THE 50 YEAR OLD GAANER Changed the world of air traffic control. Superstar of his airline. His glorious smile appears in their advertisements. Put Tenerife on the map. Refilled his plane for a maximum explosive send-off. Doesn't give a s--- about holding on the runway. So based he was going to be made an investigator in his own air disaster before they found out he gaan. Crashed his plane with no survivors. Ultimate confidence, takes off extremely low visibility without even knowing if the runway is clear. Nobody in the cockpit dares to question him. "OUTTA MY WAY, PAN AM F------ S----!" "F--- BEING GROUNDED, WE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!" Stewardesses on his On the throne with Sky King in aviation heaven. d--- while on autopilot.

THE 50 YEAR OLD GAANER Changed the world of air traffic control. Superstar of his airline. His glorious smile appears in their advertisements. Put Tenerife on the map. Refilled his plane for a maximum explosive send-off. Doesn't give a s--- about holding on the runway. So based he was going to be made an investigator in his own air disaster before they found out he gaan. Crashed his plane with no survivors. Ultimate confidence, takes off extremely low visibility without even knowing if the runway is clear. Nobody in the cockpit dares to question him. "OUTTA MY WAY, PAN AM F------ S----!" "F--- BEING GROUNDED, WE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!" Stewardesses on his On the throne with Sky King in aviation heaven. d--- while on autopilot.

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E X P A N D

髪の毛ベタベタ声ちっさい毛ボーボーツイッターでは話眼鏡に指付きまくり若いのになぜか歯ロボロ常鼻毛出てるやたらとデカイ斜めがけのカバンヘビロテしすぎてヨレヨレの服 (お母さん買ってきた) KOBU SHT 異臭を放つ

髪の毛ベタベタ声ちっさい毛ボーボーツイッターでは話眼鏡に指付きまくり若いのになぜか歯ロボロ常鼻毛出てるやたらとデカイ斜めがけのカバンヘビロテしすぎてヨレヨレの服 (お母さん買ってきた) KOBU SHT 異臭を放つ

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The 25 year old Ploomber

The (25) year old PLOOMBER Dropped out of university for no reason Works in a small business as a skilled labourer Cut off all his old friends [inhales through teeth] "Oh... that's going to need a lot of work... it'll take weeks" Could obtain a high income if he went and got a degree Not into the whole 'rat race' and 'selling out' thing Plays vidya in evenings, watches youtube too Not exactly the 'corporate type' Took off mask to smoke, got coronavirus His peers are doing well in their careers, pity he isn't there to share in the success /nightwalk/

The (25) year old PLOOMBER Dropped out of university for no reason Works in a small business as a skilled labourer Cut off all his old friends [inhales through teeth] "Oh... that's going to need a lot of work... it'll take weeks" Could obtain a high income if he went and got a degree Not into the whole 'rat race' and 'selling out' thing Plays vidya in evenings, watches youtube too Not exactly the 'corporate type' Took off mask to smoke, got coronavirus His peers are doing well in their careers, pity he isn't there to share in the success /nightwalk/

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The 24 year old Reloomer

24 year old RELOOMER relume /ri'|(j)u:m/ verb "Boy, where do the years go?" to relight or rekindle (a light, flame, etc.). Ploomber Decides to reconnect with old Is assembling a group to do fun activities together friends Wants to hear stories Calling... Interested in what they have been up to since he last saw them about their adventures Nostalgic Dear Ploomber

24 year old RELOOMER relume /ri'|(j)u:m/ verb "Boy, where do the years go?" to relight or rekindle (a light, flame, etc.). Ploomber Decides to reconnect with old Is assembling a group to do fun activities together friends Wants to hear stories Calling... Interested in what they have been up to since he last saw them about their adventures Nostalgic Dear Ploomber

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Wojak Bros

SELECT PLAYER BOOMER COOMER DOOMER

SELECT PLAYER BOOMER COOMER DOOMER

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The BATHROOMER

IDK why this idea popped into my head

IDK why this idea popped into my head

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18-year-old tradcath

The 18-Year-Old TradCath AF America First with Nicholas J. Puentes You don't like catholicism!? Who r---- you? #AmNat Virgin yet relationships expert All women are w-----. Thank god for men. Yes. I'm Catholic Cat•boy holic •bodycount Iran is homophobic Proud Zoomer All women want BBC I saw it on blacked. #Trump2020 Cultishly defend Nick Fuentes

The 18-Year-Old TradCath AF America First with Nicholas J. Puentes You don't like catholicism!? Who r---- you? #AmNat Virgin yet relationships expert All women are w-----. Thank god for men. Yes. I'm Catholic Cat•boy holic •bodycount Iran is homophobic Proud Zoomer All women want BBC I saw it on blacked. #Trump2020 Cultishly defend Nick Fuentes

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The controversy addict (Controvoomer? Dramoomer?)

Got bored and decided to put something together in like 20 minutes. No, it's not aimed at any one user, it's just a gag about trends I see sometimes in the comments. Apologies for the roughness, haven't really tried making one of these before.

(Also credits to http://pixelartmaker.com/art/ac597158ed521cf for the sweat drops, Toby Fox for the face, and whoever invented Wojak for the wrinkles. And of course Know Your Meme for the default icon)

Got bored and decided to put something together in like 20 minutes. No, it's not aimed at any one user, it's just a gag about trends I see sometimes in the comments. Apologies for the roughness, haven't really tried making one of these before.

(Also credits to http://pixelartmaker.com/art/ac597158ed521cf for the sweat drops, Toby Fox for the face, and whoever invented Wojak for the wrinkles. And of course Know Your Meme for the default icon)

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The 20 year old goanimator

THE 20 YEAR OLD GOANIMATOOMER Has made thousands of videos solely dedicated to grounded fictional characters Has an obsession with shows made for toddlers Gets extremely aggressive over the sight of criticism Jerks off to the sight of people getting grounded Will throw around racial slurs like no tomorrow over his detractors Likely autistic and living with his parents Can't understand jokes, will take it as a sign of criticism and make a hate video out of you Wishes he was dead but was forced into this dark world

THE 20 YEAR OLD GOANIMATOOMER Has made thousands of videos solely dedicated to grounded fictional characters Has an obsession with shows made for toddlers Gets extremely aggressive over the sight of criticism Jerks off to the sight of people getting grounded Will throw around racial slurs like no tomorrow over his detractors Likely autistic and living with his parents Can't understand jokes, will take it as a sign of criticism and make a hate video out of you Wishes he was dead but was forced into this dark world

The Three-Billion Year Old Carpoomer

The Three-Billion Year Old Carpoomer Only known as an urban legend among deep-sea divers Is as old as life itself on Earth Feelers make a weird popping sound Eats anything that comes in contact with its feelers "Oh god l'm gonna BLOOP" Possibly related to the Portuguese Man-Of-War? Is actually a colony of millions of organisms Can only stay alive by constantly consuming everything it sees Covers the entire ocean floor Someone tried to film it, it ate the camera How can it possibly eat enough to keep itself alive with how big it is? How many *Bloops* Someone heard Just how deep is the ocean if this thing is in the way? are there? it sing

The Three-Billion Year Old Carpoomer Only known as an urban legend among deep-sea divers Is as old as life itself on Earth Feelers make a weird popping sound Eats anything that comes in contact with its feelers "Oh god l'm gonna BLOOP" Possibly related to the Portuguese Man-Of-War? Is actually a colony of millions of organisms Can only stay alive by constantly consuming everything it sees Covers the entire ocean floor Someone tried to film it, it ate the camera How can it possibly eat enough to keep itself alive with how big it is? How many *Bloops* Someone heard Just how deep is the ocean if this thing is in the way? are there? it sing

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I-Is that a mildly entertaining late night comedy panel show?

Falls asleep with TV still on every night "There's nothing on" - watches anyway Gets home from work, Cannot cope with silence immediately tooms Larps as if his life Enjoys advertisements was a toom Believes everything Legs no longer function from lack of use he sees Has been tooming Eats while he tooms THE TOOMER since birth

Falls asleep with TV still on every night "There's nothing on" - watches anyway Gets home from work, Cannot cope with silence immediately tooms Larps as if his life Enjoys advertisements was a toom Believes everything Legs no longer function from lack of use he sees Has been tooming Eats while he tooms THE TOOMER since birth

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Controomer

The Controomer Says he hates reddit, posts regularly on the most reddit-like 4chan board Claims to be a Christian, the only reason he does is because he pretends to hate gays Insults you if confronted with actual facts Would have been an atheist Hops on the radical right train because it's the new left-winger 10 years ago when it was edgy counter-culture Has no real opinions, just recycled far right-wing drivel prides himself on his "white heritage" hasn't accomplished anything worth of note himself All his political beliefs are taken from ambiguous MS Paint infographs Sits in his room all day spamming racist jokes Would have been among the first ones to be gassed in Nazi Germany

The Controomer Says he hates reddit, posts regularly on the most reddit-like 4chan board Claims to be a Christian, the only reason he does is because he pretends to hate gays Insults you if confronted with actual facts Would have been an atheist Hops on the radical right train because it's the new left-winger 10 years ago when it was edgy counter-culture Has no real opinions, just recycled far right-wing drivel prides himself on his "white heritage" hasn't accomplished anything worth of note himself All his political beliefs are taken from ambiguous MS Paint infographs Sits in his room all day spamming racist jokes Would have been among the first ones to be gassed in Nazi Germany

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