Paranoid Parrot - Images
See a floater in vision | I'm going blind
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When you find that special someone...who's just as paranoid as you.
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Late night gaming | piss in bottle
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Mosquito bite? West nile virus
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Teammate behind me | Spy
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Arm twitches | it's a seizure
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Peeing next to a closed shower curtain. | Someone's behind it.
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Have a head ache. | it's a tumor!
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Didn't steal anything | get nervious anyway
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Mom takes brother to practice | she is running off with the kids
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Still picture of room on internet | oh god screamer
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Old person sits next to you on the bus | minimize breathing to avoid diseases
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The man on the TV said all birds are paranoid | But he looked at me when he said it...
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Borders is closing | Fahrenheit 451 is coming true
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Cartoon Paranoid Parrot (by petirep)
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Conspiracy site: 404 page not found | they knew too much!
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Listen to conservative talk shows | switch to npr before exiting car
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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 premiere | confused my the meaning of "midnight"
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Well, obviously | we have a rapist in Jurassic Park
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Hear door bell | freak out
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