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PAUL, I'M NOT HEALING YOUR F------ HANGOVER. You turned the f------ water into wine a------.

PAUL, I'M NOT HEALING YOUR F------ HANGOVER. You turned the f------ water into wine a------.

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S what? Lf 09.02.2004

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Jesus Christ is just one of many

Attis 1200 BCE Born on Dec 25 Dionysus-1500 BCE Born on Dec 25 Born of a virgin Water into Wine Resurrected Horus-4000 BCE Born on Dec 25 Born of a virgin Star in the east 12 disciples Walked on water Crucified Dead for 3 days Resurrected Born of a virgirn Crucified Dead for 3 days Resurrected Mithra 559 BCE Born on Dec 25 Born of a virgin Starin the east 12 disciples Dead for 3 days Resurrected Krishna-400 BCE Born of a virgin Star in the east Resurrected Son of carpenter Called son of God Jesus 7 BCE All of the above Merry Christmyth!

Attis 1200 BCE Born on Dec 25 Dionysus-1500 BCE Born on Dec 25 Born of a virgin Water into Wine Resurrected Horus-4000 BCE Born on Dec 25 Born of a virgin Star in the east 12 disciples Walked on water Crucified Dead for 3 days Resurrected Born of a virgirn Crucified Dead for 3 days Resurrected Mithra 559 BCE Born on Dec 25 Born of a virgin Starin the east 12 disciples Dead for 3 days Resurrected Krishna-400 BCE Born of a virgin Star in the east Resurrected Son of carpenter Called son of God Jesus 7 BCE All of the above Merry Christmyth!

Jesus Christ is a rip-off

esus Hercules Parents: Son of a god (Yahweh) Mother was human (Mary) Parents: Son of a god (Zeus) Mother was human (Alcmene) Conception: Mother was impregnated without her consent. Conception: Mother was impregnated after Zeus took the form of her husband. Destiny: Was declared by his father as the ruler of all those around him Destinv: Was declared by his father as the ruler of all those around him Sin: Performed miracles to purify mankind of sin Sin: Performed great labours to be purified of sin Death: Rose to heaven after death Death: Rose to Olympus after death. Documentation: No documents written at the time Jesus walked the Earth refer to him Documentation: No documents written at the time Hercules walked the Earth refer to him Referenced in ancient Greek texts, compiled into the Bible. Referenced in the ancient Greek text Bibliotheca Beverages: Turned water into wine. Beverages: Sucked so hard on the goddess Hera's teat, she pushed him away in pain, spurting breast milk across the heavens forming our galaxy, the Milky Way.

esus Hercules Parents: Son of a god (Yahweh) Mother was human (Mary) Parents: Son of a god (Zeus) Mother was human (Alcmene) Conception: Mother was impregnated without her consent. Conception: Mother was impregnated after Zeus took the form of her husband. Destiny: Was declared by his father as the ruler of all those around him Destinv: Was declared by his father as the ruler of all those around him Sin: Performed miracles to purify mankind of sin Sin: Performed great labours to be purified of sin Death: Rose to heaven after death Death: Rose to Olympus after death. Documentation: No documents written at the time Jesus walked the Earth refer to him Documentation: No documents written at the time Hercules walked the Earth refer to him Referenced in ancient Greek texts, compiled into the Bible. Referenced in the ancient Greek text Bibliotheca Beverages: Turned water into wine. Beverages: Sucked so hard on the goddess Hera's teat, she pushed him away in pain, spurting breast milk across the heavens forming our galaxy, the Milky Way.

Jesus Christ is a rip-off

PARALLELS BETWEEN EGYPTIAN SUN GOD HORUS ANDTHE JEWISH SUN GOD JESUS Born of a virgin Astar accompaniedthe birth Only begotten son ofthe supreme deity Survived a murderattempt Fosterfather was of roval descent Annunciations to mothers by an angel Birth heralded by stars Birth witnessed by shepherds Laterwitnessed by 3 beings Baptized at 30 Baptizers were beheaded Crucified Buried in a tomb Resurrected after3 days Resurrection witnessed by women BABY HORUS STORY WRITTEN 5000 YEARS AGO BABY JESUS STORYWRITTEN 2000 YEARS AGO Milwaukee

PARALLELS BETWEEN EGYPTIAN SUN GOD HORUS ANDTHE JEWISH SUN GOD JESUS Born of a virgin Astar accompaniedthe birth Only begotten son ofthe supreme deity Survived a murderattempt Fosterfather was of roval descent Annunciations to mothers by an angel Birth heralded by stars Birth witnessed by shepherds Laterwitnessed by 3 beings Baptized at 30 Baptizers were beheaded Crucified Buried in a tomb Resurrected after3 days Resurrection witnessed by women BABY HORUS STORY WRITTEN 5000 YEARS AGO BABY JESUS STORYWRITTEN 2000 YEARS AGO Milwaukee

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Jesus's return

WAKE UP, JESUS IT'S TIME FOR YOUR AAAHH... 2000 YEARS, AND MY WOUNDS STILL HURT! SECOND COING! CRUCIFIED.. TORTURED... BY MY OWN FELLOW MEN.. FOCUS, JESUS! SNAP OUT OF IT DO YOU RNOW WHAT TIME IT IS? T'S 12 0'CLOCK. AUGUST 2, 1934 NO IT'S PAYBACK TIME.

WAKE UP, JESUS IT'S TIME FOR YOUR AAAHH... 2000 YEARS, AND MY WOUNDS STILL HURT! SECOND COING! CRUCIFIED.. TORTURED... BY MY OWN FELLOW MEN.. FOCUS, JESUS! SNAP OUT OF IT DO YOU RNOW WHAT TIME IT IS? T'S 12 0'CLOCK. AUGUST 2, 1934 NO IT'S PAYBACK TIME.

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Savage Man From The Savage Lands

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Amen

when somebody wrote "turn to page 72" in ya bible and it's a picture of J e sus Amen my n----

when somebody wrote "turn to page 72" in ya bible and it's a picture of J e sus Amen my n----

Who's Jesus?

THE F--- JESUS

THE F--- JESUS

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Redde Caesari...

迿 REDDE CAESARI QUAE SUNT CAESARIS Even Jesus himself was for separation between state and church

迿 REDDE CAESARI QUAE SUNT CAESARIS Even Jesus himself was for separation between state and church

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Like, Jesus man!

I bet you won't repost because you're too ashamed to havea picture of Jesus in your feed

I bet you won't repost because you're too ashamed to havea picture of Jesus in your feed

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Odin promised the end of frost giants

JESUS PROMISED THE END OFALL WICKED PEOPLE ODIN PROMISED THE END OFALL FROST GIANTS IDON'T SEE ANY FROoST GIANTSAROUND quickmeme.com

JESUS PROMISED THE END OFALL WICKED PEOPLE ODIN PROMISED THE END OFALL FROST GIANTS IDON'T SEE ANY FROoST GIANTSAROUND quickmeme.com

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you can call them renaissance paintings if u want but it’s still jesus fanart

sucymemebabararn you can call them renaissance paintings if u want but it's still jesus fanart

sucymemebabararn you can call them renaissance paintings if u want but it's still jesus fanart

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Recalculating

My GPS is Jesus Christ 22BF Recalculating, lol w--, Jesus

My GPS is Jesus Christ 22BF Recalculating, lol w--, Jesus

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