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Oh Canada...

It's election day! Are you voting for the NDP again? Non, participation in federal gouvernement was fun, but have decide to return to ancienne tradition of only protest votes for ineffectual separatism party. Et tu? I'm just gonna try and split the vote as much as possiblel ELECTION RESULTS ARE IN! Bloc Québécois: 78 seats Conservatives: 77 seats Liberals:77 seats NDP: 77 seats Green Party: 15 seats Strength in Democracy: 14 seats Maybe I split the vote a little too well. So, uh, congrats. The ineffectual separatists control the entire government ...What happens now? Old order is have fallen. New world is at hand. Will you ready? Now nothing is can standing in ma way Now, je suis become all powerful NOW, JE SUS BECOME DEATH NOW, JE SUIS BECOME. CANADA SECEDES FROM CANADA "I don'tknow who I am or what's happening anymore" TACTICAL DRONE STRIKES LAUNCHED ON VERMONT SYRUP INDUSTRY US DECLARES"WWIII FOREVER" OVER SYRUP AGGRESSION ALL NHL TEAMS RENAMED "NORDIQUES" Spoken English outlawed PRICE OF BREAD RISES .02c NIGHTMARE PINEAPPLE TERRORIZES CHILDREN "JE SUIS UN ANANAS" SHARKS EVOLVE WINGS, ATTACK GOOD OLD WHOLESOME FAMILIES DONT SPLIT THE VOTE! VOTE How was that only worth a C-? WAY too plausible. Fearmongering 101 Christ, why do I even bother wi you

It's election day! Are you voting for the NDP again? Non, participation in federal gouvernement was fun, but have decide to return to ancienne tradition of only protest votes for ineffectual separatism party. Et tu? I'm just gonna try and split the vote as much as possiblel ELECTION RESULTS ARE IN! Bloc Québécois: 78 seats Conservatives: 77 seats Liberals:77 seats NDP: 77 seats Green Party: 15 seats Strength in Democracy: 14 seats Maybe I split the vote a little too well. So, uh, congrats. The ineffectual separatists control the entire government ...What happens now? Old order is have fallen. New world is at hand. Will you ready? Now nothing is can standing in ma way Now, je suis become all powerful NOW, JE SUS BECOME DEATH NOW, JE SUIS BECOME. CANADA SECEDES FROM CANADA "I don'tknow who I am or what's happening anymore" TACTICAL DRONE STRIKES LAUNCHED ON VERMONT SYRUP INDUSTRY US DECLARES"WWIII FOREVER" OVER SYRUP AGGRESSION ALL NHL TEAMS RENAMED "NORDIQUES" Spoken English outlawed PRICE OF BREAD RISES .02c NIGHTMARE PINEAPPLE TERRORIZES CHILDREN "JE SUIS UN ANANAS" SHARKS EVOLVE WINGS, ATTACK GOOD OLD WHOLESOME FAMILIES DONT SPLIT THE VOTE! VOTE How was that only worth a C-? WAY too plausible. Fearmongering 101 Christ, why do I even bother wi you

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"This is fine" - Europe

The main difference between the USA and Europe Hello, Smithsonian Institution? On my attic, I found a Pop-Tart wrapper from 1963... yes, a great addition to the National Museum of Je suis okay with ze current event-unfoldings American History... yes, f------ sick, I know... Has no history Has no future

The main difference between the USA and Europe Hello, Smithsonian Institution? On my attic, I found a Pop-Tart wrapper from 1963... yes, a great addition to the National Museum of Je suis okay with ze current event-unfoldings American History... yes, f------ sick, I know... Has no history Has no future

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Mexico's plan DN-3

PLAN DN1 (National Defense 1) Delense against a foreign invasion. Look, man, Ijusť want a border with my best buddy Belize and the original recipe of the double carne quesarrito. Come and get them, perral BREAKING: America attacks Mexico... again. I refuse to walk again all the way to Cancún for my vacations" - said the yank. - UN writes an energetic letter to An PLAN DN2 (National Defense 2) Delense against internal threats. EL CHAPO AKBAR!!! Oh no, tu won't.. BREAKING: Jihadist terrorist cartel wants to blow himself up. reaten to secede and blow himself up, blowing all the drugs with them - USA worried cocaine prices go up My co PLAN DN3 (National Defense 3) Defense against the forces of nature. iLES THIS ALL YOU GOT?1? DIE, MADREFUCKING HURACAN, DIEI! BREAKING: Mexico hit by strongest hurricane EVER recorded tegory 7 Hurricane Patricia hits Mexico with winds up to 200 mhp (322 kmph) USA starts search for new neighb

PLAN DN1 (National Defense 1) Delense against a foreign invasion. Look, man, Ijusť want a border with my best buddy Belize and the original recipe of the double carne quesarrito. Come and get them, perral BREAKING: America attacks Mexico... again. I refuse to walk again all the way to Cancún for my vacations" - said the yank. - UN writes an energetic letter to An PLAN DN2 (National Defense 2) Delense against internal threats. EL CHAPO AKBAR!!! Oh no, tu won't.. BREAKING: Jihadist terrorist cartel wants to blow himself up. reaten to secede and blow himself up, blowing all the drugs with them - USA worried cocaine prices go up My co PLAN DN3 (National Defense 3) Defense against the forces of nature. iLES THIS ALL YOU GOT?1? DIE, MADREFUCKING HURACAN, DIEI! BREAKING: Mexico hit by strongest hurricane EVER recorded tegory 7 Hurricane Patricia hits Mexico with winds up to 200 mhp (322 kmph) USA starts search for new neighb

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The Dilemma

MEXICANSE ARE LAZY STEALING OUR JOBS AKE-CLARK.TUMBLR

MEXICANSE ARE LAZY STEALING OUR JOBS AKE-CLARK.TUMBLR

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ART

Meanwhile, outside the Loure art museum in Pariss France elcome to magnifique ouvre. Keep filthy easant hands off ovely art we First, we ancient tablet from many many year ago showing buildings the pyramid wow! Great! Even now, we no know what advance physics what made pyramid so old! Now is viewing ancient Japanese scroll of famous fight against giant squid nobility! Stronk brushworkin Rooks dericious! Here be good example of Turkish miniature paintings. Take note of gold foil and kebab details... I'm hungry nows! Vonderbar! Is not for heathen viewings! Ah! This more like it! Here glorious depiction of French revolution spirit! struggle! Whoa, La France! liberty's I say, such savag what are strike for smoke breaks Here we has Spain's selves portrait usings art technique Cubism How dares you How awful! years to get ous no comprende artistic genius screw yous SCREN square?! Ban this! wel1, while France is escorting Spain out of the premises I'11 take over the tour guiding! of course, I made this masterpiece: my finest self portrait! I paint what I love, and I love ME! But I hate being out of style, so I chose every color combo under the sun! Because I can! Aw yeah! Ow eyes having a back here what the Do I recognize Some sort of Mordern art? Is new? Jogh, this is dumb WHO WOULD funn WANT TO LOOK AT THIS!?!?

Meanwhile, outside the Loure art museum in Pariss France elcome to magnifique ouvre. Keep filthy easant hands off ovely art we First, we ancient tablet from many many year ago showing buildings the pyramid wow! Great! Even now, we no know what advance physics what made pyramid so old! Now is viewing ancient Japanese scroll of famous fight against giant squid nobility! Stronk brushworkin Rooks dericious! Here be good example of Turkish miniature paintings. Take note of gold foil and kebab details... I'm hungry nows! Vonderbar! Is not for heathen viewings! Ah! This more like it! Here glorious depiction of French revolution spirit! struggle! Whoa, La France! liberty's I say, such savag what are strike for smoke breaks Here we has Spain's selves portrait usings art technique Cubism How dares you How awful! years to get ous no comprende artistic genius screw yous SCREN square?! Ban this! wel1, while France is escorting Spain out of the premises I'11 take over the tour guiding! of course, I made this masterpiece: my finest self portrait! I paint what I love, and I love ME! But I hate being out of style, so I chose every color combo under the sun! Because I can! Aw yeah! Ow eyes having a back here what the Do I recognize Some sort of Mordern art? Is new? Jogh, this is dumb WHO WOULD funn WANT TO LOOK AT THIS!?!?

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There goes a true hero ;_;7

Russia, you not get away with this! HAHAIBut, blyad, I already am get away! Lettings me explain master plan. Am detach Crimea from land put all in it and crash it in the us ofA Then conquer capitalist havwen and become president ot world ATAXAXAXAA RRRRRRRASSIA YUO ARE OF GENIUS, TRULY GREAT SOVIET HEROI

Russia, you not get away with this! HAHAIBut, blyad, I already am get away! Lettings me explain master plan. Am detach Crimea from land put all in it and crash it in the us ofA Then conquer capitalist havwen and become president ot world ATAXAXAXAA RRRRRRRASSIA YUO ARE OF GENIUS, TRULY GREAT SOVIET HEROI

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Oh bollocks...

Oh, dear.. free scotland rabble rabble I may need some help with this one... Meanwhile... Heh heh. Hald or, 塑숄 象鳥. heh.. Now, what's up? Scotland is trying to of my empire alrendy leave me! Ive lust Reminds me of me may be able to help out Two Weeks Later Independence Vote Today Gib Independence? □ Yes 0 made in Florida

Oh, dear.. free scotland rabble rabble I may need some help with this one... Meanwhile... Heh heh. Hald or, 塑숄 象鳥. heh.. Now, what's up? Scotland is trying to of my empire alrendy leave me! Ive lust Reminds me of me may be able to help out Two Weeks Later Independence Vote Today Gib Independence? □ Yes 0 made in Florida

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Polen: savoir of Yurop

Polun now can Enalyisto peacefu

Polun now can Enalyisto peacefu

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Syria approves it!

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The current relationship between the UK and EU in a nutshell

Ich dis ein actuval economic report? Xaxaxa...why do of ask? Say, I quite like the looks of this. What is it? Dass ich for ze Europäische Union What's that mean? Mean yuo make allow all europes into klay This is of fine honhonhonhonhon jajajajajajajajaja The tatos'll grow soon, lad. polan very bad Please monies eastern No debts here! Und make removes of old moneys und share economy vith rest of member Ich of also- AHAHAHAHAHA! Stop! I can't even... Ha! You're kidding with me, right mate? There's no way in bloody hell I'm ever doing any of that stuff. Absolutely ridiculous Vell just give ich back zen! 0

Ich dis ein actuval economic report? Xaxaxa...why do of ask? Say, I quite like the looks of this. What is it? Dass ich for ze Europäische Union What's that mean? Mean yuo make allow all europes into klay This is of fine honhonhonhonhon jajajajajajajajaja The tatos'll grow soon, lad. polan very bad Please monies eastern No debts here! Und make removes of old moneys und share economy vith rest of member Ich of also- AHAHAHAHAHA! Stop! I can't even... Ha! You're kidding with me, right mate? There's no way in bloody hell I'm ever doing any of that stuff. Absolutely ridiculous Vell just give ich back zen! 0

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Even Dr. Congo can into PSTD

Oh boy, is moving day S---... Box is heavy too much Hi Tanzania Congo, gimme a hand plox ND. HAN YUO NO NE THESE ANYMOR YOU PRIMITIVE Hl Congo... can yuo hear mine voice? Congo no, you cannot the box No I need. Is box of many comfort Congo, did yuo forget pill this morning? Or did yuo take too much pills?

Oh boy, is moving day S---... Box is heavy too much Hi Tanzania Congo, gimme a hand plox ND. HAN YUO NO NE THESE ANYMOR YOU PRIMITIVE Hl Congo... can yuo hear mine voice? Congo no, you cannot the box No I need. Is box of many comfort Congo, did yuo forget pill this morning? Or did yuo take too much pills?

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muh sides

Es drug here? Mucho very here boss EL DRUG Let see it What mierda es this? Totally no drug EL DRúG Then WHO HAVE MI F------ DRUGA? WHITENING 101 org sigh... SOY THE MOSTEST WHITEST PRINCESA EVER!!!! jajajajajajaja

Es drug here? Mucho very here boss EL DRUG Let see it What mierda es this? Totally no drug EL DRúG Then WHO HAVE MI F------ DRUGA? WHITENING 101 org sigh... SOY THE MOSTEST WHITEST PRINCESA EVER!!!! jajajajajajaja

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lol Argentina

Xaxaxaxaxaxa, Poland is of stupid and poor clay, even Latvia is betters than yuo! Ehi stop with this jokes about Poland Russia I into wars you now! Uh? You of bads! Stop bully me! Now you makes me really- And nein, no split of Polan this time Ja, ich know Xaxaxa, how cans you possibly invadings me Germoney? You thinkings me of stupids like yuo? You knows that I beats vou because I hads hundreds and hundreds of troops against yuors tanks! What? yuor immigrants? Why they of lookings at me.. Did yuo just calls me Ireland? Did yuo? OH BLYAT KNOWI UNDERSTANDS YUOR PLAN! He of tru Niemcy! Does what you wants because pirate is free If you killings one, I coming ups with 1000 more- Nice to knows, Russiastan! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Whatevers So yuo muslim homogay can into troops against Russia? Stupid Polan, me of Christian and hatin gays! But yuo have satan symbol OH NOT AGAINS! Itlooks like Of really fun! rust me, me real merican! n fun 1994 e of not stupi ania! ålls me again dares yuo I doub res yuo! Yaaaaay Yar har, fiddl di dee! Is here to get European Memberships? oooO

Xaxaxaxaxaxa, Poland is of stupid and poor clay, even Latvia is betters than yuo! Ehi stop with this jokes about Poland Russia I into wars you now! Uh? You of bads! Stop bully me! Now you makes me really- And nein, no split of Polan this time Ja, ich know Xaxaxa, how cans you possibly invadings me Germoney? You thinkings me of stupids like yuo? You knows that I beats vou because I hads hundreds and hundreds of troops against yuors tanks! What? yuor immigrants? Why they of lookings at me.. Did yuo just calls me Ireland? Did yuo? OH BLYAT KNOWI UNDERSTANDS YUOR PLAN! He of tru Niemcy! Does what you wants because pirate is free If you killings one, I coming ups with 1000 more- Nice to knows, Russiastan! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Whatevers So yuo muslim homogay can into troops against Russia? Stupid Polan, me of Christian and hatin gays! But yuo have satan symbol OH NOT AGAINS! Itlooks like Of really fun! rust me, me real merican! n fun 1994 e of not stupi ania! ålls me again dares yuo I doub res yuo! Yaaaaay Yar har, fiddl di dee! Is here to get European Memberships? oooO

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Romania has an idea

Alo Ungaria, my good neighbour. I have surprise for yuo! Szia? What yuo have then? Is painting yuo! What in hell?! AAARRGHH!! Románia! Please PLEASE stop!! Hehehe.Quiet. Románia yuo Latin gipsy Köcsög why yuo do this?1 Next time l of sending yuo to Gipsylan... BUNA GUYS! LIBIA IS OF HERE!! ...What? Look, al-Libya is here! KURVA!! Wallah? My Allah! Slaves slaves? Misr misr Insallah We found yuo! Maghrib maghrib Gettings lost Middle East scums!I is not Líbia, is not islam! And stop sending me more immigrants! My tradition is ruined of yuo! Yuo will pay for it Románia!! At last some peace without that Hun Slaves slaves! No we can into al-Ramadan again! Allah Shuttings up, al-Morocco! Insallah! Allah Wait, al-Egypt is not Maghreb Union! Yuo is not of African Union then.

Alo Ungaria, my good neighbour. I have surprise for yuo! Szia? What yuo have then? Is painting yuo! What in hell?! AAARRGHH!! Románia! Please PLEASE stop!! Hehehe.Quiet. Románia yuo Latin gipsy Köcsög why yuo do this?1 Next time l of sending yuo to Gipsylan... BUNA GUYS! LIBIA IS OF HERE!! ...What? Look, al-Libya is here! KURVA!! Wallah? My Allah! Slaves slaves? Misr misr Insallah We found yuo! Maghrib maghrib Gettings lost Middle East scums!I is not Líbia, is not islam! And stop sending me more immigrants! My tradition is ruined of yuo! Yuo will pay for it Románia!! At last some peace without that Hun Slaves slaves! No we can into al-Ramadan again! Allah Shuttings up, al-Morocco! Insallah! Allah Wait, al-Egypt is not Maghreb Union! Yuo is not of African Union then.

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[Starts laughing like a 12 years old kid]

6:00 a.m 7:30 a.m 9:00 a.m ESCUELA PRIMARIA RURAL 、29 "ELVER GALARGA 12 U W U 1313GG Is hora of making mamá proud...

6:00 a.m 7:30 a.m 9:00 a.m ESCUELA PRIMARIA RURAL 、29 "ELVER GALARGA 12 U W U 1313GG Is hora of making mamá proud...

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"I now alone, poor and stab" -Tunisia

Yay !I can into revolution l can wait for all the great democratie and I also can into revolution! Nice! A new. ...Friend Democraty very aram! Die ! Ha! Tunisia, you is too dangerous, i don't gonna have vacances with you anymore! I now alone, poor, and stab… Democraty worth it? YES! GI A n PE

Yay !I can into revolution l can wait for all the great democratie and I also can into revolution! Nice! A new. ...Friend Democraty very aram! Die ! Ha! Tunisia, you is too dangerous, i don't gonna have vacances with you anymore! I now alone, poor, and stab… Democraty worth it? YES! GI A n PE

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Magic: aint gonna explain shit

Glorious Hungary will defends Yurope from homoislam and sionist invasion! I can't be fools by stupid not educated- HA! Where yuo thinks goings Syria? Yes yes You cannot into pass! me Syria l swears I can sees yuo even with weird flag with 3 stars instead of Help plox Or What the Yemen? Sigh I has civil war too why cannot be helped like stupid Syria I goings home to be bomb As usual Hahahahahaha stupid Yemen canot into cares anyone! HOW THE F--- DID YUO PASSED??? magic AAAAARRGH!

Glorious Hungary will defends Yurope from homoislam and sionist invasion! I can't be fools by stupid not educated- HA! Where yuo thinks goings Syria? Yes yes You cannot into pass! me Syria l swears I can sees yuo even with weird flag with 3 stars instead of Help plox Or What the Yemen? Sigh I has civil war too why cannot be helped like stupid Syria I goings home to be bomb As usual Hahahahahaha stupid Yemen canot into cares anyone! HOW THE F--- DID YUO PASSED??? magic AAAAARRGH!

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I gonna post this and leave...

Mr.卜卜 Shalom! Ow!! Infidel! oy veyl Alright that's ENOUGH!! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT Fl FIGHT! STUPID GOY! ZIONIST PIG! PLC Principal Un! He of starting it! I don't care, both of you are going into TIMEOUT for fighting again! Now sit there and think about what you've donel Was just saying shalom! He rockete my headl Later 急秋箪 Ok, timeout is over! I hope you both learned a lesson todayl The claybox is for sharing, not for fighting! You may go now The next day eath to Israel! Terroristerl I hate my job Principal Un! Principal Un! Izrael and palestyna of fighting again!

Mr.卜卜 Shalom! Ow!! Infidel! oy veyl Alright that's ENOUGH!! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT Fl FIGHT! STUPID GOY! ZIONIST PIG! PLC Principal Un! He of starting it! I don't care, both of you are going into TIMEOUT for fighting again! Now sit there and think about what you've donel Was just saying shalom! He rockete my headl Later 急秋箪 Ok, timeout is over! I hope you both learned a lesson todayl The claybox is for sharing, not for fighting! You may go now The next day eath to Israel! Terroristerl I hate my job Principal Un! Principal Un! Izrael and palestyna of fighting again!

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The Greatest Enemy Pt. 2

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