Paranoid Parrot - Images
Mom is late coming home and won't answer phone | she must have been killed and you're now an orphan
![MOM IS LATE COMING HOME AND WONT ANSWER PHONE SHE MUST HAVE BEEN KILLED AND YOU'RE NOW AN ORPHAN](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/175/860/picture-649-500x388.jpg)
![MOM IS LATE COMING HOME AND WONT ANSWER PHONE SHE MUST HAVE BEEN KILLED AND YOU'RE NOW AN ORPHAN](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/175/860/picture-649-500x388.jpg)
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Fapping to XXX, windows open | neighbors are watching, maybe even filming me
![FAPPING TO XXX, WINDOWSOPEN NIEGHBORS ARE WATCHING MAYBE EVEN FILMING ME memegenerator.net](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/175/763/e36.jpg)
![FAPPING TO XXX, WINDOWSOPEN NIEGHBORS ARE WATCHING MAYBE EVEN FILMING ME memegenerator.net](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/175/763/e36.jpg)
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Turn on peaceful | still afraid of caves
![Turn on peaceful Still afraid of caves](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/171/457/5eb.jpg)
![Turn on peaceful Still afraid of caves](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/171/457/5eb.jpg)
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See a floater in vision | I'm going blind
![SEE A FLOATER IN VISION I'M GOING BLIND](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/170/447/parapara.jpg)
![SEE A FLOATER IN VISION I'M GOING BLIND](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/170/447/parapara.jpg)
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When you find that special someone...who's just as paranoid as you.
![WHEN YOU FIND THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE... WHO'S JUST AS PARANOID AS YOU](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/167/135/tumblr_l7jor6fT8l1qahhxwo1_1280.jpg)
![WHEN YOU FIND THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE... WHO'S JUST AS PARANOID AS YOU](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/167/135/tumblr_l7jor6fT8l1qahhxwo1_1280.jpg)
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Late night gaming | piss in bottle
![LATE NIGHT GAMING PISS IN BOTTLE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/165/849/c10.jpg)
![LATE NIGHT GAMING PISS IN BOTTLE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/165/849/c10.jpg)
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Mosquito bite? West nile virus
![MOSQUITO BITE? West Nile Virus](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/165/832/lolcat0858392af148a16772e2d49b79fa16c17d6efd08.jpg)
![MOSQUITO BITE? West Nile Virus](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/165/832/lolcat0858392af148a16772e2d49b79fa16c17d6efd08.jpg)
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Teammate behind me | Spy
![TEAMMATE NEAR ME SPY](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/165/819/tf2parrot.jpg)
![TEAMMATE NEAR ME SPY](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/165/819/tf2parrot.jpg)
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Arm twitches | it's a seizure
![ARM TWITCHES IT'S A SEIZURE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/165/736/armtwitch.jpg)
![ARM TWITCHES IT'S A SEIZURE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/165/736/armtwitch.jpg)
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Peeing next to a closed shower curtain. | Someone's behind it.
![PEEING NEXT TO A CLOSED SHOWER CURTAIN SOMEONE'S BEHIND IT memegenerator.net](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/165/580/420.jpg)
![PEEING NEXT TO A CLOSED SHOWER CURTAIN SOMEONE'S BEHIND IT memegenerator.net](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/165/580/420.jpg)
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Have a head ache. | it's a tumor!
![HAVE A HEAD ACHE IT'S ATUMOR memegenerator.ne](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/165/579/cce.jpg)
![HAVE A HEAD ACHE IT'S ATUMOR memegenerator.ne](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/165/579/cce.jpg)
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Didn't steal anything | get nervious anyway
![Didn't Steal Anything Gets Nervous Anywa](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/165/231/d94494d6634fe203240ddca04ab72bbd.jpg)
![Didn't Steal Anything Gets Nervous Anywa](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/165/231/d94494d6634fe203240ddca04ab72bbd.jpg)
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Mom takes brother to practice | she is running off with the kids
![MOM TAKES BROTHER TO PRACTICE SHE IS RUNNING OFF WITH THE KIDS memegenerator.ne](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/163/607/ParanoidParrot01.jpg)
![MOM TAKES BROTHER TO PRACTICE SHE IS RUNNING OFF WITH THE KIDS memegenerator.ne](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/163/607/ParanoidParrot01.jpg)
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Still picture of room on internet | oh god screamer
![STILL PICTURE OF ROOM ON INTERNET OH GOD SCREAMER Troll.m](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/161/927/still-picture-of-room-on-internet-oh-god-screamer.jpg)
![STILL PICTURE OF ROOM ON INTERNET OH GOD SCREAMER Troll.m](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/161/927/still-picture-of-room-on-internet-oh-god-screamer.jpg)
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Old person sits next to you on the bus | minimize breathing to avoid diseases
![OLD PERSON SITS NEXT TO YOU'ON THE BUS MINIMIZE BREATHING TO AVOID DISEASES memegenerator.ne](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/161/571/pparrot-oldman.jpg)
![OLD PERSON SITS NEXT TO YOU'ON THE BUS MINIMIZE BREATHING TO AVOID DISEASES memegenerator.ne](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/161/571/pparrot-oldman.jpg)
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The man on the TV said all birds are paranoid | But he looked at me when he said it...
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