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A letter to Christian

"A LETTER TO CHRISTIAN" BY MRS SANFORD OF PROVIDENCE MIDDLE SCHOOL (WRITTEN UPON CHRIS'S 8TH GRADE GRADUATION) WELL, ITS BEEN THREE YEARS AT PROVIDENCE AND ITS ALL OVER! WHERE HAS THE TIME GONE TO? TO CHRISTIAN, AS SURE AS I AM TO GET ONE OUNCE OF VAGINA... THE MOST IMPORTANT PARTING WORDS I CAN LEAVE YOU WITH- WELL, YOU ARE ALWAYS TO REMEMBER THIS. YOU SHOW PEOPLE WHERE YOUR WEAK POINTS ARE LOCATED... I HAVE YOUR NUMBER, AND YOU'RE GOING DOWN! THEN THEY WILL KNOW HOW TO PUSH YOUR BUTTON. IF YOU NEVER SHOW THEM, THEY WILL NEVER KNOW. BUT...CAN'T WE JUST FORGIVE AND FORGET? NO. YOU NEED TO LEAVE NOW. ANCHESTE I HOPE YOU WILL HAVE AN ENJOYABLE SUMMER AND COME BACK TO VISIT. DO YOUR VERY BEST AT MANCHESTER, TAKE DOWN THE ADS, OR PREMATURELY ROT! MACH PUNCH* AND TREAT OTHERS AS YOU WISH TO BE TREATED. PUT YOUR BEST LOVE, MRS SANFORD FOOT FORWARD, WE PROCEEDED SORRY...I'M WE'VE BEEN TOWARDS IT PUTTING THE DOING IT EVERY MORE SLOWLY... THIRD NIGHT... VOLUME FOR MY...I CAN HEAR YOU NOW. GO AHEAD. IF YOU NEVER SHOW THEM, THEY WILL NEVER KNOW. REMEMBER THIS.
"A LETTER TO CHRISTIAN" BY MRS SANFORD OF PROVIDENCE MIDDLE SCHOOL (WRITTEN UPON CHRIS'S 8TH GRADE GRADUATION) WELL, ITS BEEN THREE YEARS AT PROVIDENCE AND ITS ALL OVER! WHERE HAS THE TIME GONE TO? TO CHRISTIAN, AS SURE AS I AM TO GET ONE OUNCE OF VAGINA... THE MOST IMPORTANT PARTING WORDS I CAN LEAVE YOU WITH- WELL, YOU ARE ALWAYS TO REMEMBER THIS. YOU SHOW PEOPLE WHERE YOUR WEAK POINTS ARE LOCATED... I HAVE YOUR NUMBER, AND YOU'RE GOING DOWN! THEN THEY WILL KNOW HOW TO PUSH YOUR BUTTON. IF YOU NEVER SHOW THEM, THEY WILL NEVER KNOW. BUT...CAN'T WE JUST FORGIVE AND FORGET? NO. YOU NEED TO LEAVE NOW. ANCHESTE I HOPE YOU WILL HAVE AN ENJOYABLE SUMMER AND COME BACK TO VISIT. DO YOUR VERY BEST AT MANCHESTER, TAKE DOWN THE ADS, OR PREMATURELY ROT! MACH PUNCH* AND TREAT OTHERS AS YOU WISH TO BE TREATED. PUT YOUR BEST LOVE, MRS SANFORD FOOT FORWARD, WE PROCEEDED SORRY...I'M WE'VE BEEN TOWARDS IT PUTTING THE DOING IT EVERY MORE SLOWLY... THIRD NIGHT... VOLUME FOR MY...I CAN HEAR YOU NOW. GO AHEAD. IF YOU NEVER SHOW THEM, THEY WILL NEVER KNOW. REMEMBER THIS.

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Song of Christian

"SONG OF CHRISTIAN" BY CHRISTINE WESTON CHANDLER (After Walt Whitman's "SONG OF MYSELF") TOY WHERE HAVE I AM G0-BOTS... CRAYOLA ALL THE GOOD CHRIS-CHAN F-----' MODEL MEN GONE... SONICHU, YOUR MAGIC! CHRISTIAN! TELL ME WHY GODDESS HERE HE IS, THE I AM STUCK HOST WITH BLUE HEART... AS A VIRGIN THE MOST... ...AND I WITH RAGE... JUST WON! THEY PULLED ME THROUGH TO TALK AND GOOD AT TALKING ENOUGH TO MY SONG THAT I SING, AL THOUGH I TALK WELL I AM NOT DESPITE THE I AM NOW SIXTEEN YEARS OLD AFRAID TO HAZARDOUS FLUKES AGAIN, AT AGE SEVEN HELP ME ACHIEVE SPEAK IN AMERICA's SONG I HEAR AMERICA SINGING, AS I SING OF MYSELF AND YOU EXPERIENCE, AS I EXPERIENCE, THE PROBLEMS OF YOURSELF ARE MY PROBLEMS BOYFRIEND -FRE LONELY AND SIN One GirbfrienA PleOse! | am a 22-y oar old boy. Secktos an 18-22-year ola Doyfrien d-FreG Girb. Í am Lonesome. CHRISTIAN CHANDLE I'M WORKIN' Seektag 98-24 ON IT! M SERIO0 он BO\...SLAM PORIOKAR JULAAAAY! MONKEY! MY LOVE АTTACK! QUEST IS ELECTRIC FINALLY OVER! ZEGO RACEWAY HEDGEHOG POWER...PEW! AND TO FINISH MY NEW GOALS AND MARIO RACEWAY MY PEER RELATIONSHIP IS LOW THE MAGAZINE'S AND MY LONELINESS IS OFF THE SCALE. AN' ANYWAY, THAT'S MY POEM. HOMEMADE NINTENDO SONGS RECORDS POWER MAGAZINE THE YOUTH AND THE YOUNG SINGING CRIES OF HAPPINESS AS YOU HAVE SUNG THIS SONG OF LAUGHTER AT AGE SIX WEEKS, I SANG THIS SONG OF LAUGHTER ...STRANGLE CURSE-YE- THUNDER THAT CLYDE НА- МЕ- GET AWAY FROM CASH! НААА! THE INTERNET, I'M CUTTIN' IT DOWN RIGHT NOW! THE BALLAD OF THE DESPICABLE THE RUDENESS OF THE TEENAGER'S SONG BUT BEFORE I GO, I HAVE TO SAY TO, UH, THE TEACHER... AN F IN ENGLISH CLASS?! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! I DO NOT EVEN KNOW WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME I GOT AN F... SONIC THE HEDGEHOG MENTION OF RUDE THEN, AT ONE AND A HALF YEARS OF AGE THE LORD PUT THE MUTE BUTTON ON ME THOSE ARE MY PARENTS' SONG ON GAMEBOY WORDS AND...
"SONG OF CHRISTIAN" BY CHRISTINE WESTON CHANDLER (After Walt Whitman's "SONG OF MYSELF") TOY WHERE HAVE I AM G0-BOTS... CRAYOLA ALL THE GOOD CHRIS-CHAN F-----' MODEL MEN GONE... SONICHU, YOUR MAGIC! CHRISTIAN! TELL ME WHY GODDESS HERE HE IS, THE I AM STUCK HOST WITH BLUE HEART... AS A VIRGIN THE MOST... ...AND I WITH RAGE... JUST WON! THEY PULLED ME THROUGH TO TALK AND GOOD AT TALKING ENOUGH TO MY SONG THAT I SING, AL THOUGH I TALK WELL I AM NOT DESPITE THE I AM NOW SIXTEEN YEARS OLD AFRAID TO HAZARDOUS FLUKES AGAIN, AT AGE SEVEN HELP ME ACHIEVE SPEAK IN AMERICA's SONG I HEAR AMERICA SINGING, AS I SING OF MYSELF AND YOU EXPERIENCE, AS I EXPERIENCE, THE PROBLEMS OF YOURSELF ARE MY PROBLEMS BOYFRIEND -FRE LONELY AND SIN One GirbfrienA PleOse! | am a 22-y oar old boy. Secktos an 18-22-year ola Doyfrien d-FreG Girb. Í am Lonesome. CHRISTIAN CHANDLE I'M WORKIN' Seektag 98-24 ON IT! M SERIO0 он BO\...SLAM PORIOKAR JULAAAAY! MONKEY! MY LOVE АTTACK! QUEST IS ELECTRIC FINALLY OVER! ZEGO RACEWAY HEDGEHOG POWER...PEW! AND TO FINISH MY NEW GOALS AND MARIO RACEWAY MY PEER RELATIONSHIP IS LOW THE MAGAZINE'S AND MY LONELINESS IS OFF THE SCALE. AN' ANYWAY, THAT'S MY POEM. HOMEMADE NINTENDO SONGS RECORDS POWER MAGAZINE THE YOUTH AND THE YOUNG SINGING CRIES OF HAPPINESS AS YOU HAVE SUNG THIS SONG OF LAUGHTER AT AGE SIX WEEKS, I SANG THIS SONG OF LAUGHTER ...STRANGLE CURSE-YE- THUNDER THAT CLYDE НА- МЕ- GET AWAY FROM CASH! НААА! THE INTERNET, I'M CUTTIN' IT DOWN RIGHT NOW! THE BALLAD OF THE DESPICABLE THE RUDENESS OF THE TEENAGER'S SONG BUT BEFORE I GO, I HAVE TO SAY TO, UH, THE TEACHER... AN F IN ENGLISH CLASS?! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! I DO NOT EVEN KNOW WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME I GOT AN F... SONIC THE HEDGEHOG MENTION OF RUDE THEN, AT ONE AND A HALF YEARS OF AGE THE LORD PUT THE MUTE BUTTON ON ME THOSE ARE MY PARENTS' SONG ON GAMEBOY WORDS AND...

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Chris Chan early years poster

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The Ultimate fate of Liquid Chris, as Great Director Chandler’d have it.

Remember "identity theft" is serious business
Remember "identity theft" is serious business

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This actually sounds like a plausible explanation

18- r/ChrischanSonichu - Posted by u/FiatLex 13 minutes ago Vote Legal Speculation: The Case Keeps Getting Continued Because Chris is Sabotaging Efforts for a Psychiatric Evaluation Theory nsfw Chris has probably behaved strangely enough in court or in consulting with his defense attorney to trigger the need for a competency evaluation. While the most likely reason for the continuances is the ordinary and covid related delays that effect all legal cases, I speculate that Chris is not coopetaing with receiving a psychiatric evaluation because Chris fears the results. I think Chris would rather be incarcerated for years rather than have it be disclosed that he suffers from significant mental illness. In response to other speculation I've seen here and on YouTube, it's my opinion that Chris is absolutely screwed. He's not getting out anytime soon. Assuming that the Court is indeed waiting for a competency evaluation, once that comes in they will actually hold the preliminary hearing and the judge will rule on whether or not Chris is competent to stand trial. I believe that the standard for competency is whether Chris is able to meaningfully assist in his defense. This is different then the standard for not guilty by reason of insanity. If Chris is not competent to stand trial, he will be put into a mental institution until he is competent. If Chris is competent to stand trial, I believe that the trial would be scheduled at that point. Chris will have the option of trial before a judge or jury. My background: I'm a lawyer in a US state other than Virginia. I currently practice civil law, like contracts, employment, civil rights, administrative law, etc... I did work as a law clerk for a few years after law school, where I did work on criminal cases, but that experience was too limited for me to claim any special criminal expertise. Even if I had more criminal experience, criminal procedure is different enough between the various US states that I can't be sure that I fully understand how things work in Virginia cases. Therefore, take all of the above with a grain of salt. O Comments + Award Share ...
18- r/ChrischanSonichu - Posted by u/FiatLex 13 minutes ago Vote Legal Speculation: The Case Keeps Getting Continued Because Chris is Sabotaging Efforts for a Psychiatric Evaluation Theory nsfw Chris has probably behaved strangely enough in court or in consulting with his defense attorney to trigger the need for a competency evaluation. While the most likely reason for the continuances is the ordinary and covid related delays that effect all legal cases, I speculate that Chris is not coopetaing with receiving a psychiatric evaluation because Chris fears the results. I think Chris would rather be incarcerated for years rather than have it be disclosed that he suffers from significant mental illness. In response to other speculation I've seen here and on YouTube, it's my opinion that Chris is absolutely screwed. He's not getting out anytime soon. Assuming that the Court is indeed waiting for a competency evaluation, once that comes in they will actually hold the preliminary hearing and the judge will rule on whether or not Chris is competent to stand trial. I believe that the standard for competency is whether Chris is able to meaningfully assist in his defense. This is different then the standard for not guilty by reason of insanity. If Chris is not competent to stand trial, he will be put into a mental institution until he is competent. If Chris is competent to stand trial, I believe that the trial would be scheduled at that point. Chris will have the option of trial before a judge or jury. My background: I'm a lawyer in a US state other than Virginia. I currently practice civil law, like contracts, employment, civil rights, administrative law, etc... I did work as a law clerk for a few years after law school, where I did work on criminal cases, but that experience was too limited for me to claim any special criminal expertise. Even if I had more criminal experience, criminal procedure is different enough between the various US states that I can't be sure that I fully understand how things work in Virginia cases. Therefore, take all of the above with a grain of salt. O Comments + Award Share ...

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Barb is now Merlin apparently

To make clear with Everyone: I have never ever said nor felt my mom, Barbara Anne Weston Chandler Rosechu, was a GOD of any sort, nor is she Emanuel, or even Virgin Mary reincarnated. If anything, Barbara is the reincarnation of Merlin the Magician. But Emanuel, GOD above Gods, Was my Father when I was born in Bethlehem over 2022 years ago. Emanuel had changed her gender to female in physicality and form over a century ago. Emanuel planted an ovum from her ovary into Barbara's ovary to attract me from my forward-and-back trip through Time after what happened with me in 1389 when the Universe was divided into my second physical birth on Febuary 24, 1982 into this immortal Body of mine; with that, Emanuel is my Mother. I still am Half-Sonichu, physically, due to my trip through the apex of the Chaotic Rainbow of 2003 between Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime. Remember Emanuel, herself, can change her physical form into ANY Creature, including a Sonichu form. Yet Arceus, the First, Main one, was manifested from a piece of her.
To make clear with Everyone: I have never ever said nor felt my mom, Barbara Anne Weston Chandler Rosechu, was a GOD of any sort, nor is she Emanuel, or even Virgin Mary reincarnated. If anything, Barbara is the reincarnation of Merlin the Magician. But Emanuel, GOD above Gods, Was my Father when I was born in Bethlehem over 2022 years ago. Emanuel had changed her gender to female in physicality and form over a century ago. Emanuel planted an ovum from her ovary into Barbara's ovary to attract me from my forward-and-back trip through Time after what happened with me in 1389 when the Universe was divided into my second physical birth on Febuary 24, 1982 into this immortal Body of mine; with that, Emanuel is my Mother. I still am Half-Sonichu, physically, due to my trip through the apex of the Chaotic Rainbow of 2003 between Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime. Remember Emanuel, herself, can change her physical form into ANY Creature, including a Sonichu form. Yet Arceus, the First, Main one, was manifested from a piece of her.

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Autism then vs Autism now


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Another one of Chris' "updated commandments"

From the 22th Jail letter
From the 22th Jail letter

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Chris gives guidelines on how he wants fanfics based on Sonichu to be and shares details on his fant...

From the 22th Jail letter
From the 22th Jail letter

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The GenoSamuel Documentary is coming back!!

F--- yeah!!
F--- yeah!!

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Chris-Chan Kiwi Coin

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The end of CWC


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“Plan 9”? I think I’m in “10”!


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Chris On COVID-19

In March 2020, in the midst of the pandemic, Chris exhibited a juvenile attitude to WHAT THE...? SONICHU, RUN! YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME TWICE! BUT DURING THE STONE AGE. the nature of the disease and the body's own workings. He believes learning about the symptoms would mentally tire him which would put him at a higher risk of contracting the virus.1 Later that month, he endorsed watching the anime series Cells at Work! to build one's resistance.2 This anime depicts cells - specifically those of the blood and immune system - as people, and is based on Coronavirus attacking C-197. Colorized anatomical and hematologic science, but with obvious artistic license taken considering the way the series is portrayed. Given Chris's views on OCs, it would appear that he believes Cells at Work! to be a direct, literal depiction of what goes on in his body.
In March 2020, in the midst of the pandemic, Chris exhibited a juvenile attitude to WHAT THE...? SONICHU, RUN! YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME TWICE! BUT DURING THE STONE AGE. the nature of the disease and the body's own workings. He believes learning about the symptoms would mentally tire him which would put him at a higher risk of contracting the virus.1 Later that month, he endorsed watching the anime series Cells at Work! to build one's resistance.2 This anime depicts cells - specifically those of the blood and immune system - as people, and is based on Coronavirus attacking C-197. Colorized anatomical and hematologic science, but with obvious artistic license taken considering the way the series is portrayed. Given Chris's views on OCs, it would appear that he believes Cells at Work! to be a direct, literal depiction of what goes on in his body.

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Chris' view on Biden

Merge. Chris even believes that Lisa Simpson will succeed Biden as president after the Merge, going as far as to claim that he actually intended to vote for her.415] Although Chris welcomed the fact that Donald Trump did not get re-elected, Chris's continued efforts to avoid reality entirely means that unless Biden can bring fictional characters to life à la Who Framed Roger Rabbit (or at least give Chris everything that he wants), Biden was more or less be an inoffensive extra in Chris's world, like what happened to Sonichu himself after Issue 1.
Merge. Chris even believes that Lisa Simpson will succeed Biden as president after the Merge, going as far as to claim that he actually intended to vote for her.415] Although Chris welcomed the fact that Donald Trump did not get re-elected, Chris's continued efforts to avoid reality entirely means that unless Biden can bring fictional characters to life à la Who Framed Roger Rabbit (or at least give Chris everything that he wants), Biden was more or less be an inoffensive extra in Chris's world, like what happened to Sonichu himself after Issue 1.

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