Paranoid Parrot - Images
Old person sits next to you on the bus | minimize breathing to avoid diseases
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The man on the TV said all birds are paranoid | But he looked at me when he said it...
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Borders is closing | Fahrenheit 451 is coming true
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Cartoon Paranoid Parrot (by petirep)
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Conspiracy site: 404 page not found | they knew too much!
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Listen to conservative talk shows | switch to npr before exiting car
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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 premiere | confused my the meaning of "midnight"
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Well, obviously | we have a rapist in Jurassic Park
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Hear door bell | freak out
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Finally meet nice girl online | no chicks on the internet
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Dogs start barking for no apparent reason at 3am | slenderman
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Someone posts on your Facebook wall | wait a few minutes to respond so they don't think you don't ha...
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Finish test first | what did I do wrong?
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Fapping to porn, hear sirens | porn is now illegal and they're coming to get me
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Person staring at your mouth | must have something between my teeth
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Black man asking for the time | snatching the knife in your pocket
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Headache after binge drinking | getting a brain surgeons appointment
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Bald man crossing the street | nazis are gathering
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Save game file | save game file again
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See black man wearing red | it's the bloods
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