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Shower Food Review 41: Toast

gaz @gazpachomachine Shower Food Review 41: Toast- I'm often in a rush in the morning so this was very convenient. I can preload the toaster the night before so I always have hot & fresh toast ready to go. And before you say something like "this is dangerous" no it's not, I used electrical tape. 8/10 JENNO *** 11:30 AM - May 1, 2023-1.5M Views
gaz @gazpachomachine Shower Food Review 41: Toast- I'm often in a rush in the morning so this was very convenient. I can preload the toaster the night before so I always have hot & fresh toast ready to go. And before you say something like "this is dangerous" no it's not, I used electrical tape. 8/10 JENNO *** 11:30 AM - May 1, 2023-1.5M Views

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Shower Food Review 39: Blue Takis

gaz @gazpachomachine Shower Food Review 39: Blue Takis- These were spicy & a little messy but the cold water cooled me down. I also need to cool down when people dont take me seriously. Life can be messy but if u find the right person they can help u clean it up. I hope I find that person 1 day. 6/10 Jakie BLUE HEAT PEPPER WA008 Be 11:32 AM - Apr 27, 2023 - 464.2K Views 0
gaz @gazpachomachine Shower Food Review 39: Blue Takis- These were spicy & a little messy but the cold water cooled me down. I also need to cool down when people dont take me seriously. Life can be messy but if u find the right person they can help u clean it up. I hope I find that person 1 day. 6/10 Jakie BLUE HEAT PEPPER WA008 Be 11:32 AM - Apr 27, 2023 - 464.2K Views 0

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Shower Food Review 36: Cereal

gaz @gazpachomachine Shower Food Review 36: Cereal- I haven't had a bowl of cereal in years. I put on 1 of my favorite cartoons from my childhood. It reminded me of a simpler time, before all the disappointments. Remember: If you're always looking behind you, you wont see what's in front of you. 9/10 11:32 AM - Apr 24, 2023 - 107.7K Views
gaz @gazpachomachine Shower Food Review 36: Cereal- I haven't had a bowl of cereal in years. I put on 1 of my favorite cartoons from my childhood. It reminded me of a simpler time, before all the disappointments. Remember: If you're always looking behind you, you wont see what's in front of you. 9/10 11:32 AM - Apr 24, 2023 - 107.7K Views

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Shower Food Review 32: KFC Bucket

gaz @gazpachomachine Shower Food Review 32: KFC Bucket - Life is full of little victories. I was so thankful for this nice crispy chicken I almost forgot to take a photo. I held onto this bucket for dear life so I didn't spill it. Hold on tight to the things that are important to you in life. 8/10 te Inner Lickin good ای است Kentucky Fried Chicken COLONEL SANDERS ORIGINAL RE 11:08 AM - Apr 17, 2023-89.5K Views ⠀
gaz @gazpachomachine Shower Food Review 32: KFC Bucket - Life is full of little victories. I was so thankful for this nice crispy chicken I almost forgot to take a photo. I held onto this bucket for dear life so I didn't spill it. Hold on tight to the things that are important to you in life. 8/10 te Inner Lickin good ای است Kentucky Fried Chicken COLONEL SANDERS ORIGINAL RE 11:08 AM - Apr 17, 2023-89.5K Views ⠀

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Shower Food Review 25: Bud Ice 40oz & a Cig

gaz @gazpachomachine Shower Food Review 25: Bud Ice 40oz & a C--- The gas station special, this was a unique technical challenge that tested my shower food review ability & my palate. The aroma of the c-------- paired nicely with the shower steam & the beer was refreshing. Thank you Budweiser. 9/10 28 C 11:00 AM - Apr 6, 2023-244.2K Views *** 0
gaz @gazpachomachine Shower Food Review 25: Bud Ice 40oz & a C--- The gas station special, this was a unique technical challenge that tested my shower food review ability & my palate. The aroma of the c-------- paired nicely with the shower steam & the beer was refreshing. Thank you Budweiser. 9/10 28 C 11:00 AM - Apr 6, 2023-244.2K Views *** 0

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Shower Food Review 43 - Peanut Butter & Pickle sandwhich

gaz @gazpachomachine Shower Food Review 43 - Peanut Butter & Pickle sandwhich. This was a suggestion from a friend who legitimately eats these every day. At first I doubted it but after the first bite I realized how wrong I was. It reminded me that there is nothing wrong with being different. 10/10 11:10 AM - May 3, 2023-506.6K Views
gaz @gazpachomachine Shower Food Review 43 - Peanut Butter & Pickle sandwhich. This was a suggestion from a friend who legitimately eats these every day. At first I doubted it but after the first bite I realized how wrong I was. It reminded me that there is nothing wrong with being different. 10/10 11:10 AM - May 3, 2023-506.6K Views

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"sir, the shower food review guy dropped his plate of indian food in the shower"

House gf haver @mrmatthouse "sir, the shower food review guy dropped his plate of indian food in the shower" RE M ***
House gf haver @mrmatthouse "sir, the shower food review guy dropped his plate of indian food in the shower" RE M ***

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smile because it happened

CENSORED Shower Food Review: 320z Tomahawk Ribeye- Thnx to your donations, I was able to buy this huge steak. If I were my ex right now, I'd be having some second thoughts. One day, you people will get sick of these posts. But I wont cry when it's over. I'll smile because it happened. 10/10 #
CENSORED Shower Food Review: 320z Tomahawk Ribeye- Thnx to your donations, I was able to buy this huge steak. If I were my ex right now, I'd be having some second thoughts. One day, you people will get sick of these posts. But I wont cry when it's over. I'll smile because it happened. 10/10 #

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Shower Food Review 44 - Crab Legs

gaz @gazpachomachine Shower Food Review 44 - Crab Legs: I didn't have a cracker so I had to gnaw these open. But it was so worth it. My landlord was in the backyard fixing something & I think he saw me eating in the shower this morning. When I saw him later he barely spoke & quickly walked away. 9/10 11:00 AM - May 4, 2023 - 2.8M Views
gaz @gazpachomachine Shower Food Review 44 - Crab Legs: I didn't have a cracker so I had to gnaw these open. But it was so worth it. My landlord was in the backyard fixing something & I think he saw me eating in the shower this morning. When I saw him later he barely spoke & quickly walked away. 9/10 11:00 AM - May 4, 2023 - 2.8M Views

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Shower Food Review 42: Giant Sour Gummy Worm

gaz @gazpachomachine Shower Food Review 42: Giant Sour Gummy Worm - This was the most shame I've ever felt in the shower. I'm worried even God won't forgive me for this one. My ex girlfriend is moving out soon and she saw me eating this. The look on her face said "I made the right choice." 7/10 11:51 AM-May 2, 2023 - 7.6M Views 0
gaz @gazpachomachine Shower Food Review 42: Giant Sour Gummy Worm - This was the most shame I've ever felt in the shower. I'm worried even God won't forgive me for this one. My ex girlfriend is moving out soon and she saw me eating this. The look on her face said "I made the right choice." 7/10 11:51 AM-May 2, 2023 - 7.6M Views 0

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Shower Food Review 37: Cotton Candy

gaz @gazpachomachine Shower Food Review 37: Cotton Candy - For some reason this was the most highly requested Shower Food Review. Perhaps people wanted to see me accidentally get it wet and have it dissolve, like that sad raccoon in that viral youtube video. But I am not a raccoon. I am a man. 4/10 11:39 AM - Apr 25, 2023 10.1M Views
gaz @gazpachomachine Shower Food Review 37: Cotton Candy - For some reason this was the most highly requested Shower Food Review. Perhaps people wanted to see me accidentally get it wet and have it dissolve, like that sad raccoon in that viral youtube video. But I am not a raccoon. I am a man. 4/10 11:39 AM - Apr 25, 2023 10.1M Views

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Shower Food Review: 32oz Tomahawk Ribeye

gaz *** @gazpachomachine Shower Food Review: 32oz Tomahawk Ribeye-thnx to your donations I was able to buy this huge steak. If I were my ex right now I'd be having some second thoughts. One day you people will get sick of these posts. But I wont cry when it's over. I'll smile because it happened. 10/10 11:00 AM - Apr 3, 2023 1.2M Views
gaz *** @gazpachomachine Shower Food Review: 32oz Tomahawk Ribeye-thnx to your donations I was able to buy this huge steak. If I were my ex right now I'd be having some second thoughts. One day you people will get sick of these posts. But I wont cry when it's over. I'll smile because it happened. 10/10 11:00 AM - Apr 3, 2023 1.2M Views

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Shower Food Review 18: Bacon Hamburger from Five Guys

gaz @gazpachomachine Shower Food Review 18: Bacon Hamburger from Five Guys - They added a 3rd patty & forgot the cheese so I just had a dry ass mountain of meat. It made me reflect on the people in my life who I have forgotten. Gonna scroll through my contacts & reach out to old friends today. 2/10 12:59 PM - Mar 27, 2023 276.7K Views
gaz @gazpachomachine Shower Food Review 18: Bacon Hamburger from Five Guys - They added a 3rd patty & forgot the cheese so I just had a dry ass mountain of meat. It made me reflect on the people in my life who I have forgotten. Gonna scroll through my contacts & reach out to old friends today. 2/10 12:59 PM - Mar 27, 2023 276.7K Views

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Shower Food #1- Pistachio Ice Cream Bar

gaz @gazpachomachine starting new series where I review foods in the shower. Shower Food #1- Pistachio Ice Cream Bar: pretty good to eat in shower. Stick makes it portable & keeps things clean. Tastes just as good as if I ate it not in shower. Contrast between hot shower & cold ice cream is also nice 4:42 PM - Dec 6, 2022
gaz @gazpachomachine starting new series where I review foods in the shower. Shower Food #1- Pistachio Ice Cream Bar: pretty good to eat in shower. Stick makes it portable & keeps things clean. Tastes just as good as if I ate it not in shower. Contrast between hot shower & cold ice cream is also nice 4:42 PM - Dec 6, 2022

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