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The 56 Year Old Yoonifier (Otto von Bismarck)

The 56-Year Old Yoonifier "oh your state speaks German? wow mine to0, "i'm so sorry the holy roman empire fell, that must have been tough on what a coincidence :) must be fate, babe <3" you sweetie x" "i'm gonna... I'M GONNA YOON... UNRGGH I'M "the German Confederation is only 30 years old? wow, you're such a mature state for GONNA YO000000NIFY GERMANY" your age :)" "you're not a catholic, right? you gotta tell me if you're a catholic"

The 56-Year Old Yoonifier "oh your state speaks German? wow mine to0, "i'm so sorry the holy roman empire fell, that must have been tough on what a coincidence :) must be fate, babe <3" you sweetie x" "i'm gonna... I'M GONNA YOON... UNRGGH I'M "the German Confederation is only 30 years old? wow, you're such a mature state for GONNA YO000000NIFY GERMANY" your age :)" "you're not a catholic, right? you gotta tell me if you're a catholic"

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The 20yo Speeder

THE 20 YEARS OLD SPEEDER downloads tons of things compulsively without giving them any attention later. reads somewhere he had hurry sickness but was too much in a hurry to bother read the whole thing wasted his teenage eats fast years because he cared too much browses chan boards all day as if he was in a hurry. can only listen to music (drops the song if the first second isn't trying to relax makes him more stressed don't have the time to play vidya, watch anime/movies or learn anything ,despite being a enjoyable) depressed neet. will probably die of a heart attack before 30 daydreams by listening to music daydreams about not caring anymore and living a comfy life hopes hes gonna make it wakes up only to return to bed at night will look like 60 when he has strict sleep shedules/feels bad if he sleeps too late despite having nothing important the next day. reaches 25 don't know what it means to live can't appreciate something without thinking of always has to know wich hour it is what he'll do next. speeds p--- videos untill sex scenes.

THE 20 YEARS OLD SPEEDER downloads tons of things compulsively without giving them any attention later. reads somewhere he had hurry sickness but was too much in a hurry to bother read the whole thing wasted his teenage eats fast years because he cared too much browses chan boards all day as if he was in a hurry. can only listen to music (drops the song if the first second isn't trying to relax makes him more stressed don't have the time to play vidya, watch anime/movies or learn anything ,despite being a enjoyable) depressed neet. will probably die of a heart attack before 30 daydreams by listening to music daydreams about not caring anymore and living a comfy life hopes hes gonna make it wakes up only to return to bed at night will look like 60 when he has strict sleep shedules/feels bad if he sleeps too late despite having nothing important the next day. reaches 25 don't know what it means to live can't appreciate something without thinking of always has to know wich hour it is what he'll do next. speeds p--- videos untill sex scenes.

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Coomfer

The 23 year old Coomfer spends 3/4 of the year wishing it were winter >is that snow >OH GOD IM CO000000OOMFING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA lives off hot beverages, has never seen an ice cube in his life doesn't work, just coomfs the only time he leaves his house is to go all his life goals relate somehow to becoming even more comfy camping innacomfywoods only ever wears wool; knows that cotton kills owns a variety of woollen blankets has an entire folder of comfy pepes mulls his own wine

The 23 year old Coomfer spends 3/4 of the year wishing it were winter >is that snow >OH GOD IM CO000000OOMFING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA lives off hot beverages, has never seen an ice cube in his life doesn't work, just coomfs the only time he leaves his house is to go all his life goals relate somehow to becoming even more comfy camping innacomfywoods only ever wears wool; knows that cotton kills owns a variety of woollen blankets has an entire folder of comfy pepes mulls his own wine

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oomer (cooper)

The 45 year old COOPER "ААННН ІМ has literally done nothing this election cycle but cope "he can still win with CO00000OPING" the supreme court" doesn't understand how already made plans to move to russia or japan "WIDESPREAD mail-in ballots work VOTER FRAUD!!" КЕЕР "but what about those "trump actually won, the MEDIA is just deceiving you" AMERICA GREAT dead people who voted" knows trump was losing no matter what, copes anyway "the left should stop making fun of trump he's going through a very tough time" unironically believes the dems are descendants of stalin knowledge of politics equivalent to the level of high school government class "COUNT THE VOTES, WAIT I MEAN STOP twitter vigilante defending trump every chance he gets COUNTING THEM"

The 45 year old COOPER "ААННН ІМ has literally done nothing this election cycle but cope "he can still win with CO00000OPING" the supreme court" doesn't understand how already made plans to move to russia or japan "WIDESPREAD mail-in ballots work VOTER FRAUD!!" КЕЕР "but what about those "trump actually won, the MEDIA is just deceiving you" AMERICA GREAT dead people who voted" knows trump was losing no matter what, copes anyway "the left should stop making fun of trump he's going through a very tough time" unironically believes the dems are descendants of stalin knowledge of politics equivalent to the level of high school government class "COUNT THE VOTES, WAIT I MEAN STOP twitter vigilante defending trump every chance he gets COUNTING THEM"

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AAAAAAAAAAA IM GONNA BREWWWWWWWWWW

The 30 year old COOFFEINER Needs 6 cups in the morning to wake up Tea doesn't do it for him anymore, discarded water for coffee Coffee machine is always running Knows every Starbucks in his city better than his apartment AAAAH I'M GONNA BREW Close to achieving immortality due to infusing his cells with the power COOFFE His diet consists of nothing but coffee and coffee beans Gave up on cleaning his stained teeth His body is always on overdrive Doc says he has 3 weeks to live, gets himself an espressO in response Just drinks coffee all day Got fired because he used up all the office's coffee His ox-heart pounds like a f------ piston His veins seethe with the fury of the bean

The 30 year old COOFFEINER Needs 6 cups in the morning to wake up Tea doesn't do it for him anymore, discarded water for coffee Coffee machine is always running Knows every Starbucks in his city better than his apartment AAAAH I'M GONNA BREW Close to achieving immortality due to infusing his cells with the power COOFFE His diet consists of nothing but coffee and coffee beans Gave up on cleaning his stained teeth His body is always on overdrive Doc says he has 3 weeks to live, gets himself an espressO in response Just drinks coffee all day Got fired because he used up all the office's coffee His ox-heart pounds like a f------ piston His veins seethe with the fury of the bean

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Centrist doomer

The 28 year old centrist doomer Has finally realized that liberals aren't leftists Sometimes watches hbomberguy, sometimes BPS "Soy doesn't actually decrease your testosterone" Argues to death with racists on Twitter, but also gets bothered by minorities in entertainment Is too stressed out to enjoy grilling anymore Thinks anti-SJWS are fat neckbeards before realizing the same thing about breadtubers "Antifa and BLM are bad, but white supremacists have also killed people" Isn't certain if the Holocaust happened or not Mixes vodka with soda

The 28 year old centrist doomer Has finally realized that liberals aren't leftists Sometimes watches hbomberguy, sometimes BPS "Soy doesn't actually decrease your testosterone" Argues to death with racists on Twitter, but also gets bothered by minorities in entertainment Is too stressed out to enjoy grilling anymore Thinks anti-SJWS are fat neckbeards before realizing the same thing about breadtubers "Antifa and BLM are bad, but white supremacists have also killed people" Isn't certain if the Holocaust happened or not Mixes vodka with soda

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kaiserboo

the kaiserboo takes hoi4 thinks he payed attention as a political education in history class didn't learn a thing sees willy II as a god praises the germany right before 1914, but never the one shortly after 1871 white nationalist thinks germany without even should've won ww1 thanks to realizing it kaiserreich

the kaiserboo takes hoi4 thinks he payed attention as a political education in history class didn't learn a thing sees willy II as a god praises the germany right before 1914, but never the one shortly after 1871 white nationalist thinks germany without even should've won ww1 thanks to realizing it kaiserreich

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THIS IS DEBOONKED

"uh, no, this has been deboonked- one of the researchers "I f***ing LOVE SCIENCE!!1!" had a mean chihuahua so none of her data is valid" Comfy childhood, C student TDS has never independently researched something in his life "uh, that's a conspiracy theory" lots of friends, all of which secretly can't stand him "AHHHH I'M DEBOO00000ONKIIIING" still believes Jussie Smollett The 35-year-old Deboonker loved the new Star Wars doesn't have time to read your article, just wants you to watch this 4 hour youtube video that deboonks your article "if it wasn't FALSE they wouldn't have BANNED IT" loves the History Channel *posts dog pictures with cringe captions * liberal doesn't google the topic, googles "(whatever you said ) + DEBOONK" Snopes said it was false, sorry pal nice statistic you got there, too bad he has an u"foodie"" ANECDOTE ADAM RUINS EVERYTHING/ "a lot of these conspiracy theories are actually really anti-semitic, yikes" "stupid anti-vaxxers, or as I like to call them, PRO PLAGUE hahaha" physically cannot think about anything that even *might* have been deboonked will believe anything anyone with a degree tells him, about anything, no matter how unrelated to their field of expertise "spreading false information should be illegal"

"uh, no, this has been deboonked- one of the researchers "I f***ing LOVE SCIENCE!!1!" had a mean chihuahua so none of her data is valid" Comfy childhood, C student TDS has never independently researched something in his life "uh, that's a conspiracy theory" lots of friends, all of which secretly can't stand him "AHHHH I'M DEBOO00000ONKIIIING" still believes Jussie Smollett The 35-year-old Deboonker loved the new Star Wars doesn't have time to read your article, just wants you to watch this 4 hour youtube video that deboonks your article "if it wasn't FALSE they wouldn't have BANNED IT" loves the History Channel *posts dog pictures with cringe captions * liberal doesn't google the topic, googles "(whatever you said ) + DEBOONK" Snopes said it was false, sorry pal nice statistic you got there, too bad he has an u"foodie"" ANECDOTE ADAM RUINS EVERYTHING/ "a lot of these conspiracy theories are actually really anti-semitic, yikes" "stupid anti-vaxxers, or as I like to call them, PRO PLAGUE hahaha" physically cannot think about anything that even *might* have been deboonked will believe anything anyone with a degree tells him, about anything, no matter how unrelated to their field of expertise "spreading false information should be illegal"

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Tinkerer

Remember Tinkerer by Marvel? I saw that 19-Year-Old Thinker meme.

Remember Tinkerer by Marvel? I saw that 19-Year-Old Thinker meme.

#oomerwojak #wojak #feelsguy #marvel #tinkerer

19 Year Old Xoomer

Just came out of my head.
If you have millenials who act like boomers, then you have zoomers who acts like xoomers aka generation x.

Just came out of my head.
If you have millenials who act like boomers, then you have zoomers who acts like xoomers aka generation x.

#zoomer #boomer

The 15 Year Old Zoomer Tradcath

Just browsing /his/ on 4chan. I saw this meme in r/consoomer on Reddit which is more faithful about exposing consumerism than r/consumeproduct.

Just browsing /his/ on 4chan. I saw this meme in r/consoomer on Reddit which is more faithful about exposing consumerism than r/consumeproduct.

#zoomer #oomerowjak #tradcath

Asoomer wojak

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diagnooser

The 63 year old Diagnooser White coat = Smart Everything is a mental disorder Believes pills can solve depression His title is his personality Actually thinks he's helping people Comply or he'll lock you up I... i'm gonna... DIAGNOOSE Relishes feeling of power and authority Meds. NOW. Got impersonated by a mailman for years MEDS and no one noticed

The 63 year old Diagnooser White coat = Smart Everything is a mental disorder Believes pills can solve depression His title is his personality Actually thinks he's helping people Comply or he'll lock you up I... i'm gonna... DIAGNOOSE Relishes feeling of power and authority Meds. NOW. Got impersonated by a mailman for years MEDS and no one noticed

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oomer (dispooter)

The Dispooter "Cope! Cope! This is all just coping because you lost Drumpftards! Accept the election results! "Pfft, elections can't be hacked! Why yes, Russia did hack the election so Hillary lost, why do you ask?" JOE BIDEN Prays to Jack Dorsey every day for ensuring all fraud claims are dispooooted "It's just a glitch, nothing to worry about. All normal and legitimate." Edits Wikipedia pages of mathematical concepts so his side wins Celebrates Biden winning the important 100+ age group OH GOD I'M DISPOOO0OTING

The Dispooter "Cope! Cope! This is all just coping because you lost Drumpftards! Accept the election results! "Pfft, elections can't be hacked! Why yes, Russia did hack the election so Hillary lost, why do you ask?" JOE BIDEN Prays to Jack Dorsey every day for ensuring all fraud claims are dispooooted "It's just a glitch, nothing to worry about. All normal and legitimate." Edits Wikipedia pages of mathematical concepts so his side wins Celebrates Biden winning the important 100+ age group OH GOD I'M DISPOOO0OTING

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Stroomer

the 26 year old STROOMER STROOM hand is jacked from tremolo picking exercises, every hour on the hour doesn't even know what the hell lead playing is, just STROOMS instead no further ambitions in life one semester in college guitar course, suspended for incessant STROOMING tries to sleep but just ends up STROOMING "I-is that a new acoustic cover uploaded onto youtube? i... uhh.. UGGH IM GONNAAAA STROO000000000OM" doesn't go to work

the 26 year old STROOMER STROOM hand is jacked from tremolo picking exercises, every hour on the hour doesn't even know what the hell lead playing is, just STROOMS instead no further ambitions in life one semester in college guitar course, suspended for incessant STROOMING tries to sleep but just ends up STROOMING "I-is that a new acoustic cover uploaded onto youtube? i... uhh.. UGGH IM GONNAAAA STROO000000000OM" doesn't go to work

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Self Improvement

24 year old self improover suffers from severe autism >im gonna improoooovvvvv has no idea how human relationships actually work thinks he can overcome his subhuman genetics with the right attitude and protein shake formula writes long essays on reddit about making eye contact with women assumes that everyone else must have also taken multi year long self improvement journeys before they were able to make friends and/or get a girlfriend best years of his life are already over anyway pretends to be confident but knows deep down has nothing to be confident about and is just deluding himself genuinely believes that people give two f---- how confident he is believes in magic, thinks that by saying the right things he can trigger selective blindness in women thus preventing them from noticing that he is 5'7" genuinely believes that women are attracted to "funny" guys doesn't realize that if you have to play the game, you already lost

24 year old self improover suffers from severe autism >im gonna improoooovvvvv has no idea how human relationships actually work thinks he can overcome his subhuman genetics with the right attitude and protein shake formula writes long essays on reddit about making eye contact with women assumes that everyone else must have also taken multi year long self improvement journeys before they were able to make friends and/or get a girlfriend best years of his life are already over anyway pretends to be confident but knows deep down has nothing to be confident about and is just deluding himself genuinely believes that people give two f---- how confident he is believes in magic, thinks that by saying the right things he can trigger selective blindness in women thus preventing them from noticing that he is 5'7" genuinely believes that women are attracted to "funny" guys doesn't realize that if you have to play the game, you already lost

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