Paranoid Parrot - Images
"You're a fine guy." | Rape imminent
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Hear a click during flu shot. | NANOBOTS
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Electric socket retracts | they'll read my funeral rights... when the lightning strikes!
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Mom going to store | she abandoned us
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Cat rubbing against foot in the night | do NOT think about tarantulas
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Read #AdiosAmerica on Twitter | mexicans will nuke U.S.
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Friend posts to your wall asking how you liked the first episode | everyone knows you watch My Little Pony
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Random guy sits next to me at the bus | rapist
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Girlfriend writes on wall of friend and not mine | she doesn't need me anymore
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Bed creaks when I roll over | parents think I masturbare
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Juicy fart | dropped load in pants
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Girls laughing behind you | must have sat in something
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Return to class from bathroom | everyone knows how long you've been gone
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Lurking /b/, car drives by | FBI
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Hear noise outside | ninjas are about to strike
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Car still behind me after two turns | prepare to fight
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Helicopters fly lowly around your neighborhood | FEEMA
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Hear person walking behind you | rapist
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