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Red Fabbri redfabbri Follow I am dead. pitchfork.com/reviews/albums. reta Van Fleet sound like they did weed exactly once, called the cops, and tried to record a Led Zeppelin album before they arrested themselves. The poor kids from Frankenmuth, Michigan don't even realize they're more of an algorithmic fever dream than an actual rock band. While they're selling out shows all over the world, somewhere in a boardroom, a half-dozen people are figuring out just how, exactly, Jimmy Page and Robert Plant are supposed to fit into the SUV with the rest of the Greta Van Fleet boys on "Carpool Karaoke." 1:12 PM - 23 Oct 2018
Red Fabbri redfabbri Follow I am dead. pitchfork.com/reviews/albums. reta Van Fleet sound like they did weed exactly once, called the cops, and tried to record a Led Zeppelin album before they arrested themselves. The poor kids from Frankenmuth, Michigan don't even realize they're more of an algorithmic fever dream than an actual rock band. While they're selling out shows all over the world, somewhere in a boardroom, a half-dozen people are figuring out just how, exactly, Jimmy Page and Robert Plant are supposed to fit into the SUV with the rest of the Greta Van Fleet boys on "Carpool Karaoke." 1:12 PM - 23 Oct 2018

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Dan Ozzi @danozzi ( Follow ) who's your favorite member of greta van fleet? O's Star FORADULTS INCLUDES Neckscarf . Shirt -Bell Bottom Pants 5:44 PM-23 Oct 2018
Dan Ozzi @danozzi ( Follow ) who's your favorite member of greta van fleet? O's Star FORADULTS INCLUDES Neckscarf . Shirt -Bell Bottom Pants 5:44 PM-23 Oct 2018

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Zoe Camp @jzcamp Following Greta Van Fleet - Anthem of the Peaceful Army (2018) How to Start Listening to Rock Musi 8:33 PM-23 Oct 2018
Zoe Camp @jzcamp Following Greta Van Fleet - Anthem of the Peaceful Army (2018) How to Start Listening to Rock Musi 8:33 PM-23 Oct 2018

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Barstool Sports @barstoolsports Follow Did Greta Van Fleet F--- Somebody At Pitchfork's Girlfriend? Music Review Site Gives Their New Album A 1.6 bars.tl/noVnqKKQfR Pitchfork EST New M PARISMIDWINTER Greta Van Fleet Anthem of the Peaceful Army 1.6 LEET by Jeremy D. Larson Senior Edor Soiore The debut from the young Michigan rock band is stiff, hackneyed, overly precious retro-fetishism 4:45 PM-23 Oct 2018
Barstool Sports @barstoolsports Follow Did Greta Van Fleet F--- Somebody At Pitchfork's Girlfriend? Music Review Site Gives Their New Album A 1.6 bars.tl/noVnqKKQfR Pitchfork EST New M PARISMIDWINTER Greta Van Fleet Anthem of the Peaceful Army 1.6 LEET by Jeremy D. Larson Senior Edor Soiore The debut from the young Michigan rock band is stiff, hackneyed, overly precious retro-fetishism 4:45 PM-23 Oct 2018

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Tim Marchman Follow @timmarchman This review is definitely the best thing I will read today pitchfork.com/reviews/albums And at least Zeppelin knew to separate their sweet-lady-I'm-hormy songs from their howling-about-literary-fantasy songs. Hilariously Greta Van Fleet combine them into one on "The Cold Wind," where the narrator (who is dying) begs his "sweet mama" to take the family ox (I guess) to town to sell it, when, mid-ox-transaction, this happens: "The Yankee peddler bargains with you on his way/Whoa sweet mama's gotten herself a new dress." 12:40 PM -23 Oct 2018
Tim Marchman Follow @timmarchman This review is definitely the best thing I will read today pitchfork.com/reviews/albums And at least Zeppelin knew to separate their sweet-lady-I'm-hormy songs from their howling-about-literary-fantasy songs. Hilariously Greta Van Fleet combine them into one on "The Cold Wind," where the narrator (who is dying) begs his "sweet mama" to take the family ox (I guess) to town to sell it, when, mid-ox-transaction, this happens: "The Yankee peddler bargains with you on his way/Whoa sweet mama's gotten herself a new dress." 12:40 PM -23 Oct 2018

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grace @jacobkiszka Follow I cant believe people's brains cant handle greta van fleet... y'all are so f----- dumb saying mean stuff about them. You asked for the "return of rock and roll" and when we finally get it all you crusty ass entitled men wanna fight it. Go back to organizing your sketchers, dave 5:17 PM-23 Oct 2018
grace @jacobkiszka Follow I cant believe people's brains cant handle greta van fleet... y'all are so f----- dumb saying mean stuff about them. You asked for the "return of rock and roll" and when we finally get it all you crusty ass entitled men wanna fight it. Go back to organizing your sketchers, dave 5:17 PM-23 Oct 2018

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