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Chris (Simpsons artist) life tips: how to look like you know loads about football put your wrist and hand on the television so you look like you know loads about football teams sellotape a flag around your face if you are a old man write striker on your chin so people will think that striker is your best player when they have a look at your chin make a hat out of a bit of a football so you look like a football player say the football score out loud loads so you dont forget it and look like a idiot wear some shorts so you look really football dont be afraid to ask people around you what is happening if a football player gets shot wait for him to say play on (shout header it you idiot loads)
Chris (Simpsons artist) life tips: how to look like you know loads about football put your wrist and hand on the television so you look like you know loads about football teams sellotape a flag around your face if you are a old man write striker on your chin so people will think that striker is your best player when they have a look at your chin make a hat out of a bit of a football so you look like a football player say the football score out loud loads so you dont forget it and look like a idiot wear some shorts so you look really football dont be afraid to ask people around you what is happening if a football player gets shot wait for him to say play on (shout header it you idiot loads)

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soccer football illustration

Royal Family

meet your king worship him kneel at my crib, o
meet your king worship him kneel at my crib, o

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british illustration royalty royal family

Heisenberg (Breaking Bad)

say my name that is right it is hindenburg
say my name that is right it is hindenburg

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illustration breaking bad walter white

Batman and Bane

you are such a wimp eat my fist
you are such a wimp eat my fist

Chris (Simpsons Artist)
batman illustration bane

Oscar Pistorius

으 ar e you a robber or are you my wife
으 ar e you a robber or are you my wife

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illustration pistorius trial

Zombie Apocalypse

chris (simpsons artist) life tips: how to survive a zombie apocalvpse if you are old and you have no food left then the safest things to eat are things like leafs and wire because that is what you was used to eating when vou was in the war if your son dies just remember that he will not have to suffer iu this god danın world any more daniel why wire my favourite please god dont make ny children have to eat any more mice bury hiin in the woods dont bother praying to god because his son was a zombie so be wont help you anyway so there is just no point in praying at all when a zonbie is sleeping at night time destroy its spiue because that is its only weakness eat my shell you son of a bitch not my spine tie a couple of daggers on to the side of your head act casual collect shells just slice its spine in half quick
chris (simpsons artist) life tips: how to survive a zombie apocalvpse if you are old and you have no food left then the safest things to eat are things like leafs and wire because that is what you was used to eating when vou was in the war if your son dies just remember that he will not have to suffer iu this god danın world any more daniel why wire my favourite please god dont make ny children have to eat any more mice bury hiin in the woods dont bother praying to god because his son was a zombie so be wont help you anyway so there is just no point in praying at all when a zonbie is sleeping at night time destroy its spiue because that is its only weakness eat my shell you son of a bitch not my spine tie a couple of daggers on to the side of your head act casual collect shells just slice its spine in half quick

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survival zombies illustration

Twilight

playing glam outfits and glitter i have no feelings at all
playing glam outfits and glitter i have no feelings at all

Chris (Simpsons Artist)
twilight illustration

Iron Man

try my palm on for size palm lazer back hand up emergency hover button
try my palm on for size palm lazer back hand up emergency hover button

Chris (Simpsons Artist)
marvel illustration iron man

Pikachu

i chose you
i chose you

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pokemon pikachu illustration

Itchy and Scratchy

i know watch out
i know watch out

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simpsons illustration

Thomas the Tank Engine

why was i born a train ( chris (simpsons artist)
why was i born a train ( chris (simpsons artist)

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thomas the tank engine illustration

Bee Syrup Winnie the Pooh Frame

Give me all ot Yovt bee syruP now T Tan Me wte NAME unnY TITLE MATERIAL RRAY COLLEGA
Give me all ot Yovt bee syruP now T Tan Me wte NAME unnY TITLE MATERIAL RRAY COLLEGA

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Facebook Comment

David I wish i could spend a day in your mind xoxox Like Comment 11 hours agoe Simpsons pictures that I gone and done Hi there David. i wish i could spend a whole year inside of your body and i would just make myself all soft and go inside of your body and just live inside of your body and your legs for a year and you would feel me inside of yourself and the doctor would say that you have a tumor but then when you go for a operation in the hospital the doctor will cut you open and i will just be lay inside of you looking all grey and thin because i havent had any food for a year and the doctor will pick me up and put me on a silver tray and then i will stand up really weak and flick my hair a bit really weak and say see ya in a really weak voice and then i will just walk away really weak as well and everyone will just be so shocked. Chris (Simpsons artist) xox 5 hours ago . Like . 9 ScottBEST THING I HAVE EVER READ IN MY LIFE 5 hours ago . Like . Write a comment...
David I wish i could spend a day in your mind xoxox Like Comment 11 hours agoe Simpsons pictures that I gone and done Hi there David. i wish i could spend a whole year inside of your body and i would just make myself all soft and go inside of your body and just live inside of your body and your legs for a year and you would feel me inside of yourself and the doctor would say that you have a tumor but then when you go for a operation in the hospital the doctor will cut you open and i will just be lay inside of you looking all grey and thin because i havent had any food for a year and the doctor will pick me up and put me on a silver tray and then i will stand up really weak and flick my hair a bit really weak and say see ya in a really weak voice and then i will just walk away really weak as well and everyone will just be so shocked. Chris (Simpsons artist) xox 5 hours ago . Like . 9 ScottBEST THING I HAVE EVER READ IN MY LIFE 5 hours ago . Like . Write a comment...

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April Fools

chris (simpsons artist) life tips: how to have the best april fools day of your life lightly poison your mum by injecting a harmless amount of paint or lead svrup into her skull for a effective april fools ioke pull down a ladvs trousers in marks and spencers to give her a funny april fools day surprise cough into a mans ear on a bus so he will think you are whoopi goldberg in the religious film sister act 2 haha / hehe i told you i would get you this year mum didnt i you got me cough put a shoe on top your head to trick your friend into thinking you are a shoe shop slam dunk tell a old man that his familv dont want to visit him anvmore hehe enjoy vour bone dad if you are a doctor why not tell a little boy that you have found a lump oh god veah thev said that you smell of fireplaces queef latifah trv not to burst out laughing 1 am s0 young lumps > v stuff your stomach with some beef paste to make people think you have got such a beef queef swap the salt in a salt shaker with some ground up bone for a instant april fools dav effect
chris (simpsons artist) life tips: how to have the best april fools day of your life lightly poison your mum by injecting a harmless amount of paint or lead svrup into her skull for a effective april fools ioke pull down a ladvs trousers in marks and spencers to give her a funny april fools day surprise cough into a mans ear on a bus so he will think you are whoopi goldberg in the religious film sister act 2 haha / hehe i told you i would get you this year mum didnt i you got me cough put a shoe on top your head to trick your friend into thinking you are a shoe shop slam dunk tell a old man that his familv dont want to visit him anvmore hehe enjoy vour bone dad if you are a doctor why not tell a little boy that you have found a lump oh god veah thev said that you smell of fireplaces queef latifah trv not to burst out laughing 1 am s0 young lumps > v stuff your stomach with some beef paste to make people think you have got such a beef queef swap the salt in a salt shaker with some ground up bone for a instant april fools dav effect

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illustration april fools

Facebook - Simpsons pictures that I gone and done

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Give Me All Your Bee Syrup (Winnie the Pooh)

give me all of your bee syrup now bee syrup please dont take it from me my wife is pregnant
give me all of your bee syrup now bee syrup please dont take it from me my wife is pregnant

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cartoon winnie the pooh illustration