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18- r/ChrischanSonichu - Posted by u/FiatLex 13 minutes ago Vote Legal Speculation: The Case Keeps Getting Continued Because Chris is Sabotaging Efforts for a Psychiatric Evaluation Theory nsfw Chris has probably behaved strangely enough in court or in consulting with his defense attorney to trigger the need for a competency evaluation. While the most likely reason for the continuances is the ordinary and covid related delays that effect all legal cases, I speculate that Chris is not coopetaing with receiving a psychiatric evaluation because Chris fears the results. I think Chris would rather be incarcerated for years rather than have it be disclosed that he suffers from significant mental illness. In response to other speculation I've seen here and on YouTube, it's my opinion that Chris is absolutely screwed. He's not getting out anytime soon. Assuming that the Court is indeed waiting for a competency evaluation, once that comes in they will actually hold the preliminary hearing and the judge will rule on whether or not Chris is competent to stand trial. I believe that the standard for competency is whether Chris is able to meaningfully assist in his defense. This is different then the standard for not guilty by reason of insanity. If Chris is not competent to stand trial, he will be put into a mental institution until he is competent. If Chris is competent to stand trial, I believe that the trial would be scheduled at that point. Chris will have the option of trial before a judge or jury. My background: I'm a lawyer in a US state other than Virginia. I currently practice civil law, like contracts, employment, civil rights, administrative law, etc... I did work as a law clerk for a few years after law school, where I did work on criminal cases, but that experience was too limited for me to claim any special criminal expertise. Even if I had more criminal experience, criminal procedure is different enough between the various US states that I can't be sure that I fully understand how things work in Virginia cases. Therefore, take all of the above with a grain of salt. O Comments + Award Share ...
18- r/ChrischanSonichu - Posted by u/FiatLex 13 minutes ago Vote Legal Speculation: The Case Keeps Getting Continued Because Chris is Sabotaging Efforts for a Psychiatric Evaluation Theory nsfw Chris has probably behaved strangely enough in court or in consulting with his defense attorney to trigger the need for a competency evaluation. While the most likely reason for the continuances is the ordinary and covid related delays that effect all legal cases, I speculate that Chris is not coopetaing with receiving a psychiatric evaluation because Chris fears the results. I think Chris would rather be incarcerated for years rather than have it be disclosed that he suffers from significant mental illness. In response to other speculation I've seen here and on YouTube, it's my opinion that Chris is absolutely screwed. He's not getting out anytime soon. Assuming that the Court is indeed waiting for a competency evaluation, once that comes in they will actually hold the preliminary hearing and the judge will rule on whether or not Chris is competent to stand trial. I believe that the standard for competency is whether Chris is able to meaningfully assist in his defense. This is different then the standard for not guilty by reason of insanity. If Chris is not competent to stand trial, he will be put into a mental institution until he is competent. If Chris is competent to stand trial, I believe that the trial would be scheduled at that point. Chris will have the option of trial before a judge or jury. My background: I'm a lawyer in a US state other than Virginia. I currently practice civil law, like contracts, employment, civil rights, administrative law, etc... I did work as a law clerk for a few years after law school, where I did work on criminal cases, but that experience was too limited for me to claim any special criminal expertise. Even if I had more criminal experience, criminal procedure is different enough between the various US states that I can't be sure that I fully understand how things work in Virginia cases. Therefore, take all of the above with a grain of salt. O Comments + Award Share ...

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Barb is now Merlin apparently

To make clear with Everyone: I have never ever said nor felt my mom, Barbara Anne Weston Chandler Rosechu, was a GOD of any sort, nor is she Emanuel, or even Virgin Mary reincarnated. If anything, Barbara is the reincarnation of Merlin the Magician. But Emanuel, GOD above Gods, Was my Father when I was born in Bethlehem over 2022 years ago. Emanuel had changed her gender to female in physicality and form over a century ago. Emanuel planted an ovum from her ovary into Barbara's ovary to attract me from my forward-and-back trip through Time after what happened with me in 1389 when the Universe was divided into my second physical birth on Febuary 24, 1982 into this immortal Body of mine; with that, Emanuel is my Mother. I still am Half-Sonichu, physically, due to my trip through the apex of the Chaotic Rainbow of 2003 between Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime. Remember Emanuel, herself, can change her physical form into ANY Creature, including a Sonichu form. Yet Arceus, the First, Main one, was manifested from a piece of her.
To make clear with Everyone: I have never ever said nor felt my mom, Barbara Anne Weston Chandler Rosechu, was a GOD of any sort, nor is she Emanuel, or even Virgin Mary reincarnated. If anything, Barbara is the reincarnation of Merlin the Magician. But Emanuel, GOD above Gods, Was my Father when I was born in Bethlehem over 2022 years ago. Emanuel had changed her gender to female in physicality and form over a century ago. Emanuel planted an ovum from her ovary into Barbara's ovary to attract me from my forward-and-back trip through Time after what happened with me in 1389 when the Universe was divided into my second physical birth on Febuary 24, 1982 into this immortal Body of mine; with that, Emanuel is my Mother. I still am Half-Sonichu, physically, due to my trip through the apex of the Chaotic Rainbow of 2003 between Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime. Remember Emanuel, herself, can change her physical form into ANY Creature, including a Sonichu form. Yet Arceus, the First, Main one, was manifested from a piece of her.

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Another one of Chris' "updated commandments"

One last thingI am allowed to mention: Some of you may have heard Christine and I have personally Updated 6/10 of the original Commandments; we have also added eleven new Commandments to be publicly shared in due time. I am allowed, today, to make public ONE of the new Commandments, and I quote: 15 Thou shalt not comment online or offline in hatred, spite, falseness, or without any words of criticism that are intentionally, genuinely meant to be supportive for actual improvements. This ALSO entails Email, Texts, Direct Messages, Snail Mail, etcetera, to ANYONE, Period. Do Not Spam Hate Messages to Anyone, either. ->
One last thingI am allowed to mention: Some of you may have heard Christine and I have personally Updated 6/10 of the original Commandments; we have also added eleven new Commandments to be publicly shared in due time. I am allowed, today, to make public ONE of the new Commandments, and I quote: 15 Thou shalt not comment online or offline in hatred, spite, falseness, or without any words of criticism that are intentionally, genuinely meant to be supportive for actual improvements. This ALSO entails Email, Texts, Direct Messages, Snail Mail, etcetera, to ANYONE, Period. Do Not Spam Hate Messages to Anyone, either. ->

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Chris gives guidelines on how he wants fanfics based on Sonichu to be and shares details on his fantasy Copeland

2 BUT, should you all insist, Fortunately Collaborations ARE in the future Plans, Personally. BUT, We Shall Choose, Personally, From those who try, the BEST of which and so forth. I offer guidelines: • ABSOLUTELY NO "REBIRTH," "MAKEOVER," REBOOT, Nor Anything Else of the Sort. • Continuations and Detail Expansions ONLY • The Demographic Focus Group Shall Be between TV-Y7 and TV-14; if you would not allow anyone under 14 years old to read or view it, then it does not work. • NO Swearing or Potty Languages. • NO Gore. • Mild blood amounts, okay. • NO Deaths. • Etcetra based on the TV and ESRB Rating Guidelines - C-197 IS an Entire Universe with Multiple Planets and So Forth; It is NOT simply Just the State of Virginia, or Just the City of Cwcville or the Nation of Cwcville that it is part of. Of ALL Individuals who presently Live, Exist and Co-Exist; You Name Them, they Live on the Earth or Any other Planet throughout the Universe. On That, there is no Mobius Planet; Sonic, Sally, Christopher Thorndyke, Angel Island, and so forth ALL reside on Earth; The Original Individuals. To expand further... → ..Gamlndustry is an island off East from Canada and West of the United Kingdom; Neptune, Uzune, Vert, and the others exist on C-197's Earth. Cybertron is there as well in another part of the Universe, so you have the constantly upgrading and living G1-original Autobots and Deceptions, so, Yes, Optimus Prime works with (Autobot) Son-Chu and his team at times. The Mushroom Kingdom is also on this Earth. Goku and his friends live in Japan, there, alongside Kusuo Saiki, Haruhi Suzumia, Kagome & Inuyasha, and so forth. The Sailor Senshi, Power Rangers, certain kaiju, and so on. Powerpuff Girls, Dexter and Dee Dee, Johnny Bravo, Sunset Shimmer and her Equestria Girls group in Maryland, Portals to Equestria and whatnot, Homer Simpson, Peter Griffin, Stan Smith, Gumball Waterson, Princess Star Butterfly, the Smurfs in Spain, both sets of GhostBusters, the Avengers, The Justice League, Saitana, Danny Phantom, Jimmy Neutron, Timmy Turner, Planet Dolan just off of Saturn with Danger Dolan and his group, Rick & Morty, the G.I.Joes, and so on. Also, Gobotron used to be an existent planet, but the Guardians and Renegades had relocated and joined the Autobots and Decepticons. There's also Ratchet & Clark, Sly Cooper, Fox McCloud, Jak & Daxter, Captain Kirk and the Enterprise, The Jedi and all, Harry Potter, And SO ON, because l'm tried of listing. But You Name Them, They Are There. So take all that into account if you want to include them, SNT, or whoever as visitors to Cwcville, or having one of our main Sonichus, Rosechus, or I...3
2 BUT, should you all insist, Fortunately Collaborations ARE in the future Plans, Personally. BUT, We Shall Choose, Personally, From those who try, the BEST of which and so forth. I offer guidelines: • ABSOLUTELY NO "REBIRTH," "MAKEOVER," REBOOT, Nor Anything Else of the Sort. • Continuations and Detail Expansions ONLY • The Demographic Focus Group Shall Be between TV-Y7 and TV-14; if you would not allow anyone under 14 years old to read or view it, then it does not work. • NO Swearing or Potty Languages. • NO Gore. • Mild blood amounts, okay. • NO Deaths. • Etcetra based on the TV and ESRB Rating Guidelines - C-197 IS an Entire Universe with Multiple Planets and So Forth; It is NOT simply Just the State of Virginia, or Just the City of Cwcville or the Nation of Cwcville that it is part of. Of ALL Individuals who presently Live, Exist and Co-Exist; You Name Them, they Live on the Earth or Any other Planet throughout the Universe. On That, there is no Mobius Planet; Sonic, Sally, Christopher Thorndyke, Angel Island, and so forth ALL reside on Earth; The Original Individuals. To expand further... → ..Gamlndustry is an island off East from Canada and West of the United Kingdom; Neptune, Uzune, Vert, and the others exist on C-197's Earth. Cybertron is there as well in another part of the Universe, so you have the constantly upgrading and living G1-original Autobots and Deceptions, so, Yes, Optimus Prime works with (Autobot) Son-Chu and his team at times. The Mushroom Kingdom is also on this Earth. Goku and his friends live in Japan, there, alongside Kusuo Saiki, Haruhi Suzumia, Kagome & Inuyasha, and so forth. The Sailor Senshi, Power Rangers, certain kaiju, and so on. Powerpuff Girls, Dexter and Dee Dee, Johnny Bravo, Sunset Shimmer and her Equestria Girls group in Maryland, Portals to Equestria and whatnot, Homer Simpson, Peter Griffin, Stan Smith, Gumball Waterson, Princess Star Butterfly, the Smurfs in Spain, both sets of GhostBusters, the Avengers, The Justice League, Saitana, Danny Phantom, Jimmy Neutron, Timmy Turner, Planet Dolan just off of Saturn with Danger Dolan and his group, Rick & Morty, the G.I.Joes, and so on. Also, Gobotron used to be an existent planet, but the Guardians and Renegades had relocated and joined the Autobots and Decepticons. There's also Ratchet & Clark, Sly Cooper, Fox McCloud, Jak & Daxter, Captain Kirk and the Enterprise, The Jedi and all, Harry Potter, And SO ON, because l'm tried of listing. But You Name Them, They Are There. So take all that into account if you want to include them, SNT, or whoever as visitors to Cwcville, or having one of our main Sonichus, Rosechus, or I...3

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The GenoSamuel Documentary is coming back!!

GenoSamuel2.1 1 day ago Hey y'all! Hope you doing well. There's not much longer to wait until. you know what. So in the meantime, let this cover of mine tide you over. Enjoy! --G.G.
GenoSamuel2.1 1 day ago Hey y'all! Hope you doing well. There's not much longer to wait until. you know what. So in the meantime, let this cover of mine tide you over. Enjoy! --G.G.

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Chris-Chan Kiwi Coin

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The end of CWC


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“Plan 9”? I think I’m in “10”!


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Chris On COVID-19

In March 2020, in the midst of the pandemic, Chris exhibited a juvenile attitude to WHAT THE...? SONICHU, RUN! YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME TWICE! BUT DURING THE STONE AGE. the nature of the disease and the body's own workings. He believes learning about the symptoms would mentally tire him which would put him at a higher risk of contracting the virus.1 Later that month, he endorsed watching the anime series Cells at Work! to build one's resistance.2 This anime depicts cells - specifically those of the blood and immune system - as people, and is based on Coronavirus attacking C-197. Colorized anatomical and hematologic science, but with obvious artistic license taken considering the way the series is portrayed. Given Chris's views on OCs, it would appear that he believes Cells at Work! to be a direct, literal depiction of what goes on in his body.
In March 2020, in the midst of the pandemic, Chris exhibited a juvenile attitude to WHAT THE...? SONICHU, RUN! YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME TWICE! BUT DURING THE STONE AGE. the nature of the disease and the body's own workings. He believes learning about the symptoms would mentally tire him which would put him at a higher risk of contracting the virus.1 Later that month, he endorsed watching the anime series Cells at Work! to build one's resistance.2 This anime depicts cells - specifically those of the blood and immune system - as people, and is based on Coronavirus attacking C-197. Colorized anatomical and hematologic science, but with obvious artistic license taken considering the way the series is portrayed. Given Chris's views on OCs, it would appear that he believes Cells at Work! to be a direct, literal depiction of what goes on in his body.

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Chris' view on Biden

Merge. Chris even believes that Lisa Simpson will succeed Biden as president after the Merge, going as far as to claim that he actually intended to vote for her.415] Although Chris welcomed the fact that Donald Trump did not get re-elected, Chris's continued efforts to avoid reality entirely means that unless Biden can bring fictional characters to life à la Who Framed Roger Rabbit (or at least give Chris everything that he wants), Biden was more or less be an inoffensive extra in Chris's world, like what happened to Sonichu himself after Issue 1.
Merge. Chris even believes that Lisa Simpson will succeed Biden as president after the Merge, going as far as to claim that he actually intended to vote for her.415] Although Chris welcomed the fact that Donald Trump did not get re-elected, Chris's continued efforts to avoid reality entirely means that unless Biden can bring fictional characters to life à la Who Framed Roger Rabbit (or at least give Chris everything that he wants), Biden was more or less be an inoffensive extra in Chris's world, like what happened to Sonichu himself after Issue 1.

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Megan Schroeder in the present


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Cloud Nine? I feel like I'm on Ten


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The Merge in a nutshell

I can prove the merge is, in fact, real... There! Now I'm Sonichu inside mama's body. Now, I may not be able to prove it... But you can't NOT prove it and that's good enough for me.
I can prove the merge is, in fact, real... There! Now I'm Sonichu inside mama's body. Now, I may not be able to prove it... But you can't NOT prove it and that's good enough for me.

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r/ChrisChanSonichu Reciting the Scripture

Jantomo 3 hr. ago He sent in detectives. 19 3 Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow Sam_9786 · 3 hr. ago we say "nibbA" As well as police 14 Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow Mario6416 · 3 hr. ago As well as anything in his POWER. 14 Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow CheeseyBabys · 2 hr. ago Listen to me, shut that goddamn thing of. I don't care what you do, you get all that stuff off of there tonight 10-나 O Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow ProbablyDrunkoK 23 min. ago I'M WORKIN' ON IT Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow
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Probably

18 r/ChrisChanSonichu · Posted by u/chocobo1988 3 hours ago Chris and bragging in jail nsfw How many of you wanna bet, whoever chris has contact with in jail, whether it be guards or other inmates, do you think he's bragged about banging his mom? He was so coy explaining to Null who his secret gf was. 5 Comments + Award 2 Share Save O Hide Report 75% Upvoted
18 r/ChrisChanSonichu · Posted by u/chocobo1988 3 hours ago Chris and bragging in jail nsfw How many of you wanna bet, whoever chris has contact with in jail, whether it be guards or other inmates, do you think he's bragged about banging his mom? He was so coy explaining to Null who his secret gf was. 5 Comments + Award 2 Share Save O Hide Report 75% Upvoted

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a hypothetical scenario

A Chairman of the North Pole Xi Jinping. @Real_Xi_Jinping Some day Hollywood will make a Chris-Chan movie and there will be a 4 hours correction video on YouTube by some sperg about every detail they got wrong 3:01 PM · Aug 9, 2021 · Twitter for Android >
A Chairman of the North Pole Xi Jinping. @Real_Xi_Jinping Some day Hollywood will make a Chris-Chan movie and there will be a 4 hours correction video on YouTube by some sperg about every detail they got wrong 3:01 PM · Aug 9, 2021 · Twitter for Android >

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Thank God we did not!!


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I wish we had real life footage of this


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One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask... what dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty?


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