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I don't blame TV for my high expectations in women l blame countryballs.

I don't blame TV for my high expectations in women l blame countryballs.

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Boundaries

...And stay out! cQué? This isn't what it looks like... Canada why

...And stay out! cQué? This isn't what it looks like... Canada why

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Muv luv Polandball

Bruder! Meine genosse is of not trustings me... Ist of not worryings schwester, I am of trust- *crash IS OF STOPPINGS!!! Yuor siostra is workings of Stasi!!!! Wait schwester..! no oen trusts me I am of leavings.... Later... WE IS OF MAKINGS LOVE BRUDER!! ARE YOU TRUS TINGS ME NOW??? IS MOST KAWAIl STORY EVER DESU Nein... sometimes ich wishes yuo are imperial again...

Bruder! Meine genosse is of not trustings me... Ist of not worryings schwester, I am of trust- *crash IS OF STOPPINGS!!! Yuor siostra is workings of Stasi!!!! Wait schwester..! no oen trusts me I am of leavings.... Later... WE IS OF MAKINGS LOVE BRUDER!! ARE YOU TRUS TINGS ME NOW??? IS MOST KAWAIl STORY EVER DESU Nein... sometimes ich wishes yuo are imperial again...

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"I heard you were talking about shit" -India

Eyyo! Espania! Check out que yo found! catonya big cationya free Yo take it from dumpster outside Germany's lab! Que is it? Not know. Seem ike gun. Hmm... maybe should stop shake it. AO FA-BUZzzzzzZzzzzzzZZ Mio Dio! Meu Deus! Woah. Es make s--- Catalonya ash into actual s--- Que else can be s----ify? So then Canada walks in... Crikey! Wot did 'e say, mate? Well, he was most upset about Quebec Wait. Yeh hear thet? Sounds I loik flies buzzin THIS REALLY FECKIN' HURTS, MATE OH GOD THE PAIN IT HURTS THAN PLEASE JUST END IT Oz! What the... why are... what... WHY ARE YOU NEW ZEALAND? Oh God... and you... Liberia? No. No. I CAN'T be a s----- African! I CANT I'm scared, America. I am too, bro. Jejejejejeje Tu see look on faces? No know what hit them Ey, here es come Bretanha, Permission to fire? grant. This es Son, slow down. You mean to say America and you were turned into s--- countries? Preposterous. Hold on, I hear something coming my way FA-BUZ227ZZ7 lswear, if Germany's launching buzz-bombs again.. Oh my! Uh oh. PING Santa Maria why! Ohh.. sorry ese. pain yo ever feel JEJEJE TU ARE JUST S--- ME! MIO DIO ES TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE! TU ARE WORST RECTANGLE JAJAJAJAJA Stupido thing... Y NOW SHOOT SELF! JEJEJE ES KEEP GEETING FUNNIER! WHAT S--- COUNTRY POSSIBLE BE WORSE THAN POORTUGAL? meu deus the pain FA-BUZZ22 sweet mercy plox oh.

Eyyo! Espania! Check out que yo found! catonya big cationya free Yo take it from dumpster outside Germany's lab! Que is it? Not know. Seem ike gun. Hmm... maybe should stop shake it. AO FA-BUZzzzzzZzzzzzzZZ Mio Dio! Meu Deus! Woah. Es make s--- Catalonya ash into actual s--- Que else can be s----ify? So then Canada walks in... Crikey! Wot did 'e say, mate? Well, he was most upset about Quebec Wait. Yeh hear thet? Sounds I loik flies buzzin THIS REALLY FECKIN' HURTS, MATE OH GOD THE PAIN IT HURTS THAN PLEASE JUST END IT Oz! What the... why are... what... WHY ARE YOU NEW ZEALAND? Oh God... and you... Liberia? No. No. I CAN'T be a s----- African! I CANT I'm scared, America. I am too, bro. Jejejejejeje Tu see look on faces? No know what hit them Ey, here es come Bretanha, Permission to fire? grant. This es Son, slow down. You mean to say America and you were turned into s--- countries? Preposterous. Hold on, I hear something coming my way FA-BUZ227ZZ7 lswear, if Germany's launching buzz-bombs again.. Oh my! Uh oh. PING Santa Maria why! Ohh.. sorry ese. pain yo ever feel JEJEJE TU ARE JUST S--- ME! MIO DIO ES TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE! TU ARE WORST RECTANGLE JAJAJAJAJA Stupido thing... Y NOW SHOOT SELF! JEJEJE ES KEEP GEETING FUNNIER! WHAT S--- COUNTRY POSSIBLE BE WORSE THAN POORTUGAL? meu deus the pain FA-BUZZ22 sweet mercy plox oh.

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AllaHUE Akbar

Brazil, we into having one of yuor citizens into custody We want 300 million monies and yuo into havings him back! Allahu Ackbar! Eu could be leveling up... ONE WEEK LATER Please Brazil Yuo can into havings him back Just take him away! For Allah's sake!!! Aehooo Huackbar!!! HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

Brazil, we into having one of yuor citizens into custody We want 300 million monies and yuo into havings him back! Allahu Ackbar! Eu could be leveling up... ONE WEEK LATER Please Brazil Yuo can into havings him back Just take him away! For Allah's sake!!! Aehooo Huackbar!!! HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

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IT IS JUST EIN PRANKEN, MIEN BRUDER

Guten Tag everyone! Willkommen to ReichPranks! Last episode, we were prankings Polen into kill Jew for us Hahaha Polen I prank yuo Whet.what have did Today am pulling ze prank on Soviet! We are told him zat we are allies. Let's us see his reacting when we Guten tag, Soviet 夊 Privyet, best western kill German Suprise Barbarossal OOFI Hahaha, you is hit! Soviet, what are- Wait, no-AAGHHHH! AAHH! PLEASE STOPPING ARGH AHH WAS JUST EIN PRANK! OH SWEET MERCIFUL NON-SEMITIC GOTT- ARGH! AAAAaaaaaaaaaasass. n deeset knou is Wirr nevel undelstanding Westelnels.

Guten Tag everyone! Willkommen to ReichPranks! Last episode, we were prankings Polen into kill Jew for us Hahaha Polen I prank yuo Whet.what have did Today am pulling ze prank on Soviet! We are told him zat we are allies. Let's us see his reacting when we Guten tag, Soviet 夊 Privyet, best western kill German Suprise Barbarossal OOFI Hahaha, you is hit! Soviet, what are- Wait, no-AAGHHHH! AAHH! PLEASE STOPPING ARGH AHH WAS JUST EIN PRANK! OH SWEET MERCIFUL NON-SEMITIC GOTT- ARGH! AAAAaaaaaaaaaasass. n deeset knou is Wirr nevel undelstanding Westelnels.

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Stars and Stripes, Forever

Dammit y'all, I know "imitation is the sincerest form of flattery" and s---, but this is just ridiculous. Like, I don't even know who you are... Am your son, Liberia! My 11 stripes to represent 11 signers of Liberia independence declaration. You create me after you free slaves, remember? Actually I don't Ok, so maybe Libya's Liberia's flag is justified, but definitely yours isn't, Malaysia. We're a whole hemisphere apart, and I've never even invaded you (I think) But Malaysia does have 14 stripes: 13 for member states, 1 for central Ok that is really f------ stretching it And what's your reason... uhm.. Bikini Atoll. My name is Bikini Atoll. In 1954 yuo drop hydrogen bomb on me and poison land with nuclear fallout. No reparations giben. EMUEJ REJ ILO EIN AJ My three black stars represent islands yuo destroy with horrible explosion. REJ ILO BEIN ANIJ ★ ★ Two others represent islands those people were displaced to, forever The words 'MEN OTMJEJ REJ ILO BEIN ANIJ' were spoken from my leader when yuo told me to gib islands up for good of mankind D They mean, "everything is in the hands of God"

Dammit y'all, I know "imitation is the sincerest form of flattery" and s---, but this is just ridiculous. Like, I don't even know who you are... Am your son, Liberia! My 11 stripes to represent 11 signers of Liberia independence declaration. You create me after you free slaves, remember? Actually I don't Ok, so maybe Libya's Liberia's flag is justified, but definitely yours isn't, Malaysia. We're a whole hemisphere apart, and I've never even invaded you (I think) But Malaysia does have 14 stripes: 13 for member states, 1 for central Ok that is really f------ stretching it And what's your reason... uhm.. Bikini Atoll. My name is Bikini Atoll. In 1954 yuo drop hydrogen bomb on me and poison land with nuclear fallout. No reparations giben. EMUEJ REJ ILO EIN AJ My three black stars represent islands yuo destroy with horrible explosion. REJ ILO BEIN ANIJ ★ ★ Two others represent islands those people were displaced to, forever The words 'MEN OTMJEJ REJ ILO BEIN ANIJ' were spoken from my leader when yuo told me to gib islands up for good of mankind D They mean, "everything is in the hands of God"

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Drastic times call for drastic measures..

DEMOCRACY-0% Strengthens you mocracu de Open up, here comes the plane. Alright, you litte s---. Let's try this again nonono Here comes the plane. ENOLA GAY 82

DEMOCRACY-0% Strengthens you mocracu de Open up, here comes the plane. Alright, you litte s---. Let's try this again nonono Here comes the plane. ENOLA GAY 82

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Norway is cool

Scandinavian Peninsula REDBOOK ト〈S *-e.. a.k.a. Koran 2: Comic Edition FINLAND: did rossiya send yuo? NORWAY LE Velkomen.

Scandinavian Peninsula REDBOOK ト〈S *-e.. a.k.a. Koran 2: Comic Edition FINLAND: did rossiya send yuo? NORWAY LE Velkomen.

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sorry eh?

Everything is well my son? And there is no sign of any Talibans yet here? Nah, dad, everything here is just under control. Jolly good Oh yanks! How about Canada? Canada? You know, he is a nice lad and warfare isn't his greatest thing... Oh, him. Nah I think he's doin' a great job out there. MEANWHILE. Oh, sorry mate, eh, sorry for that.. Can you Talibans show me the way to the base.. How do I drive this? ..Sorry! NHL16 orry!! TIMBER AARrrgh. Western infidels!! What of Allah is of??! No here to do...

Everything is well my son? And there is no sign of any Talibans yet here? Nah, dad, everything here is just under control. Jolly good Oh yanks! How about Canada? Canada? You know, he is a nice lad and warfare isn't his greatest thing... Oh, him. Nah I think he's doin' a great job out there. MEANWHILE. Oh, sorry mate, eh, sorry for that.. Can you Talibans show me the way to the base.. How do I drive this? ..Sorry! NHL16 orry!! TIMBER AARrrgh. Western infidels!! What of Allah is of??! No here to do...

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Alright ile buggers please leave aside your coconutsDENOCRAC or whatever primitive tools you are playing with, and pay attention. We are going to do a fun activity so you can learn how to do tourism propaganda. tot "HM. Yesterday, I asked you to bring something yo so you can show it to the class and tell Hs all abowt it like So, who me want! SHO"u』 TOURISM IS IMPORTAN Hl...h CANNIBALISM AND TELL 3 AD HAVE A EcovoMY Mine name 's Grenada 'nd I want t'show pretty nutmeg nd mine national bird, b't my bird was on lunch box 'nd now is a bit kill CoCONUTS CANNIBALISM SHOW AND TELL TOURISA IS IMPORTANT Mauril HAVE A ECovOMY i naime is Kiribati. Ti tuanga you that ti have pretty atoll Kiritimati It has four villages, of name Tabwakea, London, Banana, and Poland... it was five village but Paris one s make ruin. ANNIBALISM SHOW AND TELL sBAD HAVE A Kiritimati also have bomb of hydrogens Teacher Brtannia forgot when doing boom tests. COCONUTS ES... YES!! w please, PLEASE put it down sloooowly SLOW I say! ANNIBALISM SHOW AND TELL TOURISM IS IMPURTANT HAVE A PLAY W I was have a lot of bird poop bu ato all. I Nke much eatings. nowIyust have enough brd poop to make ti's cupcake. PEVE THE FISH CRY CANNIBALISM BAD SHOW AND TELL TOURISM IS IMPORTANT HAVE AA PLAY W AJ UKES CocoNUTS well, Palau... what. what do you have to Show ws? CANNIBALISM S BAD VROOM VROOM AMA THE MOON Don't you mean the Sun, Palau? NOL, AM MOON I LIKE BE MOON! Palau, dear, the SUN is yellow. HAVE A while the moon is white, usually portrayed as a crescent. The YELLOW sun is the one that brights on the light BLUE sky. CocoNUTs NOI PRETTY MOON IS BE and blue is no sky blue is means be do what I want

Alright ile buggers please leave aside your coconutsDENOCRAC or whatever primitive tools you are playing with, and pay attention. We are going to do a fun activity so you can learn how to do tourism propaganda. tot "HM. Yesterday, I asked you to bring something yo so you can show it to the class and tell Hs all abowt it like So, who me want! SHO"u』 TOURISM IS IMPORTAN Hl...h CANNIBALISM AND TELL 3 AD HAVE A EcovoMY Mine name 's Grenada 'nd I want t'show pretty nutmeg nd mine national bird, b't my bird was on lunch box 'nd now is a bit kill CoCONUTS CANNIBALISM SHOW AND TELL TOURISA IS IMPORTANT Mauril HAVE A ECovOMY i naime is Kiribati. Ti tuanga you that ti have pretty atoll Kiritimati It has four villages, of name Tabwakea, London, Banana, and Poland... it was five village but Paris one s make ruin. ANNIBALISM SHOW AND TELL sBAD HAVE A Kiritimati also have bomb of hydrogens Teacher Brtannia forgot when doing boom tests. COCONUTS ES... YES!! w please, PLEASE put it down sloooowly SLOW I say! ANNIBALISM SHOW AND TELL TOURISM IS IMPURTANT HAVE A PLAY W I was have a lot of bird poop bu ato all. I Nke much eatings. nowIyust have enough brd poop to make ti's cupcake. PEVE THE FISH CRY CANNIBALISM BAD SHOW AND TELL TOURISM IS IMPORTANT HAVE AA PLAY W AJ UKES CocoNUTS well, Palau... what. what do you have to Show ws? CANNIBALISM S BAD VROOM VROOM AMA THE MOON Don't you mean the Sun, Palau? NOL, AM MOON I LIKE BE MOON! Palau, dear, the SUN is yellow. HAVE A while the moon is white, usually portrayed as a crescent. The YELLOW sun is the one that brights on the light BLUE sky. CocoNUTs NOI PRETTY MOON IS BE and blue is no sky blue is means be do what I want

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Hola señor

Hola señor

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Mexico can't into camping

$I told you dawg, Guac-a-lame-o does not want to go with us, cause Mexicans don't camp! Buddy, come on, that is just not true Regular Guero is correcto, My querido and estimado Other Guero Us piojones not do the camping thing But guy!! You mean to tell me our Statesy here is actually correct aboot some insensitive ethnic stereotype? No understand how you gueros like it so much To us Mexicans, campings seems like paying to pretend to be homeless We like relax inside actual house, drinking cold beer, streaming movies on Polanflix, And girls named Debbie two Regular Guero is, as he would say, "Not bulshiteando." Am explain, sale vale F--- it, let this taco bender miss out on all the woodsy fun, lets bounce homie Well, guy, you will miss out on all the outdoorsey fun, but I will respect your choice of lifestyle See you on Monday, adieu Have fun, gueros That next Monday So, what happened? My muy querido and estimado Regular Guero? Tough s---, man... Saint Jesus Presbyterian Hospital of Mount Zion Usted you mean "Bitten by bear, yo?" So, next thing I know, I fall down a cliff and fracture my skull But that's typical camping s---,know what I am saying Its your boy M.C. Syrupy who got it worst, yo He got eaten by a bear, yo! That Mack got eaten by a bear yo!$

$I told you dawg, Guac-a-lame-o does not want to go with us, cause Mexicans don't camp! Buddy, come on, that is just not true Regular Guero is correcto, My querido and estimado Other Guero Us piojones not do the camping thing But guy!! You mean to tell me our Statesy here is actually correct aboot some insensitive ethnic stereotype? No understand how you gueros like it so much To us Mexicans, campings seems like paying to pretend to be homeless We like relax inside actual house, drinking cold beer, streaming movies on Polanflix, And girls named Debbie two Regular Guero is, as he would say, "Not bulshiteando." Am explain, sale vale F--- it, let this taco bender miss out on all the woodsy fun, lets bounce homie Well, guy, you will miss out on all the outdoorsey fun, but I will respect your choice of lifestyle See you on Monday, adieu Have fun, gueros That next Monday So, what happened? My muy querido and estimado Regular Guero? Tough s---, man... Saint Jesus Presbyterian Hospital of Mount Zion Usted you mean "Bitten by bear, yo?" So, next thing I know, I fall down a cliff and fracture my skull But that's typical camping s---,know what I am saying Its your boy M.C. Syrupy who got it worst, yo He got eaten by a bear, yo! That Mack got eaten by a bear yo!$

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Retirement is hard

RES Ts Hey son, can yuo come here und give me een hand? Honhonhonhon Dad jokes are of be worst... Father stop resist! Yuo need is bath nao! NEE! NEE! KEEP AWAY ME FROM WATER! KEEP AWAY! Pai Sorry eu can 't into visit yuo My economy is currently very merda and Euros be are very expensive. Eu guess we'll only do see eachother again when time for Ofympics come.(Unless eu can 't afford hosting it) Yuor son, Brasil PS: Eu was going send e-mail but forgot to pay intermet bill Je already said! No half-son of mine is go live with moi while he going through terrorist phase! Fine! I go live with uncle Germany! Oro He take me in! This és kind embarassing... But yo am go through hard time, any of yuo has money to lend to yuor papá? Only have drug money oney is for capitalistas Hey dad we came to vis- S--- he' trying to run away again! T BELONG HERE! I DON' STILL HAVE TERRITORIES! I AM RELEVANT! I AM BIG! RULE THE WAVES! THE EMPIRE LIVES Hold him down mates Nurse! Get the tranquilisers

RES Ts Hey son, can yuo come here und give me een hand? Honhonhonhon Dad jokes are of be worst... Father stop resist! Yuo need is bath nao! NEE! NEE! KEEP AWAY ME FROM WATER! KEEP AWAY! Pai Sorry eu can 't into visit yuo My economy is currently very merda and Euros be are very expensive. Eu guess we'll only do see eachother again when time for Ofympics come.(Unless eu can 't afford hosting it) Yuor son, Brasil PS: Eu was going send e-mail but forgot to pay intermet bill Je already said! No half-son of mine is go live with moi while he going through terrorist phase! Fine! I go live with uncle Germany! Oro He take me in! This és kind embarassing... But yo am go through hard time, any of yuo has money to lend to yuor papá? Only have drug money oney is for capitalistas Hey dad we came to vis- S--- he' trying to run away again! T BELONG HERE! I DON' STILL HAVE TERRITORIES! I AM RELEVANT! I AM BIG! RULE THE WAVES! THE EMPIRE LIVES Hold him down mates Nurse! Get the tranquilisers

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La historia de América / American history

14.000 A.C

14.000 A.C

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Look Finland. Äverything light touch is our kungdom perkele

Look Finland. Äverything light touch is our kungdom perkele

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The reason of 'Murica sunglasses

MAPVS OF ROMA Ego am accomplish mvch, Roma est finally rvle the Mvndvs Hello Rome Est Devs? Yes, it is me SPOR Ego not worth _ for the presence Don't be ridiculous, I am proud I will gift you with these glasses as a reward for what you have accomplished SPQR Wear them with Pride! Oh, and Rome, remember to never let them fall into the wrong hands, for they have great power SPOR Svm verry gratefvl, am swear to cvstodiendam gift with mevm life! ROMA INVICTA Manv Years Later... Y'all should know thatI instantaneously got these glasses once l reached the maximum level of freedom back in 1775 iQué? Trabajo? Impress Muy bonito No drogas

MAPVS OF ROMA Ego am accomplish mvch, Roma est finally rvle the Mvndvs Hello Rome Est Devs? Yes, it is me SPOR Ego not worth _ for the presence Don't be ridiculous, I am proud I will gift you with these glasses as a reward for what you have accomplished SPQR Wear them with Pride! Oh, and Rome, remember to never let them fall into the wrong hands, for they have great power SPOR Svm verry gratefvl, am swear to cvstodiendam gift with mevm life! ROMA INVICTA Manv Years Later... Y'all should know thatI instantaneously got these glasses once l reached the maximum level of freedom back in 1775 iQué? Trabajo? Impress Muy bonito No drogas

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How Austria-Hungary becomes Austria and Hungary

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[Insert John Oliver joke here]

Hey Dad can I ask you something? Yes, America? hy are you still wearing that monocle? Pardon me? I mean, dude, it's f------ 2016. Times have changed man! Weve got spectacles now. Weve got contact lenses now We've got f------ Lasik now! Why wear that old thing? Dad? Oh, nothing, America... It's just for old times' sake. Whatever man I'm gonna go get a Coke You're so old school Dad

Hey Dad can I ask you something? Yes, America? hy are you still wearing that monocle? Pardon me? I mean, dude, it's f------ 2016. Times have changed man! Weve got spectacles now. Weve got contact lenses now We've got f------ Lasik now! Why wear that old thing? Dad? Oh, nothing, America... It's just for old times' sake. Whatever man I'm gonna go get a Coke You're so old school Dad

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"if you arscholen by nature, but want friends to like yous, du must create harmony auf arse mit doing nice" -Germoney

Helloings, infidel What is you up to? rankreich is in krankenhospital du know so the ich making traditional curative Deutsches potato soup for him, to wish well and him take break from hospital food horrible and all that Ach, this soup be needing more Aromat Me Syria has suffered more than frog, much corpse, and no one make soup boil for the me! Big deal, what about others? Everyone is so caring and boo hoo hoo for rude shaped pastry person whenever he ouch Ich care about you Tatooinenlanders Frankreich is freund to many peoples, so if he ouch people will notice der ouchmachting a, das biggest, much rude und annoying, und does not shower as often as he should But infidel, why is everyone frog friend? Is he not the biggest orifice of the ass ever? Then why do kafirs like yous love him so, even if you not like him at same time? It be about balancing of the energies It much Eastern yang yong ching chong philosophies Easiest way auf explaining, if you arscholen by nature but want friends to like yous, du must create harmony auf arse mit doing nice What has Citroen guy done that be nice? Ach...du best take seat, Ich Will take a while reading list, is big... und invent front wheel drive, und modern concept auf republic, and make nice under clothes for girls be sexy ja, und... Well, not done nearly as much nice as smelly cheese guy, but ich has found some ways of balance mich spiritual orbit of buttocks Enough of that...but what about you? You has been big a------ in past, what have you done to balance your posterior energy? How then? Well..fur one... Ich did gib shelter to smelly, ungrateful, entitled, ignorant religious, dickenkopfts sand pers who hast nichts ever bothered to do something nice for other than self, and who rest of world would not gib two penetrations if something ouch happen to him So letting the me get this straight You want to walk my dog? For free? But the why? Am just really need to, ok! Plox let me do nice thing! Me must

Helloings, infidel What is you up to? rankreich is in krankenhospital du know so the ich making traditional curative Deutsches potato soup for him, to wish well and him take break from hospital food horrible and all that Ach, this soup be needing more Aromat Me Syria has suffered more than frog, much corpse, and no one make soup boil for the me! Big deal, what about others? Everyone is so caring and boo hoo hoo for rude shaped pastry person whenever he ouch Ich care about you Tatooinenlanders Frankreich is freund to many peoples, so if he ouch people will notice der ouchmachting a, das biggest, much rude und annoying, und does not shower as often as he should But infidel, why is everyone frog friend? Is he not the biggest orifice of the ass ever? Then why do kafirs like yous love him so, even if you not like him at same time? It be about balancing of the energies It much Eastern yang yong ching chong philosophies Easiest way auf explaining, if you arscholen by nature but want friends to like yous, du must create harmony auf arse mit doing nice What has Citroen guy done that be nice? Ach...du best take seat, Ich Will take a while reading list, is big... und invent front wheel drive, und modern concept auf republic, and make nice under clothes for girls be sexy ja, und... Well, not done nearly as much nice as smelly cheese guy, but ich has found some ways of balance mich spiritual orbit of buttocks Enough of that...but what about you? You has been big a------ in past, what have you done to balance your posterior energy? How then? Well..fur one... Ich did gib shelter to smelly, ungrateful, entitled, ignorant religious, dickenkopfts sand pers who hast nichts ever bothered to do something nice for other than self, and who rest of world would not gib two penetrations if something ouch happen to him So letting the me get this straight You want to walk my dog? For free? But the why? Am just really need to, ok! Plox let me do nice thing! Me must

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