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Chris On COVID-19

In March 2020, in the midst of the pandemic, Chris exhibited a juvenile attitude to WHAT THE...? SONICHU, RUN! YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME TWICE! BUT DURING THE STONE AGE. the nature of the disease and the body's own workings. He believes learning about the symptoms would mentally tire him which would put him at a higher risk of contracting the virus.1 Later that month, he endorsed watching the anime series Cells at Work! to build one's resistance.2 This anime depicts cells - specifically those of the blood and immune system - as people, and is based on Coronavirus attacking C-197. Colorized anatomical and hematologic science, but with obvious artistic license taken considering the way the series is portrayed. Given Chris's views on OCs, it would appear that he believes Cells at Work! to be a direct, literal depiction of what goes on in his body.
In March 2020, in the midst of the pandemic, Chris exhibited a juvenile attitude to WHAT THE...? SONICHU, RUN! YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME TWICE! BUT DURING THE STONE AGE. the nature of the disease and the body's own workings. He believes learning about the symptoms would mentally tire him which would put him at a higher risk of contracting the virus.1 Later that month, he endorsed watching the anime series Cells at Work! to build one's resistance.2 This anime depicts cells - specifically those of the blood and immune system - as people, and is based on Coronavirus attacking C-197. Colorized anatomical and hematologic science, but with obvious artistic license taken considering the way the series is portrayed. Given Chris's views on OCs, it would appear that he believes Cells at Work! to be a direct, literal depiction of what goes on in his body.

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Chris' view on Biden

Merge. Chris even believes that Lisa Simpson will succeed Biden as president after the Merge, going as far as to claim that he actually intended to vote for her.415] Although Chris welcomed the fact that Donald Trump did not get re-elected, Chris's continued efforts to avoid reality entirely means that unless Biden can bring fictional characters to life à la Who Framed Roger Rabbit (or at least give Chris everything that he wants), Biden was more or less be an inoffensive extra in Chris's world, like what happened to Sonichu himself after Issue 1.
Merge. Chris even believes that Lisa Simpson will succeed Biden as president after the Merge, going as far as to claim that he actually intended to vote for her.415] Although Chris welcomed the fact that Donald Trump did not get re-elected, Chris's continued efforts to avoid reality entirely means that unless Biden can bring fictional characters to life à la Who Framed Roger Rabbit (or at least give Chris everything that he wants), Biden was more or less be an inoffensive extra in Chris's world, like what happened to Sonichu himself after Issue 1.

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Megan Schroeder in the present

Yep that her she makes and sells stuff on etsy now
Yep that her she makes and sells stuff on etsy now

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Cloud Nine? I feel like I'm on Ten


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The Merge in a nutshell

I can prove the merge is, in fact, real... There! Now I'm Sonichu inside mama's body. Now, I may not be able to prove it... But you can't NOT prove it and that's good enough for me.
I can prove the merge is, in fact, real... There! Now I'm Sonichu inside mama's body. Now, I may not be able to prove it... But you can't NOT prove it and that's good enough for me.

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r/ChrisChanSonichu Reciting the Scripture

Jantomo 3 hr. ago He sent in detectives. 19 3 Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow Sam_9786 · 3 hr. ago we say "nibbA" As well as police 14 Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow Mario6416 · 3 hr. ago As well as anything in his POWER. 14 Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow CheeseyBabys · 2 hr. ago Listen to me, shut that goddamn thing of. I don't care what you do, you get all that stuff off of there tonight 10-나 O Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow ProbablyDrunkoK 23 min. ago I'M WORKIN' ON IT Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow
Jantomo 3 hr. ago He sent in detectives. 19 3 Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow Sam_9786 · 3 hr. ago we say "nibbA" As well as police 14 Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow Mario6416 · 3 hr. ago As well as anything in his POWER. 14 Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow CheeseyBabys · 2 hr. ago Listen to me, shut that goddamn thing of. I don't care what you do, you get all that stuff off of there tonight 10-나 O Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow ProbablyDrunkoK 23 min. ago I'M WORKIN' ON IT Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow

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Probably

18 r/ChrisChanSonichu · Posted by u/chocobo1988 3 hours ago Chris and bragging in jail nsfw How many of you wanna bet, whoever chris has contact with in jail, whether it be guards or other inmates, do you think he's bragged about banging his mom? He was so coy explaining to Null who his secret gf was. 5 Comments + Award 2 Share Save O Hide Report 75% Upvoted
18 r/ChrisChanSonichu · Posted by u/chocobo1988 3 hours ago Chris and bragging in jail nsfw How many of you wanna bet, whoever chris has contact with in jail, whether it be guards or other inmates, do you think he's bragged about banging his mom? He was so coy explaining to Null who his secret gf was. 5 Comments + Award 2 Share Save O Hide Report 75% Upvoted

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a hypothetical scenario

A Chairman of the North Pole Xi Jinping. @Real_Xi_Jinping Some day Hollywood will make a Chris-Chan movie and there will be a 4 hours correction video on YouTube by some sperg about every detail they got wrong 3:01 PM · Aug 9, 2021 · Twitter for Android >
A Chairman of the North Pole Xi Jinping. @Real_Xi_Jinping Some day Hollywood will make a Chris-Chan movie and there will be a 4 hours correction video on YouTube by some sperg about every detail they got wrong 3:01 PM · Aug 9, 2021 · Twitter for Android >

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Thank God we did not!!


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I wish we had real life footage of this


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One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask... what dreams of chronic and sus...


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Probably the most normal picture of Chris out there, minus the glasses.


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CWCs "Updated" Ten Commandments (from the latest letter

The Cwki is curretly down so i cant link the article from where a took this i'll update it when its back online
The Cwki is curretly down so i cant link the article from where a took this i'll update it when its back online

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Gf doesn't get it..

The truth is... The game was rigged from the start. 101
The truth is... The game was rigged from the start. 101

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How not to respond to an obvious joke….


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Since Barb is god, who's Mother Mary?

OWOULD BE RELIGIOUS IF. THIS WAS THE WAS GOD WAS JESUS HOLYSPIRIT THIS THIS CWCiki THIS WAS THE BIBLE WAS SATAN WAS JUDAS THIS THIS THESE THESE WEREWERE THE ANGELS THE DEMONS THIS WAS THE ONE KID THE PRIEST HAS TAKEN A PARTICULAR LIKING TO
OWOULD BE RELIGIOUS IF. THIS WAS THE WAS GOD WAS JESUS HOLYSPIRIT THIS THIS CWCiki THIS WAS THE BIBLE WAS SATAN WAS JUDAS THIS THIS THESE THESE WEREWERE THE ANGELS THE DEMONS THIS WAS THE ONE KID THE PRIEST HAS TAKEN A PARTICULAR LIKING TO

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