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Gabe Newell Can't Hold All These Wallets
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Gabe Newell
Gabe Newell as The Blob
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Gabe Newell
Gabe Newell On Ctrl+Alt+Del
![CTRL+ALT+DEし BY TIM BUCKLEY NEEDS" SO MR. NEWELL I HEARD A RUMOR THAT VALVE IS WORKING ON ITS OWN CONSOLE. A LITTLE BOX TO RUN STEAM AND DELIVER GAMES YEAH I ALREADy HAVE ONE OF THOSE. IT'S CALLED A PC. NICE TRY AT THE SHAMELESS GRAB FOR MY MONEV THOUGH THE CONSOLE IS SHAPED LIKE A COMPANION CUBE, AND COMES WITH A FREE HAT FOR TEAM FORTR- TAKE IT! STOP FIGHTING AND UST TAKE IT! www.CAD-COMIC.COㅆ](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/333/346/18c.png)
![CTRL+ALT+DEし BY TIM BUCKLEY NEEDS" SO MR. NEWELL I HEARD A RUMOR THAT VALVE IS WORKING ON ITS OWN CONSOLE. A LITTLE BOX TO RUN STEAM AND DELIVER GAMES YEAH I ALREADy HAVE ONE OF THOSE. IT'S CALLED A PC. NICE TRY AT THE SHAMELESS GRAB FOR MY MONEV THOUGH THE CONSOLE IS SHAPED LIKE A COMPANION CUBE, AND COMES WITH A FREE HAT FOR TEAM FORTR- TAKE IT! STOP FIGHTING AND UST TAKE IT! www.CAD-COMIC.COㅆ](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/333/346/18c.png)
Gabe Newell
Gabe Newell Saves Christmas
![VALVE SAVES CHRISTMAS YOU'VE GOTTA FILL IN FOR ME! NORAD SHOT DOWN MY SLEIGH AND I MANGLED MY LEG SANTA CLAUS BEGGED VALVE GABE LET OUT A SIGH CAUSE WE'RE JUST ONE AWAY... A FAT JOKE AT ME? FROM CANNING EPISODE 3 Only morae GABE WOULD You LISTEN IF I CAN'T GIVE OUT GIFTS CHRISTMAS DAY WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY... SO GABE NODDED HIS HEAD ROBIN WALKER BE MOST FESTIVE HAT! AND BELIEVED HIM LIKE THAT ore AND WITH SANTA TUCKED IN... GABE SET INTO THE NIGHT WITH A DUMB YOUTUBE MEME TO GIVE GIFTS WITHOUT STEAM AND DELIVERED THEM ALL.. MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL! ON THAT GLOBE SPANNING FLIGHT AND TO ALL GOOD NIGHT THIS WAS THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVER ARE WE STILL PRETENDING IT'S NOT MARCH OKAY THEN NWW.NERDRAGECOMIC.COM ©2011 ANDY KLUTHE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/331/912/e6f.jpg)
![VALVE SAVES CHRISTMAS YOU'VE GOTTA FILL IN FOR ME! NORAD SHOT DOWN MY SLEIGH AND I MANGLED MY LEG SANTA CLAUS BEGGED VALVE GABE LET OUT A SIGH CAUSE WE'RE JUST ONE AWAY... A FAT JOKE AT ME? FROM CANNING EPISODE 3 Only morae GABE WOULD You LISTEN IF I CAN'T GIVE OUT GIFTS CHRISTMAS DAY WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY... SO GABE NODDED HIS HEAD ROBIN WALKER BE MOST FESTIVE HAT! AND BELIEVED HIM LIKE THAT ore AND WITH SANTA TUCKED IN... GABE SET INTO THE NIGHT WITH A DUMB YOUTUBE MEME TO GIVE GIFTS WITHOUT STEAM AND DELIVERED THEM ALL.. MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL! ON THAT GLOBE SPANNING FLIGHT AND TO ALL GOOD NIGHT THIS WAS THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVER ARE WE STILL PRETENDING IT'S NOT MARCH OKAY THEN NWW.NERDRAGECOMIC.COM ©2011 ANDY KLUTHE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/331/912/e6f.jpg)
Gabe Newell
Gabe's Giant Burger
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Gabe Newell
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Gabe Newell
![The Lard's Prayer Our Gaben, who art in Bellevue Rotund be thy shape Thy Half-life (never) come Thy will be done on earth as it is in VALVe Give us this day our daily vidya And forgive us our pirating as we forgive those who pirate alongside us May VAC lead us not into temptatiorn but deliver us from hacking For thine hingdlom is the VALVe the Steam, and the vidya For ever and ever Gaben](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/323/893/883.jpg)
![The Lard's Prayer Our Gaben, who art in Bellevue Rotund be thy shape Thy Half-life (never) come Thy will be done on earth as it is in VALVe Give us this day our daily vidya And forgive us our pirating as we forgive those who pirate alongside us May VAC lead us not into temptatiorn but deliver us from hacking For thine hingdlom is the VALVe the Steam, and the vidya For ever and ever Gaben](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/323/893/883.jpg)
Gabe Newell
Releasing the Valve
![I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE ALL WAITING FOR ME TO TALK ABOUT HALF-LIFE 3 cto I GET HUNDRED5 OF EMAILS A DAY. TWEETS. IMS. THERE ARE COUNTLESS BLOG POST5 AND ARTICLE5 EVERY MONTH. I'M ASKED ABOUT IT IN EVERy INTERVIEW I GIVE. STRANGER5 APPROACH ME ON THE STREET. PEOPLE HAVE COME TO MY HOME TO ASK ABOuT IT I'M HERE TODAY TO TELL You THI5: I GIVE UP. You WIN. YOu WANT TO RETURN TO THE WORLD OF HALF-LIFE 3? FINE. WE WILL BE RELEASING HALF-LIFE 3 RIGHT HERE! RIGHT NOW! WOO! POSTIN THIS TO REDDIT! DORKLY](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/320/710/d2f.jpg)
![I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE ALL WAITING FOR ME TO TALK ABOUT HALF-LIFE 3 cto I GET HUNDRED5 OF EMAILS A DAY. TWEETS. IMS. THERE ARE COUNTLESS BLOG POST5 AND ARTICLE5 EVERY MONTH. I'M ASKED ABOUT IT IN EVERy INTERVIEW I GIVE. STRANGER5 APPROACH ME ON THE STREET. PEOPLE HAVE COME TO MY HOME TO ASK ABOuT IT I'M HERE TODAY TO TELL You THI5: I GIVE UP. You WIN. YOu WANT TO RETURN TO THE WORLD OF HALF-LIFE 3? FINE. WE WILL BE RELEASING HALF-LIFE 3 RIGHT HERE! RIGHT NOW! WOO! POSTIN THIS TO REDDIT! DORKLY](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/320/710/d2f.jpg)
Gabe Newell
No time for 3s around here
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Gabe Newell
Worth The Weight
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Gabe Newell
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Gabe Newell
![□ Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)02:15 No.135485875 >Gabe is rolled onto stage by orange midgets >A large 3 appears on the screen >Crowd starts to get excited >The 3 turns into gears and zooms out to show Glados >Crowd settles down a bit >Zooms out even more >It was just a billboard >survivors from 14d2 are fighting >4 new shadows appear up on a hill behind them >Gordon, Barney, Dr.Kleiner, and Alex >HL3 appears on the screen accompanied by the episode 2 intro score >crowd goes berserk >Gabe wheezes into the microphone >"Ha-ha... Three new hats for TF2 inspired by Portal, HI2, and L4D2"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/309/963/28e.jpg)
![□ Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)02:15 No.135485875 >Gabe is rolled onto stage by orange midgets >A large 3 appears on the screen >Crowd starts to get excited >The 3 turns into gears and zooms out to show Glados >Crowd settles down a bit >Zooms out even more >It was just a billboard >survivors from 14d2 are fighting >4 new shadows appear up on a hill behind them >Gordon, Barney, Dr.Kleiner, and Alex >HL3 appears on the screen accompanied by the episode 2 intro score >crowd goes berserk >Gabe wheezes into the microphone >"Ha-ha... Three new hats for TF2 inspired by Portal, HI2, and L4D2"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/309/963/28e.jpg)
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![Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)09:19 No. 127158613 File1327846761.jpg-(45 KB, 398x495, 0209_gabe-newell_398.jpg) >E3 2012 >Miyamoto, lwata and Reggie are up on the stage announcing Wii U's new name and giving the presentation and such Nearing end of presentation, all guests, games and other things have been shown Suddenly Reggie says Nintendo have one more thing to show >The lights dim >A rotund man bursts forth from the shadows t's Gaben Rolls towards the centre of the stage >Announces that the WilU will have Steamworks >"One more thing..." >3 appears on the screen >"Rise and shine, Mr Freeman.." >HL3 announced as launch title for Wilu to be packaged along with Dota 2 and CS:G0 as part of the Blu Box >The crowd go wild > explodes >the gaming community soils themselves collectively >The golden age of gaming is upon us, where Valve and Nintendo join forces >Xbox and Sony fail completely >PC Gaming is stronger than ever, with its buddy Nintendo releasing games for PC and Wiu >Carl Sagan is brought back to life and elected President of the USA >Religion disappears from the face of the Earth peacefully, as people are enlightened >The private space industry takes off and we establish several O'Neill space cylinder colonies and moon colonies and start mining Jupiter's moons >Humanity is united under one federal nation, in a fair system with good education, perfect equality of opportunity and political enfranchisement among its citizenry. There is no war >At the ripe age of 75, Gaben sits on his golden throne at the top of the Valve spacetower, and closes his eyes for the last time, uttering his final words. >"I hope... it was worth the wait."](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/293/481/342.png)
![Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)09:19 No. 127158613 File1327846761.jpg-(45 KB, 398x495, 0209_gabe-newell_398.jpg) >E3 2012 >Miyamoto, lwata and Reggie are up on the stage announcing Wii U's new name and giving the presentation and such Nearing end of presentation, all guests, games and other things have been shown Suddenly Reggie says Nintendo have one more thing to show >The lights dim >A rotund man bursts forth from the shadows t's Gaben Rolls towards the centre of the stage >Announces that the WilU will have Steamworks >"One more thing..." >3 appears on the screen >"Rise and shine, Mr Freeman.." >HL3 announced as launch title for Wilu to be packaged along with Dota 2 and CS:G0 as part of the Blu Box >The crowd go wild > explodes >the gaming community soils themselves collectively >The golden age of gaming is upon us, where Valve and Nintendo join forces >Xbox and Sony fail completely >PC Gaming is stronger than ever, with its buddy Nintendo releasing games for PC and Wiu >Carl Sagan is brought back to life and elected President of the USA >Religion disappears from the face of the Earth peacefully, as people are enlightened >The private space industry takes off and we establish several O'Neill space cylinder colonies and moon colonies and start mining Jupiter's moons >Humanity is united under one federal nation, in a fair system with good education, perfect equality of opportunity and political enfranchisement among its citizenry. There is no war >At the ripe age of 75, Gaben sits on his golden throne at the top of the Valve spacetower, and closes his eyes for the last time, uttering his final words. >"I hope... it was worth the wait."](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/293/481/342.png)
Gabe Newell
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Gabe Newell
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![A gabeN was walkin 2 e3 wit his fan n they were crossin da rode. he sed "gblN will u relse new 14d" he said "NO..m was cryin and went to pic up the body fan was ded. he whsipered 2 the corpse "1 ment to sey will relse u left-FIVE-dad (dat means we're left for more dead then 4 dead) HatlessFool 1 day ago 114](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/275/030/51f.png)
![A gabeN was walkin 2 e3 wit his fan n they were crossin da rode. he sed "gblN will u relse new 14d" he said "NO..m was cryin and went to pic up the body fan was ded. he whsipered 2 the corpse "1 ment to sey will relse u left-FIVE-dad (dat means we're left for more dead then 4 dead) HatlessFool 1 day ago 114](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/275/030/51f.png)
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