Paranoid Parrot - Images
Car still behind me after two turns | prepare to fight
![CAR STILL BEHIND ME AFTER TWO TURNS PREPARE TO FIGH](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/104/812/1295884535788.jpg)
![CAR STILL BEHIND ME AFTER TWO TURNS PREPARE TO FIGH](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/104/812/1295884535788.jpg)
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Helicopters fly lowly around your neighborhood | FEEMA
![HELICOPTERS FLY LOWLY AROUND YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD FEEMA @DOUGMOTA tumblr. quickmeme.com](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/103/307/k0v.jpg)
![HELICOPTERS FLY LOWLY AROUND YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD FEEMA @DOUGMOTA tumblr. quickmeme.com](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/103/307/k0v.jpg)
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Hear person walking behind you | rapist
![HEAR PERSON WALKING BEHIND YOU R----- memegenerator.no](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/096/051/Hear-person-walking-behind-you-RAPIST.jpg)
![HEAR PERSON WALKING BEHIND YOU R----- memegenerator.no](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/096/051/Hear-person-walking-behind-you-RAPIST.jpg)
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Walked through a crowd and felt like no one saw me | oh shit, I'm dead
![WALKED THROUGH A CROWD AND FELT LIKE NO ONE SAW ME OH S---, I'M DEAD memegenerator.no](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/094/905/deadparrot.jpg)
![WALKED THROUGH A CROWD AND FELT LIKE NO ONE SAW ME OH S---, I'M DEAD memegenerator.no](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/094/905/deadparrot.jpg)
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Fapping, hear car drive by | pull up pants, lock doors
![FAPPING, HEAR CAR DRIVE BY PULL UP PANTS, LOCK DOORS memegenerator.no](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/094/811/fapping-hear-car-drive-by-pull-up-pants-lock-doors.jpg)
![FAPPING, HEAR CAR DRIVE BY PULL UP PANTS, LOCK DOORS memegenerator.no](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/094/811/fapping-hear-car-drive-by-pull-up-pants-lock-doors.jpg)
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Post FB status | no comments, everyone hates you
![POST FB STATUS NO COMMENTS, EVERYONE HATES YOU egener](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/094/223/64c.jpg)
![POST FB STATUS NO COMMENTS, EVERYONE HATES YOU egener](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/094/223/64c.jpg)
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Enter the pool | there's a shark in the pool
![ENTER THE POOL THERE IS A SHARK IN THE POOL memegenerator.no](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/093/749/Enter-the-pool-There-is-a-shark-in-the-pool.jpg)
![ENTER THE POOL THERE IS A SHARK IN THE POOL memegenerator.no](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/093/749/Enter-the-pool-There-is-a-shark-in-the-pool.jpg)
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Thinks something weird and sexual | everyone's sudeenly telepathic
![THINK SOMETHING WEIRD AND SEXUAL EVERYONE'S SUDEENLY TELEPATHiegeeat](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/093/747/1295137468682.jpg)
![THINK SOMETHING WEIRD AND SEXUAL EVERYONE'S SUDEENLY TELEPATHiegeeat](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/093/747/1295137468682.jpg)
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Hear a noise, dog isn't barking | the dog is already dead
![HEAR A NOISE, DOG ISN'T BARKING THE DOG IS ALREADY DEAD](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/093/746/1295137055212.jpg)
![HEAR A NOISE, DOG ISN'T BARKING THE DOG IS ALREADY DEAD](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/093/746/1295137055212.jpg)
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Turn off the downstairs light before going to bed upstairs | run for your life
![TURN OFF THE DOWNSTAIRS LIGHT BEFORE GOING TO BED UPSTAIRS RUN FOR YOUR IE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/093/745/1295135957173.jpg)
![TURN OFF THE DOWNSTAIRS LIGHT BEFORE GOING TO BED UPSTAIRS RUN FOR YOUR IE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/093/745/1295135957173.jpg)
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Attempt to kill spider but miss | he's going to attack you when you sleep tonight
![ATTEMPT TO KILL SPIDER BUT MISS HE'S GOING TO ATTACK YOU WHEN YOU GO TO SLEEP TONIGHT](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/093/744/1295135690818.jpg)
![ATTEMPT TO KILL SPIDER BUT MISS HE'S GOING TO ATTACK YOU WHEN YOU GO TO SLEEP TONIGHT](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/093/744/1295135690818.jpg)
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Parents aren't back yet | they're dead
![PARENTS AREN'T BACK YET THEY'RE DEAD](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/093/743/1295136655650.jpg)
![PARENTS AREN'T BACK YET THEY'RE DEAD](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/093/743/1295136655650.jpg)
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Think, "I know you can read my thoughts.", just in case
![THINK, "I KNOW YOU CAN READ MY THOUGHTS" UST IN CASE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/093/742/1295135500638.jpg)
![THINK, "I KNOW YOU CAN READ MY THOUGHTS" UST IN CASE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/093/742/1295135500638.jpg)
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Beautiful lady hits on you | it's eames
![BEAUTIFUL LADY HITS ON YOU IT'S EAMES](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/092/759/wb2btj.png)
![BEAUTIFUL LADY HITS ON YOU IT'S EAMES](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/092/759/wb2btj.png)
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Oh just the washing machine | call Dave and tell him there's no earthquake
![OH JUST THE WASHING MACHINE CALL DAVE AND TELL HIM THERE'S NO EARTHQUAKE memegenerator.n](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/091/604/089.jpg)
![OH JUST THE WASHING MACHINE CALL DAVE AND TELL HIM THERE'S NO EARTHQUAKE memegenerator.n](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/091/604/089.jpg)
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Type out mean message on enemy's formspring as anonymous | doesn't send because they know your typin...
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