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MADAsks... WHO SAID IT? BEN CARSON OR THE JOKER? 1. "I would say: Hey, guys, everybody attack him. He may shoot me, but he can't get us all." 2. "Introduce honesty to the White House! Write letters in dead languages to people you've never met!" 3. "He looks clean. Shirt's white. The tie. He looks elegant. Like most psychopaths. That's why they're successful." 4. "All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy." 5. "Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos." 6. "We're Killing babies all over the place!" 7. "Gun control only works for normal law-abiding citizens, it doesn't work for crazies." 8. "I saw plenty of gun violence as a child. Both of my cousins were killed on the streets." 9. Notice the hideously bloated sense of humanity's importance. Also note the club-footed social conscience and the withered optimism. It's certainly not for the squeamish, is it? MAD madmagazine.com Ben Carson: 1, 3, 6, 7, 8 The Joker: 2, 4, 5, 9

MADAsks... WHO SAID IT? BEN CARSON OR THE JOKER? 1. "I would say: Hey, guys, everybody attack him. He may shoot me, but he can't get us all." 2. "Introduce honesty to the White House! Write letters in dead languages to people you've never met!" 3. "He looks clean. Shirt's white. The tie. He looks elegant. Like most psychopaths. That's why they're successful." 4. "All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy." 5. "Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos." 6. "We're Killing babies all over the place!" 7. "Gun control only works for normal law-abiding citizens, it doesn't work for crazies." 8. "I saw plenty of gun violence as a child. Both of my cousins were killed on the streets." 9. Notice the hideously bloated sense of humanity's importance. Also note the club-footed social conscience and the withered optimism. It's certainly not for the squeamish, is it? MAD madmagazine.com Ben Carson: 1, 3, 6, 7, 8 The Joker: 2, 4, 5, 9

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asks: What if Noted Neurosurgeon Ben Carson Operated on Himself? madmagazine.com

asks: What if Noted Neurosurgeon Ben Carson Operated on Himself? madmagazine.com

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BEN CARSON Hear what Ben Carson has to say about the Big Issues On Whether Evolution is Real "If there is some force evolving to the maximum, why isn't On Climate Change: "We may be warming We may be cooling everything a human? On Obamacare On Whether Being Gay is a Choice: The worst thing that has happened in this nation since slavery, Absolutely! not like he's some kind of brain surgeon. What?? He actually is?!? Hey, it's 21? Writer: Desmond Devlin madmagazine.com

BEN CARSON Hear what Ben Carson has to say about the Big Issues On Whether Evolution is Real "If there is some force evolving to the maximum, why isn't On Climate Change: "We may be warming We may be cooling everything a human? On Obamacare On Whether Being Gay is a Choice: The worst thing that has happened in this nation since slavery, Absolutely! not like he's some kind of brain surgeon. What?? He actually is?!? Hey, it's 21? Writer: Desmond Devlin madmagazine.com

Ben Carson Greetings from the Pyramids

Greetings from the Pytamiada eetings from the Pyramids here

Greetings from the Pytamiada eetings from the Pyramids here

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Ben Carson Dog Park

That's clearly a dog park, built by Noah, after the flood.

That's clearly a dog park, built by Noah, after the flood.

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Ben Carson Dinosaur Stables

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Dinosaurstables

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The Obamas vs. The Carsons

Hi, I'm president Barack Obama, and I have direct TV Hi, I'm presidential candidate Ben Carson, and I have cable. gettyimages

Hi, I'm president Barack Obama, and I have direct TV Hi, I'm presidential candidate Ben Carson, and I have cable. gettyimages

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Ben Carson Explains His Theory On Why The Pyramids Were Built

PYRAMIDS STORED GRAIN? W--? HISTORY.COM

PYRAMIDS STORED GRAIN? W--? HISTORY.COM

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Ben Carson and Brian Williams storming Normandy beaches

SOTHEREWE WERE. AND JUST BRIAN WILLIAMSI STORMING THE BEACH AT NORMANDY

SOTHEREWE WERE. AND JUST BRIAN WILLIAMSI STORMING THE BEACH AT NORMANDY

Ben Carson did not finish Battletoads

Ben Carson admits fabricating finishing Battletoads. A.P. In many speeches, Dr Carson reminds the audience that he has beatern the notoriously hard NES game, Battletoads. But today, Ben admitted that was a lie. "I used a Game Genie. Thats the way i did it. God, im so ashamed."

Ben Carson admits fabricating finishing Battletoads. A.P. In many speeches, Dr Carson reminds the audience that he has beatern the notoriously hard NES game, Battletoads. But today, Ben admitted that was a lie. "I used a Game Genie. Thats the way i did it. God, im so ashamed."

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