Paranoid Parrot - Images
Friend posts to your wall asking how you liked the first episode | everyone knows you watch My Littl...


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Random guy sits next to me at the bus | rapist


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Girlfriend writes on wall of friend and not mine | she doesn't need me anymore


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Bed creaks when I roll over | parents think I masturbare


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Juicy fart | dropped load in pants


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Girls laughing behind you | must have sat in something


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Return to class from bathroom | everyone knows how long you've been gone


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Lurking /b/, car drives by | FBI


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Hear noise outside | ninjas are about to strike


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Car still behind me after two turns | prepare to fight


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Helicopters fly lowly around your neighborhood | FEEMA


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Hear person walking behind you | rapist


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Walked through a crowd and felt like no one saw me | oh shit, I'm dead


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Fapping, hear car drive by | pull up pants, lock doors


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Post FB status | no comments, everyone hates you


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