Paranoid Parrot - Images
Post photo of self on facebook. Nobody "Likes" it. | Everyone thinks you're ugly
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Revolving door | I'm gonna get stuck
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See black garbage bag on the highway | it's a dead body
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Phone rings at 2AM | somebody died
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Get shampoo on eyes | going blind
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Read the whole contract | may be signing soul to devil
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Watch The Grudge | never shower the same again
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Webcam light is still on | someone is watching you
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Friend comes over. | Hide everything you don't want them to see
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Have a headache. | Oh my God, I have a brain tumor.
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Mom is late coming home and won't answer phone | she must have been killed and you're now an orphan
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Fapping to XXX, windows open | neighbors are watching, maybe even filming me
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Turn on peaceful | still afraid of caves
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See a floater in vision | I'm going blind
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When you find that special someone...who's just as paranoid as you.
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Late night gaming | piss in bottle
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Mosquito bite? West nile virus
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Teammate behind me | Spy
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Arm twitches | it's a seizure
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Peeing next to a closed shower curtain. | Someone's behind it.
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