Paranoid Parrot - Images
Still picture of room on internet | oh god screamer
![STILL PICTURE OF ROOM ON INTERNET OH GOD SCREAMER Troll.m](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/161/927/still-picture-of-room-on-internet-oh-god-screamer.jpg)
![STILL PICTURE OF ROOM ON INTERNET OH GOD SCREAMER Troll.m](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/161/927/still-picture-of-room-on-internet-oh-god-screamer.jpg)
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Old person sits next to you on the bus | minimize breathing to avoid diseases
![OLD PERSON SITS NEXT TO YOU'ON THE BUS MINIMIZE BREATHING TO AVOID DISEASES memegenerator.ne](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/161/571/pparrot-oldman.jpg)
![OLD PERSON SITS NEXT TO YOU'ON THE BUS MINIMIZE BREATHING TO AVOID DISEASES memegenerator.ne](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/161/571/pparrot-oldman.jpg)
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The man on the TV said all birds are paranoid | But he looked at me when he said it...
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Borders is closing | Fahrenheit 451 is coming true
![BORDERS IS CLOSING FAHRENHEIT 451 IS COMING TRUE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/156/699/FAHRENHEIT.jpg)
![BORDERS IS CLOSING FAHRENHEIT 451 IS COMING TRUE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/156/699/FAHRENHEIT.jpg)
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Cartoon Paranoid Parrot (by petirep)
!["Artist page":http://petirep.deviantart.com/art/Cartoon-Paranoid-Parrot-244615953](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/153/966/paranoid_parrot_by_petirep-d41myvl.jpg)
!["Artist page":http://petirep.deviantart.com/art/Cartoon-Paranoid-Parrot-244615953](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/153/966/paranoid_parrot_by_petirep-d41myvl.jpg)
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Conspiracy site: 404 page not found | they knew too much!
![CONSPIRACY SITE: 404 PAGE NOT FOUND THEY KNEW TOO MUCH MEMEBASE.com](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/150/768/memes-where-is-mel-gibson-when-you-need-him.jpg)
![CONSPIRACY SITE: 404 PAGE NOT FOUND THEY KNEW TOO MUCH MEMEBASE.com](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/150/768/memes-where-is-mel-gibson-when-you-need-him.jpg)
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Listen to conservative talk shows | switch to npr before exiting car
![LISTEN TO CONSERVATIVE TALK SHOWS SWITCH TO NPR BEFORE EXITING CAR momagenerator.n](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/145/435/8664655.jpg)
![LISTEN TO CONSERVATIVE TALK SHOWS SWITCH TO NPR BEFORE EXITING CAR momagenerator.n](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/145/435/8664655.jpg)
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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 premiere | confused my the meaning of "midnight"
![HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS PART 2 PREMIERE CONFUSED BY MEANING OF "MIDNIGHT"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/145/374/download.png)
![HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS PART 2 PREMIERE CONFUSED BY MEANING OF "MIDNIGHT"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/145/374/download.png)
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Well, obviously | we have a rapist in Jurassic Park
![WELL, OBVIOUSLY WE HAVE A R----- IN JURASSIC PARK momagenerator.n](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/144/585/8633661.jpg)
![WELL, OBVIOUSLY WE HAVE A R----- IN JURASSIC PARK momagenerator.n](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/144/585/8633661.jpg)
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Hear door bell | freak out
![Hear door bell freak out](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/141/519/55b.jpg)
![Hear door bell freak out](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/141/519/55b.jpg)
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Finally meet nice girl online | no chicks on the internet
![finally meet nice girl online No Chicks on the internet](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/141/512/ecb.jpg)
![finally meet nice girl online No Chicks on the internet](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/141/512/ecb.jpg)
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Dogs start barking for no apparent reason at 3am | slenderman
![Dogs start barking for no apparent reason at 3am SLENDERMA](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/135/670/tumblr_lmsu1ij2xj1qe11kdo1_500.jpg)
![Dogs start barking for no apparent reason at 3am SLENDERMA](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/135/670/tumblr_lmsu1ij2xj1qe11kdo1_500.jpg)
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Someone posts on your Facebook wall | wait a few minutes to respond so they don't think you don't ha...
![SOMEONE POSTS ON YOUR FACEBOOK WALL WAIT A FEW MINUTES TO RESPOND SO THEY DON'T THINK YOU DON'T HAVE A 哄](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/135/255/tumblr_lmpp6bzYXF1qe11kdo1_500.jpg)
![SOMEONE POSTS ON YOUR FACEBOOK WALL WAIT A FEW MINUTES TO RESPOND SO THEY DON'T THINK YOU DON'T HAVE A 哄](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/135/255/tumblr_lmpp6bzYXF1qe11kdo1_500.jpg)
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Finish test first | what did I do wrong?
![FINISH TEST FIRST WHAT DIDIDO WRONG? mamagenerator.n](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/133/549/tumblr_lmg6t9BTJi1qe11kdo1_400.png)
![FINISH TEST FIRST WHAT DIDIDO WRONG? mamagenerator.n](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/133/549/tumblr_lmg6t9BTJi1qe11kdo1_400.png)
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Fapping to porn, hear sirens | porn is now illegal and they're coming to get me
![FAPPING TO P---, HEAR SIRENS P--- IS NOW ILLEGAL AND THEY'RE COMING TO GET ME](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/133/095/360.png)
![FAPPING TO P---, HEAR SIRENS P--- IS NOW ILLEGAL AND THEY'RE COMING TO GET ME](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/133/095/360.png)
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Person staring at your mouth | must have something between my teeth
![PERSON STARING AT VOUR VMOUTH MMUST HAVE SOMETHING IN BETINEEN MY TEETH ICANHASCHEE2E URGER COM](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/129/591/686.jpg)
![PERSON STARING AT VOUR VMOUTH MMUST HAVE SOMETHING IN BETINEEN MY TEETH ICANHASCHEE2E URGER COM](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/129/591/686.jpg)
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