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From the creators of Sheriff Suriname, here comes Officer Oman!

When a nation is in peril But hiring other detective is haram They col the Middle East's greatest cop He is... OFFICER OMAAAAAN! , ISLAMIC POLICEMAN SAVING THE DAY, THE SHARIA WAY haha no TOTALLY NOT PUPPET OF SAUDI ARABIA OMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! yuo to brove such ridkuclous claims tase far a brice Bandey no longer al-tashion, new Borche Turoes 米 an Officer Debartnent. Youcharge do, bur bathelegical ar. No u beolale demand en workiife.LL Salsam, an Only suffer. Flthy water, Ietle Owtar a luo take basspart to Ha Would be o0 evidence of worker rights ANOTHER CASE SOLVED BY OFFICER OMAAAAAN!J

When a nation is in peril But hiring other detective is haram They col the Middle East's greatest cop He is... OFFICER OMAAAAAN! , ISLAMIC POLICEMAN SAVING THE DAY, THE SHARIA WAY haha no TOTALLY NOT PUPPET OF SAUDI ARABIA OMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! yuo to brove such ridkuclous claims tase far a brice Bandey no longer al-tashion, new Borche Turoes 米 an Officer Debartnent. Youcharge do, bur bathelegical ar. No u beolale demand en workiife.LL Salsam, an Only suffer. Flthy water, Ietle Owtar a luo take basspart to Ha Would be o0 evidence of worker rights ANOTHER CASE SOLVED BY OFFICER OMAAAAAN!J

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Meanwhile on parallel universe #1024

Sudan, other Sudan South is into war again! he into am he? yes is! then is time I am teach him a lesson he never the forget. so you understand, stabilizing and bringing good to people on yuor clay is true way to solving conflict. Democracy is good not the kill. MAKING COUNTRY GOOL 101 LiM Risk of WAR DEMOCRACYこGOO D KEEP CALM 1.Do NOT WAR KILLINGS BAD 2.Do TH .GF ONI SM= COMPLETELY AND LLAHU KBAR HARAM FREE wiL oF PEOPLE

Sudan, other Sudan South is into war again! he into am he? yes is! then is time I am teach him a lesson he never the forget. so you understand, stabilizing and bringing good to people on yuor clay is true way to solving conflict. Democracy is good not the kill. MAKING COUNTRY GOOL 101 LiM Risk of WAR DEMOCRACYこGOO D KEEP CALM 1.Do NOT WAR KILLINGS BAD 2.Do TH .GF ONI SM= COMPLETELY AND LLAHU KBAR HARAM FREE wiL oF PEOPLE

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The Darain Gap

Por favor, senor. No me killing I am try get to Colombia not for drug smuggle reasons Can tu give for yo some many is path muy dificil, and yuo may be contract death In fact, tenge for yuo help In panamerica pa55. Is next leg for use ferryboat Ferryboat is not jungl Ferryboat is mas cheap. Ferryboat is mas rápido iYo can puedo take you?

Por favor, senor. No me killing I am try get to Colombia not for drug smuggle reasons Can tu give for yo some many is path muy dificil, and yuo may be contract death In fact, tenge for yuo help In panamerica pa55. Is next leg for use ferryboat Ferryboat is not jungl Ferryboat is mas cheap. Ferryboat is mas rápido iYo can puedo take you?

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If next timings yuo feel shit, rememberings theres some clay wrost that yuo

snif Why are you sad, little clay? of sniff well. Economy of my is s---. People cannot into food so have to relyings on foreign aid. Government is of corrupt and not nto helpings people. Civil rights record are also poo-poo. In meantimes, relevant counteries use me as represent of African poverty. Despite heavy national aid problems of persisting Cannot of help but think that I am of worst country. Silly Uganda! Yuo may be hole of s---, but are not nearly worst in world! Why, just lookings at northern neighbor of yuo! Remove self raep No watergo No fud No moni Gib aid halp This not of make better feelings.

snif Why are you sad, little clay? of sniff well. Economy of my is s---. People cannot into food so have to relyings on foreign aid. Government is of corrupt and not nto helpings people. Civil rights record are also poo-poo. In meantimes, relevant counteries use me as represent of African poverty. Despite heavy national aid problems of persisting Cannot of help but think that I am of worst country. Silly Uganda! Yuo may be hole of s---, but are not nearly worst in world! Why, just lookings at northern neighbor of yuo! Remove self raep No watergo No fud No moni Gib aid halp This not of make better feelings.

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Economy's a bitch

I no likey being call africa anymore island seychelles! Everyone is "oh africa that s--- clay" no africa! Am not even from africa! but Madagascar, yuo also hab africa blood-- I must joirn real brothers! ASEAN Long lost brother Indonesia even send me letter to his party! Paper say to Suriname DID NOT STEAL The "african uuuunion" is suppos to make things go monies and he need hand for help, right congo? if yuo dead meaning can eat is good yes? WHERE IS THE MONIES AND FOOD HAH sick because of HARAM? I tink so congo Make me want to shut everything i tell you stupid africa why I cannot be more north no be somad-agascar pun is horrible omaigod so lucky being call arab wazzap south infidel gib oil ok But brothers too far maybe cannot accept me but they so cool and better than here shield me oh great orange fruit of boing-a-boing boing so unfortunate NEXT MEMBER MONIES BUT MOSTLY PRIDE OR KEBAB SMASH! KEBAB SQUISH! tak faham tak foham MUST E money is the bye bye D SAKE INDON DY STH NIT why is poof? *KABLAM* trade monies for dead fly? all my neibor can not buy 2,300 cars so poor big! Khmer...big... oh no I kebab budha to lepakland inflasion inflasion FISH MINE ALL MINE ONLY WHO CARE ABOUT ASEAN KASIHAN DEH LOH I am asean nao! Hue! muh boat... inflasion

I no likey being call africa anymore island seychelles! Everyone is "oh africa that s--- clay" no africa! Am not even from africa! but Madagascar, yuo also hab africa blood-- I must joirn real brothers! ASEAN Long lost brother Indonesia even send me letter to his party! Paper say to Suriname DID NOT STEAL The "african uuuunion" is suppos to make things go monies and he need hand for help, right congo? if yuo dead meaning can eat is good yes? WHERE IS THE MONIES AND FOOD HAH sick because of HARAM? I tink so congo Make me want to shut everything i tell you stupid africa why I cannot be more north no be somad-agascar pun is horrible omaigod so lucky being call arab wazzap south infidel gib oil ok But brothers too far maybe cannot accept me but they so cool and better than here shield me oh great orange fruit of boing-a-boing boing so unfortunate NEXT MEMBER MONIES BUT MOSTLY PRIDE OR KEBAB SMASH! KEBAB SQUISH! tak faham tak foham MUST E money is the bye bye D SAKE INDON DY STH NIT why is poof? *KABLAM* trade monies for dead fly? all my neibor can not buy 2,300 cars so poor big! Khmer...big... oh no I kebab budha to lepakland inflasion inflasion FISH MINE ALL MINE ONLY WHO CARE ABOUT ASEAN KASIHAN DEH LOH I am asean nao! Hue! muh boat... inflasion

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How Africa fights terrorism

allahu ackbook Oh f---, Is books-are- haram Boko Haram terrorist group. r--- Nigeria and stop me from be prosper and s---. I akbar at yuo face Is kill and am steal girls no gib back are my girls now remove books remove jeezus am friends with ISIS watch out Is in the need very much to fights ba k. But cannot the alone. Is time tor form.. INTERVENTION COALITION OF THE INTERNATIONAL KIND!!! I, niger, am answers call! Expects bigger country but okays, Niger good. Who else is come? L Cameroon, is join coalition! Okays. Welcomes to us, blah blah blah. whein is stronk country come Is me, Chad, who will als0 do the joining thing! is the sigh Fine. Come ins. ...this is all the it?!?! Where in f--- is country with the big militaries?! How yuo guys f------ help me71? Only reason is do is because boko hair salon is f--- with us also. Nigeria, who yuo expectings? No one care about us. But this s--- coalition! How we able to defeat Haram so Nigeria can tap into potential that has so far been untapable prick, Nigeris We is havings eelings aso WAITI I AM WANTINGS TO JOIN THE GROUP OF TERROR-FIGHTY THAT YUO HAVE! Oh joys! Praise Allah Christ! Am wonder who big army will joins! Sorrys Je am the late! But is Benin, announces that are join! Am f----- am f----- am f----- am f----- am f----- am f----- am f----- am f----- s feel so tro hei good to fighty is ok, Nigeria. get aid trom country with biimig militaries ke egypt eheheheh yuo guys are sucky

allahu ackbook Oh f---, Is books-are- haram Boko Haram terrorist group. r--- Nigeria and stop me from be prosper and s---. I akbar at yuo face Is kill and am steal girls no gib back are my girls now remove books remove jeezus am friends with ISIS watch out Is in the need very much to fights ba k. But cannot the alone. Is time tor form.. INTERVENTION COALITION OF THE INTERNATIONAL KIND!!! I, niger, am answers call! Expects bigger country but okays, Niger good. Who else is come? L Cameroon, is join coalition! Okays. Welcomes to us, blah blah blah. whein is stronk country come Is me, Chad, who will als0 do the joining thing! is the sigh Fine. Come ins. ...this is all the it?!?! Where in f--- is country with the big militaries?! How yuo guys f------ help me71? Only reason is do is because boko hair salon is f--- with us also. Nigeria, who yuo expectings? No one care about us. But this s--- coalition! How we able to defeat Haram so Nigeria can tap into potential that has so far been untapable prick, Nigeris We is havings eelings aso WAITI I AM WANTINGS TO JOIN THE GROUP OF TERROR-FIGHTY THAT YUO HAVE! Oh joys! Praise Allah Christ! Am wonder who big army will joins! Sorrys Je am the late! But is Benin, announces that are join! Am f----- am f----- am f----- am f----- am f----- am f----- am f----- am f----- s feel so tro hei good to fighty is ok, Nigeria. get aid trom country with biimig militaries ke egypt eheheheh yuo guys are sucky

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Oli.jpg

oman you of stupid s--- rectangle. into total monarchy like backwards savage west side best side! of get communism! Crack oman is of oil?! oman,was just joke east side... not... least side please helping?! isis stronk! OMAN PLEASE! OF NEED YOU allahu sorry, I just of stupid s--- rectangle

oman you of stupid s--- rectangle. into total monarchy like backwards savage west side best side! of get communism! Crack oman is of oil?! oman,was just joke east side... not... least side please helping?! isis stronk! OMAN PLEASE! OF NEED YOU allahu sorry, I just of stupid s--- rectangle

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"The sound of the Caucasus"

Life look like peace in Caucasus But is not fukc yu00000 8drbejany stink s--- gib nagorno-karabakh yuo turk stink i make quick kill remove azeri kebab s--- islam best lam genocide not r fükç ermani 1915 best year ot life So I turming aways from negative Focus thie scenery off many beauty GIB INDEPENDENCE YUO HAVE GOT THE F------ JOKINGS ME JUST WANT BEHAPPY 53

Life look like peace in Caucasus But is not fukc yu00000 8drbejany stink s--- gib nagorno-karabakh yuo turk stink i make quick kill remove azeri kebab s--- islam best lam genocide not r fükç ermani 1915 best year ot life So I turming aways from negative Focus thie scenery off many beauty GIB INDEPENDENCE YUO HAVE GOT THE F------ JOKINGS ME JUST WANT BEHAPPY 53

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Visit Indonesia pls

Why not spend holiday on Belitung Island...? am simba Or perhaps, in totally hostile free Raja Ampat of Papua? fakfak? Then maybe pretend ninja of blue fire at Mount ljen in East Java f want the culture why not go to Tana Toraja of South Sulawesi? Is old tree carve and dead body Discover actual nature of Labuan Cermin in INDON TERRITORY) East Borneo...! So, Visit Indonesia 2015! Uh, please look more into my big clay... ...Guys? dance for mother russia WE MEET AGAIN must get drunk BTAM wife not here yay cheap beach friends! but must the dancy so cheap so near I hope this beautiful country of Bali wouldnt get invaded by those crazy pyromaniac

Why not spend holiday on Belitung Island...? am simba Or perhaps, in totally hostile free Raja Ampat of Papua? fakfak? Then maybe pretend ninja of blue fire at Mount ljen in East Java f want the culture why not go to Tana Toraja of South Sulawesi? Is old tree carve and dead body Discover actual nature of Labuan Cermin in INDON TERRITORY) East Borneo...! So, Visit Indonesia 2015! Uh, please look more into my big clay... ...Guys? dance for mother russia WE MEET AGAIN must get drunk BTAM wife not here yay cheap beach friends! but must the dancy so cheap so near I hope this beautiful country of Bali wouldnt get invaded by those crazy pyromaniac

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Who's the mexico of europe?

1 MILLION ZLOTY Who's the Mexico of Europe? A: Romania C:Greece BsPoland o: Russia JEB

1 MILLION ZLOTY Who's the Mexico of Europe? A: Romania C:Greece BsPoland o: Russia JEB

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Sweden is of white minority

I hærd this photo with only 3 Swedes in one classrom. So æm sorry for you. If you wånt meet more whites feel free for come to me clean my place Aktually it wås argument ägainst racism... I is for multimångkulturalism... See this, little Balts? Just only 3 white europejski people in 30 peoples class! Szwecja now praktykali muslim brown somalian kaliphat! Is how multikulturalizm end! How scary! Whåt? You get åll wrong! Well, excuse ME for don't being racist homogenous homophobic clay like you untermensch slavs and wånna-be nordic! Guess whåt? Maybe am like my nice to foreigner policy maybe am see no änything wrong with this! Think am best for judge me, am don't?! Lettland worst land! Fick off pope-heads! You not even know how is have muslim Polen! Now wåsh my car, not steal! Brown Swede still Swede! Litauen of bigot! Stupid Estonia think cän into Nordic with this racism? Not worry Szwecja! Has alredy call Russia help your white hetero minorities!

I hærd this photo with only 3 Swedes in one classrom. So æm sorry for you. If you wånt meet more whites feel free for come to me clean my place Aktually it wås argument ägainst racism... I is for multimångkulturalism... See this, little Balts? Just only 3 white europejski people in 30 peoples class! Szwecja now praktykali muslim brown somalian kaliphat! Is how multikulturalizm end! How scary! Whåt? You get åll wrong! Well, excuse ME for don't being racist homogenous homophobic clay like you untermensch slavs and wånna-be nordic! Guess whåt? Maybe am like my nice to foreigner policy maybe am see no änything wrong with this! Think am best for judge me, am don't?! Lettland worst land! Fick off pope-heads! You not even know how is have muslim Polen! Now wåsh my car, not steal! Brown Swede still Swede! Litauen of bigot! Stupid Estonia think cän into Nordic with this racism? Not worry Szwecja! Has alredy call Russia help your white hetero minorities!

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Estonia can into nordic

Eest; urgent 1April 203 Wekome to Nordic!

Eest; urgent 1April 203 Wekome to Nordic!

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Estonia can into love

Can Eesti into nordic? No and don't comings back I'm almost late! Uhh... Hallo... Ich was just valking nearby... und... uh... ich culdn't not notice deine wunderbat shwarz stripe on eyes... und... small national debt per capita... deine kleine...very like Eesti s debt? Ja... und ich vanted to askings du... to go vith me... to stuff... und gather debnts... whip Greece und BÖRK WÖRK!

Can Eesti into nordic? No and don't comings back I'm almost late! Uhh... Hallo... Ich was just valking nearby... und... uh... ich culdn't not notice deine wunderbat shwarz stripe on eyes... und... small national debt per capita... deine kleine...very like Eesti s debt? Ja... und ich vanted to askings du... to go vith me... to stuff... und gather debnts... whip Greece und BÖRK WÖRK!

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My country Greece

FATHER ANCESTOR MY COUNTRY BROTHER NATURAL ENEMY FRIENDLY RIVAL BEST FRIEND FORMER ENEMY Bulgarian yogurt of best Pasta!

FATHER ANCESTOR MY COUNTRY BROTHER NATURAL ENEMY FRIENDLY RIVAL BEST FRIEND FORMER ENEMY Bulgarian yogurt of best Pasta!

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In a parallel world

In a parallel world USA Switzerland Participated in Have many slaves Never ircerferes almost every war Owes alot of cash with other counties to ocher counbes Hates any kinds of peecision Most withite country in the world Poland Greece Biggest country in Europe Makes good cars North Korea Basicaly,funds the EU Hard working people Hates Germany for not paying the detts Sweden -Economy based on ourism nvented Anime Most urbanized and advanced courby in the world 4 Brutal, manly, strong rvades black counanies and rapes everyone Not a single gay, musirm or migger in theee Russia Rich as f--- Leest amount of cotruption, pollution and dnnking ih the world Awesome roads Palestine

In a parallel world USA Switzerland Participated in Have many slaves Never ircerferes almost every war Owes alot of cash with other counties to ocher counbes Hates any kinds of peecision Most withite country in the world Poland Greece Biggest country in Europe Makes good cars North Korea Basicaly,funds the EU Hard working people Hates Germany for not paying the detts Sweden -Economy based on ourism nvented Anime Most urbanized and advanced courby in the world 4 Brutal, manly, strong rvades black counanies and rapes everyone Not a single gay, musirm or migger in theee Russia Rich as f--- Leest amount of cotruption, pollution and dnnking ih the world Awesome roads Palestine

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Frienship (Greece and Serbia edition)

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This is some tough orthodox shit you've got yourself into

That's some tough Orthodox s--- you've got yourself into, Kebalb

That's some tough Orthodox s--- you've got yourself into, Kebalb

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Camraderie

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Greece on economics

Getting to know Greeeeceball! 3 Greece and economics: Economics? It's all Greek to me! Ha ha ha ha! But really, I don't know s--- about economics.

Getting to know Greeeeceball! 3 Greece and economics: Economics? It's all Greek to me! Ha ha ha ha! But really, I don't know s--- about economics.

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Getting to know greeceball

Getting to know Greeeeeceball! #1 2. I haven't shaved since yesterday afternoon! Who threw toilet paper ain the s------?!?!?! Greece is the world's largest consumer of disposable razorblades Sleeping well is important to be healthy. That's what the ancients said, and Greece always listens to the ancients. Plumbing in Athens is antique, so you have to be delicate with it

Getting to know Greeeeeceball! #1 2. I haven't shaved since yesterday afternoon! Who threw toilet paper ain the s------?!?!?! Greece is the world's largest consumer of disposable razorblades Sleeping well is important to be healthy. That's what the ancients said, and Greece always listens to the ancients. Plumbing in Athens is antique, so you have to be delicate with it

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