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As trump is defunding and firing people from the wildfire prevention department, this is the result

Remember ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES SMOKEY SMOKEY SMOKEY BY STOPPING THEM AT THE SOURCE HAPPYROADKILL SMOKEY SMOKEY

Remember ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES SMOKEY SMOKEY SMOKEY BY STOPPING THEM AT THE SOURCE HAPPYROADKILL SMOKEY SMOKEY

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90s icon teaches stupid bird a thing or two about show biz

VITY Even Meemaw's pirating!? No wonder my favorite shows keep getting cancelled! TRAIN THES Heyo! Warner Brother here. Look don't worry about pirating, kid. We're gonna cancel your favorite shows whether they do well or not. Wh-? BUT WHY?!? Wakko does it for the tax write offs. But personally? I do it for the faint tingle I get in my shriveled up dead little penis. Hope this helped. HAPPYROADKILL

VITY Even Meemaw's pirating!? No wonder my favorite shows keep getting cancelled! TRAIN THES Heyo! Warner Brother here. Look don't worry about pirating, kid. We're gonna cancel your favorite shows whether they do well or not. Wh-? BUT WHY?!? Wakko does it for the tax write offs. But personally? I do it for the faint tingle I get in my shriveled up dead little penis. Hope this helped. HAPPYROADKILL

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Californification

From the Tweet:
"actually made this before the election tho it seems slightly more relevant now after watching CA vote no on things like rent control and, like, Prohibiting Slavery"

From the Tweet:
"actually made this before the election tho it seems slightly more relevant now after watching CA vote no on things like rent control and, like, Prohibiting Slavery"

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Frankenstein if the doctor was smart

YES! YEES!! IT'S ALIVE!! Agh- Okay- SCRCH Oh... Oh dear God... ERRNGHRR TREMBLE uh- SCRCH HNNGG IM SORRY IM SORRY I TOOK TOO MUCH ADDRALL THIS MORNING I, SORRY ILL GET A PILL CASE EVENTUALLY I SWEAR Could- unzip THUD Could you just shut up for a second? Please? I wanna check somethin- BUNP Thanks man. What have I done!? It's... It's a MONSTER!! HAPPYROADKILL Course brother.

YES! YEES!! IT'S ALIVE!! Agh- Okay- SCRCH Oh... Oh dear God... ERRNGHRR TREMBLE uh- SCRCH HNNGG IM SORRY IM SORRY I TOOK TOO MUCH ADDRALL THIS MORNING I, SORRY ILL GET A PILL CASE EVENTUALLY I SWEAR Could- unzip THUD Could you just shut up for a second? Please? I wanna check somethin- BUNP Thanks man. What have I done!? It's... It's a MONSTER!! HAPPYROADKILL Course brother.

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What do you say to those wondering "please god step down you're so f------ old please i am going to kill myself" PRESIDENT OF USA MAN PRESS ....am poompy HELL SNAP YAAS TELL EM JOE!! Ruth Bader Ginsburg HAPPYROADKILL

What do you say to those wondering "please god step down you're so f------ old please i am going to kill myself" PRESIDENT OF USA MAN PRESS ....am poompy HELL SNAP YAAS TELL EM JOE!! Ruth Bader Ginsburg HAPPYROADKILL

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HAPPYROADKILL whats wrong bro? cant sleep? Nah, I think I'm just a lil homesick. am i staring too loud? EYO! NN The west coast is so quiet at night... at NYU YOU DARE HONK AT THE RAT MESSIAH!? BEEP BEEP OUTTA DA ROAD A------ BEE EEEB N 2

HAPPYROADKILL whats wrong bro? cant sleep? Nah, I think I'm just a lil homesick. am i staring too loud? EYO! NN The west coast is so quiet at night... at NYU YOU DARE HONK AT THE RAT MESSIAH!? BEEP BEEP OUTTA DA ROAD A------ BEE EEEB N 2

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homophobic woman learns true fear

PROTECT OUR CHILDREN!! WE CANNOT ALLOW SATAN TO WIN OVER JESUS!!! Satan? Beat Jesus?? That's just- Just WOW. TAP But seriously, Christ is a Tier 2: Macrocosmic Entity at WORSE, and EVEN THEN- TAP TAP Works Cited uh...... That's like saying Iron Man could beat GOKU *snrk* WOW HAPPYROADKILL

PROTECT OUR CHILDREN!! WE CANNOT ALLOW SATAN TO WIN OVER JESUS!!! Satan? Beat Jesus?? That's just- Just WOW. TAP But seriously, Christ is a Tier 2: Macrocosmic Entity at WORSE, and EVEN THEN- TAP TAP Works Cited uh...... That's like saying Iron Man could beat GOKU *snrk* WOW HAPPYROADKILL

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At least he seems to not take sexual pleasure from it like you would expect

Ugh, would you look at that? I'm telling you Vixen, not enough parents BEAT their kids nowadays. LEG BLOC PMART BAR MART BMART B Aiden, please, we just came here for clothes GR TOYS o ye thats gotta suck Birdie FORTNORT LEG MINEERE BUT I WANT IIIIIT!!!!! MART ** boooo B MART HAPPYROADKILL And you wanna know why that is?? uhhh- Cause it like messes them up developmentally n' stuff? EXACTLY. That's exactly what they SAY. YES PLEASE But take a look at me! I got hit all the time as a kid & I ended up just fine! Did you? IM SORRY Order Pick-up Returns & Exchange PIERCE Order Pick-up Returns & Exchange

Ugh, would you look at that? I'm telling you Vixen, not enough parents BEAT their kids nowadays. LEG BLOC PMART BAR MART BMART B Aiden, please, we just came here for clothes GR TOYS o ye thats gotta suck Birdie FORTNORT LEG MINEERE BUT I WANT IIIIIT!!!!! MART ** boooo B MART HAPPYROADKILL And you wanna know why that is?? uhhh- Cause it like messes them up developmentally n' stuff? EXACTLY. That's exactly what they SAY. YES PLEASE But take a look at me! I got hit all the time as a kid & I ended up just fine! Did you? IM SORRY Order Pick-up Returns & Exchange PIERCE Order Pick-up Returns & Exchange

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Meemaw 'bout to go full Ultrakill one of these days

Y'know Each time ya cuss? D'aaww fooey! boy... An angel DIES. ? Great, now keep em comin' boy! HAPPYROADKILL yes pa... We gotta lower God's defenses before Meemaw gets to em! Anyday now!

Y'know Each time ya cuss? D'aaww fooey! boy... An angel DIES. ? Great, now keep em comin' boy! HAPPYROADKILL yes pa... We gotta lower God's defenses before Meemaw gets to em! Anyday now!

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Daddy goes out for milk

Hey so umm... Would you mind if I called you Daddy- Christ. Course not! That sounds... hot??? omg... Y'know what'd be even hotter?? Whatever, just don't think about it... HAPPYROADKILL Wearing these- Oh. Dude, I can't see anything- IT'S FINE Just put on your orthopedics. Now to have you watch cable news and occassionally clear your throat super F------ loud Th...that's great, sport!! I'm gonna go on a real quick milk run, kay? My what? RATTLE BATTLE

Hey so umm... Would you mind if I called you Daddy- Christ. Course not! That sounds... hot??? omg... Y'know what'd be even hotter?? Whatever, just don't think about it... HAPPYROADKILL Wearing these- Oh. Dude, I can't see anything- IT'S FINE Just put on your orthopedics. Now to have you watch cable news and occassionally clear your throat super F------ loud Th...that's great, sport!! I'm gonna go on a real quick milk run, kay? My what? RATTLE BATTLE

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this comic was literal months in the making

This wasn't uploaded by Happyroadkill, but it was drawn by him. Based on the <a href="https://nitter.net/mocheccino/status/1736918234106847504">self-reply</a>:
"i had to force happy to finish it"
And a reply from the <a href="https://nitter.net/happyroadkill/status/1736918864544366901">artist</a>:
"i gave it the time it needed"

This wasn't uploaded by Happyroadkill, but it was drawn by him. Based on the <a href="https://nitter.net/mocheccino/status/1736918234106847504">self-reply</a>:
"i had to force happy to finish it"
And a reply from the <a href="https://nitter.net/happyroadkill/status/1736918864544366901">artist</a>:
"i gave it the time it needed"

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Smokey retires

British Columbia's fire safety department, FireSmart, retired Smokey the Bear and replaced him with <a href="https://firesmartbc.ca/ember/">Ember the FireSmart Fox</a>

British Columbia's fire safety department, FireSmart, retired Smokey the Bear and replaced him with <a href="https://firesmartbc.ca/ember/">Ember the FireSmart Fox</a>

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Exclusive Look At The Rejected Happyroadkill Christmas Comic

Hey man! Did you know the harmful toxins that usually prevent people from experiencing certain psychoactive mushrooms can be completely filtered out through reindeer urine? In fact, our potent hallucinogenic fluid have been used by the Sami peoples of Lapland for generatio- HAPPYROADKILL LOOK, buddy. I'm not gonna let you trick me a 36th time tonight, okay?!

Hey man! Did you know the harmful toxins that usually prevent people from experiencing certain psychoactive mushrooms can be completely filtered out through reindeer urine? In fact, our potent hallucinogenic fluid have been used by the Sami peoples of Lapland for generatio- HAPPYROADKILL LOOK, buddy. I'm not gonna let you trick me a 36th time tonight, okay?!

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How high did you count?

A reply by <a href="https://nitter.net/mexicanwilddog/status/1699839756694351937">mexicanwilddog</a>:
"hey you forgot to post the rest of the comic 😅"

A reply by <a href="https://nitter.net/mexicanwilddog/status/1699839756694351937">mexicanwilddog</a>:
"hey you forgot to post the rest of the comic 😅"

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idk why there isnt more DNC x RNC fanart

Reuploading this one in higher quality, and with the proper source.

Reuploading this one in higher quality, and with the proper source.

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Progressives in office sure have been giving us a powerful lesson on how much of an incurable poison...

Peace must prevail. ...So you're proposing a ceasefire or-? HEY! HEY! HAPPYROADKILL Bernie Bernie HUMANITY must prevail I did NOT say that! Bernie No body heard me say that!

Peace must prevail. ...So you're proposing a ceasefire or-? HEY! HEY! HAPPYROADKILL Bernie Bernie HUMANITY must prevail I did NOT say that! Bernie No body heard me say that!

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