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"Maybe something nice will happen!" WHY THE F--- WOULD ANYTHING NICE EVER HAPPEN.

"Maybe something nice will happen!" WHY THE F--- WOULD ANYTHING NICE EVER HAPPEN.

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I don't stop eating wheni'm full. Themeal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself

I don't stop eating wheni'm full. Themeal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself

On Gay Marriage

"It doesn't have ANY effect on your life. What do you care?! People try to talk about it like it's a social issue. Like when you see someone stand up on a talk show and say "How am I supposed to explain to my child that two men are getting married?"... I dunno, it's your s----- kid, you f-----' tell 'em. Why is that anyone else's problem? Two guys are in LOVE but they can't get married be- cause YOU don't want to talk to your ugly child for f-----' five minutes? -Louis C.K.

"It doesn't have ANY effect on your life. What do you care?! People try to talk about it like it's a social issue. Like when you see someone stand up on a talk show and say "How am I supposed to explain to my child that two men are getting married?"... I dunno, it's your s----- kid, you f-----' tell 'em. Why is that anyone else's problem? Two guys are in LOVE but they can't get married be- cause YOU don't want to talk to your ugly child for f-----' five minutes? -Louis C.K.

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THE LOUIS CK PAIN CHART NORMAL DISCOMFORT DISGUSTED WITH SELF DISGUSTED WITH SELF AND WORLD DISAPPOINTED CHOOSE THE FACE THAT BEST DESCRIBES YOUR PAIN VULTURE

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Louis C.K. supports masturbation

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report. I Nil We reporl.Y ELLEN FARBER CHRISTIANS AGAINST M----------- LOUIE C.K COMEDIAN/MASTURBATOR It keeps me sane! I'm a good citizen, I'm a good father, I recycle, and I masturbate. F And I'm proud of it. And God's happy FX 0玺 0 And later I'm gonna masturbate, and I'm gonna think about you, and there's can do about it. FX

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I read something in the paper that really confused me the other day. It said that 80 percent of the people in New York are minorities... Shouldn't you not call them minorities when they get to be 80 percent of the population? That's a very white attitude, don't you think? I mean, you could take a white guy to Africa and he'd be like "Look at all the minorities around here! I'm the only majority." -Louis C.K.

I read something in the paper that really confused me the other day. It said that 80 percent of the people in New York are minorities... Shouldn't you not call them minorities when they get to be 80 percent of the population? That's a very white attitude, don't you think? I mean, you could take a white guy to Africa and he'd be like "Look at all the minorities around here! I'm the only majority." -Louis C.K.

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