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Human Pet Guy reacts to Queen Elizabeth's Death

is it just me or does the whole national father/mother thing sound kind of kinky? idk
is it just me or does the whole national father/mother thing sound kind of kinky? idk

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they did not have children in the past

ok NOW he's definetly got to be trolling us
ok NOW he's definetly got to be trolling us

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uhh idk what to title this. monarchist keffals???

thelordofcalcium Follow YEET MY DUDES Feb 8 im so glad human pet guy is on twitter because it means they also get to deal with his utterly deranged posts I_Am_CyberSmith @I_Am_CyberSmith Replying to @TwinkDemolisher @keffals now that the left has rejected you, would you be open to becoming a monarchist? 6:34 PM 07 Feb 23 #cybersmith #human pet guy #twitter #keffals #shitpost Blaze 91 notes : DI
thelordofcalcium Follow YEET MY DUDES Feb 8 im so glad human pet guy is on twitter because it means they also get to deal with his utterly deranged posts I_Am_CyberSmith @I_Am_CyberSmith Replying to @TwinkDemolisher @keffals now that the left has rejected you, would you be open to becoming a monarchist? 6:34 PM 07 Feb 23 #cybersmith #human pet guy #twitter #keffals #shitpost Blaze 91 notes : DI

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Don't sell drugs & Don't murder

not really a "meme" but the human pet guy is there, so...
not really a "meme" but the human pet guy is there, so...

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Cybersmith Top Hat photo

www Aww
www Aww

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Cybersmith / Human Pet Guy

F @GeebMinister Crying tears of joy because someone actually looks like this I_Am_CyberSmith @I_Am_CyberSmith. Jul 27 On my way back home from a conference. By train! 7 8:07 PM - Jul 28, 2023-965.1K Views 1,914 Reposts 64 Quotes 38.8K Likes 1,020 Bookmarks ...
F @GeebMinister Crying tears of joy because someone actually looks like this I_Am_CyberSmith @I_Am_CyberSmith. Jul 27 On my way back home from a conference. By train! 7 8:07 PM - Jul 28, 2023-965.1K Views 1,914 Reposts 64 Quotes 38.8K Likes 1,020 Bookmarks ...

Cybersmith / Human Pet Guy
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Cybersmith / Human Pet Guy

t2 A regrettable fact Despite having worked for months to impregnate this website with the seed of my wisdom, the womb of Tumblr has swollen only with out-of-context mockeries of my person, and a throwaway comment concerning Ashley Rae's frontal jiggly- bits. Follow Alas, when I shower the denizens of this domain with the glorious benediction of my thoughts, I find the uterus of the internet is barren. did you. really have to phrase this in this way How would you have phrased it? Source: 2,084 notes
t2 A regrettable fact Despite having worked for months to impregnate this website with the seed of my wisdom, the womb of Tumblr has swollen only with out-of-context mockeries of my person, and a throwaway comment concerning Ashley Rae's frontal jiggly- bits. Follow Alas, when I shower the denizens of this domain with the glorious benediction of my thoughts, I find the uterus of the internet is barren. did you. really have to phrase this in this way How would you have phrased it? Source: 2,084 notes

Cybersmith / Human Pet Guy
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Cybersmith / Human Pet Guy

unclefather me wearing a dog collar and leash looking up at my manfriend in his trench coat and fedora: let's go out in public where you can walk me like i'm a dog in front of people who are visibly uncomfortable thecybersmith IT'S NOT A FL*PPING FEDORA, IT'S A BOWLER HAT!!!!!!! an-average-sized-person Keeo goobin' goober. A fedora is a fedora is a fedora. thecybersmith Anyway, with regards to the original post, what would actually be wrong with that? There's no mention of public nuity, nor of treating the human pet in a way that would be considered strange for a dog. Should people be obliged to modify their behaviour so that the irrationally prejudicial do not experience discomfort? an-average-sized-person "Irrationally prejudiced" moth shame in it on this website. ker admit you have a petplay fesh. there's no thecybersmith Okay... just please consider the following scenario. It's five to ten years from now. You're sitting in a restaurant, enjoying a lovely meal, when I walk in, accompanied by my wife, my children, and my human pet (whose g als are covered as it enters on all fours and is wearing underpants). If my family and I then make an order of our own at the table next to you, in what way have we infringed upon your freedom? What rational basis do you have to demand that we leave or beloved pet at home? Hick it all, let's consider a more extreme scenario. It's five to ten years from now. You're sitting in a restaurant, enjoying a lovely meal, when I walk in, without my wife and children (for whatever reason, they haven't accompanied me), with my surgically modified human pet (wearing a collar) being lead in by it's leash. My pet has been spayed/neutered (though you can't tell because its getals - along with its bo ies if its a female- have been covered up), it has no vocal chords, and it walks on all fours not by choice, but because its toes have been removed, along with the tendons in its ankles being severed (it may also have had its thumbs and the last two segments of each finger amputated, making it easier to care for -no fingernails to trim-). Perhaps I've even (humanely) removed its eyes, making it less independent. Even in this scenario, I haven't infringed upon your liberties. "Irrationally prejudiced" is precisely what you are. Source: unclefather 7,202 notes tl
unclefather me wearing a dog collar and leash looking up at my manfriend in his trench coat and fedora: let's go out in public where you can walk me like i'm a dog in front of people who are visibly uncomfortable thecybersmith IT'S NOT A FL*PPING FEDORA, IT'S A BOWLER HAT!!!!!!! an-average-sized-person Keeo goobin' goober. A fedora is a fedora is a fedora. thecybersmith Anyway, with regards to the original post, what would actually be wrong with that? There's no mention of public nuity, nor of treating the human pet in a way that would be considered strange for a dog. Should people be obliged to modify their behaviour so that the irrationally prejudicial do not experience discomfort? an-average-sized-person "Irrationally prejudiced" moth shame in it on this website. ker admit you have a petplay fesh. there's no thecybersmith Okay... just please consider the following scenario. It's five to ten years from now. You're sitting in a restaurant, enjoying a lovely meal, when I walk in, accompanied by my wife, my children, and my human pet (whose g als are covered as it enters on all fours and is wearing underpants). If my family and I then make an order of our own at the table next to you, in what way have we infringed upon your freedom? What rational basis do you have to demand that we leave or beloved pet at home? Hick it all, let's consider a more extreme scenario. It's five to ten years from now. You're sitting in a restaurant, enjoying a lovely meal, when I walk in, without my wife and children (for whatever reason, they haven't accompanied me), with my surgically modified human pet (wearing a collar) being lead in by it's leash. My pet has been spayed/neutered (though you can't tell because its getals - along with its bo ies if its a female- have been covered up), it has no vocal chords, and it walks on all fours not by choice, but because its toes have been removed, along with the tendons in its ankles being severed (it may also have had its thumbs and the last two segments of each finger amputated, making it easier to care for -no fingernails to trim-). Perhaps I've even (humanely) removed its eyes, making it less independent. Even in this scenario, I haven't infringed upon your liberties. "Irrationally prejudiced" is precisely what you are. Source: unclefather 7,202 notes tl

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Cybersmith / Human Pet Guy
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Cybersmith / Human Pet Guy
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Cybersmith / Human Pet Guy

TheCyberSmith @TheCyberSmith Replying to @TheCyberSmith @Ficshun and @SAMOYEDCORE "Human Pet Guy" All my wisdom, all of my intelligence, all of my genius insight is forgotten. You do not consider the hours I spent debunking veganism on Tumblr. You do not consider the fiction I wrote for Deviantart. You do not consider the essays I submitted to Reddit. (3/4) 6:45 PM 7/25/21 Twitter for Android ●
TheCyberSmith @TheCyberSmith Replying to @TheCyberSmith @Ficshun and @SAMOYEDCORE "Human Pet Guy" All my wisdom, all of my intelligence, all of my genius insight is forgotten. You do not consider the hours I spent debunking veganism on Tumblr. You do not consider the fiction I wrote for Deviantart. You do not consider the essays I submitted to Reddit. (3/4) 6:45 PM 7/25/21 Twitter for Android ●

Cybersmith / Human Pet Guy
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Cybersmith / Human Pet Guy

hh thecybersmith One isolated reference to the forward-aligned squidgy parts of someone who doesn't even visit here anymore. mucusman420 thecybersmith I felt compelled to craft this image, incensed as I was by the tomfoolery of this hellsite. Did you just call yourself God... thecybersmith The blind lay-people of Tumblr. Yes, in a sense. thecybersmith TheCybersmith 2017 A collection of wise, Insightful proclamations, covering a multitude of subjects, created by one who looked upon the face of god and saw that it was a mirror.
hh thecybersmith One isolated reference to the forward-aligned squidgy parts of someone who doesn't even visit here anymore. mucusman420 thecybersmith I felt compelled to craft this image, incensed as I was by the tomfoolery of this hellsite. Did you just call yourself God... thecybersmith The blind lay-people of Tumblr. Yes, in a sense. thecybersmith TheCybersmith 2017 A collection of wise, Insightful proclamations, covering a multitude of subjects, created by one who looked upon the face of god and saw that it was a mirror.

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Cybersmith / Human Pet Guy

megapope Follow Lauren, 7 cubes @LLW902 happy saturday here's a guy who thinks rome was all stone and marble because the stone and marble is what still exists TheCyberSmith @TheCyberSmith - 7h Replying to @linaposting Ah, yes, so much wood here. #sarcasm 13 120 @lxzxbxth. 4h Replying to @LLW902 Jesus is that the human pet guy? 5 27 1 ♡ 122 Lauren, 7 cubes @LLW902 - 4h the what guy 10 27 1 this must be what people in china and new zealand feel like looking at american news. solved the problem here but totally helpless to stop it elsewhere devotee-kiwi Follow HUMAN PET GUY? officialfist Follow Poor Lauren she didn't ask for this 169 judarud Follow I'm simultaniously surprised and not surprised at all that Cybersmith doesn't realise wood rots. Source: megapope 17,758 notes D♡ ifunny.co
megapope Follow Lauren, 7 cubes @LLW902 happy saturday here's a guy who thinks rome was all stone and marble because the stone and marble is what still exists TheCyberSmith @TheCyberSmith - 7h Replying to @linaposting Ah, yes, so much wood here. #sarcasm 13 120 @lxzxbxth. 4h Replying to @LLW902 Jesus is that the human pet guy? 5 27 1 ♡ 122 Lauren, 7 cubes @LLW902 - 4h the what guy 10 27 1 this must be what people in china and new zealand feel like looking at american news. solved the problem here but totally helpless to stop it elsewhere devotee-kiwi Follow HUMAN PET GUY? officialfist Follow Poor Lauren she didn't ask for this 169 judarud Follow I'm simultaniously surprised and not surprised at all that Cybersmith doesn't realise wood rots. Source: megapope 17,758 notes D♡ ifunny.co

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Cybersmith / Human Pet Guy

F----- Jackass @GeebMinister Crying tears of joy because someone actually looks like this I_Am_CyberSmith @I_Am_CyberSmith. Jul 27 On my way back home from a conference. By train! 7 8:07 PM. Jul 28, 2023 965.1K Views 1316 1,914 Reposts 64 Quotes 38.8K Likes 1,020 Bookmarks :
F----- Jackass @GeebMinister Crying tears of joy because someone actually looks like this I_Am_CyberSmith @I_Am_CyberSmith. Jul 27 On my way back home from a conference. By train! 7 8:07 PM. Jul 28, 2023 965.1K Views 1316 1,914 Reposts 64 Quotes 38.8K Likes 1,020 Bookmarks :

Cybersmith / Human Pet Guy
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Cybersmith / Human Pet Guy

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Cybersmith / Human Pet Guy
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Cybersmith / Human Pet Guy

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Cybersmith / Human Pet Guy
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