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Wow, a calf made of gold. My girls would love it. In fact, the first sentence Caroline ever said was...

Potassium Bandit ... @NecoArcBaseball Wow, a calf made of gold. My girls would love it. In fact, the first sentence Caroline ever said was "This is thy god, O Israel, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt" 10.00 PM - 11. aug. 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 158 Retweets 1 Citér Tweet 835 Likes

Potassium Bandit ... @NecoArcBaseball Wow, a calf made of gold. My girls would love it. In fact, the first sentence Caroline ever said was "This is thy god, O Israel, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt" 10.00 PM - 11. aug. 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 158 Retweets 1 Citér Tweet 835 Likes

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smacks opponents in the face with it

WEY DOES MY MIRROR Matt Fernandez @FattMernandez He looks like Wolverine if instead of claws, three flaccid penises slowly came out of Wolverine's hands. -DNM 11:30 PM 10 Jan 19 · Twitter for Android

WEY DOES MY MIRROR Matt Fernandez @FattMernandez He looks like Wolverine if instead of claws, three flaccid penises slowly came out of Wolverine's hands. -DNM 11:30 PM 10 Jan 19 · Twitter for Android

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Ted Cruz is so unlikeable, it's impressive.

Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein 000 Your wife is managing director of Goldman Sachs Ted Cruz @tedcruz · 19h Today's Dems are the party of the rich. GOP is and should be the party of the working class. twitter.com/benwinegard/st...

Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein 000 Your wife is managing director of Goldman Sachs Ted Cruz @tedcruz · 19h Today's Dems are the party of the rich. GOP is and should be the party of the working class. twitter.com/benwinegard/st...

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This man ate my son

this man ate my son

this man ate my son

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"This Man Ate My Son" / "He was delicious!"

Ted Cruz @tedcruz He was delicious! im not human at all @rampartwrath if ted cruz runs for office again can we bring this back this man ate my son 11:02 AM 5 Jun 2019

Ted Cruz @tedcruz He was delicious! im not human at all @rampartwrath if ted cruz runs for office again can we bring this back this man ate my son 11:02 AM 5 Jun 2019

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RoboCruz

He is a robot,

He is Ted Cruz

He is a RoboCruz

He is a robot,

He is Ted Cruz

He is a RoboCruz

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Delete this

Ted Cruz defends the honour of The Princess Bride from being besmirched.

Ted Cruz defends the honour of The Princess Bride from being besmirched.

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Hey

Orli Matlow @HireMelmFunny Follow Beautiful Ted l just wante to take another at yo Hey! 4:56 PM-22 Oct 2018

Orli Matlow @HireMelmFunny Follow Beautiful Ted l just wante to take another at yo Hey! 4:56 PM-22 Oct 2018

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Callie Beusman @cal_be Follow Beautiful Ted me 1 4:21 PM-22 Oct 2018

Callie Beusman @cal_be Follow Beautiful Ted me 1 4:21 PM-22 Oct 2018

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Thanks

iMessage Yesterday 9:08 PM Send me that Ted Cruz dog

iMessage Yesterday 9:08 PM Send me that Ted Cruz dog

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Relatable Ted

Caroline Moss @socarolinesays Follow The only time I have ever related to Ted Cruz andrew kaczynski @KFILE Per Politico: Ted Cruz was spotted on his phone on a flight back from DC looking at a photo of Beto O'Rourke. via @playbookplus 9:09 AM -25 Sep 2018

Caroline Moss @socarolinesays Follow The only time I have ever related to Ted Cruz andrew kaczynski @KFILE Per Politico: Ted Cruz was spotted on his phone on a flight back from DC looking at a photo of Beto O'Rourke. via @playbookplus 9:09 AM -25 Sep 2018

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Liz Bruenig

Elizabeth Bruenigo y@ebruenig Following hello darkness my old friend andrew kaczynski @KFILE Per Politico: Ted Cruz was spotted on his phone on a flight back from DC looking at a photo of Beto O'Rourke. via @playbookplus 9:03 AM -25 Sep 2018

Elizabeth Bruenigo y@ebruenig Following hello darkness my old friend andrew kaczynski @KFILE Per Politico: Ted Cruz was spotted on his phone on a flight back from DC looking at a photo of Beto O'Rourke. via @playbookplus 9:03 AM -25 Sep 2018

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andrew kaczynski9 Follow @KFILE Per Politico: Ted Cruz was spotted on his phone on a flight back rom DC looking at a photo of Beto O'Rourke. via @playbookplus

andrew kaczynski9 Follow @KFILE Per Politico: Ted Cruz was spotted on his phone on a flight back rom DC looking at a photo of Beto O'Rourke. via @playbookplus

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iMessage Yesterday 9:08 PM Send me that Ted Cruz dog Delivered

iMessage Yesterday 9:08 PM Send me that Ted Cruz dog Delivered

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| Ted Cruz @tedcruz Following Austin 360 @austin360 2h California brisket is coming your way. Texas! How does a new West Coast r order brisket compare to the fatty slices we love in Central Texas? Watch live @broylesa finds out: atxne.ws/2Kux3c4 11:53 AM - 2 May 2018 264 Retweets 773 Likes 65 t 264 773

| Ted Cruz @tedcruz Following Austin 360 @austin360 2h California brisket is coming your way. Texas! How does a new West Coast r order brisket compare to the fatty slices we love in Central Texas? Watch live @broylesa finds out: atxne.ws/2Kux3c4 11:53 AM - 2 May 2018 264 Retweets 773 Likes 65 t 264 773

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Point of the Simpsons

Joe Berkowitz @JoeBerkowitz Follow The entire point of the Simpsons is that Homer is a walking example of what not to do and Lisa is the voice of reason Ted Cruz is the least self-aware organism on the planet "The Democrats are the party of Lisa Simpson and Republicans are happily the party of Homer, Bart, Maggie and Marge," Cruz said, referring to the other Simpson family member on long-running cartoon show "The Simpsons."

Joe Berkowitz @JoeBerkowitz Follow The entire point of the Simpsons is that Homer is a walking example of what not to do and Lisa is the voice of reason Ted Cruz is the least self-aware organism on the planet "The Democrats are the party of Lisa Simpson and Republicans are happily the party of Homer, Bart, Maggie and Marge," Cruz said, referring to the other Simpson family member on long-running cartoon show "The Simpsons."