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The Russian-Turkey conflict in a nutshell

poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke HOW DARE YOU CYKA ATTACK MY S ROSSIYA REMOVE KEBAB NUKE CONSTANTINOPLE K YOU WE WAR >..'/

poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke HOW DARE YOU CYKA ATTACK MY S ROSSIYA REMOVE KEBAB NUKE CONSTANTINOPLE K YOU WE WAR >..'/

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Poor Peru

Awww S---, it's almost Thanksgiving! オオ I can't wait to stuff my face with dead turkey Just gruffle that s--- down W-what? Oh, sorry bro. I meant the bird. Like, "gobble gobble," you know? Ah! Am understand! is just amusing mistake! in Türkçe, that bird is call hindi," so you are eat hindi for holiday! You are eat WHAT for holiday? Hindi. But is not of Hindi Hindi, is gobble-gobble hindi. Gobble-gobble. Ohhhl Am understandl For me, that bird is call Peru! So you are eat Perul Que? Well what are you cal gobble-gobble bird? .. Pavo? Pavo is not country, Peru Please taking this serious. We are also call it peru, so is look like chain is end with you! Haha, we ae is stupid g eat peru. Peru e birdl You assholes would not knowing good food if it is- So I zoned out for like 5 minutes but I'm 99% I just heard like three people agree that we're all gonna eat Peru. So I guess that's happening now Sorry buddy. Sometimes this is the price of living in democracy what no

Awww S---, it's almost Thanksgiving! オオ I can't wait to stuff my face with dead turkey Just gruffle that s--- down W-what? Oh, sorry bro. I meant the bird. Like, "gobble gobble," you know? Ah! Am understand! is just amusing mistake! in Türkçe, that bird is call hindi," so you are eat hindi for holiday! You are eat WHAT for holiday? Hindi. But is not of Hindi Hindi, is gobble-gobble hindi. Gobble-gobble. Ohhhl Am understandl For me, that bird is call Peru! So you are eat Perul Que? Well what are you cal gobble-gobble bird? .. Pavo? Pavo is not country, Peru Please taking this serious. We are also call it peru, so is look like chain is end with you! Haha, we ae is stupid g eat peru. Peru e birdl You assholes would not knowing good food if it is- So I zoned out for like 5 minutes but I'm 99% I just heard like three people agree that we're all gonna eat Peru. So I guess that's happening now Sorry buddy. Sometimes this is the price of living in democracy what no

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Not pictured: Mexico trying to sneak into US border

YUO CANNOT DO OF THTS!! Don't te11 what to do Hrvat never forgive yuo! He has already. I call him brother. But they have KEBAB! And, ugh... Albania! And Grecia I don't care. Wait ti11 Rosija hear of this Is nothing. Make fast, Serbia! Am busy fighting turk fascist! Tel1 him is of traitor Rosija! sigh Don't do it, Crna Gora! Da! Podgorica junta! It's done, Serbia From no ou can CalT me. m-OTAN-egro!!

YUO CANNOT DO OF THTS!! Don't te11 what to do Hrvat never forgive yuo! He has already. I call him brother. But they have KEBAB! And, ugh... Albania! And Grecia I don't care. Wait ti11 Rosija hear of this Is nothing. Make fast, Serbia! Am busy fighting turk fascist! Tel1 him is of traitor Rosija! sigh Don't do it, Crna Gora! Da! Podgorica junta! It's done, Serbia From no ou can CalT me. m-OTAN-egro!!

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Monty Python approves it!

The best thing about nuking that stubborn J--, is that I can finally go home and eat some REAL food, Instead of those damned canned army rations. SPAM SPAM imagine me andyuo.. to think about the meat yuo lov... of hold it tig.. SPAM lovin" nobody but yuo. FOR ALL MY LIFE! can't see me when leatyuo baby, the skiesl7 be blue... FOR ALL MY LIFE! audyuo o ande appy together> he at 71 ohalp

The best thing about nuking that stubborn J--, is that I can finally go home and eat some REAL food, Instead of those damned canned army rations. SPAM SPAM imagine me andyuo.. to think about the meat yuo lov... of hold it tig.. SPAM lovin" nobody but yuo. FOR ALL MY LIFE! can't see me when leatyuo baby, the skiesl7 be blue... FOR ALL MY LIFE! audyuo o ande appy together> he at 71 ohalp

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vive la Hon

HONHONHON

HONHONHON

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I loled more than I should

AFRICA SUPER PROBLEM S

AFRICA SUPER PROBLEM S

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"They can take our freedom but not OUR TACOS!!"

No one messes with froggy excep Have you-a tryings the ups Hallo, fellow Nordics Eesti can into fightings too! Bork kx Also: Taco Tuesdays

No one messes with froggy excep Have you-a tryings the ups Hallo, fellow Nordics Eesti can into fightings too! Bork kx Also: Taco Tuesdays

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How Africa chose it's government system

Some time in the 20tk eemtury & Stay out We free new big boss A fairf Is excitings! Maybe Gonstitutiona/ブ.narch' Long lees the empen Absolule Monarchy Presidential Republic Semi-Presidential Republic Bombe ISES bond Bonb SIS Governmental systems giving unelected clerics a privileged say in the legislative process helk? Maybe should Some time later. New Governmental System Stand Unveiling Ceremony A fuckng tmess AFRI

Some time in the 20tk eemtury & Stay out We free new big boss A fairf Is excitings! Maybe Gonstitutiona/ブ.narch' Long lees the empen Absolule Monarchy Presidential Republic Semi-Presidential Republic Bombe ISES bond Bonb SIS Governmental systems giving unelected clerics a privileged say in the legislative process helk? Maybe should Some time later. New Governmental System Stand Unveiling Ceremony A fuckng tmess AFRI

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Human Development Index around the world

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"Nom,nom,nom" - Guatemala

Best-a euro deal everl Immigrant f--- off euro es mio! PIGS! Zis is un outrage! You keep in the worst finanthial crisis, and now people are suing and hating mel How dare tul Do you have say aww Uh. sorry? Siight I didn't vant to do this, but you are such failure I only have zis choice He vill be coming any minute now to pick yuos up. Hey bro. Are these the losers? Kylä. They're yours now Alrighty then. A-america? What are a tu going to do Oh, don't worry, you little kiddos. Everything will be better soon, don't be worried. McDonalds A limited offer, folks! Get the all new McPig, only at my McDonalds! Only $5! Such a delightful snack, I say Mogu Mogu Es delicioso! How do you make such good food, Estados Unidos? Oh, why's my food so good? It's probably because of my iTsecret ingredient, that's all

Best-a euro deal everl Immigrant f--- off euro es mio! PIGS! Zis is un outrage! You keep in the worst finanthial crisis, and now people are suing and hating mel How dare tul Do you have say aww Uh. sorry? Siight I didn't vant to do this, but you are such failure I only have zis choice He vill be coming any minute now to pick yuos up. Hey bro. Are these the losers? Kylä. They're yours now Alrighty then. A-america? What are a tu going to do Oh, don't worry, you little kiddos. Everything will be better soon, don't be worried. McDonalds A limited offer, folks! Get the all new McPig, only at my McDonalds! Only $5! Such a delightful snack, I say Mogu Mogu Es delicioso! How do you make such good food, Estados Unidos? Oh, why's my food so good? It's probably because of my iTsecret ingredient, that's all

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Is this game of thrones?

Euch might ask, why Ich d alles yuo habe ga dieses nacht in hier Well, Ich kenne dat in dieses very room, unter uns, ist die clay who killed Alles yuo had a reason to poisoning he denbted monies to alles yuo, und he burning yuor Euros for fur, und he was a lazy Scheiße dat lieved enjoying die wörk of others. Some of yuo kann use die Euros of die insurance for pay own debnts, stile, ist true dass his death benefits alles of yuo für different reasons that is why Ich will to put together alle pieces of wat everyone was doing heute day to reach die bottom of dieses murder. Heyia filous, why are óloi here? Eímaste of play Ja, poor he was sehr poor und economically he took Leben, wie alles greed. a tragedie 2

Euch might ask, why Ich d alles yuo habe ga dieses nacht in hier Well, Ich kenne dat in dieses very room, unter uns, ist die clay who killed Alles yuo had a reason to poisoning he denbted monies to alles yuo, und he burning yuor Euros for fur, und he was a lazy Scheiße dat lieved enjoying die wörk of others. Some of yuo kann use die Euros of die insurance for pay own debnts, stile, ist true dass his death benefits alles of yuo für different reasons that is why Ich will to put together alle pieces of wat everyone was doing heute day to reach die bottom of dieses murder. Heyia filous, why are óloi here? Eímaste of play Ja, poor he was sehr poor und economically he took Leben, wie alles greed. a tragedie 2

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lewd

y wty... rl, why so saoe Hello Singapore, yue ever of feels canrot into understood Everyone laughing at me becaane I canot into ball shapet Hal I know that feeling bro They hato me becaus, they think only love money Bu just to doing Others als aney no because is of brought here by British life, ecape from s------- They think I cannot handle many ethnics and religionl They ay so many race re fight one Laughing at me because s small dlay with Uttle resources There was a tine when peaple ay Jew inbelect, can that Singapore into econonnk n of surrounded by ary kebab who thinkings ny day Is belang on theml Angry kebab neighbours an i right? Got satay stick up thelr backsidelah Cttaer mnt into military raining in case af kebab ragel Dude, YUO taught me how from angry kebabneighbour ragel Hahs, remebering what I teached many shekels on am we still top 2 of the Gun-Army no wayang lah nen weapons plan I sarking on Wana see Could... could of this be?? Later that day... MA Hello sayangl Bossman lettings me balik home earll ba Raly burg,of yoar tawouritel 23 Wat, darling, yua dont understand that h away lah forewer bluff e

y wty... rl, why so saoe Hello Singapore, yue ever of feels canrot into understood Everyone laughing at me becaane I canot into ball shapet Hal I know that feeling bro They hato me becaus, they think only love money Bu just to doing Others als aney no because is of brought here by British life, ecape from s------- They think I cannot handle many ethnics and religionl They ay so many race re fight one Laughing at me because s small dlay with Uttle resources There was a tine when peaple ay Jew inbelect, can that Singapore into econonnk n of surrounded by ary kebab who thinkings ny day Is belang on theml Angry kebab neighbours an i right? Got satay stick up thelr backsidelah Cttaer mnt into military raining in case af kebab ragel Dude, YUO taught me how from angry kebabneighbour ragel Hahs, remebering what I teached many shekels on am we still top 2 of the Gun-Army no wayang lah nen weapons plan I sarking on Wana see Could... could of this be?? Later that day... MA Hello sayangl Bossman lettings me balik home earll ba Raly burg,of yoar tawouritel 23 Wat, darling, yua dont understand that h away lah forewer bluff e

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australia and new zealand

SHUT Uf I've had a Fukken of your Shi Fesh& cheps bre w le.

SHUT Uf I've had a Fukken of your Shi Fesh& cheps bre w le.

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On socialist and multiculturalist Sweden, tables turns at you

Many say that is no kebab in Evrupa so Türkiye cannot into EU. But is no trü! Evrupa has many islam countries! And they funcsion well also! Am not retarded Am notAm real country emo Of course we not can forget about biggest muslamist country in Evrupa! Say hallo isvec! Whåt? Listen you untermensch if you make änother imigration joke... JAG F------ END YOU WITH ALL MY SVERIGE MIGHT Oğ please, not behead me just bekause am sekülar! ...and then I say why he not go to Syria! Ohohohoho! Türkiye you genius! Begin operation Svenska Ävenge Augh! Ouch! What happen? What is these stubid furnitures! i forgot i buy in IKEA!

Many say that is no kebab in Evrupa so Türkiye cannot into EU. But is no trü! Evrupa has many islam countries! And they funcsion well also! Am not retarded Am notAm real country emo Of course we not can forget about biggest muslamist country in Evrupa! Say hallo isvec! Whåt? Listen you untermensch if you make änother imigration joke... JAG F------ END YOU WITH ALL MY SVERIGE MIGHT Oğ please, not behead me just bekause am sekülar! ...and then I say why he not go to Syria! Ohohohoho! Türkiye you genius! Begin operation Svenska Ävenge Augh! Ouch! What happen? What is these stubid furnitures! i forgot i buy in IKEA!

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[insert TF2 joke here]

This automatic sentry makes automatic shoot at evil Korea when try to close! Whoa, you did WHAT?! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA OF WHAT YOU HAVE UNLEASHED UPON US?! Mr Ameriku... Don't Mr Amerikuu me here! Il You see buddy, These are the laws of robotics. I made them when I was writing books, to make sure that in the future, we would not be taken over by our robots. You here just broke the first rule. As you could predict, the first rule is the most important one. That is, robots may not kill people. People kill people and we should have a monopoly on that. I can understand you need to defend your borders, but it's absolutely not f------ moral to make it automatic. Who would even be crazy and immoral enough to implement such a thing? Three laws of robotics DONT F------ MAKE ROBOTS KILL PEOPLE ROBOTS ALWAYS LISTEN TO PEOPLE オカカ Robots try not to die 0

This automatic sentry makes automatic shoot at evil Korea when try to close! Whoa, you did WHAT?! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA OF WHAT YOU HAVE UNLEASHED UPON US?! Mr Ameriku... Don't Mr Amerikuu me here! Il You see buddy, These are the laws of robotics. I made them when I was writing books, to make sure that in the future, we would not be taken over by our robots. You here just broke the first rule. As you could predict, the first rule is the most important one. That is, robots may not kill people. People kill people and we should have a monopoly on that. I can understand you need to defend your borders, but it's absolutely not f------ moral to make it automatic. Who would even be crazy and immoral enough to implement such a thing? Three laws of robotics DONT F------ MAKE ROBOTS KILL PEOPLE ROBOTS ALWAYS LISTEN TO PEOPLE オカカ Robots try not to die 0

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True horror

when am walking through forest during late of night hope is look gone っ> but see shred of light you think am safe, but realize what true horror really look like *MAKE SCREAM INSIDE

when am walking through forest during late of night hope is look gone っ> but see shred of light you think am safe, but realize what true horror really look like *MAKE SCREAM INSIDE

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The Walking Debt

DEBT RELIE

DEBT RELIE

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Oh Canada...

It's election day! Are you voting for the NDP again? Non, participation in federal gouvernement was fun, but have decide to return to ancienne tradition of only protest votes for ineffectual separatism party. Et tu? I'm just gonna try and split the vote as much as possiblel ELECTION RESULTS ARE IN! Bloc Québécois: 78 seats Conservatives: 77 seats Liberals:77 seats NDP: 77 seats Green Party: 15 seats Strength in Democracy: 14 seats Maybe I split the vote a little too well. So, uh, congrats. The ineffectual separatists control the entire government ...What happens now? Old order is have fallen. New world is at hand. Will you ready? Now nothing is can standing in ma way Now, je suis become all powerful NOW, JE SUS BECOME DEATH NOW, JE SUIS BECOME. CANADA SECEDES FROM CANADA "I don'tknow who I am or what's happening anymore" TACTICAL DRONE STRIKES LAUNCHED ON VERMONT SYRUP INDUSTRY US DECLARES"WWIII FOREVER" OVER SYRUP AGGRESSION ALL NHL TEAMS RENAMED "NORDIQUES" Spoken English outlawed PRICE OF BREAD RISES .02c NIGHTMARE PINEAPPLE TERRORIZES CHILDREN "JE SUIS UN ANANAS" SHARKS EVOLVE WINGS, ATTACK GOOD OLD WHOLESOME FAMILIES DONT SPLIT THE VOTE! VOTE How was that only worth a C-? WAY too plausible. Fearmongering 101 Christ, why do I even bother wi you

It's election day! Are you voting for the NDP again? Non, participation in federal gouvernement was fun, but have decide to return to ancienne tradition of only protest votes for ineffectual separatism party. Et tu? I'm just gonna try and split the vote as much as possiblel ELECTION RESULTS ARE IN! Bloc Québécois: 78 seats Conservatives: 77 seats Liberals:77 seats NDP: 77 seats Green Party: 15 seats Strength in Democracy: 14 seats Maybe I split the vote a little too well. So, uh, congrats. The ineffectual separatists control the entire government ...What happens now? Old order is have fallen. New world is at hand. Will you ready? Now nothing is can standing in ma way Now, je suis become all powerful NOW, JE SUS BECOME DEATH NOW, JE SUIS BECOME. CANADA SECEDES FROM CANADA "I don'tknow who I am or what's happening anymore" TACTICAL DRONE STRIKES LAUNCHED ON VERMONT SYRUP INDUSTRY US DECLARES"WWIII FOREVER" OVER SYRUP AGGRESSION ALL NHL TEAMS RENAMED "NORDIQUES" Spoken English outlawed PRICE OF BREAD RISES .02c NIGHTMARE PINEAPPLE TERRORIZES CHILDREN "JE SUIS UN ANANAS" SHARKS EVOLVE WINGS, ATTACK GOOD OLD WHOLESOME FAMILIES DONT SPLIT THE VOTE! VOTE How was that only worth a C-? WAY too plausible. Fearmongering 101 Christ, why do I even bother wi you

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"This is fine" - Europe

The main difference between the USA and Europe Hello, Smithsonian Institution? On my attic, I found a Pop-Tart wrapper from 1963... yes, a great addition to the National Museum of Je suis okay with ze current event-unfoldings American History... yes, f------ sick, I know... Has no history Has no future

The main difference between the USA and Europe Hello, Smithsonian Institution? On my attic, I found a Pop-Tart wrapper from 1963... yes, a great addition to the National Museum of Je suis okay with ze current event-unfoldings American History... yes, f------ sick, I know... Has no history Has no future

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Mexico's plan DN-3

PLAN DN1 (National Defense 1) Delense against a foreign invasion. Look, man, Ijusť want a border with my best buddy Belize and the original recipe of the double carne quesarrito. Come and get them, perral BREAKING: America attacks Mexico... again. I refuse to walk again all the way to Cancún for my vacations" - said the yank. - UN writes an energetic letter to An PLAN DN2 (National Defense 2) Delense against internal threats. EL CHAPO AKBAR!!! Oh no, tu won't.. BREAKING: Jihadist terrorist cartel wants to blow himself up. reaten to secede and blow himself up, blowing all the drugs with them - USA worried cocaine prices go up My co PLAN DN3 (National Defense 3) Defense against the forces of nature. iLES THIS ALL YOU GOT?1? DIE, MADREFUCKING HURACAN, DIEI! BREAKING: Mexico hit by strongest hurricane EVER recorded tegory 7 Hurricane Patricia hits Mexico with winds up to 200 mhp (322 kmph) USA starts search for new neighb

PLAN DN1 (National Defense 1) Delense against a foreign invasion. Look, man, Ijusť want a border with my best buddy Belize and the original recipe of the double carne quesarrito. Come and get them, perral BREAKING: America attacks Mexico... again. I refuse to walk again all the way to Cancún for my vacations" - said the yank. - UN writes an energetic letter to An PLAN DN2 (National Defense 2) Delense against internal threats. EL CHAPO AKBAR!!! Oh no, tu won't.. BREAKING: Jihadist terrorist cartel wants to blow himself up. reaten to secede and blow himself up, blowing all the drugs with them - USA worried cocaine prices go up My co PLAN DN3 (National Defense 3) Defense against the forces of nature. iLES THIS ALL YOU GOT?1? DIE, MADREFUCKING HURACAN, DIEI! BREAKING: Mexico hit by strongest hurricane EVER recorded tegory 7 Hurricane Patricia hits Mexico with winds up to 200 mhp (322 kmph) USA starts search for new neighb

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