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Centrist doomer

The 28 year old centrist doomer Has finally realized that liberals aren't leftists Sometimes watches hbomberguy, sometimes BPS "Soy doesn't actually decrease your testosterone" Argues to death with racists on Twitter, but also gets bothered by minorities in entertainment Is too stressed out to enjoy grilling anymore Thinks anti-SJWS are fat neckbeards before realizing the same thing about breadtubers "Antifa and BLM are bad, but white supremacists have also killed people" Isn't certain if the Holocaust happened or not Mixes vodka with soda

The 28 year old centrist doomer Has finally realized that liberals aren't leftists Sometimes watches hbomberguy, sometimes BPS "Soy doesn't actually decrease your testosterone" Argues to death with racists on Twitter, but also gets bothered by minorities in entertainment Is too stressed out to enjoy grilling anymore Thinks anti-SJWS are fat neckbeards before realizing the same thing about breadtubers "Antifa and BLM are bad, but white supremacists have also killed people" Isn't certain if the Holocaust happened or not Mixes vodka with soda

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kaiserboo

the kaiserboo takes hoi4 thinks he payed attention as a political education in history class didn't learn a thing sees willy II as a god praises the germany right before 1914, but never the one shortly after 1871 white nationalist thinks germany without even should've won ww1 thanks to realizing it kaiserreich

the kaiserboo takes hoi4 thinks he payed attention as a political education in history class didn't learn a thing sees willy II as a god praises the germany right before 1914, but never the one shortly after 1871 white nationalist thinks germany without even should've won ww1 thanks to realizing it kaiserreich

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THIS IS DEBOONKED

"uh, no, this has been deboonked- one of the researchers "I f***ing LOVE SCIENCE!!1!" had a mean chihuahua so none of her data is valid" Comfy childhood, C student TDS has never independently researched something in his life "uh, that's a conspiracy theory" lots of friends, all of which secretly can't stand him "AHHHH I'M DEBOO00000ONKIIIING" still believes Jussie Smollett The 35-year-old Deboonker loved the new Star Wars doesn't have time to read your article, just wants you to watch this 4 hour youtube video that deboonks your article "if it wasn't FALSE they wouldn't have BANNED IT" loves the History Channel *posts dog pictures with cringe captions * liberal doesn't google the topic, googles "(whatever you said ) + DEBOONK" Snopes said it was false, sorry pal nice statistic you got there, too bad he has an u"foodie"" ANECDOTE ADAM RUINS EVERYTHING/ "a lot of these conspiracy theories are actually really anti-semitic, yikes" "stupid anti-vaxxers, or as I like to call them, PRO PLAGUE hahaha" physically cannot think about anything that even *might* have been deboonked will believe anything anyone with a degree tells him, about anything, no matter how unrelated to their field of expertise "spreading false information should be illegal"

"uh, no, this has been deboonked- one of the researchers "I f***ing LOVE SCIENCE!!1!" had a mean chihuahua so none of her data is valid" Comfy childhood, C student TDS has never independently researched something in his life "uh, that's a conspiracy theory" lots of friends, all of which secretly can't stand him "AHHHH I'M DEBOO00000ONKIIIING" still believes Jussie Smollett The 35-year-old Deboonker loved the new Star Wars doesn't have time to read your article, just wants you to watch this 4 hour youtube video that deboonks your article "if it wasn't FALSE they wouldn't have BANNED IT" loves the History Channel *posts dog pictures with cringe captions * liberal doesn't google the topic, googles "(whatever you said ) + DEBOONK" Snopes said it was false, sorry pal nice statistic you got there, too bad he has an u"foodie"" ANECDOTE ADAM RUINS EVERYTHING/ "a lot of these conspiracy theories are actually really anti-semitic, yikes" "stupid anti-vaxxers, or as I like to call them, PRO PLAGUE hahaha" physically cannot think about anything that even *might* have been deboonked will believe anything anyone with a degree tells him, about anything, no matter how unrelated to their field of expertise "spreading false information should be illegal"

/pol/ 4chan deboonker adam ruins everything

Tinkerer

Remember Tinkerer by Marvel? I saw that 19-Year-Old Thinker meme.

Remember Tinkerer by Marvel? I saw that 19-Year-Old Thinker meme.

#oomerwojak #wojak #feelsguy #marvel #tinkerer

19 Year Old Xoomer

Just came out of my head.
If you have millenials who act like boomers, then you have zoomers who acts like xoomers aka generation x.

Just came out of my head.
If you have millenials who act like boomers, then you have zoomers who acts like xoomers aka generation x.

#zoomer #boomer

The 15 Year Old Zoomer Tradcath

Just browsing /his/ on 4chan. I saw this meme in r/consoomer on Reddit which is more faithful about exposing consumerism than r/consumeproduct.

Just browsing /his/ on 4chan. I saw this meme in r/consoomer on Reddit which is more faithful about exposing consumerism than r/consumeproduct.

#zoomer #oomerowjak #tradcath

Asoomer wojak

Asoomer wojak

Asoomer wojak

diagnooser

The 63 year old Diagnooser White coat = Smart Everything is a mental disorder Believes pills can solve depression His title is his personality Actually thinks he's helping people Comply or he'll lock you up I... i'm gonna... DIAGNOOSE Relishes feeling of power and authority Meds. NOW. Got impersonated by a mailman for years MEDS and no one noticed

The 63 year old Diagnooser White coat = Smart Everything is a mental disorder Believes pills can solve depression His title is his personality Actually thinks he's helping people Comply or he'll lock you up I... i'm gonna... DIAGNOOSE Relishes feeling of power and authority Meds. NOW. Got impersonated by a mailman for years MEDS and no one noticed

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oomer (dispooter)

The Dispooter "Cope! Cope! This is all just coping because you lost Drumpftards! Accept the election results! "Pfft, elections can't be hacked! Why yes, Russia did hack the election so Hillary lost, why do you ask?" JOE BIDEN Prays to Jack Dorsey every day for ensuring all fraud claims are dispooooted "It's just a glitch, nothing to worry about. All normal and legitimate." Edits Wikipedia pages of mathematical concepts so his side wins Celebrates Biden winning the important 100+ age group OH GOD I'M DISPOOO0OTING

The Dispooter "Cope! Cope! This is all just coping because you lost Drumpftards! Accept the election results! "Pfft, elections can't be hacked! Why yes, Russia did hack the election so Hillary lost, why do you ask?" JOE BIDEN Prays to Jack Dorsey every day for ensuring all fraud claims are dispooooted "It's just a glitch, nothing to worry about. All normal and legitimate." Edits Wikipedia pages of mathematical concepts so his side wins Celebrates Biden winning the important 100+ age group OH GOD I'M DISPOOO0OTING

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Stroomer

the 26 year old STROOMER STROOM hand is jacked from tremolo picking exercises, every hour on the hour doesn't even know what the hell lead playing is, just STROOMS instead no further ambitions in life one semester in college guitar course, suspended for incessant STROOMING tries to sleep but just ends up STROOMING "I-is that a new acoustic cover uploaded onto youtube? i... uhh.. UGGH IM GONNAAAA STROO000000000OM" doesn't go to work

the 26 year old STROOMER STROOM hand is jacked from tremolo picking exercises, every hour on the hour doesn't even know what the hell lead playing is, just STROOMS instead no further ambitions in life one semester in college guitar course, suspended for incessant STROOMING tries to sleep but just ends up STROOMING "I-is that a new acoustic cover uploaded onto youtube? i... uhh.. UGGH IM GONNAAAA STROO000000000OM" doesn't go to work

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Self Improvement

24 year old self improover suffers from severe autism >im gonna improoooovvvvv has no idea how human relationships actually work thinks he can overcome his subhuman genetics with the right attitude and protein shake formula writes long essays on reddit about making eye contact with women assumes that everyone else must have also taken multi year long self improvement journeys before they were able to make friends and/or get a girlfriend best years of his life are already over anyway pretends to be confident but knows deep down has nothing to be confident about and is just deluding himself genuinely believes that people give two f---- how confident he is believes in magic, thinks that by saying the right things he can trigger selective blindness in women thus preventing them from noticing that he is 5'7" genuinely believes that women are attracted to "funny" guys doesn't realize that if you have to play the game, you already lost

24 year old self improover suffers from severe autism >im gonna improoooovvvvv has no idea how human relationships actually work thinks he can overcome his subhuman genetics with the right attitude and protein shake formula writes long essays on reddit about making eye contact with women assumes that everyone else must have also taken multi year long self improvement journeys before they were able to make friends and/or get a girlfriend best years of his life are already over anyway pretends to be confident but knows deep down has nothing to be confident about and is just deluding himself genuinely believes that people give two f---- how confident he is believes in magic, thinks that by saying the right things he can trigger selective blindness in women thus preventing them from noticing that he is 5'7" genuinely believes that women are attracted to "funny" guys doesn't realize that if you have to play the game, you already lost

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Bloober

The Grand Strategy Bloober Every single campaign focused on blobbing In a state of war for the entire campaign >Trusted with the fate of his people >Sacrifices 400.000 brave men for a strip of desert Carefully conquers provinces around wastelands to paint the map in his bloobs colour Backstabbs his most loyal allies 10/10 Italy-moves all the time Regulary jacks off to Screenshots of his le ebin GroBgermanium His life is Suffering, so he makes harmless OPMS suffer ingame "Mom, i can't pause an onlinegame" -Plays Singeplayer "OOOH GOD IM BLOOOOBING AAAAH!" Never heard of roleplaying Just bloobs Only invests in the Forces King of the ashes Would sell his dog for a decent province Never satisfied "I need to conquer" Plays grand strategy games to feel smart

The Grand Strategy Bloober Every single campaign focused on blobbing In a state of war for the entire campaign >Trusted with the fate of his people >Sacrifices 400.000 brave men for a strip of desert Carefully conquers provinces around wastelands to paint the map in his bloobs colour Backstabbs his most loyal allies 10/10 Italy-moves all the time Regulary jacks off to Screenshots of his le ebin GroBgermanium His life is Suffering, so he makes harmless OPMS suffer ingame "Mom, i can't pause an onlinegame" -Plays Singeplayer "OOOH GOD IM BLOOOOBING AAAAH!" Never heard of roleplaying Just bloobs Only invests in the Forces King of the ashes Would sell his dog for a decent province Never satisfied "I need to conquer" Plays grand strategy games to feel smart

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Mr Hawkins, please.

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Self loathing man of inaction

The Self-Loathing Man of Inaction (20s) >super-NEET, hasn't been outside in literal months >rarely even does things he likes anymore What do I want to do? I don't know.. I'm not driving yet, but you know, soon. >procrastinates basic tasks such as cleaning or cooking Oh right, that's on my backlog. Keeps getting bigger and bigger, l'll get my GED some day. heh.. Yeah, I've been meaning to do >will neglect hygienic activies such as brushing teeth or showering that, haha.. >spends most of his time watching garbage on I don't know how to do that. I don't know what I want. I just don't know. YouTube, browsing boards or talking in chatrooms Hah, I can only really cook instant ramen. I'm so bored. >family probably think he's retarded or worse >has alienated or lost most friends in the real world STOP GIVING ME ADVICE, OKAY? I'm trying. I'll do it tomorrow. I'm too lazy. What am I supposed to do again? This is the day. I'm gonna turn things around. >has convinced himself he's ready to improve and leave the NEET life but constantly sabotages himself and prevents any commitment to change Eh, not today. >things never turn around, he gets more depressed

The Self-Loathing Man of Inaction (20s) >super-NEET, hasn't been outside in literal months >rarely even does things he likes anymore What do I want to do? I don't know.. I'm not driving yet, but you know, soon. >procrastinates basic tasks such as cleaning or cooking Oh right, that's on my backlog. Keeps getting bigger and bigger, l'll get my GED some day. heh.. Yeah, I've been meaning to do >will neglect hygienic activies such as brushing teeth or showering that, haha.. >spends most of his time watching garbage on I don't know how to do that. I don't know what I want. I just don't know. YouTube, browsing boards or talking in chatrooms Hah, I can only really cook instant ramen. I'm so bored. >family probably think he's retarded or worse >has alienated or lost most friends in the real world STOP GIVING ME ADVICE, OKAY? I'm trying. I'll do it tomorrow. I'm too lazy. What am I supposed to do again? This is the day. I'm gonna turn things around. >has convinced himself he's ready to improve and leave the NEET life but constantly sabotages himself and prevents any commitment to change Eh, not today. >things never turn around, he gets more depressed

the fumer

THE FUMER "I'M GONNA FYO00OM!!!" MEGA MEGA F------ FUMING JAW NEVER LIVID WITH SLIGHTEST PRIVOCATION UNCLENCHES CAN LIFT A TRUCK USING JUST ADRENALINE AND RAGE Mono- chromatic vision "DON'T F------ TELL ME TO CALM only sees red DOWN"

THE FUMER "I'M GONNA FYO00OM!!!" MEGA MEGA F------ FUMING JAW NEVER LIVID WITH SLIGHTEST PRIVOCATION UNCLENCHES CAN LIFT A TRUCK USING JUST ADRENALINE AND RAGE Mono- chromatic vision "DON'T F------ TELL ME TO CALM only sees red DOWN"

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The 21 year old slizer

THE 21 YEAR OLD SLIZER Always brings up the point that if it weren't for them, BIONICLE would not exist Throws disks "OH GOD, ARE THOSE DISKS???" Prefers to be called a "Throwbot" "I'M THROO00OWING!!" Got replaced by Roboriders O'4.5" Always wants to play ultimate frisbee "Hang my carrying case by your belt, young children."

THE 21 YEAR OLD SLIZER Always brings up the point that if it weren't for them, BIONICLE would not exist Throws disks "OH GOD, ARE THOSE DISKS???" Prefers to be called a "Throwbot" "I'M THROO00OWING!!" Got replaced by Roboriders O'4.5" Always wants to play ultimate frisbee "Hang my carrying case by your belt, young children."

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