Paranoid Parrot - Images
"You're a fine guy." | Rape imminent


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Hear a click during flu shot. | NANOBOTS


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Electric socket retracts | they'll read my funeral rights... when the lightning strikes!


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Mom going to store | she abandoned us


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Cat rubbing against foot in the night | do NOT think about tarantulas


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Read #AdiosAmerica on Twitter | mexicans will nuke U.S.


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Friend posts to your wall asking how you liked the first episode | everyone knows you watch My Littl...


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Random guy sits next to me at the bus | rapist


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Girlfriend writes on wall of friend and not mine | she doesn't need me anymore


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Bed creaks when I roll over | parents think I masturbare


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Juicy fart | dropped load in pants


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Girls laughing behind you | must have sat in something


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Return to class from bathroom | everyone knows how long you've been gone


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Lurking /b/, car drives by | FBI


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